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  1. “LONG LIVE THE KING” 😹

    22063 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2022

  2. Capitalist News

    22054 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2022

  3. I will protect you m'lady

    22050 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2022

  4. Postman, the allfather

    22047 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2022

  5. 75% of Americans Support Unionizing Amazon Workers: Poll

    22046 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2022

  6. Someone projected the Ukrainian flag on the Russian Embassy in D.C. The Russians tried to drown out the projection with a spotlight- and failed.

    22045 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2022

  7. The US Military’s Naval Research Laboratory Transmits Electricity Wirelessly Using Microwaves Over Long Distances

    22030 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2022

  8. My mom's asshole of a cat chewed through my headphones for school.. bought a new pair and she chewed through those within a day. Mom is probably gonna blame it on me but I'm pissed

    22027 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2022

  9. Elon Musk made an extra $156 million from his Twitter investment by failing to disclose his stake earlier

    22014 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2022

  10. What do all women do, but never admit to?

    22009 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2022

  11. This old man delayed his attack so hard he forgot what it was

    22003 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2022

  12. A Ukrainian soldier survived several bullets. The armor is Turkish.

    22002 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2022

  13. 🔥 Mother bird uses her beak to 'sew' a canopy out of leaves to protect her eggs.

    21989 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2022

  14. Look mum, no handrails!

    21974 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2022

  15. Crocodile Rips Off and Eats Other Crocodile's Foot

    21969 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2022

  16. Fuck self checkouts

    21965 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2022

  17. My wife said she had something crazy to show me after we ate lunch.

    21965 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2022

  18. What is the worst male name?

    21955 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2022

  19. What "expert" is actually a total moron?

    21927 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2022

  20. A tree stump built into a staircase

    21926 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2022

  21. My fortune is interrupted by a second fortune

    21912 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2022

  22. Motorbike hits car after running red light

    21907 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2022

  23. "Yankees suck" chant breaks out at Comerica Park for a solid minute after Yankees intentionally walk Miguel Cabrera on the cusp of 3,000 hits.

    21901 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2022

  24. Far right douchebag inadvertently describes my utopia.

    21899 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2022

  25. Cursed gandalf

    21899 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2022

  26. How do you reform this?

    21895 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2022

  27. Didn't happen to me but I witnessed something appalling at a big box department store.

    21883 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2022

  28. my childhood ♥️

    21878 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2022

  29. I’m too afraid of rejection to be direct

    21873 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2022

  30. Ukrainian air defenses took down a Russian Su-35 this morning, in the vicinity of Izyum in Kharkiv oblast. A $45,000,000 - $60,000,000 loss.

    21869 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2022

  31. Better than violence I suppose

    21857 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2022

  32. movies

    21857 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2022

  33. Summon Mike Tyson? 😂😂

    21850 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2022

  34. Can you imagine how soundly Johnny Depp is sleeping at night now that we get to see all of this?

    21842 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2022

  35. Your weekly dose of TERRIBLE memes.

    21835 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2022

  36. The office is smart.

    21830 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2022

  37. Nothing work related is ever that serious

    21810 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2022

  38. For the first time, one of our kittens climbed out of their box today.

    21810 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2022

  39. Hundreds of love letters between two gay World War II soldiers were found. In one, one of them wrote, "Wouldn't it be wonderful if all our letters could be published in the future in a more enlightened time. Then all the world could see how in love we are."

    21797 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2022

  40. cubic window during different times of day

    21746 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2022

  41. Chadwick Boseman was a true hero

    21742 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2022

  42. true story

    21740 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2022

  43. China says Nato has ‘messed up Europe’ and warns over role in Asia-Pacific | China

    21737 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2022

  44. This requires higher brain power

    21734 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2022

  45. win win situation

    21728 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2022

  46. It’s always projection. Every time.

    21728 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2022

  47. Senate Republicans storm off in protest after first African American woman is confirmed as next Associate Justice to the US Supreme Court.

    21721 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2022

  48. Make The comment section look like a beginners search history

    21715 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2022

  49. Harassing first responders trying to stabilize a stabbing victim for transport. Details in comments.

    21715 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2022

  50. hmmmmmm 🤔

    21699 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2022

  51. Ukrainian military police arrest saboteurs in Kyiv(?). According to the original Telegram source, these men are part of the assassination squads sent by Russia, but are now trapped due to the Russian retreat.

    21690 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2022

  52. *Face palms*

    21685 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2022

  53. 2meirl4meirl

    21684 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2022

  54. Scientology accused of child trafficking, forced labour of Australians

    21671 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2022

  55. Netflix estimates 100 million households are sharing passwords and suggests a global crackdown is coming

    21670 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2022

  56. Lawmaker Calls Pregnancy From Rape ‘An Opportunity For Women No Matter How Young or Old’

    21647 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2022

  57. Amazing this..

    21626 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2022

  58. Netflix’s subscriber loss has destroyed employee morale

    21625 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2022

  59. Barbecue Sauce

    21623 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2022

  60. Random Dump for a Fantastic Wednesday

    21619 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2022

  61. 🔥 Newly born Elephant is helped onto his feet in Moremi Game Reserve in Botswana.

    21611 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2022

  62. I wondered why my chips had no flavor. All the seasonings were together in the shape of a rock.

    21606 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2022

  63. Peak clownery

    21595 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2022

  64. My wife just throws her kitchen scraps in the sink instead of the trashcan because "the disposal can handle it." The sink disposal is not a trashcan, right??

    21588 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2022

  65. Feminism inevitably leads to BDSM apparently

    21574 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2022

  66. What?! Illegal immigrants

    21569 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2022

  67. She did ask she was asked...

    21563 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2022

  68. Kitten experiencing sunbeam for the first time.

    21552 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2022

  69. Victory at any cost

    21535 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2022

  70. Rope making in old times

    21533 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2022

  71. Honeybees join humans as the only known animals that can tell the difference between odd and even numbers

    21527 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2022

  72. 'The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas' Set Holocaust Education Back by Decades. Now It's Getting a Sequel.

    21523 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2022

  73. Will you widen that shot please!

    21498 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2022

  74. A perfect landing

    21496 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2022

  75. Plane engine explodes mid-flight

    21490 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2022

  76. Is it an alien? No.. it's a Dutch lobster moth caterpillar!

    21488 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2022

  77. Right in the kisser.

    21486 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2022

  78. Security guard has some GREAT premonition!

    21447 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2022

  79. hmmm

    21444 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2022

  80. I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the women, but the crazy women and old women too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM.

    21419 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2022

  81. Passing on the skills

    21395 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2022

  82. Posted on Facebook by a girl I went to school with. Why? is my only question

    21389 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2022

  83. Hero, I have yet to hit you

    21369 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2022

  84. Passive aggressive rowdy cohabitation and coparenting

    21362 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2022

  85. Now I don’t know what to do with it

    21345 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2022

  86. Having a girl over to 'watch a movie'. We both clearly know it isn't to only watch a movie. How do I start or make a move?

    21344 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2022

  87. Marjorie Taylor Greene echoes QAnon, calls Democrats "party of pedophiles"

    21339 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2022

  88. Cursed_Treeussy

    21332 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2022

  89. That’ll do it for most folks.

    21318 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2022

  90. Valve Helping a 51yr Old Autistic Man.

    21312 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2022

  91. If your father was from the UK, your Mother was from Colombia, and you were born in Vancouver, you'd be a British-Colombian British Columbian.

    21287 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2022

  92. [OC] My grandma sends me fruit in the mail because I’m pregnant. Today it’s strawberries!

    21286 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2022

  93. This is my sweetie "Black Kitty" but she isn't so black anymore

    21274 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2022

  94. holup

    21266 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2022

  95. Mike the Headless Chicken. A farmer chopped his head off in 1946, but Mike survived for over a year. He was fed corn through his esophagus, and water from an eyedropper. He lived until 1947, when he died from choking on a piece of corn. There's now a festival named after him.

    21260 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2022

  96. Dude line cutting using his car door

    21231 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2022

  97. Mama [OC]

    21205 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2022

  98. Temuera Morrison was presented with his very own Gaffi Stick the other day by fans from The Sons of Obiwan Saber Academy at the Supanova Gold Coast Convention

    21198 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2022

  99. We’re not gonna take it anymore!

    21173 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2022

  100. You're still here? It's over...go home...

    21172 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2022