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Reddit (Oct 2019)

  1. Pedophile walks over 350 miles to have sex with a 14 year old and gets busted by an undercover cop.

    57969 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019

  2. This is Prissy. He's been in our family for almost 3 decades. He's my pal.

    57918 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019

  3. When they don’t take the hint

    57905 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2019

  4. Simmons hits the three!

    57895 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019

  5. Tiara's Summer vs Winter coat

    57889 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2019

  6. 8% alcohol or

    57888 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019

  7. Bernie Sanders gives direct answer to question about Medicare-for-all

    57854 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2019

  8. Pretty stoked with how my Peggy Bundy turned out!

    57848 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019

  9. You’ve been granted immortality. You’re a minimum wage worker with a useless degree and crippling student debt. What’s your immortal life plan?

    57820 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019

  10. Yelper is mad because restaurant didn't them free meal in exchange for potential IG exposure

    57785 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019

  11. It's too pennies!

    57734 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019

  12. Worth a shot tbh.

    57686 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2019

  13. True.

    57641 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2019

  14. Animation I made with a bunch of carved pumpkins

    57618 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019

  15. Fuck plastic

    57556 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2019

  16. These bunches of grapes are growing into a...bunch of grapes

    57540 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2019

  17. Golden Retriever playing fetch on the ice before the game

    57487 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019

  18. DeVos held in contempt for violating judge's order on student loans

    57465 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019

  19. Whoever invented "ladies first" just wanted an excuse to look at their bums.

    57447 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019

  20. I found (and photographed!) a super rare melanistic serval!

    57405 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019

  21. Professor Oak

    57400 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2019

  22. TIL that even though a Rubik's Cube has 43 billion billion configurations, more than there are grains of sand on all of Earth's beaches, no configuration is more than 20 moves away from being solved, and 99.99999% of all configurations can be solved in less than 20 moves.

    57370 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019

  23. Louis Walsh gropes Mel B on live TV

    57360 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2019

  24. Ah shit, here we go again

    57302 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019

  25. A Wookie like me!

    57273 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019

  26. TIL Finland is the strictest country in the world in terms of driving lessons. There are lessons required regarding car maintenance and driving in icy conditions, with learners requiring a test in the summer and another one in the winter.

    57238 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019

  27. most games prices

    57230 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019

  28. This might be the most photogenic cheetah cub in Africa.

    57217 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2019

  29. Be like Jimmy

    57204 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019

  30. Antivaxer gets his meme shot point-blank

    57113 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2019

  31. I suppose just coming out and admitting that it is within his right to commit impeachable offenses is one defense strategy no one saw coming. He should probably look that one up though...Because this is pretty bananas.

    57107 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2019

  32. First Halloween in our new home! Sorry, neighbors, we're THAT house.

    57100 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019

  33. Without saying the title, what’s your favorite video game?

    57060 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2019

  34. Conservation of meowmentum

    57058 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2019

  35. Seems like a fun workplace

    57030 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019

  36. Master swordsman Isao Machii cuts a 100 mph fastball in half from only 30 ft away

    57019 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2019

  37. Chanting 'lock him up' to Trump at a World Series game is the most American thing ever — and I'm proud we did it

    56961 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019

  38. Goalkeeper handles the ball outside the allowed zone and gets sent off

    56946 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019

  39. Found this in r/MadeMeSmile

    56902 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2019

  40. You have the power to successfully say “Fuck the Chinese Government” on Reddit without getting removed.

    56859 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019

  41. Golden boy grows up

    56806 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019

  42. ATM Machine

    56749 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2019

  43. What I a central european (from germany) think living in america is like

    56684 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019

  44. Hong Kong formally withdrawals extradition bill.

    56676 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019

  45. Both Democrat and Republican voters strongly support sex education in schools even though they disagree on other policies, suggests a new study (n=965), which found a strong majority of them support sex education and the continued funding by the government for teenage pregnancy prevention programs.

    56670 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2019

  46. Got a “superlike” a few years ago from a girl that had just gotten Tinder a couple days before. I was her first and only Tinder date. On 10/12/19 we said “I do”

    56652 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2019

  47. They are so sweet :)

    56602 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019

  48. Does this mean we are Best Friends Now?

    56589 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019

  49. People who are / have been homeless, what was the first night without a home like, and how did you adapt to your new situation?

    56390 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019

  50. Extremely sweet

    56384 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019

  51. #FREEDOMFORHK we are donating trebuchets to aid them

    56382 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019

  52. Define: Snub

    56337 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019

  53. How to get some smiles without a single word.

    56320 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019

  54. Chocolate is now illegal. What’s its street name?

    56314 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019

  55. Hillary Clinton Cleared of Mishandling Classified Information After 3-Year Private Email Probe, Trump So Far Silent

    56301 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2019

  56. The river by me flooded, then froze, then the water receded leaving these hovering ice shelves on the trees

    56264 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019

  57. Trump: Kurdish Organization “Worse than ISIS”

    56257 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2019

  58. Hope this hasn’t been done yet 😊

    56174 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019

  59. Spy Kids was deep.

    56140 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019

  60. After all that....

    56108 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2019

  61. Enough Said.

    56085 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019

  62. I wanted to show off Seymour’s Halloween costume! (Don’t worry. His mom is a professional groomer, no cheap and/or harmful products used)

    56054 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019

  63. In America, young adults are now more likely to live with parents than spouses [OC]

    56032 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019

  64. He is cheating

    56012 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2019

  65. Megathread: William Taylor, envoy to Ukraine, testifies Trump tied Ukraine aid to politically motivated investigations

    56000 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2019

  66. It's 2am and I can't stop laughing at this! Heeeheee

    55921 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2019

  67. "getting deported by Trump" Halloween costume

    55920 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019

  68. Gamers Are Organizing a Mass Protest at Blizzard's BlizzCon

    55914 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019

  69. lenin in pyongyang

    55884 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019

  70. Dragging a coffee cup

    55880 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2019

  71. Donut danceoff

    55877 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019

  72. Yeah billy, just let you fans touch your boobs.

    55848 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019

  73. TIL when Henry Ford II took control of Ford Motor Co., the first thing he did was fire his grandfather's brutal, union-busting head of security by sending his own second-in-command, a former FBI agent, to deliver the news. Both men drew handguns on each other.

    55760 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2019

  74. Bob's Burgers and King of the Hill are the only two shows where the father is the smarter parent.

    55753 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2019

  75. Ah the simple times...

    55731 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019

  76. Ummm... wtf did I just walk in on?

    55685 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2019

  77. President Xi Jinping vows Chinese separatists will be ‘smashed to pieces’ as US-themed protests begin in Hong Kong

    55660 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019

  78. As an American, it's surreal seeing this quote used in Hong Kong.

    55634 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019

  79. What are some REALLY REALLY weird subreddits?

    55620 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2019

  80. Proud dad moment for him

    55605 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019

  81. What is an odd behaviour of yours you think only you do?

    55551 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019

  82. WCGW, Using a phone while driving a f**king TRAIN?!?!

    55537 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2019

  83. Pure Silence

    55519 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019

  84. Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, I make memes on company time.

    55461 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019

  85. Hole in the ozone is now the SMALLEST it has been on record since it was discovered in 1982, NASA confirms

    55442 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2019

  86. police gets mid air flying kick to the head in Hong Kong

    55437 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019

  87. This corn maze sign

    55414 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019

  88. Hollywood will stop making reboots when you stop paying for them

    55348 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019

  89. One of the most wholesome things ever filmed. This was entirely unscripted.

    55319 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019

  90. She Did It, She Did It

    55311 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019

  91. Think about the kids.

    55260 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2019

  92. Top Navy SEAL who oversaw the Osama bin Laden raid says the US is 'under attack from the president'

    55141 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019

  93. Yes that's your mom. P.S. the Chinese banner says "Happy divorce"

    55068 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019

  94. When the guard you just shot reveals his true form

    55052 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019

  95. Was driving by and saw a dog barking at me , turns out one of his puppies was stuck

    55047 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019

  96. TIL that C.S. Lewis nominated J.R.R. Tolkien for the 1961 Nobel Prize for Literature. He was rejected on the grounds that his writing "has not in any way measured up to storytelling of the highest quality."

    55036 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019

  97. Why yes, yes I do

    55031 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019

  98. Took 1 intro-level programming class starterpack

    55021 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019

  99. I'm not racist but...

    55015 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019

  100. How this week is turning out

    55004 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2019