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  1. How to pick up martians

    33217 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019

  2. Wasted Talent

    33214 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2019

  3. Difference between a 1992 car and a 2007 car during a crash test

    33197 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019

  4. Dads first meme

    33197 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019

  5. This guy was driving live in Dubai so the Dubai police commented 'fined for using mobile while driving #your_safety_is_our_happiness'

    33194 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019

  6. When Democrats win 2020

    33182 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019

  7. Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter just became the longest-married presidential couple

    33173 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019

  8. judging a book by its cover

    33167 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2019

  9. This is literally the only argument needed. Anyone that says otherwise is just lying.

    33163 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019

  10. US immigrants will be denied entry if they can't afford health care

    33161 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019

  11. All about the Benjamins

    33157 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2019

  12. ChIlD pReDaToR StALcKs thE HaLls OF coMiC CoN

    33140 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2019

  13. Having children is worse for your carbon footprint than eating meat, car travel and flying combined.

    33134 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019

  14. Soldiers’ bottled water consumption is unsustainable in the next war - at one forward operating base in Iraq during the 2000s, more than 864,000 bottles of water were consumed each month, with that number doubling during hotter months, according to Army report

    33131 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019

  15. The people most concerned about “fake news” sure do like to make shit up.

    33121 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019

  16. LeBron James just became a spokesperson for the Chinese Communist Party

    33116 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2019

  17. me_irl

    33088 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019

  18. Shigeru Miyamoto Becomes the First Video Game Creator to Be Recognised as a Person of Cultural Merit in Japan

    33084 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019

  19. I left my shoes under the coffee table and a cup in the loungeroom for less than 12 hours overnight. My mother beat me for it, twice, and hit my boyfriend when he came to protect me. This was the text I got when I got to his house. More in comments.

    33067 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019

  20. A wizard behind a bar.

    33064 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019

  21. Disney Is Quietly Placing Classic Fox Movies Into Its Vault, and That’s Worrying

    33049 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2019

  22. The lollipop lady lost in translation

    33038 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019

  23. Blursed worksite

    33034 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019

  24. Wow..

    33031 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019

  25. Good ol’ Elon

    33025 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019

  26. Wholesome

    33024 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019

  27. Starch your engines

    33015 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019

  28. This nightclub owner is a total piece of shit

    33010 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019

  29. It would be cool sometimes if humans could orgasm for 30 minutes.

    33006 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019

  30. The green wall of Africa

    32994 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019

  31. Always be nice to your coworkers. You might brighten up someone's day.

    32987 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019

  32. Got this as a sponsored add a while ago

    32977 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019

  33. TIL that Deland McCullough, former NFL player, and current RB coach for the Chiefs, was given up for adoption at birth in 1973. He found his birth mother in 2017. She told him the name of his father, who turned out to be his college coach and mentor throughout his adult life.

    32973 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2019

  34. Squirting lotion on your face in Walmart

    32941 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019

  35. Flash mob Halloween event at Shibuya, Japan

    32932 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2019

  36. Donald Trump is much worse than Richard Nixon. He may even have committed treason.

    32919 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019

  37. US air quality dropped during Trump presidency after years of improvement, leading to thousands of premature deaths

    32916 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2019

  38. Blizzard's Statement About Blitzchung Incident

    32897 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019

  39. Trump compares impeachment inquiry to 'lynching' in Twitter rant

    32894 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2019

  40. The NCAA will allow athletes to be compensated for their names, images and likenesses in a major shift for the organization

    32891 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019

  41. County commissioner: We got a QUEER running for President.

    32867 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019

  42. People who had a teacher change their life, who was your teacher and what did they do?

    32822 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019

  43. Tiara’s (mainecoonqueens) actual summer, autumn, and winter coats

    32819 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2019

  44. Is this how it goes?

    32811 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019

  45. R. Kelly's lawyer is complaining that the singer can visit with only one of his girlfriends at a time

    32798 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2019

  46. HNNNNNNGGH!

    32797 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019

  47. 🏆 THE WASHINGTON NATIONALS ARE THE 2019 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS! 🏆

    32797 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019

  48. A child eating a cake in the middle of the night is having a great time. An adult eating a cake in the middle of the night is having a terrible time.

    32796 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2019

  49. I love character development.

    32762 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019

  50. Strange looking dog

    32730 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2019

  51. Queen Made Donald Trump Take Down A Campaign Video Using "We Will Rock You"

    32724 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019

  52. Saw a tap dripping water on a ruler in class, thought it belonged here, watch till the end

    32718 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019

  53. Gets them every time.

    32716 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019

  54. Woman thinks she can just drive through a marathon

    32712 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019

  55. The ultimate spook

    32710 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019

  56. What show are you kinda half watching while browsing Reddit?

    32698 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2019

  57. What is a personal question you've always wanted to ask a gay guy, but thought it was too private to ask?

    32688 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019

  58. Number of listings per drugs category on a popular darkweb market [OC]

    32682 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019

  59. She’s the one

    32669 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019

  60. Presidential Historian Warns 'We're Heading Toward A 'U.S. V. Trump' Supreme Court Case,' Calls Nixon's Actions 'Sedate' Compared To Trump's

    32645 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019

  61. Always Protecting

    32629 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2019

  62. Official Who Heard Call Says Trump Got 'Rolled' By Turkey and 'Has No Spine'

    32627 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2019

  63. This priest shelters stray dogs and brings them to the church so they can be adopted

    32626 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2019

  64. Oh, Hey Jellyfish! <3

    32608 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2019

  65. Boys Locker Room:

    32590 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019

  66. Subway reading

    32588 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019

  67. Kids wanted to wear costumes to bed

    32588 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019

  68. White House accidentally sends Ukraine talking points to Democrats again

    32587 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019

  69. me_irl

    32587 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019

  70. Allegations of bed bugs at Trump's Doral Resort swarm Twitter

    32581 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019

  71. Who's the best?

    32579 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019

  72. anyone else?

    32570 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019

  73. Megathread: Rep. Elijah Cummings, a Maryland Democrat and House Oversight Chairman, dies at 68

    32567 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019

  74. Jordan Peele has inked a five-year exclusive, first-look deal with Universal. The studio is developing Peele’s next two films, which he will direct, write and produce.

    32551 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2019

  75. TIFU by sending a dick pic to my dad, resulting in him going to the hospital.

    32544 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019

  76. Hydrohomies of different flavours

    32544 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019

  77. Fly me to the moon

    32535 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019

  78. Stop giving problematic men a pass just because they're gay

    32534 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019

  79. Lyft Passenger throws cup at driver

    32531 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019

  80. A Lakers Fan Raised Almost $43k to Hand Out “Stand with Hong Kong” T-Shirts at the Season Opener

    32529 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019

  81. Just Be Patient

    32495 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019

  82. push the button

    32495 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2019

  83. Overwhelming joy!

    32479 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019

  84. Caaaaaaaaaaaaat! Cat! Cat! Cat! I love you cat!

    32476 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019

  85. Births by age group of mother in the United States [OC]

    32467 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2019

  86. Gal Gadot to Star & Produce Biopic-Thriller ‘Irena Sendler’ - Holocaust drama about Polish heroine who saved thousands of Jewish children during the Holocaust.

    32445 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019

  87. This man goes around helping and feeding strays all over Iran.

    32438 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019

  88. Blessed_cups

    32427 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019

  89. blessed_enemy

    32423 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019

  90. Greta Thunberg’s 13-year-old sister is struggling with the 'systematic bullying, hatred and harassment' her family is facing

    32414 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019

  91. Democrats now have a real chance at winning the Senate in 2020

    32407 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2019

  92. Kind hearted one

    32406 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019

  93. Showed my manager the tape roll and air compressor video so he sent me this

    32388 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019

  94. "Please be aware that the previously announced Overwatch launch event scheduled for Wednesday, 10/16 at NintendoNYC has been cancelled by Blizzard. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause." - @NintendoNYC

    32385 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2019

  95. Reddit has become the place where the childhood bullied become the bullies

    32382 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019

  96. Why ‘Uncomfortable’ Books Like ‘To Kill a Mockingbird’ Are Precisely the Ones Kids Should be Reading

    32373 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019

  97. When the shades came out...

    32343 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2019

  98. Red Bull sides with Hong Kong

    32341 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019

  99. All the Impeachable Crimes Trump is Accused Of

    32329 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019

  100. i jacked off 6 times today but it'll get lost in the spam

    32319 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019