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Reddit (Oct 2019)
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These are the texts I get from changing my profile picture on Twitter
9129 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019
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"Compliments"
9118 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019
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This pupper getting food on the table
9098 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019
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So I tried selling my Switch....
9097 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2019
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AITA for blowing up at my husband's brother for how he declined donating sperm to us?
9093 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2019
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The fastest gun in the West
9092 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019
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Contacting Destiny 2 Servers
9091 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2019
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AITA not moving out?
9088 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019
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Liverpool [2]-1 Leicester : Milner penalty 90+5'
9077 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019
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Found a tide pod with no soap inside it in the container
9077 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2019
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My sentiments exactly
9076 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2019
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Awesome
9073 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019
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I “won” in a drawing at a festival, but I suspect it was a scam. I want to know your thoughts.
9067 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019
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How dare you like my daughter.
9045 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019
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Weird guy
9039 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019
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Iggy didn't die for this
9038 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019
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Tragedy strikes r/newzealand
9037 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019
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Coleen Rooney & Rebekah Vardy in row over leaked stories
9027 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019
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Charge my debit card $250? Enjoy your brick.
9023 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2019
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Weird choices can have unexpected consequences.
9022 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019
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To the blueberries pulling me down in comp!
9019 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019
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Aliens are real
9018 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019
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Apartment complex installed "SmartHome" devices in my apartment without my consent, is asking me to sign a lease addendum consenting to personal data collection and agreeing to be financially responsible for maintenance and upkeep of said devices. What are my options? [Colorado]
9017 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019
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My conservative Christian parents thought I was a closeted lesbian during my 20s because I rarely dated.
9005 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2019
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Not telling you what’s in an update.
9004 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2019
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Eliud Kipchoge finishing a marathon in 1:59:40.2
8978 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019
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Words cannot express how fucking awful this is
8972 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2019
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Blue Heeler Puppy 🖤
8970 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2019
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At least there wasn’t any football cream!
8967 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019
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💔💔💔
8967 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019
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Hearthstone Feels Dirty, Now
8966 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2019
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Murdered from a distance.
8963 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2019
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After seeing it rejected for 29 times, Juventus have filed the 30th appeal to see the 2006 title taken away from Inter. Last appeal was rejected back in August.
8957 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2019
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smile
8955 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019
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Everyone's praising her in the replies. This is a horrible mindset
8951 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019
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How can a guy get rid of the negative self talk in his head?
8943 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019
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Roses are red, my mind is in a flurry
8936 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019
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Lowland gorilla at Miami zoo uses sign language to tell someone that he's not allowed to be fed by visitors.
8932 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019
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Majestic beards from our Office men.
8931 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019
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Sorry what?
8920 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019
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Champion Roadmap: October 2019 - A new marksman, a new juggernaut, Senna, Fiddlesticks, and Volibear.
8905 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2019
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They’re just banning his smurfs I think, but glad epic is taking action against this toxicity.
8889 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2019
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CurSed SeX PaRtEner
8889 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2019
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Men with a micro penis, what's it like using a urinal?
8880 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019
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Masks bad
8860 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2019
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I wish I was this creative
8858 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019
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Self harm tattoo cover up done by Mark Clifford at Dearly Departed in Milford MI. Makes me feel a lot more comfortable wearing short sleeve shirts.
8856 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019
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Why do bombs go further if thrown against a wall?
8846 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019
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You will never be aware of the fact that you have died
8845 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2019
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HOW KENDRICK HITS A GRAND SLAM TO PUT THE NATIONALS UP 7-3 IN THE 10TH
8841 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019
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DAMWON Gaming vs. G2 Esports / 2019 World Championship - Quarter-Final / Post-Match Discussion
8839 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2019
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[image] Don't be depressed
8839 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019
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Not the neck
8836 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019
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First place for school anti-bullying meme competition at my college
8835 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2019
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[Haynes] In the Clippers’ locker room, Patrick Beverley was having some fun with some of the Chase Centre arena staff workers who help tidy up the facility. “Y’all a little different without KD, I see. Uh-huh, y’all cheated long enough. It’s OK. Y’all had a good run. Back to reality"
8833 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019
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Target Test: Squidward 9.34 (World Record)
8833 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019
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Wait a second....
8831 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019
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very relatable
8822 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019
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Two Liverpoolfans missed yesterdays match in Genk becouse they thought it was in Gent. Football club KAA Gent now wants to invite them to tonights game against Wolfsburg in the Europa League
8820 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2019
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This sub has devolved too far into complaints and suggestions.
8819 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019
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Didn’t see that coming
8803 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019
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I do not believe it! I WILL NOT!
8797 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2019
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Painting my Dad did for me! [Image]
8793 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019
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When I first suspected the show was going to shit.
8789 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019
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WIBTA If I followed through on my ultimatum of not coming to Thanksgiving because of my sister's awful boyfriend?
8787 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019
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Jagex needs to stop updates to please a couple of Twitter neckbeards. They DON'T represent the entire community.
8781 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019
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At least it knows my username
8775 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2019
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[Politics] Blues Players look on awkwardly as Donald Trump rambles about Impeachment during their White House Visit
8770 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2019
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In Deadpool (2016), the real reason Wade "forgot" his guns from the cab was that due to budget limitations, it was too expensive to film the shootout sequence that would have occured if he'd taken the guns.
8770 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2019
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What is something non-sexual you'd want to see pornstars do more often?
8769 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2019
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I'm never getting married
8766 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019
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PsBattle: Girl on a ridge
8749 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019
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AITA for paying my daughter to lose weight?
8743 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2019
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The Most Evil Thing You Can Do in Apex Legends
8735 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019
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Breaking Mondays: "I am the one who barks."
8724 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019
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An actual post: the background is a picture of NY during the depression
8714 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019
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Ryze’s 10-Year Realm Warp | League of Legends Community Collaboration
8708 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019
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(OC) Imagine if at the end of the stream the rock just gets up and walks away
8699 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019
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Hearthstone Pro, Ng Wai "Blitzchung" Chung, recently banned by Blizzard for expressing support for the Hong Kong protests during a post-game interview
8684 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2019
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The president has just been assassinated
8683 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019
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I purchased a vehicle and was assaulted by the salesmen when I went to pick it up several days later. What type of lawyer should I contact? Additional details in post
8677 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019
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Maybe Maybe Maybe
8675 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019
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The iPhone SE 2 will be cheap: but it may not get the full screen treatment
8675 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019
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I'm so tired of the "they don't make good horror movies anymore" crowd.
8674 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019
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Has anyone read Harry Potter as an adult for the first time and recommends it?
8670 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019
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LeBron’s hair falls out during game but doesn’t know, Anthony Davis lets him know
8657 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2019
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I broke up with my abusive boyfriend three years ago and it still haunts me
8655 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019
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Canadians 'drowning in debt': 47% will borrow to cover costs, survey says
8647 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019
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Madlass
8644 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019
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Valencia 0 - [1] Ajax | Ziyech H. 8' (Great goal)
8639 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019
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YSK that if you take a loved one to the airport and it's hard for you to say good-bye, you can request an escort pass to go through security and all the way to the gate with them until they board the plane.
8633 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019
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Two eyes peered at me through the darkness, then disappeared again.
8629 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2019
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I see this as an absolute win
8612 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2019
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[Giveaway] Jelly Key - Zen Pond II [Spacebar] artisan keycaps
8603 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019
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Streamer gets attacked by his mother
8603 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019
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I asked my son what’s been the worst part about the hospital (10months and counting). He said the dementors....but gruel was also bad too!
8600 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019
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I reported a male coworker for harassment and was retaliated against. This is why women don’t report
8599 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019
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Three girls in the same row, wearing the same color sweater, with the same color hair
8588 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019
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You don’t need big bulk dog, you can also have small floof
8585 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019
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Zipper fucked? Fork it!
8585 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2019