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Reddit (Oct 2019)
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TIL when Stephen King was run over by a car in 1999 the driver apologised and said he'd never even gotten a parking ticket before. King, lying injured, replied: 'well, I've never been hit by a car before'.
44146 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019
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Justin Trudeau should take notes
44140 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019
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Got an alert from the new monitor we bought in preparation for the baby... I think I'm just gonna sleep downstairs tonight...
44129 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2019
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140 year old mother tortoise wearing her 5 day old son as a hat.
44108 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2019
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Creating a pendant with resin
44100 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019
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Happy Halloween, maggots!
44099 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019
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They honestly think we're stupid as fuck.
44098 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019
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Maybe maybe maybe
44091 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019
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TIL Teen Bill Hader got fired from his job at a cinema for spoiling the ending of "Titanic" to a group of rude sorority girls.
44079 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019
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wholesome hotel horn
44068 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019
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Hi human, I don't know what you're doing but I love you so much and I'm going to stay here in case you need my help
44039 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019
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Doctors, whats it like when you get sick? Do you go to the doctor or diagnose yourself?
44012 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2019
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Grandma and granddaughter!
44011 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019
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I'd rather have great women stories than lazy Gender Reversal packaged in women empowerment.
43947 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019
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Megathread: Energy Secretary Rick Perry Subpoenaed in House Impeachment Investigation
43926 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019
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I’d give it 1 1/2 🎤
43919 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019
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Danny DeVito to Receive Lifetime Achievement Award for Acting at Camerimage Film Festival
43896 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019
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She was adopted a day prior. Do you think she’s happy?
43868 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019
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[OC] Recognizing Handwritten Digits As They Are Being Drawn
43851 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019
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Me irl
43839 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019
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Well if you say so
43833 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019
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Salesforce’s Marc Benioff calls for a ‘new capitalism’ where billionaires pay higher taxes - higher taxes would “help generate trillions of dollars” needed to advance important causes, like fighting climate change.
43829 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019
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“Is This Real?”: Trump Sends Third-Grade Reading-Level Letter to Erdoğan The president crosses the line from pretty crazy to clinically insane.
43807 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2019
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Accurate
43801 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019
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Six years of college for this?
43784 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019
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How it all began
43760 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019
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Bush Secretary of State Colin Powell Tells Republicans to 'Get a Grip' on Fear of Standing Up to Trump — “We’ve got to remember that the Constitution started with, ‘We the People,’ not ‘Me the President,' " Powell said
43731 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019
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Trump says he won't pay $500K for MN rally. He still owes DC $9M.
43707 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019
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Some POS used my cat as paintball practice- he's okay, but sore
43703 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2019
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Their fitness instructor is very short
43698 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2019
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This kid is at least 100 years ahead of us.
43698 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2019
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TIL: "Breakfast is the Most Important Meal of the Day" was actually a line created by Kelloggs to help sell their new cereal.
43660 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2019
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Just gonna leave it here
43658 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019
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Russian iPhone User Sues Apple for Turning Him Gay
43644 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019
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What's an experience you don't ever want to go through again?
43618 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019
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to end "socialism"
43588 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019
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Pushing north of $10 a bag
43584 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019
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South Asian mom in training mode.
43579 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019
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Nvidia right now
43553 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019
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That’s capitalism man.
43540 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019
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POS damaging a farmers ability to feed his family to protest something.
43538 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019
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This little door at my university
43521 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019
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It was worth the effort
43508 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019
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A protestor who called for Americans to 'eat babies' to fight climate change at AOC's town hall was revealed as a member of a pro-Trump fringe group
43499 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2019
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There is a fine line between discipline and scare-tactics.
43462 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019
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Facebook removes pro-Trump "Police Lives Matter" pages that were run from Kosovo
43460 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2019
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I made a resource pack that makes damaged items actually damaged. Link in the comments!
43451 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019
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If food is on the table the meeting will be more productive
43427 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019
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Never-Before-Seen Trump Tax Documents Show Major Inconsistencies | The president’s businesses made themselves appear more profitable to lenders and less profitable to tax officials. One expert calls the differing numbers “versions of fraud.”
43416 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2019
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Remember when we found out that the white walkers could make deals with humans, and that it meant nothing and it was never properly explained what they wanted?
43391 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019
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Blizzard Ruling on HK interview: Blitzchung removed from grandmasters, will receive no prize, and banned for a year. Both casters fired.
43390 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2019
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Elijah Cummings, esteemed longtime Baltimore congressman, has died at 68
43389 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019
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My succulent's offshoot.
43377 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019
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A normal night in an english pub
43373 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019
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Pupper Knows The Drill When It's Raining
43366 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019
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Picturesque view of The Dolomites, Italy
43349 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019
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200 foot long driftwood washed ashore
43321 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019
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TIL that for $255,500 you can buy a package that lets you celebrate New Year's Eve in Sydney from 8pm - 2am, then fly on a private jet that arrives in Los Angeles at 8:30pm Dec. 31st, where you can celebrate New Year's Eve all over again.
43305 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019
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My new Audi S6 has fake tailpipe
43282 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2019
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TIL that even though the Myers-Briggs personality test as been debunked, it is still used by thousands of companies, schools and institutions around the world to help make decisions about personnel recruitment and promotion.
43264 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019
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Male cat needs glucose drip after mating with five females in one night in pet hotel
43263 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019
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Megathread: Bernie Sanders Undergoes Emergency Heart Procedure, Suspends Campaign Events Until Further Notice
43258 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019
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Ummmm ok then
43243 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019
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I agree.
43222 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019
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TIL Hu Yaobang, whose funeral triggered the 1989 Tiananmen Square protests, wanted to have Tibetans and Uyghurs govern themselves, supported improved Sino-Japanese relations, investigated party nepotism/corruption, and was forced to resign as General Secretary for not silencing student protests
43204 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019
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Stepping down from the mod team
43204 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019
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TIL In Maori mythology in New Zealand, there is a story of a land called Hawaiki that their ancestors came from. Some have speculated this to be Hawaii, a journey of 4600 miles.
43200 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2019
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DeVos violated a court order to stop collecting on the debts of Corinthian College students. Now, they want her held in contempt.
43153 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019
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According to my mom, this is the proper way to correct a child.
43149 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019
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overqualified.
43137 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2019
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My dad gave me his original Nixon impeachment bumper sticker. Unused, circa 1974
43120 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2019
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I can barely wait the 4 weeks until I can take my baby girl home!
43113 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2019
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Her sentence will be shorter than this sentence
43080 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019
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Facebook includes Breitbart in new 'high quality' news tab | US news | The Guardian
43058 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019
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Insane Halloween display!
43057 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019
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FBI confirms Samuel Little's confession: He is the worst serial killer in U.S. history
43055 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2019
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Exclusive: China cancels release of Tarantino's 'Once Upon a Time in Hollywood'
43039 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019
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An attempt to play three sports simultaneously.
43036 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019
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Is there a market for this template in Hong Kong?
43019 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019
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Sneak: 100
43014 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019
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Andrew Yang proposes that your digital data be considered personal property: “Data generated by each individual needs to be owned by them, with certain rights conveyed that will allow them to know how it’s used and protect it.”
42998 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2019
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Packing heat in a Goodwill
42995 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019
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Joaquin Phoenix chose this outfit himself for this scene to pay homage to his all time favourite movie star; McLovin
42980 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019
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blursed chinese fries
42973 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019
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#Metoo
42967 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019
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Pac-man explained
42967 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019
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TIL that real dead bodies were used on the set of “Apocalypse Now.” The man who supplied them turned out to be a grave robber and was arrested.
42943 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019
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Tea Bug Cosplay (R6: Siege)
42937 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019
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Too real.
42931 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019
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There Must be an alternative
42922 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019
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You are in hell but if you beat the devil in a game of your choice he will let you out, what game would you pick?
42872 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2019
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Hitting the blunt
42861 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019
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Lebanon’s current revolution, we’re being silenced, shot, and detained. All we want is a decent life
42859 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2019
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One very proud new Scooby Doo
42855 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019
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Hotel staff of Reddit, how often do you catch people nude in the halls and what's your best story? [NSFW]
42851 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019
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Resident H0NK!
42849 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2019
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Dad joke
42848 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019
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In Infinity War Thanos uses the power stone against Tony Stark. Tony uses a nanotech shield to block the blast, depleting the nanobots in Tony's suit leaving the suit vulnerable to being stabbed soon after. In Endgame Tony upgrades to Wakandan holoshields to avoid compromising the suit again.
42776 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019
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WCGW if I let this lady hump my face
42776 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019
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TIL all audience members on Judge Judy are paid actors and in order to be able to attend a taping of the show, the actors need to be a member of the Screen Actor's Guild (although some exceptions are occasionally made)
42775 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019