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  1. TIL when Stephen King was run over by a car in 1999 the driver apologised and said he'd never even gotten a parking ticket before. King, lying injured, replied: 'well, I've never been hit by a car before'.

    44146 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019

  2. Justin Trudeau should take notes

    44140 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019

  3. Got an alert from the new monitor we bought in preparation for the baby... I think I'm just gonna sleep downstairs tonight...

    44129 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2019

  4. 140 year old mother tortoise wearing her 5 day old son as a hat.

    44108 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2019

  5. Creating a pendant with resin

    44100 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019

  6. Happy Halloween, maggots!

    44099 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019

  7. They honestly think we're stupid as fuck.

    44098 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019

  8. Maybe maybe maybe

    44091 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019

  9. TIL Teen Bill Hader got fired from his job at a cinema for spoiling the ending of "Titanic" to a group of rude sorority girls.

    44079 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019

  10. wholesome hotel horn

    44068 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019

  11. Hi human, I don't know what you're doing but I love you so much and I'm going to stay here in case you need my help

    44039 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019

  12. Doctors, whats it like when you get sick? Do you go to the doctor or diagnose yourself?

    44012 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2019

  13. Grandma and granddaughter!

    44011 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019

  14. I'd rather have great women stories than lazy Gender Reversal packaged in women empowerment.

    43947 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019

  15. Megathread: Energy Secretary Rick Perry Subpoenaed in House Impeachment Investigation

    43926 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019

  16. I’d give it 1 1/2 🎤

    43919 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019

  17. Danny DeVito to Receive Lifetime Achievement Award for Acting at Camerimage Film Festival

    43896 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019

  18. She was adopted a day prior. Do you think she’s happy?

    43868 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019

  19. [OC] Recognizing Handwritten Digits As They Are Being Drawn

    43851 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019

  20. Me irl

    43839 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019

  21. Well if you say so

    43833 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019

  22. Salesforce’s Marc Benioff calls for a ‘new capitalism’ where billionaires pay higher taxes - higher taxes would “help generate trillions of dollars” needed to advance important causes, like fighting climate change.

    43829 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019

  23. “Is This Real?”: Trump Sends Third-Grade Reading-Level Letter to Erdoğan The president crosses the line from pretty crazy to clinically insane.

    43807 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2019

  24. Accurate

    43801 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019

  25. Six years of college for this?

    43784 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019

  26. How it all began

    43760 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019

  27. Bush Secretary of State Colin Powell Tells Republicans to 'Get a Grip' on Fear of Standing Up to Trump — “We’ve got to remember that the Constitution started with, ‘We the People,’ not ‘Me the President,' " Powell said

    43731 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019

  28. Trump says he won't pay $500K for MN rally. He still owes DC $9M.

    43707 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019

  29. Some POS used my cat as paintball practice- he's okay, but sore

    43703 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2019

  30. Their fitness instructor is very short

    43698 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2019

  31. This kid is at least 100 years ahead of us.

    43698 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2019

  32. TIL: "Breakfast is the Most Important Meal of the Day" was actually a line created by Kelloggs to help sell their new cereal.

    43660 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2019

  33. Just gonna leave it here

    43658 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019

  34. Russian iPhone User Sues Apple for Turning Him Gay

    43644 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019

  35. What's an experience you don't ever want to go through again?

    43618 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019

  36. to end "socialism"

    43588 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019

  37. Pushing north of $10 a bag

    43584 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019

  38. South Asian mom in training mode.

    43579 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019

  39. Nvidia right now

    43553 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019

  40. That’s capitalism man.

    43540 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019

  41. POS damaging a farmers ability to feed his family to protest something.

    43538 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019

  42. This little door at my university

    43521 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019

  43. It was worth the effort

    43508 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019

  44. A protestor who called for Americans to 'eat babies' to fight climate change at AOC's town hall was revealed as a member of a pro-Trump fringe group

    43499 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2019

  45. There is a fine line between discipline and scare-tactics.

    43462 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019

  46. Facebook removes pro-Trump "Police Lives Matter" pages that were run from Kosovo

    43460 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2019

  47. I made a resource pack that makes damaged items actually damaged. Link in the comments!

    43451 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019

  48. If food is on the table the meeting will be more productive

    43427 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019

  49. Never-Before-Seen Trump Tax Documents Show Major Inconsistencies | The president’s businesses made themselves appear more profitable to lenders and less profitable to tax officials. One expert calls the differing numbers “versions of fraud.”

    43416 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2019

  50. Remember when we found out that the white walkers could make deals with humans, and that it meant nothing and it was never properly explained what they wanted?

    43391 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019

  51. Blizzard Ruling on HK interview: Blitzchung removed from grandmasters, will receive no prize, and banned for a year. Both casters fired.

    43390 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2019

  52. Elijah Cummings, esteemed longtime Baltimore congressman, has died at 68

    43389 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019

  53. My succulent's offshoot.

    43377 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019

  54. A normal night in an english pub

    43373 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019

  55. Pupper Knows The Drill When It's Raining

    43366 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019

  56. Picturesque view of The Dolomites, Italy

    43349 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019

  57. 200 foot long driftwood washed ashore

    43321 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019

  58. TIL that for $255,500 you can buy a package that lets you celebrate New Year's Eve in Sydney from 8pm - 2am, then fly on a private jet that arrives in Los Angeles at 8:30pm Dec. 31st, where you can celebrate New Year's Eve all over again.

    43305 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019

  59. My new Audi S6 has fake tailpipe

    43282 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2019

  60. TIL that even though the Myers-Briggs personality test as been debunked, it is still used by thousands of companies, schools and institutions around the world to help make decisions about personnel recruitment and promotion.

    43264 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019

  61. Male cat needs glucose drip after mating with five females in one night in pet hotel

    43263 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019

  62. Megathread: Bernie Sanders Undergoes Emergency Heart Procedure, Suspends Campaign Events Until Further Notice

    43258 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019

  63. Ummmm ok then

    43243 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019

  64. I agree.

    43222 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019

  65. TIL Hu Yaobang, whose funeral triggered the 1989 Tiananmen Square protests, wanted to have Tibetans and Uyghurs govern themselves, supported improved Sino-Japanese relations, investigated party nepotism/corruption, and was forced to resign as General Secretary for not silencing student protests

    43204 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019

  66. Stepping down from the mod team

    43204 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019

  67. TIL In Maori mythology in New Zealand, there is a story of a land called Hawaiki that their ancestors came from. Some have speculated this to be Hawaii, a journey of 4600 miles.

    43200 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2019

  68. DeVos violated a court order to stop collecting on the debts of Corinthian College students. Now, they want her held in contempt.

    43153 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019

  69. According to my mom, this is the proper way to correct a child.

    43149 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019

  70. overqualified.

    43137 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2019

  71. My dad gave me his original Nixon impeachment bumper sticker. Unused, circa 1974

    43120 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2019

  72. I can barely wait the 4 weeks until I can take my baby girl home!

    43113 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2019

  73. Her sentence will be shorter than this sentence

    43080 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019

  74. Facebook includes Breitbart in new 'high quality' news tab | US news | The Guardian

    43058 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019

  75. Insane Halloween display!

    43057 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019

  76. FBI confirms Samuel Little's confession: He is the worst serial killer in U.S. history

    43055 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2019

  77. Exclusive: China cancels release of Tarantino's 'Once Upon a Time in Hollywood'

    43039 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019

  78. An attempt to play three sports simultaneously.

    43036 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019

  79. Is there a market for this template in Hong Kong?

    43019 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019

  80. Sneak: 100

    43014 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019

  81. Andrew Yang proposes that your digital data be considered personal property: “Data generated by each individual needs to be owned by them, with certain rights conveyed that will allow them to know how it’s used and protect it.”

    42998 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2019

  82. Packing heat in a Goodwill

    42995 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019

  83. Joaquin Phoenix chose this outfit himself for this scene to pay homage to his all time favourite movie star; McLovin

    42980 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019

  84. blursed chinese fries

    42973 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019

  85. #Metoo

    42967 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019

  86. Pac-man explained

    42967 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019

  87. TIL that real dead bodies were used on the set of “Apocalypse Now.” The man who supplied them turned out to be a grave robber and was arrested.

    42943 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019

  88. Tea Bug Cosplay (R6: Siege)

    42937 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019

  89. Too real.

    42931 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019

  90. There Must be an alternative

    42922 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019

  91. You are in hell but if you beat the devil in a game of your choice he will let you out, what game would you pick?

    42872 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2019

  92. Hitting the blunt

    42861 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019

  93. Lebanon’s current revolution, we’re being silenced, shot, and detained. All we want is a decent life

    42859 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2019

  94. One very proud new Scooby Doo

    42855 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019

  95. Hotel staff of Reddit, how often do you catch people nude in the halls and what's your best story? [NSFW]

    42851 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019

  96. Resident H0NK!

    42849 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2019

  97. Dad joke

    42848 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019

  98. In Infinity War Thanos uses the power stone against Tony Stark. Tony uses a nanotech shield to block the blast, depleting the nanobots in Tony's suit leaving the suit vulnerable to being stabbed soon after. In Endgame Tony upgrades to Wakandan holoshields to avoid compromising the suit again.

    42776 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019

  99. WCGW if I let this lady hump my face

    42776 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019

  100. TIL all audience members on Judge Judy are paid actors and in order to be able to attend a taping of the show, the actors need to be a member of the Screen Actor's Guild (although some exceptions are occasionally made)

    42775 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019