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  1. Came out of a restaurant and found my car like this. 32 weeks pregnant... there wasn’t even a sliver of hope for me.

    53791 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2022

  2. Last elephant: bye human!

    53785 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2022

  3. When both sides of the Eurotunnel first met in 1990

    53770 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2022

  4. People with ‘street smarts’, what is your most street tip?

    53767 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2022

  5. Holy crap

    53758 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2022

  6. Nancy by Ernie Bushmiller September 2,1947

    53595 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2022

  7. It was... beautiful.

    53520 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2022

  8. 1%er pranks

    53466 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2022

  9. that's the whole book

    53429 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2022

  10. The duality of male attraction

    53423 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2022

  11. I'm an RN, I'm studying for my master's to become a Nurse practitioner, I'm done 6 straight 12 hour night shifts, this is the tip of a whole ShitBerg. I'll do an ama if you want more info.

    53422 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2022

  12. Florida education officials reject 54 math textbooks for ‘attempts to indoctrinate students’

    53419 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2022

  13. 23 minutes is a hike?

    53381 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2022

  14. “Asian glow” - before and after drinking alcohol

    53208 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2022

  15. Dear Netflix, or any other streaming service who tries to fallow suit

    53182 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2022

  16. "38 dollar burrito"

    53176 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2022

  17. Ukraine minister says the Ukrainian Military has regained control of ‘whole Kyiv region’

    53161 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2022

  18. Oh heck, doxxed

    53124 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2022

  19. Children's Splash Day

    53084 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2022

  20. I lost my job of 3 years because of this.

    53076 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2022

  21. Is this what he meant?

    53071 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2022

  22. let's go spend 10k on jewelry

    53050 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2022

  23. Marjorie Taylor Greene says joining military is "throwing your life away"

    53048 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2022

  24. When you put the buttons of WW2 RAF uniform together, they make a mini-compass, for use if you get shot down behind enemy lines

    53017 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2022

  25. [OC] It's the thought that counts

    52990 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2022

  26. Sweden, Finland to apply to NATO: Two newspapers - one Swedish, the other one Finnish - are reporting that the governments of Sweden and Finland have agreed to submit NATO applications at the same time

    52987 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2022

  27. His paralegals were not having it

    52974 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2022

  28. John & Yoko waiting for the maid to make the bed so they can continue protesting against the system

    52953 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2022

  29. Meirl

    52941 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2022

  30. Russian warship Moskva has sunk - state media

    52904 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2022

  31. got this from r/nextfuckinglevel

    52899 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2022

  32. [OC] My wife pit together this lunch station, as I'm not fully awake when I get up for work.

    52884 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2022

  33. [OC] Came downstairs to find a baby opossum asleep on my living room floor

    52845 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2022

  34. Is this sign legal? My boss posted it in our breakroom (Details in Comments)

    52818 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2022

  35. Meta Plans to Take a Nearly 50% Commission on Purchases Made Inside the 'Metaverse' Despite Complaining About Apple's 30% App Store Cut

    52802 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2022

  36. America's Insurance companies need fixing

    52777 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2022

  37. Gluing themselves to table is is so brave, wow.

    52739 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2022

  38. Went to a party and found the inhabitable place the host keeps their dog. Place reeked of piss and poop.

    52713 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2022

  39. I challenged myself into making this larger embroidery and I’m proud of it!

    52697 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2022

  40. taking morning sunshine

    52648 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2022

  41. DJ Khaled’s disastrous Hot Ones episode. Quits after two wings but keeps talking about himself like he’s a god.

    52628 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2022

  42. Each week my wife challenges me to learn a dance to improve my prosthetics and dancing skills. This week was difficult!

    52605 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2022

  43. That's one way to throw away $250,000

    52601 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2022

  44. Proud of Gen Z

    52595 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2022

  45. TIL that people in the Medieval era shared their bed with the entire family and even the occasional overnight visitor - only the very rich could afford more than one bed and poor people just slept on piles of cloth/hay on the floor.

    52573 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2022

  46. Art. Upvote this so that it will appear in Google images when you search for "art"

    52483 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2022

  47. most efficient way to get drinks

    52450 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2022

  48. The surprise

    52374 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2022

  49. Someone stole her fuel door

    52316 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2022

  50. SOMEONE GET OUT OF HERE

    52215 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2022

  51. the fact that this is not an exaggeration makes it even better. British football chants are fun af

    52170 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2022

  52. UK: 'Completely Legitimate' for Ukraine to Attack Russia Territory

    52150 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2022

  53. Drake's security oversteps their boundary

    52081 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2022

  54. I couldn't resist.

    52045 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2022

  55. Nestlé remains silent on child deaths from contaminated pizzas in France

    51987 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2022

  56. me irl

    51972 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2022

  57. TIL Cancun was founded by the Mexican government using computer models to find a nice spot for tourists

    51941 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2022

  58. Hit the nail on the head with this one

    51891 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2022

  59. Scientists recently observed two black holes that united into one, and in the process got a “kick” that flung the newly formed black hole away at high speed. That black hole zoomed off at about 5 million kilometers per hour, give or take a few million. The speed of light is just 200 times as fast.

    51834 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2022

  60. dads are the real MVPs

    51813 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2022

  61. Nearly half of all older adults now die with a diagnosis of dementia listed on their medical record, up 36% from two decades ago, new study shows

    51785 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2022

  62. I’ll be your mom now

    51780 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2022

  63. Seems bad

    51735 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2022

  64. Tucker Carlson is a paid Russian shill

    51651 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2022

  65. Shanghai’s residents have endured an extreme COVID lockdown since the end of March — and metal fencing is being installed to keep people inside their homes.

    51643 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2022

  66. I’d go too not gonna lie

    51634 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2022

  67. AMAZING stop-motion as Wallace is sculpted from a 40lb block of cheddar

    51627 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2022

  68. Audio recording of amber telling johnny "No one will believe you because you are a Man "

    51611 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2022

  69. Russia threatens Wikipedia with $50K fine for ignoring Ukraine warning

    51596 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2022

  70. 'Jack Dorsey's First Tweet' NFT Went on Sale for $48M. It Ended With a Top Bid of Just $280

    51573 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2022

  71. TIL, while you can go any speed on the Autobahn when indicated by signs, the recommended speed is 130 km per hour. If you are in an accident going 170 km per hour and it could have been avoided at the lesser speed, you will be automatically partially or fully faulted for the accident.

    51547 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2022

  72. I mean, seems obvious to me.

    51508 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2022

  73. Adorable Baby Kookaburra!

    51470 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2022

  74. Yes or no?

    51467 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2022

  75. 700 round through a suppressor

    51457 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2022

  76. Jim Carrey and Metal music

    51445 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2022

  77. Single touches all the way to the goal.

    51440 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2022

  78. The messiest snack.

    51435 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2022

  79. If you die while climbing Mt. Everest, they leave your body there & use it to help mark the trail for the other climbers (gallery of pics)

    51419 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2022

  80. Weddings are such a magical experience

    51417 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2022

  81. [ Removed by Reddit ]

    51416 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2022

  82. 🥺👉👈

    51322 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2022

  83. This cat is too powerful

    51319 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2022

  84. Someone in my building really seems to like Ginger Ale.

    51274 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2022

  85. Since 1982, all Alaskan residents have received a yearly cash dividend from the Alaska Permanent Fund. Contrary to some rhetoric that recipients of cash transfers will stop working, the Alaska Permanent Fund has had no adverse impact on employment in Alaska.

    51223 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2022

  86. doggo painting a sunflower!

    51220 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2022

  87. 10 alarms are not enough

    51206 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2022

  88. I know I’m not the only one.

    51174 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2022

  89. Adding the backstitches to my cross-stitch embroidery

    51115 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2022

  90. Someone projected the Ukrainian flag on Russian Embassy in DC. The Russians tried - and failed - to drown out the projection.

    51060 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2022

  91. [OC] After months of work I’m finally having my first art show!

    51038 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2022

  92. Baby bed bugs reacting to human bodyheat.

    51011 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2022

  93. This guy’s grandson wouldn’t take the bottle so he improvised

    51002 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2022

  94. UK prime minister and President of Ukraine, walking on Kyiv’s streets.

    50911 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2022

  95. Sorry, don’t mean to brag

    50878 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2022

  96. I just love me a good pumpkin

    50866 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2022

  97. Cat stays too close to onion

    50778 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2022

  98. "book readers dumb, ohhgabooga"

    50733 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2022

  99. Netflix estimates 100 million households are sharing passwords and suggests a global crackdown is coming

    50705 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2022

  100. Leaving

    50701 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2022