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Reddit (Aug 2018)
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I get an email every time I get a package delivered to my apartment’s mailroom. It’s supposed to be a photo of the label, but there’s this one guy...
165416 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2018
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A bird flew in my window, sh*t on my laptop, and decided to die right in front of me. How's your day going?
163789 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2018
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Teachers homework policy
156084 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2018
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Kirk, a female Border Collie, watching herself win the 2017 Purina Pro Challenge.
150475 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2018
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Weird Al just got his star on the Walk of Fame
144584 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2018
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My 90yo neighbor hasn’t walked her dog in years so I volunteered to do it for her. So proud of Buddy’s weight loss!!!
143861 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2018
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Arizona Senator John McCain has passed away at the age of 81
137365 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2018
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Females in Dhaka are guarded by teenage students after 4 girls got raped today by the thugs of the Bangladeshi government for protesting against dangerous roads.
125542 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2018
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Dad ends son’s basketball career in 17 seconds
125448 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2018
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"Put your hands up"
123313 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2018
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These people who set up a tent at an art fair
120271 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2018
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Simple act of kidness
115482 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2018
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EA deleted my Origin account and EA help is totally ignoring me.
114571 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2018
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To the police officer browsing reddit in the 7-11 in Lafayette Colorado
114338 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2018
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My sister just discovered stop motion...
111349 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2018
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106 years old, saying goodbye to her son
109090 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2018
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My dad sent me a picture of my mom and the “nice young man” at their table at a charity dinner last night.
108689 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2018
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Dwayne Johnson surprises his stunt double with a new truck.
105558 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2018
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Cannabis Should Be Added To NAFTA, Former Mexican President Vicente Fox Suggests: 'We can change criminals for businessmen, we can change underground, illegal non-taxpayers into an industry, a sector of the economy. I think it should be part of NAFTA and that’s what I’m pursuing.'
104712 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2018
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The golf balls at the mini golf on this pier are biodegradable and fall into the sea at the 18th hole
103308 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2018
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Brad Pitt turns into who he’s dating.
102631 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2018
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TIL After closely investigating Michael Jackson for more than a decade, the FBI found nothing to suggest that Jackson was guilty of child abuse.
102329 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2018
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Mittens! I told you, no more fighting.
101911 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2018
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A reporter in Bangladesh gets beaten with metal rods in an attempt to destroy his camera. This picture was taken within the last hour.
100810 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2018
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"Just before I put my camera away, I saw this orangutan take a taro leaf and put it on top on his head to protect himself from the rain," writes Your Shot photographer Andrew Suryono. On World Orangutan Day
100765 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2018
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Weird Al gets his star tomorrow morning!
99510 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2018
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My most realistic oil painting
99192 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2018
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I went rock climbing tonight and tied some LEDs to myself to make a long exposure.
99189 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2018
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Lady and The Golden.
98749 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2018
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This was published 106 years ago today.
98398 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2018
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Ok...that’s enough for now.
96635 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2018
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TIL that in Germany, it is illegal to kill any animal that is a vertebrate "without proper reason" like the animal being ill or a danger to humans. Because of this, all German animal shelters are no-kill.
96523 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2018
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A guy named "Weird Al" has had a 40+ year long career with no allegations of sexual impropriety.
96351 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2018
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TIL that there was a rumor that Stephen Hawking would deliberately run over the toes of people he didn’t like. He denied this rumor by stating it was “A Malicious rumor” and “I’ll run over anyone who repeats it”.
96303 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2018
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Gotta time it just right.
95449 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2018
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Cohen's lawyer says he's completely flipped and will give evidence that Trump colluded with Russia
95432 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2018
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my girlfriend’s tattoo of her cat in a shark costume and her actual cat in a shark costume
95267 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2018
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Sheep get themselves into the most interesting predicaments
95028 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2018
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The exact moment of mobs breaking the head of a freelance journalist while trying to take his camera. Reddit we need to help them.. we need to show this to the world..
94633 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2018
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Clear the Shelters day was a success here in Tampa
94182 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2018
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My friends GIANT sunflower
94043 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2018
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Please save us. Please help us. We need your help in Bangladesh. Our dictatorGovernment is killing us.
94019 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2018
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Wait for me! OK, now you can.
93719 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2018
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When they switch your pay from hourly to piece work
92836 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2018
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32 years ago I came to the US, a Muslim Arab, no English, I assimilated, obtained citizenship in 95, married the most beautiful girl in America, have two wonderful kids 🤘🏼,live on ranch in Texas, own a successful business and I have a commercial pilot license. I love this country with all my heart
92791 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2018
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Justin explains the name behind his Nut Butter
92622 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2018
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The greatest dad joke in movie history.
92386 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2018
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Will you please do that one petting thing on my head?
91523 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2018
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My mom has 5 sets of china (don't ask) and put them in her pool prior to being evacuated from fires in northern California. The dishware survived!
91067 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2018
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Not yet available in stores.
90658 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2018
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When you need a new Tinder profile pic...
90635 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2018
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Depression recovery comes one step at a time!
90351 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2018
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This is the cutest cosplay in the world
90042 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2018
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Asked wife how the visit to the vet was going....
90010 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2018
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Apparently, a lemon is not naturally occurring and is a hybrid developed by cross breeding a bitter orange and a citron. Life never gave us lemons; we invented them all by ourselves.
89720 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2018
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Airport workers need fun, too.
89382 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2018
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TIL that in the 1950's, donut shops were some of the first food businesses commonly open late at night. They became hot spots for police working the night shift since it gave them a place to grab a snack, fill out paper work, or even just take a break. This is why donuts became associated with cops.
89250 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2018
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I went to paint night for a bachelorette party today and the instructor did not find my own artistic flair amusing at all.
89186 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2018
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This window that makes my back yard look like it’s in 4 different seasons
88743 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2018
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Flash drive donation station
87723 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2018
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My wife took the toddler and left me with the baby yesterday morning. She’s a worrywart and I love photoshop. Lesson learned; don’t reply with just a photoshopped picture when she asks how things are going with the baby
87692 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2018
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He rolled around in sidewalk chalk
87590 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2018
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My boyfriend and I got a puppy two weeks ago. Today I left him for the first time to start college classes, and my boyfriend sent me this.
87548 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2018
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Card not accepted
87489 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2018
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Got quarantined at the vet and had to give Crouton a little pep talk that the other dogs DO wanna be his friend, he’s just too sick to play with them right now.
87297 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2018
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Man adopts 45 dogs and sets them free on his 4 acre enclosed land.
86767 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2018
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Sleepy boye
86316 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2018
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Magic? Magic!
86222 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2018
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School students have been protesting in demand for safer roads for 7 days in Bangladesh. Today, they were outnumbered and attacked by the student wing of the Bangladeshi government.
85942 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2018
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"Here’s a video of my cat trying to get my dog’s tail through a glass door. it will brighten your day"
85923 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2018
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After years of this guy using my email as a spam account, I got my revenge. He signed my email. Up for SiriusXM which also gives me the ability to beep his horn.
85881 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2018
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He made a homemade toy for his kids....and they loved it.
85863 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2018
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Saved this little guy from traffic at 5am.. Reddit meet Figero!
85762 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2018
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My grandad a couple weeks ago on his 95th birthday. He said, "At least now I can stop worrying about dying young."
85428 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2018
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Messi being Messi.
84983 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2018
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The actual use of a treadmill.
84636 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2018
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I used to work at a restaurant that purchased Land O'Lakes Buttered Milk in bulk...
84636 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2018
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Verizon throttled fire department’s “unlimited” data during Calif. wildfire
84462 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2018
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This is what a pregnant guinea pig looks like.
83960 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2018
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Modern tomato vs one grown from 150yo seeds
83868 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2018
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No matter how slow you go you're still lapping everyone on the couch.
83351 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2018
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This is not real. This is a city made in Minecraft.
82587 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2018
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You've been hit by a smooth criminal
82136 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2018
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Weird doggo took big doggo bed
81770 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2018
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Oregon construction worker fired for refusing to attend Bible study sues former employer
81761 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2018
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Boy with Autism who has a tough time in public places went to Grocery Store with his Dad and said he wanted to stock the shelves. Store Clerk overheard and let the boy stock with him for over 30 minutes.
81284 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2018
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A 92-year-old woman reunited with her son yesterday in North Korea after 68 years apart. They were separated during the Korean War.
81142 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2018
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Rescued a senior Floofer this year, we call this her “retirement.”
81057 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2018
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Did I ask you to stop, SLAVE!?
80895 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2018
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Iguana photobomb
80852 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2018
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Tanker truck explodes on Los Angeles highway, taco truck proceed to sell tacos in traffic jam
80685 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2018
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Kid is extremely excited for his friends birthday.
80550 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2018
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College Students are simultaneously stereotyped for not getting enough sleep and for sleeping all the time.
80474 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2018
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Met the girl of my dreams today, returned twice, I'm giving her a forever home.
80466 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2018
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After a year of living on the streets, Phil has landed a job at McDonald's — thanks in part to the Tallahassee police officer who gave him a shave and fresh clothes before his interview.
80441 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2018
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musical.ly takes down PayMoneyWubby's video "What kids really do on musical.ly" despite clear adherence to Fair use
80381 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2018
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Without saying what the category is, what are your top five?
80232 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2018
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When the wind hits the ceiling of this beach bar
79458 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2018
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When Now York guys hear the violin
79166 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2018
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Humpback whales coming up in front of a lodge in Canada
78892 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2018