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  1. [OC] glad I didn’t decide to sit in my car this morning and defrost it.

    61753 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2022

  2. Penguin leaps to safety as ice breaks

    61687 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2022

  3. Conor McGregor drives past two drunk guys impersonating him

    61554 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2022

  4. A Watergate prosecutor says the 457-minute gap in Trump's White House call logs could be masking 'incalculably worse' behavior than Nixon's

    61553 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2022

  5. I lost over 350lbs with diet and exercise.

    61470 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2022

  6. This apartment building in Shanghai fell over, and remained mostly intact

    61431 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2022

  7. An elderly elephant became severely constipated

    61403 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2022

  8. Security camera superimposes all the footage from the day into a summary video

    61394 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2022

  9. People laugh at a male domestic violence victim, until the host calls them out. (Taken from r/ididthejobboss)

    61383 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2022

  10. Save some talent for the rest of us

    61366 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2022

  11. Russia quit the UN Human Rights Council moments after being suspended for atrocities in Ukraine

    61323 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2022

  12. False equivocation

    61323 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2022

  13. Meirl

    61298 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2022

  14. Line cutting with the help of a …car door？

    61168 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2022

  15. Twitch Reportedly Considering Cutting Streamer Pay to Boost Its Own Profits

    61161 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2022

  16. You'll never be this cool (found on r/SipsTea)

    61121 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2022

  17. TIL There's 3,200-Year-Old Egyptian Tablet Records Excuses for Why People Missed Work

    61010 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2022

  18. Sonic 2 if YouTube had removed the dislikes button 2 years ago.

    61008 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2022

  19. This geo shadow of the UK is incredible

    60979 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2022

  20. Finally gta 6, lol

    60871 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2022

  21. I just want USB Heaven

    60860 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2022

  22. Nice wholesome prank

    60736 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2022

  23. This cat is always breaking into the baby's room

    60694 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2022

  24. I'm gonna use this one

    60512 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2022

  25. My daughter: “Dad, it looks like a giant piece of pizza. I’ll be the round pepperoni.” [OC]

    60414 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2022

  26. My friend’s 9 year old wrote this poem for school and her parents were called in to talk about it because it upset everyone

    60361 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2022

  27. Is this normal ?

    60258 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2022

  28. Lithuania completely abandons Russian gas imports

    60243 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2022

  29. Not to mention insurance.

    60179 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2022

  30. Because of a genetic anomaly, I'm 6'2" with size 2 feet

    60128 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2022

  31. Turns out she was the idiot all along

    60008 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2022

  32. Scientists to broadcast Earth's location to aliens, ignoring Stephen Hawking's warning

    59947 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2022

  33. I got suspended from work for a meme

    59895 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2022

  34. Chicago Metra UP-N track carries 34,000 passengers on 70 trains across this bridge each weekday

    59868 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2022

  35. Want to see a magic trick

    59830 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2022

  36. Ken Jeong walks out after Rudy Giuliani is unmasked on The Masked Singer

    59779 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2022

  37. Is it only me or did Among us take over Star Wars?

    59708 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2022

  38. Marine Le Pen to withdraw France from NATO’s unified military command if she wins

    59694 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2022

  39. A woman experiencing 7.5Gs

    59664 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2022

  40. Had a power surge last night these saved about $15,000 worth of electronics. Press f to pay respect

    59636 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2022

  41. we are not the same

    59579 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2022

  42. What is your best insult, WITHOUT using curse words?

    59528 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2022

  43. Agassi, the mind reader.

    59310 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2022

  44. Gilbert Gottfried, iconic comedian, dies at 67 after long illness

    59280 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2022

  45. Girl holding a 360 camera ended up looking like a titan

    59269 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2022

  46. This sign posted by my boss in the break room today.

    59198 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2022

  47. Ghislaine Maxwell's sex trafficking conviction upheld as US judge refuses retrial

    59050 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2022

  48. Twitter to accept Elon Musk’s $45 billion bid to buy company

    59017 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2022

  49. Is there anyone else who’s been playing since launch but haven’t finished yet?

    58988 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2022

  50. A wild canada appears

    58966 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2022

  51. Guys…they doubled the space

    58920 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2022

  52. dad jokes ftw

    58901 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2022

  53. Woman Pepper-Sprayed Man Taking Photos of His Own Children in Arlington: Police

    58829 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2022

  54. Based on a true story

    58792 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2022

  55. Well that escalated quickly

    58782 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2022

  56. Easter Time in Southern Spain

    58732 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2022

  57. Wet, wet again

    58682 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2022

  58. I've been fooling around in Unreal Engine 5, dreaming of a modern Superman game [Part 2]

    58675 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2022

  59. My manager asked me to pay $30 for a birthday lunch for the millionaire owner of my company.

    58665 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2022

  60. I hate that I kind of love this trial.

    58641 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2022

  61. Sen. Warren pushes TurboTax for answers about its efforts to block free tax filing

    58607 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2022

  62. just shoot him

    58589 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2022

  63. I play tennis. I also have zero self love for myself, but they captured this picture of me today during my match and I thought it was pretty dope. This made me smile.

    58572 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2022

  64. That's right it goes in the square hole

    58497 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2022

  65. Cameraman caught landed plane without a landing gear

    58466 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2022

  66. I’ll never forget Team USAs reaction to this.

    58444 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2022

  67. Hit & Run on my car this weekend. Someone please explain to me what happened here…

    58443 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2022

  68. Squirrel makes a home outside a window and then moves the family in over the cold months

    58342 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2022

  69. A brick of cocaine caught off the coast of Florida while fishing

    58315 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2022

  70. This damned question

    58304 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2022

  71. Thanks buddy

    58285 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2022

  72. me_irl

    58221 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2022

  73. title

    58193 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2022

  74. Chuck Feeney is the billionaire who gave it all away. After spending his life working tirelessly to accumulate a fortune of $8 billion, his net worth dropped down to $2 million in 2020 after donating 99% of his wealth to charitable causes.

    58159 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2022

  75. 64% of workers would consider quitting if asked to return to the office full-time

    58146 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2022

  76. This Mom nailed it!

    58146 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2022

  77. Boss told me to throw away this insulin pen inside a cooler at work, because "If they really wanted it, they would've taken it home."

    58138 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2022

  78. Mount Rushmore at the time it was unpresidented in 1905

    58121 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2022

  79. Tesla shares sink, wipe out over $125 billion in value, as Musk scores Twitter deal

    58114 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2022

  80. Kremlin says Ukraine strike on Russian fuel depot creates awkward backdrop for talks

    57930 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2022

  81. Texts show Marjorie Taylor Greene asked Meadows about martial law

    57906 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2022

  82. When UPS and USPS show up at the same time

    57905 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2022

  83. Love is always beautiful

    57828 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2022

  84. One of my favourite Easter Eggs in gaming

    57789 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2022

  85. Waiter shows off skills with water

    57758 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2022

  86. A cop chokes a woman to stop her from telling her husband's information

    57745 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2022

  87. Teaching Your Son How To Drive

    57664 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2022

  88. Russian official admits sanctions are crippling the economy as the country grapples with a selloff and mass shortages

    57596 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2022

  89. What Far-Left? Asks AOC. 'We Can't Even Get Our Party to Import Cheaper Prescription Drugs from Canada'

    57555 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2022

  90. Iceland shut their last McDonald's on 31 Oct '09. The last snack sold by the franchise is on display in a museum and is still intact due to its powerful preservatives.

    57436 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2022

  91. Oh no..

    57403 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2022

  92. I dare you go and scroll through it..!

    57401 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2022

  93. Daddy got full custody

    57390 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2022

  94. He done broke

    57284 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2022

  95. The system is f*cked up

    57204 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2022

  96. Zelensky says Ukraine won't give up territory in the east to end war with Russia

    57198 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2022

  97. Trump’s rally in Ohio features an actual dumpster fire. [OC]

    57194 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2022

  98. Stop resisting!!! OH NO HES GOT A GUN!!!

    57178 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2022

  99. Dog plays volleyball

    57055 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2022

  100. "Are you out of your mind, asshole?!", she says

    57046 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2022