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  1. Finally, a worthy excuse for poor aim.

    34590 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2022

  2. Next level Visual Effects

    34559 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2022

  3. The root of capitalist propaganda

    34558 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2022

  4. Hit and run on Tesla while coming to a stop at a red light

    34538 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2022

  5. When you party with friends

    34537 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2022

  6. widely aged like milk things

    34525 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2022

  7. squirrel

    34501 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2022

  8. It’s important to take a well-earned break after a draining work session

    34492 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2022

  9. Im a doctor but

    34490 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2022

  10. I made a free browser game where you play as a serial killer without bones

    34450 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2022

  11. Intermittent Fasting Not Better Than Regular Dieting, Year-Long Trial Finds | Volunteers who were told to eat only during the day lost about as much weight as people dieting without time restrictions over a 12-month span

    34450 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2022

  12. Whats the stupidest thing you ever seen a religious person call "satanic"?

    34450 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2022

  13. EU warns Elon Musk over Twitter moderation plans

    34406 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2022

  14. not anything then

    34399 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2022

  15. Amazon says New York union organizers gave workers weed to help secure unionization votes

    34395 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2022

  16. me irl

    34337 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2022

  17. PoS cop punches and chokes teen girl

    34332 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2022

  18. Shot a nail through my hand

    34312 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2022

  19. is that you mama ?

    34299 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2022

  20. struggle is real

    34242 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2022

  21. I am the superior trash

    34227 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2022

  22. Beer where the label matches the location

    34225 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2022

  23. A woman falls victim to the jaws of a Crocodile.

    34221 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2022

  24. Karma? 🔄

    34213 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2022

  25. TIFU by letting my gf suck my dick in front of her brother

    34190 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2022

  26. Wood sliding in real good

    34158 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2022

  27. Why did you schedule this call on my off hours?

    34149 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2022

  28. Billionaire investor Bill Ackman loses around $400 million as he dumps entire Netflix stake after just 3 months

    34116 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2022

  29. How dumb do have to be to pull shit like this right in front of cop?

    34115 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2022

  30. A nanobot picks up a lazy sperm by the tail and inseminates an egg with it

    34109 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2022

  31. Relatable.

    34094 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2022

  32. The Finnish response to the video that showed some military equipment near Finland

    34087 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2022

  33. Wife sent me this asking "Is this the right one?" while on a random trip to Best Buy

    34077 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2022

  34. Lindsey Graham: If GOP controlled Senate, Ketanji Brown Jackson wouldn’t get a hearing

    34075 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2022

  35. True love

    34067 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2022

  36. [Serious] Men of Reddit, what uncommon red flags in men should women be on the look out for?

    34039 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2022

  37. So I came out the house at 5 this morning and I saw this bloke leaning on a wall with a walking stick I thought he must be out of breath. Just went back out and he's still there I shouted mate you alright? No reply, so I walked over to check on him and its a trampoline net hanging over the wall

    34020 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2022

  38. This is an injustice

    33992 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2022

  39. Low belief in evolution was linked to racism in Eastern Europe. In Israel, people with a higher belief in evolution were more likely to support peace among Palestinians, Arabs & Jews. In Muslim-majority countries, belief in evolution was associated with less prejudice toward Christians & Jews.

    33984 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2022

  40. Christianity for me, but not for thee

    33978 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2022

  41. It'll be alright

    33973 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2022

  42. Woman plans to sue after construction company mistakenly demolishes house

    33956 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2022

  43. Scamming a scammer

    33947 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2022

  44. This Pastry Chef is Making an Edible Heart

    33938 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2022

  45. what's the fastest way of getting banned in r/conservative?

    33904 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2022

  46. Old video of Jada forcing Will to respond to her on Instagram surfaces

    33897 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2022

  47. Another 60 years to go

    33887 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2022

  48. 12th letter in 6 months. BBC can suck a fat one.

    33872 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2022

  49. Just a peacock getting from A to B

    33836 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2022

  50. TIL At the end of high school, Donald Glover, aka Childish Gambino, was voted “Most Likely to Write for The Simpsons.” Then at the age of 23, Glover was hired by Tina Fey to write for 30 Rock after he submitted a spec script (a non-commissioned unsolicited screenplay) about The Simpsons.

    33832 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2022

  51. What TV show managed to be consistently fantastic from the first episode to the finale?

    33815 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2022

  52. To ride his teatcher into a fight

    33784 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2022

  53. Twitter is reportedly reconsidering Elon Musk's bid to buy the social media company after the Tesla CEO confirmed $46.5 billion in financing

    33770 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2022

  54. Thinking that this behaviour is acceptable smh

    33769 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2022

  55. How did he dodge this?

    33728 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2022

  56. People of France (explained in comments)

    33716 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2022

  57. “Heartbroken” Will Smith Resigns From Academy Ahead Of Decision On His Future After Oscar Slap Of Chris Rock

    33711 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2022

  58. Dad brings it to the next lvl

    33706 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2022

  59. holup

    33699 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2022

  60. Internet is sometimes wholesome

    33690 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2022

  61. 3 Professional football players play against 100 kids

    33689 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2022

  62. Artificial or not

    33683 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2022

  63. Anon goes to a restaurant

    33675 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2022

  64. In X-Men: First Class (2011) when Banshee, who has super sonic sound, tells everyone to cover their ears, Darwin does not, this is because Darwin’s powers immediately allow him to adapt to the loud noise, not requiring him to cover his ears.

    33636 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2022

  65. LPT When you ask your partner if they want kids, take the answer seriously and never plan on them changing their mind.

    33630 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2022

  66. One of the greatest plot twists in movie history - Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)

    33627 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2022

  67. a poster for my son. I was watching the r/place canvas when my 2yo son came in and sais "wow that is beautiful!" So I printed it on my plotter and pinned the poster in his room Thanks people !

    33626 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2022

  68. to please his uncle. Not the way you think.

    33612 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2022

  69. Grandmas are the best.

    33607 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2022

  70. It's a great feeling.

    33606 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2022

  71. Warning: The following material may not be suitable for Republicans.

    33586 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2022

  72. He was ashamed because he misjudged the guy at first

    33581 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2022

  73. no gf this season

    33560 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2022

  74. Drinking alcohol when you're older

    33556 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2022

  75. Anger in Japan as Ukraine Links Emperor Hirohito to Adolf Hitler

    33543 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2022

  76. Everything is Amogus

    33530 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2022

  77. Bro i wasnt even there

    33528 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2022

  78. Dynamo Dream behind the scenes

    33527 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2022

  79. When my neighbor in the building accused me of lying…

    33520 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2022

  80. Damn gas prices

    33520 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2022

  81. Macron beats Le Pen in French election – projections - BBC News

    33495 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2022

  82. Put on a pad and started to sting/feel weird immediately... turns out they were MINT infused??

    33492 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2022

  83. So…you *liked* the idea of everyone else paying for your career and your education so you could access a better life, right?

    33479 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2022

  84. [Serious] What are some of the most common dark realities people choose to live in denial about?

    33458 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2022

  85. they're everywhere

    33444 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2022

  86. Man Fights Off Armed Home Invader to Protect Fiancé

    33442 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2022

  87. Badum tss

    33428 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2022

  88. How much of your life?

    33425 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2022

  89. People joke because it's true.

    33414 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2022

  90. Fair enough

    33382 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2022

  91. Breaks your heart

    33355 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2022

  92. [OC] *those* customers

    33329 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2022

  93. Great to see it.

    33324 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2022

  94. Should i just say fuck it still not go in?

    33263 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2022

  95. Babushkas from a liberated village near Kyiv tell about russian soldiers who've seen a modern toilet for the first time in their lives

    33238 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2022

  96. no partiality

    33234 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2022

  97. He is not wrong though

    33184 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2022

  98. Natalie Portman on Instagram - "And you thought you were the one and only..."

    33174 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2022

  99. TIL of Chuck Cunningham syndrome, which describes the TV phenomenon where a character simply disappears, and their absence is never acknowledged and the other characters continue on as if nothing ever happened.

    33165 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2022

  100. [ Removed by Reddit ]

    33163 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2022