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Reddit (Aug 2018)

  1. My grandma turned 90 today. Every morning she goes to the MacDonalds for coffee and they had a party for her.

    35086 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2018

  2. Get back to work!

    35073 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2018

  3. TIL that In Elizabethan England, the word 'Nothing' was slang for female genitalia. The title of the Shakespeare play 'Much Ado About Nothing' is a double entendre.

    35054 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2018

  4. Just remember this after watching CP2077 gameplay

    34992 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2018

  5. My parents didn't let me get this as a kid because I was a girl and they thought it'd be better for my brother. I finally found one 18 years later, box and all, in mint condition. I cried from happiness of just seeing this in the store.

    34979 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2018

  6. Thinking a lily pad can support the weight of my body.

    34978 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2018

  7. YouTube Bans Infowars’ Alex Jones for Spewing Hate Speech

    34975 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2018

  8. Breaks are overrated

    34956 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2018

  9. Bottle Rocket

    34956 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2018

  10. It doesn't matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip always feels like you are an unsupervised 8 year old who was given money.

    34951 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2018

  11. Always looking for natural frames when I'm out backpacking. Found this one last week.. Washington [OC] [3200 x 4000]

    34932 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2018

  12. Bio said, "make your best wheelchair joke"

    34921 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2018

  13. Mods are asleep. Post intentional Renaissance.

    34906 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2018

  14. Saving people

    34906 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2018

  15. Excuuuuuse me

    34903 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2018

  16. My friend likes to cut gems in his spare time, so I asked if he could try his hand at a Triforce. What do you guys think?

    34859 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2018

  17. It did

    34850 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2018

  18. IP Address is Not Enough to Identify Pirate, US Court of Appeals Rules

    34822 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2018

  19. Dogzilla

    34814 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2018

  20. Georgia city: No Confederate battle flag in veterans parade

    34813 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2018

  21. My neighbors moved without taking their cat with them :(

    34800 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2018

  22. Time lapse of a lightning storm on Maui

    34796 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2018

  23. Absolute madlad

    34787 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2018

  24. This two headed turtle

    34781 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2018

  25. I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans

    34774 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2018

  26. Goalkeeper Training

    34766 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2018

  27. This is Pumpkin. She turned 20 today.

    34752 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2018

  28. Get this man a job, New Orleans!

    34750 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2018

  29. Japanese Prime Minister's Motorcade Merging Into Traffic

    34743 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2018

  30. Well, blow me down

    34735 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2018

  31. Bad timing

    34724 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2018

  32. I brought Luna home today as a part of “Clear The Shelters” event in NJ ♥️

    34713 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2018

  33. this be every sophomore

    34707 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2018

  34. Too much goodness in this pic..

    34700 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2018

  35. The History Channel takes on Star Wars

    34692 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2018

  36. Mad lad

    34681 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2018

  37. Alright you drunk bastards. I finished. Vote it up so the mods see it.

    34673 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2018

  38. Tetsuta Nagashima's extreme composure while falling

    34670 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2018

  39. Google Glasses Sniper

    34665 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2018

  40. Stupid is as stupid does.

    34651 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2018

  41. If you argue that there are two sides to every argument, you’re accepting that there might not be.

    34644 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2018

  42. The Needler

    34641 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2018

  43. Cucumber harvest

    34610 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2018

  44. Big truths

    34587 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2018

  45. Kitten slumber party

    34568 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2018

  46. I saw a Cinemax commercial over 10 years ago that blew my mind. I've been searching for it ever since with no luck. Today, I finally found it.

    34568 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2018

  47. Sick...

    34566 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2018

  48. Christian parents who 'let their 10-month-old girl die of malnutrition and dehydration after refusing to get help for religious reasons' react in horror as the judge reads out their murder charge

    34552 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2018

  49. 600 Million Dollar Baby

    34545 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2018

  50. Pulled over for drunk driving at 60mph. Proceeds to tell the cop to let her go because she’s ‘a thoroughbred, clean white girl’. Nice.

    34512 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2018

  51. It finally happened!

    34504 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2018

  52. Rescued this guy from rush hour traffic.

    34495 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2018

  53. I don’t think Peanut considers himself a cat. He takes baths, walks on a leash and travel in a semi- truck around the United States.

    34445 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2018

  54. This baby arctic fox curled up in a ball

    34426 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2018

  55. 🔥 Blue baby octopus. 🔥

    34423 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2018

  56. hmmm

    34407 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2018

  57. Her bio said she was a flat-earther

    34370 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2018

  58. My boy turned 18 today, he's my best friend since my 3rd birthday when we got him from dog pound.

    34356 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2018

  59. TIL the Anal Sampling Mechanism is a reflex which detects the contents of the rectal vault and allows for voluntary flatulation to occur without unexpected voiding of feces.

    34355 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2018

  60. If I bother this guy while he’s washing his car.

    34341 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2018

  61. But what was the question?

    34327 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2018

  62. The way these flames made a dragon

    34317 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2018

  63. Every morning

    34305 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2018

  64. Mods are asleep, upvote this cozy doggo

    34297 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2018

  65. Gotta catch em all

    34258 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2018

  66. Trash men found out a little girl watches them every week, so the crew brought her a present.

    34221 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2018

  67. Stylish boye doin' a heckin boat ride

    34206 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2018

  68. TIL There is a hot spring hotel in Japan which is in business since the year 705, operated by 52 generations of the same family

    34195 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2018

  69. Is Netflix turning into cable tv?

    34187 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2018

  70. Bar chart of how much door I've painted.

    34186 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2018

  71. Real fashion.

    34179 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2018

  72. What are the strangest "house rules" you've seen in a person's house?

    34172 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2018

  73. My boyfriend used the last of the plastic wrap at the family cabin. August 28 ‘93

    34162 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2018

  74. Dry martini

    34156 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2018

  75. China, World’s Biggest Polluter, Hits Carbon Goals—12 Years Early

    34143 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2018

  76. R.I.P. John McCain. You may have done many amazing things in your life but my personal favourite was leaving Leslie speechless. Thanks for leaving your mark on one of my favourite shows. Pawnee will miss you.

    34140 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2018

  77. French President Macron announces new push for European defense project, says continent's security shouldn't rely on U.S.

    34134 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2018

  78. This watermelon carved to look like an angler fish.

    34108 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2018

  79. Jealousy

    34103 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2018

  80. It needs to be said

    34095 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2018

  81. Mom is on the jumboron, and the son is not happy

    34086 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2018

  82. Rev up those cameras

    34084 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2018

  83. What are the best, most useful, must-have Google Chrome extensions?

    34057 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2018

  84. PooR DOGgoS FriEND FuCkINg DIes

    34052 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2018

  85. TIL that the Royal Air Force, in order to hide their success of identifying Luftwaffe bombers at night, made up a story about how carrots are good for eyesight. This was done so Germany wouldn’t know it was radar. A story told almost 80 years ago is why people still believe this myth today.

    34050 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2018

  86. 'Flesh-eating' STD reported in UK for first time

    34036 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2018

  87. No Internet

    34030 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2018

  88. Germany lifts ban on Nazi symbols in video games

    34016 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2018

  89. A $1 billion telescope that will take pictures 10 times sharper than Hubble's is now officially under construction

    34011 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2018

  90. TIL Guy Fieri Fed 5,000 Fire Evacuees Per Day during the 2017 Santa Rosa Wildfires

    33982 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2018

  91. MRW my new co-worker introduces himself and ends by stating he was born via C-section so has never come into contact with a vagina ever, making him a "True Gay."

    33954 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2018

  92. Trump includes giant photo of himself instead of John McCain on this instagram post.

    33953 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2018

  93. TIL Robin Hood was called to be removed from Indiana textbooks for being communist

    33947 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2018

  94. This "design" upsets me on a daily basis...

    33917 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2018

  95. How could this have happened

    33915 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2018

  96. This bear was accidentally brought to the dog shelter but had a great time

    33886 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2018

  97. Someone was able to invent the internet without needing to look anything up on the internet

    33860 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2018

  98. Trump could try to revoke Robert Mueller's security clearance next, top Democrat warns

    33836 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2018

  99. Scientist in a movie explaining how a wormhole works starterpack

    33835 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2018

  100. Redditors who have been clinically dead, what did you experience in death, if anything?

    33821 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2018