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Reddit (Aug 2018)

  1. Baby goats are just the best.

    21622 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2018

  2. LPT: As a manager, don't let your pride cloud your judgement when someone has a better idea than you on a decision. It's an improvement on a course of action, not your character.

    21600 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2018

  3. Cop notices neighborhood kids playing Volleyball so he stops by to play and give them a few pointers.

    21584 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2018

  4. While hiking with friends a while back, I found the perfect tree to hide under if we ran into some ring wraiths

    21582 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2018

  5. Butterfly has a fabulous mode and a stealth mode

    21575 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2018

  6. Priorities dude

    21569 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2018

  7. WHat are the odds

    21566 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2018

  8. Ninja Warrior's First Jump (alternate version in comments!)

    21559 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2018

  9. Boggart Snape cosplay

    21554 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2018

  10. This blue crayfish I found in the mountains of West Virginia

    21543 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2018

  11. You got a friend in me

    21536 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2018

  12. I made my pups a bed.

    21534 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2018

  13. sandy loves to wink.

    21523 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2018

  14. This little guy is ready for Fall already!

    21515 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2018

  15. TIL Henry Ford really hated jazz. He associated it with Jewish and black people, calling it "Monkey talk, jungle squeals, grunts and squeaks and gasps suggestive of calf love." To counter the popularity of Jazz, Ford poured tons of money into country music.

    21511 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2018

  16. I'm alone in my birthday and I decided to make a birthday cake to make myself happy

    21509 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2018

  17. MRW it's Late Friday Afternoon and People Try To Give Me Last Minute Work

    21489 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2018

  18. There was no 007 movie in 2007...

    21464 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2018

  19. Good Boy.

    21463 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2018

  20. MRW Creditors try to get a hold of me

    21460 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2018

  21. Gymnasts with satisfying control and coordination

    21459 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2018

  22. FBI agent Peter Strzok fired over anti-Trump texts

    21452 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2018

  23. TIFU by microwaving a chef boyardee on an active military base

    21451 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2018

  24. The original "Distracted Boyfriend", 1922

    21434 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2018

  25. hmmm

    21429 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2018

  26. I love democracy

    21424 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2018

  27. TIL that in 2008 Anonymous launched the project Chanology, sending endless loops of black pages to the Scientology church's fax machines to waste ink.

    21414 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2018

  28. Absolutely majestic

    21410 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2018

  29. Bats are real?!?!? [r/batty x-post]

    21402 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2018

  30. They wrong for this one.

    21397 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2018

  31. When you've been banned from a sub but you try to sneak back in

    21396 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2018

  32. "Both men and women pursue partners who are on average about 25% more desirable than themselves."

    21394 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2018

  33. Ajit Pai’s FCC Lied to Congress About Net Neutrality. They Should Act Now to Reverse the Repeal

    21391 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2018

  34. True heroes don't wear cape

    21378 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2018

  35. Anyone else remember playing late at night using one of these before back lit screens?

    21377 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2018

  36. My oldest brother and I have such similar looking faces that even with our faces swapped, we still look the same

    21373 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2018

  37. your friend who always has a knife

    21362 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2018

  38. What level of woke is this?

    21354 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2018

  39. In the wake of more news of child abuse by the Catholic Church perhaps we owe Sinead O'Connor an apology.

    21354 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2018

  40. TIL there's a psychological disorder called "Sunday Night Blues" and it reffers to the anxiety some people (specially workers and students) feel thinking about the start of a new week.

    21353 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2018

  41. My 7yo said he’d only dress up if he could be Calvin. Here’s what we came up with. He loved it. I thought you all might like to see it here.

    21353 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2018

  42. Wearing ‘running’ clothes is only important so people know it’s your hobby. If you go running in normal clothes everyone wonders what you’re running from.

    21345 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2018

  43. Aluminum flip-over top.

    21335 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2018

  44. Everyone ones a girl friend

    21326 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2018

  45. Jared from Subway ended his career the same way he began it

    21321 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2018

  46. I am a foot and a half taller than my wife. So when I take a shower I make sure to set the shower head as high as possible. Then when she gets in she can’t reach it to lower it and she has to call me in. So I get to see her naked. She has yet to realize that setting is too high for even me.

    21315 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2018

  47. Whoever you are, whatever you do, you have value!

    21310 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2018

  48. House fire snuffed out in an instant

    21308 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2018

  49. Visited dumbledore's grave in Scotland.

    21297 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2018

  50. Woman late for work complains loudly on bus, chill guy defuses her

    21294 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2018

  51. Summer weather is getting 'stuck' due to Arctic warming. Rising arctic temperatures mean we face a future of ‘extreme extremes’ where sunny days become heatwaves and rain becomes floods, study says

    21290 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2018

  52. Breaking up a fight.

    21283 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2018

  53. Real Shit

    21277 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2018

  54. Someone in the world unknowingly has the world’s best rock, paper, scissors winning percentage

    21268 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2018

  55. Not sure if this counts as a choosing beggar, but I felt like this belonged here

    21260 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2018

  56. Trish, you are a genius

    21258 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2018

  57. A mosquito bit my vein and the venom travels down the path of the vein.

    21258 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2018

  58. MRW I'm offered alcohol while nursing a hangover

    21248 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2018

  59. Player thinks the umpire is garbage

    21248 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2018

  60. Trying to take a photo of a frog

    21226 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2018

  61. Some people should not be allowed to drive

    21190 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2018

  62. Let me spray water at random women,WCGW?!?

    21174 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2018

  63. When you think about Halo while browsing r/BikiniBottomTwitter

    21172 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2018

  64. Stan lee's cameo in Deadpool 2

    21165 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2018

  65. Sliding in the DM’s

    21153 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2018

  66. Beijing basks in bluest skies in a decade as campaign against smog pays off

    21152 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2018

  67. After Losing Appeal, Brock Turner Must Register as a Sex Offender for Life

    21150 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2018

  68. Yee-haw!

    21143 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2018

  69. Feeling exist after they’re put away

    21143 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2018

  70. meirl

    21142 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2018

  71. Good girl doin a good wake.

    21138 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2018

  72. Meirl

    21126 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2018

  73. For every upvote this post gets I will add 1 brick to the tower of Orthanc. No limits, and no regurgitation

    21120 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2018

  74. My body is ready for DOOM Eternal

    21118 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2018

  75. Rainbow sprinkles

    21116 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2018

  76. Chinese police take away father of woman who splashed ink on Xi Jinping poster, as he tries to visit her at psychiatric unit

    21113 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2018

  77. this isnt a meme, but big nibba has sadly passed away :(

    21110 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2018

  78. 2meirl4meirl

    21108 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2018

  79. This street in Iceland

    21108 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2018

  80. TIL that Indonesia created manta ray sanctuaries upon realising each manta ray brings lifetime tourism income of $1 million.

    21104 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2018

  81. TIL that the most expensive school in the world is the Institut Le Rosey in Switzerland. It costs $87,000 in tuition fees. The school has 400 students enrolled with 150 teachers.

    21099 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2018

  82. Blowing up dummies with det cord

    21060 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2018

  83. My Dad with Robin Williams in Kandahar, Afghanistan (2010)

    21054 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2018

  84. 🔥 Schalow’s Turaco Bird

    21045 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2018

  85. What NEW obnoxious traits are you noticing in society?

    21044 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2018

  86. Tom Hanks at the 1998 Oscars...

    21043 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2018

  87. Dude on reddit finds anyone who isn't a pedophile rather strange

    21041 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2018

  88. John’s first words!

    21026 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2018

  89. Your 100% health insurance covers 70% of the fees

    21022 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2018

  90. Me when downloading new games

    21009 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2018

  91. Anon goes to gamestop

    21007 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2018

  92. Recharging her bionic arm like a boss

    20990 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2018

  93. Mom's not pleased

    20986 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2018

  94. ULPT: If you glue a dead wasp to the palm of your hand, you can hit your boss on the back of the head as hard as you like and act like you saved him.

    20978 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2018

  95. Granny doing workout

    20960 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2018

  96. Not gonna lie, I would not only attend this parade but donate money to it.

    20957 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2018

  97. Mischief in a mosque.

    20946 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2018

  98. Macron's reaction to Finnish coffee

    20939 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2018

  99. Aww rottie loves his human so much

    20935 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2018

  100. Everyone say Happy Birthday to Bess!!

    20930 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2018