top stories
Reddit (Oct 2019)
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Pedophile walks over 350 miles to have sex with a 14 year old and gets busted by an undercover cop.
57969 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019
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This is Prissy. He's been in our family for almost 3 decades. He's my pal.
57918 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019
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When they don’t take the hint
57905 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2019
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Simmons hits the three!
57895 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019
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Tiara's Summer vs Winter coat
57889 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2019
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8% alcohol or
57888 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019
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Bernie Sanders gives direct answer to question about Medicare-for-all
57854 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2019
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Pretty stoked with how my Peggy Bundy turned out!
57848 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019
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You’ve been granted immortality. You’re a minimum wage worker with a useless degree and crippling student debt. What’s your immortal life plan?
57820 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019
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Yelper is mad because restaurant didn't them free meal in exchange for potential IG exposure
57785 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019
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It's too pennies!
57734 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019
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Worth a shot tbh.
57686 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2019
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True.
57641 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2019
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Animation I made with a bunch of carved pumpkins
57618 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019
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Fuck plastic
57556 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2019
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These bunches of grapes are growing into a...bunch of grapes
57540 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2019
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Golden Retriever playing fetch on the ice before the game
57487 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019
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DeVos held in contempt for violating judge's order on student loans
57465 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019
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Whoever invented "ladies first" just wanted an excuse to look at their bums.
57447 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019
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I found (and photographed!) a super rare melanistic serval!
57405 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019
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Professor Oak
57400 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2019
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TIL that even though a Rubik's Cube has 43 billion billion configurations, more than there are grains of sand on all of Earth's beaches, no configuration is more than 20 moves away from being solved, and 99.99999% of all configurations can be solved in less than 20 moves.
57370 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019
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Louis Walsh gropes Mel B on live TV
57360 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2019
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Ah shit, here we go again
57302 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019
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A Wookie like me!
57273 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019
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TIL Finland is the strictest country in the world in terms of driving lessons. There are lessons required regarding car maintenance and driving in icy conditions, with learners requiring a test in the summer and another one in the winter.
57238 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019
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most games prices
57230 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019
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This might be the most photogenic cheetah cub in Africa.
57217 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2019
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Be like Jimmy
57204 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019
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Antivaxer gets his meme shot point-blank
57113 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2019
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I suppose just coming out and admitting that it is within his right to commit impeachable offenses is one defense strategy no one saw coming. He should probably look that one up though...Because this is pretty bananas.
57107 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2019
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First Halloween in our new home! Sorry, neighbors, we're THAT house.
57100 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019
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Without saying the title, what’s your favorite video game?
57060 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2019
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Conservation of meowmentum
57058 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2019
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Seems like a fun workplace
57030 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019
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Master swordsman Isao Machii cuts a 100 mph fastball in half from only 30 ft away
57019 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2019
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Chanting 'lock him up' to Trump at a World Series game is the most American thing ever — and I'm proud we did it
56961 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019
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Goalkeeper handles the ball outside the allowed zone and gets sent off
56946 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019
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Found this in r/MadeMeSmile
56902 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2019
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You have the power to successfully say “Fuck the Chinese Government” on Reddit without getting removed.
56859 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019
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Golden boy grows up
56806 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019
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ATM Machine
56749 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2019
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What I a central european (from germany) think living in america is like
56684 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019
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Hong Kong formally withdrawals extradition bill.
56676 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019
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Both Democrat and Republican voters strongly support sex education in schools even though they disagree on other policies, suggests a new study (n=965), which found a strong majority of them support sex education and the continued funding by the government for teenage pregnancy prevention programs.
56670 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2019
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Got a “superlike” a few years ago from a girl that had just gotten Tinder a couple days before. I was her first and only Tinder date. On 10/12/19 we said “I do”
56652 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2019
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They are so sweet :)
56602 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019
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Does this mean we are Best Friends Now?
56589 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019
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People who are / have been homeless, what was the first night without a home like, and how did you adapt to your new situation?
56390 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019
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Extremely sweet
56384 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019
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#FREEDOMFORHK we are donating trebuchets to aid them
56382 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019
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Define: Snub
56337 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019
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How to get some smiles without a single word.
56320 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019
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Chocolate is now illegal. What’s its street name?
56314 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019
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Hillary Clinton Cleared of Mishandling Classified Information After 3-Year Private Email Probe, Trump So Far Silent
56301 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2019
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The river by me flooded, then froze, then the water receded leaving these hovering ice shelves on the trees
56264 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019
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Trump: Kurdish Organization “Worse than ISIS”
56257 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2019
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Hope this hasn’t been done yet 😊
56174 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019
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Spy Kids was deep.
56140 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019
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After all that....
56108 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2019
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Enough Said.
56085 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019
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I wanted to show off Seymour’s Halloween costume! (Don’t worry. His mom is a professional groomer, no cheap and/or harmful products used)
56054 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019
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In America, young adults are now more likely to live with parents than spouses [OC]
56032 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019
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He is cheating
56012 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2019
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Megathread: William Taylor, envoy to Ukraine, testifies Trump tied Ukraine aid to politically motivated investigations
56000 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2019
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It's 2am and I can't stop laughing at this! Heeeheee
55921 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2019
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"getting deported by Trump" Halloween costume
55920 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019
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Gamers Are Organizing a Mass Protest at Blizzard's BlizzCon
55914 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019
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lenin in pyongyang
55884 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019
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Dragging a coffee cup
55880 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2019
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Donut danceoff
55877 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019
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Yeah billy, just let you fans touch your boobs.
55848 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019
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TIL when Henry Ford II took control of Ford Motor Co., the first thing he did was fire his grandfather's brutal, union-busting head of security by sending his own second-in-command, a former FBI agent, to deliver the news. Both men drew handguns on each other.
55760 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2019
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Bob's Burgers and King of the Hill are the only two shows where the father is the smarter parent.
55753 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2019
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Ah the simple times...
55731 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019
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Ummm... wtf did I just walk in on?
55685 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2019
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President Xi Jinping vows Chinese separatists will be ‘smashed to pieces’ as US-themed protests begin in Hong Kong
55660 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019
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As an American, it's surreal seeing this quote used in Hong Kong.
55634 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019
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What are some REALLY REALLY weird subreddits?
55620 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2019
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Proud dad moment for him
55605 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019
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What is an odd behaviour of yours you think only you do?
55551 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019
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WCGW, Using a phone while driving a f**king TRAIN?!?!
55537 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2019
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Pure Silence
55519 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019
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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, I make memes on company time.
55461 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019
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Hole in the ozone is now the SMALLEST it has been on record since it was discovered in 1982, NASA confirms
55442 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2019
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police gets mid air flying kick to the head in Hong Kong
55437 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019
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This corn maze sign
55414 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019
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Hollywood will stop making reboots when you stop paying for them
55348 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019
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One of the most wholesome things ever filmed. This was entirely unscripted.
55319 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019
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She Did It, She Did It
55311 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019
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Think about the kids.
55260 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2019
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Top Navy SEAL who oversaw the Osama bin Laden raid says the US is 'under attack from the president'
55141 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019
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Yes that's your mom. P.S. the Chinese banner says "Happy divorce"
55068 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019
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When the guard you just shot reveals his true form
55052 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019
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Was driving by and saw a dog barking at me , turns out one of his puppies was stuck
55047 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019
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TIL that C.S. Lewis nominated J.R.R. Tolkien for the 1961 Nobel Prize for Literature. He was rejected on the grounds that his writing "has not in any way measured up to storytelling of the highest quality."
55036 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019
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Why yes, yes I do
55031 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019
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Took 1 intro-level programming class starterpack
55021 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019
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I'm not racist but...
55015 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019
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How this week is turning out
55004 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2019