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Reddit (Sep 2019)

Guy Naruto Runs Past News Anchor for Storm Area 51
160874 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2019
Printers
159567 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2019
What a considerate man
147989 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2019
Simpsons predicted it yet again
138766 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2019
So inspiring
135078 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019
The clearest image of Mars ever taken!
134455 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2019
Guy wakes up in the wrong house!
130552 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019
Area 51 raiders in the early morning hours of September 20th
128250 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2019
Monkeybro helps out
125806 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2019
Hong Kong Police beat and broke this teenager's neck. They refused to untie his hands for first aid after he lost consciousness for 20 minutes until a firefighter forced them to.
125267 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2019
Is Today Friday the 13th?
123678 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2019
A man in India protesting for better roads..
121842 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2019
Dad gets (pretend) vaccinated first so daughter is less scared by needles.
121676 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2019
Told you I am not at all interested in all that food.
121234 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2019
Hong Kong Police pointed gun towards the crowd and beat citizens with batons after their disguise as protestors were blown
119395 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2019
About to have my second brain surgery this summer.... Wish me luck redditors!
118113 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2019
Most people know so little that if they were transported 200 years into the past, they wouldn't be able to invent anything any quicker.
117739 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2019
The look on the faces of world leaders when they realise that trump signed the NAFTA agreement wrong
117634 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2019
Nobody has ever had as much fun at a party as these two are having at this party
117516 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2019
Ireland’s President looks like Danny DeVito playing Bernie Sanders
116261 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2019
One of my earliest and best gaming memories will always be the first time I looked up at that ring
114239 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2019
Courtesy of my local PD
113973 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2019
Scared cat gets saved by two French guys
113649 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2019
FBI? This tweet right here
111981 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2019
My college used to be a shopping mall
111891 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2019
Cross stitching on a plane...
111538 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2019
The World Unites on One Thing: No One Wants a Princess Bride Remake
111467 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2019
Almost had a heart attack coming out of the subway today
111114 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019
He sent it back to the chef
111035 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2019
Wow, EA. Wow.
110775 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2019
Every morning my wife and I get booped awake
109777 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2019
if we spread this far and wide it might just catch on
109775 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2019
Reddit was mad last year when the puppy pool party video I posted was only 15 seconds. It’s been 365 days, and I present: splash dance 2019, a much longer video.
109748 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2019
I’m hungry now.
109713 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019
My girlfriend and I introduced our cats recently ♥️♥️♥️
109640 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2019
Trump's approval rating rises to 88%
109578 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019
Impeachment Proceedings to be started against Donald Trump
109444 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019
Video game nostalgia
109268 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2019
“Please save your praise. We don’t want it,” Swedish Climate Activist Greta Thunberg told the USA Senate Climate Change Task Force. “Don’t invite us here to tell us how inspiring we are without doing anything about it because it doesn’t lead to anything.”
108394 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2019
100 drones giving a light show
108197 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2019
On 9/11 I like to remind people who make fun of the French of this photo
107320 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019
(44M) About to have quintuple heart bypass surgery due to hereditary issues in less than an hour. Scared as hell. Wish me luck.
106662 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2019
Spent 10 minutes snapping pics of my wife so she could have 'the perfect sexy Instagram photo.' When she was finally happy I asked her to return the favour. We got this beauty in one take.
106334 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2019
My grandfather making a remark on how few ribbons I have.
106146 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2019
13 mile hike to celebrate one year of sobriety! I stopped doing AA, so I won’t get a token. Here’s me with a pine cone instead
106125 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2019
One apple a year keeps your wallet empty
105603 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019
did I waste my life
105393 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2019
NYC from an airplane, tonight
105252 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2019
Dutch King shows a video to the Dutch Prime Minister during Trump’s speech
103516 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2019
9/11 happened to real people going about their normal day.
103378 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2019
Latest from Boston Dynamics
102118 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019
The contents of a Dutch police car
102010 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2019
Trump provoked ‘stunned silence’ by shouting ‘where’s my favorite dictator’ at meeting with Egyptian officials: report
101874 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2019
Scaling up a pen
101834 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2019
My dad spent a week in a hospital for a heart attack and this is what we owe
101266 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2019
I decided to do a little exploring after Hurricane Dorian...this is what I found!!! [Virginia]
100470 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2019
Buzz Aldrin’s reaction to Trumps space talk.
100153 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019
After a 10 yr custody battle, today I gained full rights. For the guys going through the same process; don’t lose hope and never quit fighting.
100042 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2019
This is why woman live longer than men
99772 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2019
They have learned rather quickly that I provide breakfast on a regular schedule. Was 5 mins late and got told for it.
99686 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2019
The real issues:
99553 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2019
I work at a small coffee shop. My boss just absent-mindedly poured unroasted beans into a batch of roasted ones. Here's us separating 10,000 beans...by hand.
99506 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2019
Found a tiny danger noodle in need of assistance 🐍
99119 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2019
We couldn't decide on dinner.
98750 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2019
We give rude elderly people the benefit of the doubt because they've been through a lot, but there's a decent chance that old person has been an asshole their whole life.
98283 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2019
Yellow tape around her body it's a fucking homicide
98057 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019
I am proud because I just became a US citizen. I just wanted to celebrate with my loyal little friend whom I found at my patio six months ago. She made me be a cat lover. She will get raw fish for the first time today.
97822 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2019
Toppling "dominoes"
97733 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2019
Traditional Georgian wedding attire
97362 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2019
Dude who started dancing deserves a Nobel Peace Award
97210 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2019
TIL a Japanese bomber pilot dropped four bombs on a small Oregon coastal town. The damp atmosphere meant the thermite bombs failed to explode. Years later the citizens of that town invited the pilot to their town. He accepted, and gave them a samurai sword as apology. It's still on display.
96792 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2019
My blind friend got engaged yesterday....he’s pretty sure.
96494 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2019
enjoy this video of my cat’s 6th attempt to jump on the counter.
96164 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2019
Built my good old boy a ramp to help him get around as he fights the good fight against heart disease.
95906 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2019
Not yet released 2020 car being driven downtown, totally hidden
95820 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2019
Please no...
95480 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019
The 2010's decade will be over in 4 months. What do you think people will remember this decade for?
95079 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2019
✊🏼✊🏿✊🏽 Stick together !!!
94992 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2019
We lost to our own hubris
94851 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2019
I'm going to play a nice relaxing game today, Also me
94797 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2019
Reddit ruled today, so I arted it.
94716 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2019
TIL TVs emit a tone during ad breaks that are inaudible to humans but that smartphones are listening for; now corporate entities can link the tv & phone as belonging to the same person. It means govt entities can play a tone thru the TV & ping all the phones in the room, identifying the whole group.
94073 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019
I have a very particular set of skills. I just never thought that they'd be useful.
93898 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2019
Buying drinks alone
93693 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2019
The Avengers 1978 has aged really well
93241 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019
The homies need love too
93220 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2019
Increase the pay or lower the requirements
93147 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2019
The bans on vaping aren’t frustrating because vaping is safe or good. They’re frustrating because they demonstrate swift and decisive action can be taken, but never for the right thing.
93041 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019
Special birthday treat for the best doggo
92800 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019
He's got a point
92591 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019
Nobody cares if their deodorant is 24 hour or 48 hour, they are still going to apply it once a day
92495 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2019
“The New American Gothic” by Criselda Vasquez, Oil on canvas, 2017
92042 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2019
I've been working on this falling sand roguelite game for six years. It's coming out on September 24th!
91758 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2019
Life hack
91710 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2019
Last sunset 9/10/2001
91479 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2019
So....Was woke up this morning to my wife telling me that Oliver, our dog, got out and was playing with a skunk!!! I would’ve never believed it until I went out to check the hole he got out through and he was playing with the skunk AGAIN!! Luckily the neighbors got a video!
90943 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2019
Weight loss
90887 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2019
Jonah Hill dropping his coffee
90813 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2019
New credit card 3 digit (CVV) changes every 4 hours
90657 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2019
My boyfriend told me he didn’t care what shoes I wore shopping
90599 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019