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Reddit (Aug 2018)

  1. Little boy opens a present thinking he got a picture until he reads it and finds out he’s been officially adopted.

    29087 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2018

  2. Really Starting to Enjoy Being In Your 30's starterpack

    29060 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2018

  3. Panasonic will move its European headquarters from the UK to Amsterdam in October as Brexit approaches.

    29058 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2018

  4. Senate adopts resolution declaring "the press is not the enemy of the people"

    29051 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2018

  5. Magician tricks a cop

    29046 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2018

  6. These fruits being sold in the Czech Republic.

    29038 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2018

  7. Apparently my doctor always opens the door with his pen in hand

    29035 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2018

  8. 2Broken4Socializing

    29034 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2018

  9. big fren smol fren

    29033 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2018

  10. Hail damage to moon roof

    29027 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2018

  11. Wholesome considerate elephant

    29007 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2018

  12. MRW my boss calls me into a "quick meeting," and after I close the door I realize all of senior management is in the room

    29007 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2018

  13. Cop saves dog that fell into a river

    29004 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2018

  14. But how will we get our hearts warmed if the government does its job?

    28994 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2018

  15. Oh I don't think so

    28990 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2018

  16. at getting a “portrait” done, found on Facebook market. The artist was very serious about her work. This portrait was $40.

    28973 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2018

  17. Cloudy with a chance of pestilence

    28946 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2018

  18. Ajit Pai loses in court—FCC can’t kill broadband subsidy in Tribal areas

    28922 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2018

  19. The best fandom

    28901 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2018

  20. Small Fries Please

    28894 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2018

  21. What happens when the flight is empty?

    28865 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2018

  22. TIFU by telling both my wife and mom about an item on eBay I wanted for my birthday...they unknowingly got into a bidding war against each other and drove the price up considerably.

    28862 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2018

  23. 15 years ago, this little rock rose above the odds and won the Bikini Bottom Snail Race. Let's give him the respect he deserves and remind Reddit what a true champion looks like

    28860 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2018

  24. CEO who sexually assaulted son's 9 year-old classmate gets 14 years' jail and 24 strokes of the cane in Singapore

    28848 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2018

  25. The way these plants are placed inside the greenhouse make it look like an impressionist painting.

    28837 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2018

  26. Melting in macro lens

    28834 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2018

  27. PsBattle: This packed kitty cat

    28822 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2018

  28. We need more road signs like this one

    28816 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2018

  29. As an Aussie, Americans are always asking me where in Australia there *isn’t* something trying to kill you...

    28811 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2018

  30. Trying to figure out how someone else’s shower works

    28803 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2018

  31. Realistic Ski-Resort in Minecraft

    28792 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2018

  32. She aint even change his profile

    28768 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2018

  33. TIL that Apatheism is the belief that if a god exists, or not, it does not matter, because the effect is the same. Therefore there is no point engaging in worship or even positing the question of existence of the god at all.

    28750 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2018

  34. My Friend's Pupper Is In The Cone Of Shame And I Can't Even...

    28749 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2018

  35. I love the internet

    28743 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2018

  36. I would like to thank Suave for increasing the size of their bottle by -17%

    28718 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2018

  37. Taking a couple steps back to appreciate the full detail.

    28701 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2018

  38. Keep that same energy ☕️

    28695 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2018

  39. These see-through bins

    28690 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2018

  40. TIL that a man working at Kmart in the 80s and 90s saved a collection of cassette tapes that were sent from Kmart's corporate office to be played over the in-store speaker system while people shopped. He later digitized the tapes and uploaded them online where they can be heard today.

    28644 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2018

  41. He was not ready !

    28637 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2018

  42. This bar obviously owns a cat

    28636 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2018

  43. About A Month Ago U/Sarcasticfreckle Posted This Image Of His Grandparents from 1950. I Made An Attempt At Restoring It.

    28635 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2018

  44. S'mores "Tiramisu"

    28618 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2018

  45. LPT: If you lose your car keys and need replacements, especially electronic keys that “only the dealer can program”. Call your local locksmiths, they usually have the keys, and can program them at your house for half of what the dealer charges... happened to me today and it was great.

    28614 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2018

  46. Cat revenge

    28610 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2018

  47. This Trump illustration from a Norwegian newspaper

    28603 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2018

  48. LPT: When you get a new notebook, leave the first page blank. When you finish using the notebook, you can number the pages and use the first page as a table of contents.

    28588 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2018

  49. Putting on your kid's favorite DVD to get them to settle down

    28585 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2018

  50. therapy good girle

    28568 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2018

  51. Deadpool 2

    28556 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2018

  52. Best sign at a women's march in South Africa

    28554 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2018

  53. His name was Batman at the shelter. We call him Bruce to protect his secret identity.

    28510 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2018

  54. Ice flexing in a way that doesn't seem possible

    28486 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2018

  55. Rock split

    28485 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2018

  56. How to make your users love you 101

    28477 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2018

  57. Multiple casualties in Canadian shooting

    28453 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2018

  58. Wonder

    28426 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2018

  59. Father makes virtual rollercoaster.

    28423 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2018

  60. My Wife after becoming a US citizen today!

    28410 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2018

  61. Pineapple (sound on)

    28408 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2018

  62. I wasn’t sure where she was, so I called her name and was greeted by this.

    28403 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2018

  63. We're gonna get through this ...together.

    28398 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2018

  64. Yee-haw!

    28396 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2018

  65. Damn it

    28355 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2018

  66. When your Airbnb comes with a cat

    28354 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2018

  67. MRW I’m a model (F22) and the camera man zooms in on my ass on the runway. (NSFW)

    28348 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2018

  68. Not so yay

    28344 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2018

  69. At 35 years old, I decided to hang up my coal mining boots and walk the path I should have chosen at 18 (name blurred out because...rules)

    28342 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2018

  70. 'I was annoyed': Woman, 95, shoos black bear out of kitchen twice in one day

    28332 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2018

  71. Y’all tripping

    28321 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2018

  72. Unconventional wholesomeness

    28307 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2018

  73. LPT: When you put in a fresh bin bag, sprinkle some cat litter into the bottom of the bag. It will absorb any gross liquids, and your bags will have almost no bad odour.

    28303 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2018

  74. Releasing a spider back outside

    28303 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2018

  75. The butter’s penthouse.

    28284 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2018

  76. Crazy idea

    28284 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2018

  77. INVEST NOW! Great template with high potential for variability.

    28278 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2018

  78. I took my blind cat to a pet expo once. He spent his day hugging people.

    28267 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2018

  79. In honor of Christopher Robin's release, one of the memes that got it banned in China.

    28253 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2018

  80. My 15yo dog that can barely walk decided to be a puppy again and have Zoomies today.

    28246 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2018

  81. MRW My girlfriend starts hinting at wanting kids

    28236 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2018

  82. Alexa, remind me to feed the baby.

    28229 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2018

  83. Classic Henry

    28217 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2018

  84. Just pronounce it

    28217 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2018

  85. THA FUCK IS YOU TAWLKIN ABOUT?

    28211 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2018

  86. The deep sea diver giant marionette

    28190 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2018

  87. I made this in photoshop

    28153 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2018

  88. TIL the rhinos in Black Panther were all practical effects

    28146 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2018

  89. Time to convert

    28143 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2018

  90. My friend found a pup in a pvc pipe at her work today, she’s mine now!

    28142 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2018

  91. You can always count on Tomi for an opinion that's usually destroyed by history.

    28105 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2018

  92. You can tell a lot about a person based on whether they think the beginning of a certain song is “Under Pressure” or “Ice Ice Baby.”

    28100 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2018

  93. Managed to lose 180 lbs over my first two years of law school.

    28100 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2018

  94. TIL Human kidneys can only make urine that is less salty than salt water. Therefore, to get rid of all the excess salt taken in by drinking seawater, you have to urinate more water than you drank. Eventually, you die of dehydration even as you become thirstier.

    28072 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2018

  95. Generally calm people of Reddit, what made you lose your absolute shit that time?

    28067 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2018

  96. Make America Lactate Again

    28064 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2018

  97. Hawk investigating a drone

    28051 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2018

  98. Car Animation

    28044 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2018

  99. An excellent example that shows the role plants play in keeping the soil intact and filtering impurities.

    28028 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2018

  100. MRW I'm mad at someone for being a dick, but realize I'm actually the dick.

    28027 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2018