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  1. My Super Mario Happy Meal toy (1989) next to my son's (2018)

    55987 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2018

  2. Fox News went after socialism in Denmark, big mistake, yuuge!

    55983 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2018

  3. Trainer suggested a squirt bottle to keep him off the table.

    55933 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2018

  4. We are firefighters and net neutrality experts. Verizon was caught throttling the Santa Clara Fire Department's unlimited Internet connection during one of California’s biggest wildfires. We're here to answer your questions about it, or net neutrality in general, so ask us anything!

    55882 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2018

  5. Scientists have developed the first Telescopic contact lens. This lens is capable of zooming your vision to 3 times. This means that now you will be able to see the Moon’s surface and other heavenly bodies in the solar system by wearing it.

    55841 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2018

  6. Allison Janney gets mistaken for prettier version of Allison Janney

    55813 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2018

  7. Dads feeding their babies

    55796 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2018

  8. Rent in California be like

    55762 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2018

  9. I’ll never get an award for carving but I sure love doing it!

    55744 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2018

  10. Abrupt stop

    55654 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2018

  11. TIL that American wine had a terrible reputation until an event in 1976, called the Judgment of Paris. Wine industry luminaries blind tasted California and renowned French wines, side by side, and scored them. Surprisingly, the winning red and white wines were both from California.

    55612 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2018

  12. Dog steals horse

    55546 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2018

  13. Samsung can put an entire pen in their phone yet Apple can't keep a headphone jack in theirs.

    55545 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2018

  14. Y'all niggas need a yes

    55465 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2018

  15. I was lucky enough to catch this picture of a sailboat during sunset from my hotel room!

    55427 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2018

  16. Kid is interested in a game on the Subway so guy let’s him play.

    55392 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2018

  17. This is what disappointment looks like

    55346 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2018

  18. Guy stops his truck and dives into another car to help the driver who is having a seizure

    55297 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2018

  19. Facebook, iTunes and Spotify drop InfoWars

    55289 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2018

  20. I recently went to a wedding where I was one of the few single guys there.

    55206 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2018

  21. Cat got its own tongue stuck in its collar.

    55184 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2018

  22. My best friend’s first and most likely last camping trip. He’s still alive! Just too old to go adventuring.

    55126 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2018

  23. His shirt meant to say ‘dope’ but now I only see ‘pedo’

    55039 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2018

  24. Puppy’s first time encountering a tennis ball

    55022 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2018

  25. Puerto Rican Government Quietly Admits 1,427 Died in Hurricane

    54917 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2018

  26. Forest

    54901 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2018

  27. I think this could count as wholesome

    54883 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2018

  28. Guy Puts A Giant Motor On A Small Boat

    54851 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2018

  29. Landscape perfectly divided by this railing

    54825 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2018

  30. Just makes me love the game even more...

    54780 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2018

  31. In the Harry Potter universe, where paintings and images can interact with those looking at them, "waifu pillows" are probably a lot more interesting.

    54768 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2018

  32. We think aliens would abduct us and conduct experiments on us because that's exactly what we would do if we discovered alien life.

    54766 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2018

  33. “He’s mine now”

    54762 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2018

  34. Bring that hand back human....immediately!

    54701 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2018

  35. My buddy is a Medevac Pilot. He sent me this photo today.

    54700 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2018

  36. Guess it wasn't water-proof.

    54670 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2018

  37. Bike race takes a surprising turn.

    54616 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2018

  38. This pole matching the traffic light

    54549 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2018

  39. What do you think buzzfeed employees worked on while reddit was down yesterday?

    54546 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2018

  40. Beginning to think I might have an addiction...

    54534 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2018

  41. Margot Robbie as Sharon Tate in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

    54451 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2018

  42. "I can explain"

    54434 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2018

  43. This kitten showed up at my front door and all she wants to do is snuggle

    54414 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2018

  44. A message to Sony

    54343 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2018

  45. A Sri-Lankan artist drew this with charcoal and flour.

    54308 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2018

  46. Kerplop

    54277 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2018

  47. Amish girls have no way of knowing if it's a romantic candlelit dinner or just a regular dinner

    54199 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2018

  48. best student sign i've ever seen

    54112 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2018

  49. I successfully diagnosed a bad part in my parents washing machine, watched a youtube video how to replace it, bought the part and installed it. Didn’t hurt myself, and it worked!

    54109 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2018

  50. Work smart not hard !

    54069 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2018

  51. TIL thanks to 3D printing, NASA can send plans for new tools and equipment to the Space Station over email. Instead of waiting months for gear, Astronauts can print new gear in hours.

    54037 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2018

  52. Everyday this frog jumps into my pool, swims into the filter and eats all of the bugs that cycle through.

    54011 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2018

  53. Amazon hired an army of employees to say nice things about it on Twitter, and it shows how big its reputation problem has gotten

    53957 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2018

  54. This happy cactus i found on a hike.

    53947 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2018

  55. My phone camera captured a shooting star

    53941 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2018

  56. TIL that the writer of the hymn "Amazing Grace" had an incredibly filthy mouth. During his time as a sailor he was: "admonished several times for not only using the worst words the captain had ever heard, but creating new ones to exceed the limits of verbal debauchery"

    53779 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2018

  57. Social Skills 101

    53722 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2018

  58. TIL that Washington DC police ran a fake hip-hop studio to attract criminals and record proof of their illicit deals. "Manic Enterprises" made 70 arrests, snagged $7.2 million in cocaine, and confiscated 161 illegal weapons. Cops shut it down after they heard a gang planned on robbing the studio.

    53687 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2018

  59. TIL in 2013, Coca-Cola cancelled a promotion that paired randomly generated English and French words inside their caps until a lady received one that said "You Retard"

    53683 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2018

  60. Teen dating violence is down, but boys still report more violence than girls - When it comes to teen dating violence, boys are more likely to report being the victim of violence—being hit, slapped, or pushed—than girls, finds new research (n boys = 18,441 and n girls = 17,459).

    53643 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2018

  61. Tyler James Williams wishes Terry Crews happy birthday.

    53604 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2018

  62. Brilliant idea for a tv show

    53251 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2018

  63. Turning abandoned malls into homeless shelters.

    53207 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2018

  64. Just as President Trump was openly pondering the possibility of lifting sanctions against Russia, Microsoft revealed it has uncovered yet another Russian intelligence operation aimed at assaulting America's democratic institutions and, it appears, at helping Trump.

    53135 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2018

  65. Being attracted to people who wear glasses is the one fetish for physically impared that's socially acceptable

    53126 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2018

  66. This pic of my friends catch today looks like a bad Photoshop job.

    53114 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2018

  67. TIL 'Weird Al' Yankovic recorded a parody of Lady Gaga's "Born This Way," entitled "Perform This Way," and all of the proceeds from the parody and its music video were donated to the Human Rights Campaign, to support the human rights themes of the original song.

    53083 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2018

  68. The bin men found out their biggest fan watches them ever week and decided to give her a present -sorry for all the "oh my goodness's" I was just so happy for her

    53060 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2018

  69. TIL in 2007, a North Korean cargo vessel was captured by Somali pirates. Its distress signal was responded to by a nearby US destroyer, which provided medical assistance to injured NK sailors who were able to retake the vessel. It led to an unprecedented statement of gratitude by North Korean media.

    53016 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2018

  70. Six crows trained to pick up cigarette ends and rubbish will be put to work next week at a French historical theme park, according to its president - Birds will be rewarded with food every time they bring a cigarette butt or other rubbish, says manager

    53003 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2018

  71. Speaking the truth

    52998 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2018

  72. I caught a ball.

    52985 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2018

  73. Possibly world’s first customer service complaint, nearly 4,000 years old.

    52985 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2018

  74. Red panda secret handshake.

    52922 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2018

  75. Don’t go insane cos of that pussy

    52904 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2018

  76. "I would give him 10 stars, but since I can't, here's 4 out of 5"

    52849 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2018

  77. The Guillermo del Toro Produced ‘Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark’ Begins Shooting This Week

    52847 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2018

  78. They from a different universe.

    52830 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2018

  79. Wholesomeness gone wrong 🤦🏾‍♂️

    52757 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2018

  80. As a kid, you are bullied by people who don't like you, and your friends are nice. Once you're older, you're bullied by your friends, and people who don't like you are nice

    52745 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2018

  81. Will Smith filming a scene.

    52744 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2018

  82. Thankssss

    52728 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2018

  83. Everyone posts pictures of their supermodel grandparents. Well, here's my great great grandmother, 1896.

    52710 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2018

  84. Hal is the greatest of all the on screen dads

    52586 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2018

  85. Gen Z teenagers have begun quitting social media in droves refusing to be programmed by it, playing the game of "who can appear the happiest"

    52571 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2018

  86. Lemurs in Madagascar has been observed chewing on millipedes and rubbing the juices, which contain benzoquinone, on their anuses to treat threadworm infestations. Humans use benzimidazole, a similar compound, to treat the same problem.

    52498 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2018

  87. Mars casts a warm reflection on the surface of the ocean during an opposition in which the red planet was closest to Earth since 2003.

    52443 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2018

  88. I love public chess matches!

    52358 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2018

  89. Author meets a fan cosplaying as a character from his book for the first time

    52342 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2018

  90. Imagine being scientifically illiterate, promoting something dangerous to your own children and those around you, and being proud of your dangerous ignorance. Now see it.

    52311 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2018

  91. WV State Police seize $10K from couple without charging them with a crime

    52257 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2018

  92. I’m not a cat person. I’m allergic to cats. Found him at work... Guess I’m a cat person now!

    52193 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2018

  93. My son is obsessed with Mario Bros, so I made him into one.

    52169 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2018

  94. Riding down Farwell Canyon

    52088 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2018

  95. I miss the days that political opponents respected each other

    52087 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2018

  96. How to look cool in the gym

    51913 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2018

  97. Doctors in Italy reacted with outrage Monday after the country’s new populist government approved its first piece of anti-vax legislation

    51880 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2018

  98. Gotta play it safe

    51870 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2018

  99. TIL Stephen King threw away the first few pages of Carrie until his wife fished it out of the trash can and said she liked it and would help him with the female perspective. The book would become his first published novel and wildly successful, launching his $400 million career.

    51789 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2018

  100. First Poster for 'Holmes & Watson' - Comedy-Mystery Starring Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, Ralph Fiennes, Rebecca Hall, Noah Jupe, and Kelly Macdonald

    51761 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2018