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  1. I get an email every time I get a package delivered to my apartment’s mailroom. It’s supposed to be a photo of the label, but there’s this one guy...

    165416 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2018

  2. A bird flew in my window, sh*t on my laptop, and decided to die right in front of me. How's your day going?

    163789 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2018

  3. Teachers homework policy

    156084 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2018

  4. Kirk, a female Border Collie, watching herself win the 2017 Purina Pro Challenge.

    150475 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2018

  5. Weird Al just got his star on the Walk of Fame

    144584 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2018

  6. My 90yo neighbor hasn’t walked her dog in years so I volunteered to do it for her. So proud of Buddy’s weight loss!!!

    143861 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2018

  7. Arizona Senator John McCain has passed away at the age of 81

    137365 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2018

  8. Females in Dhaka are guarded by teenage students after 4 girls got raped today by the thugs of the Bangladeshi government for protesting against dangerous roads.

    125542 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2018

  9. Dad ends son’s basketball career in 17 seconds

    125448 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2018

  10. "Put your hands up"

    123313 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2018

  11. These people who set up a tent at an art fair

    120271 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2018

  12. Simple act of kidness

    115482 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2018

  13. EA deleted my Origin account and EA help is totally ignoring me.

    114571 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2018

  14. To the police officer browsing reddit in the 7-11 in Lafayette Colorado

    114338 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2018

  15. My sister just discovered stop motion...

    111349 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2018

  16. 106 years old, saying goodbye to her son

    109090 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2018

  17. My dad sent me a picture of my mom and the “nice young man” at their table at a charity dinner last night.

    108689 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2018

  18. Dwayne Johnson surprises his stunt double with a new truck.

    105558 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2018

  19. Cannabis Should Be Added To NAFTA, Former Mexican President Vicente Fox Suggests: 'We can change criminals for businessmen, we can change underground, illegal non-taxpayers into an industry, a sector of the economy. I think it should be part of NAFTA and that’s what I’m pursuing.'

    104712 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2018

  20. The golf balls at the mini golf on this pier are biodegradable and fall into the sea at the 18th hole

    103308 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2018

  21. Brad Pitt turns into who he’s dating.

    102631 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2018

  22. TIL After closely investigating Michael Jackson for more than a decade, the FBI found nothing to suggest that Jackson was guilty of child abuse.

    102329 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2018

  23. Mittens! I told you, no more fighting.

    101911 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2018

  24. A reporter in Bangladesh gets beaten with metal rods in an attempt to destroy his camera. This picture was taken within the last hour.

    100810 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2018

  25. "Just before I put my camera away, I saw this orangutan take a taro leaf and put it on top on his head to protect himself from the rain," writes Your Shot photographer Andrew Suryono. On World Orangutan Day

    100765 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2018

  26. Weird Al gets his star tomorrow morning!

    99510 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2018

  27. My most realistic oil painting

    99192 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2018

  28. I went rock climbing tonight and tied some LEDs to myself to make a long exposure.

    99189 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2018

  29. Lady and The Golden.

    98749 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2018

  30. This was published 106 years ago today.

    98398 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2018

  31. Ok...that’s enough for now.

    96635 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2018

  32. TIL that in Germany, it is illegal to kill any animal that is a vertebrate "without proper reason" like the animal being ill or a danger to humans. Because of this, all German animal shelters are no-kill.

    96523 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2018

  33. A guy named "Weird Al" has had a 40+ year long career with no allegations of sexual impropriety.

    96351 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2018

  34. TIL that there was a rumor that Stephen Hawking would deliberately run over the toes of people he didn’t like. He denied this rumor by stating it was “A Malicious rumor” and “I’ll run over anyone who repeats it”.

    96303 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2018

  35. Gotta time it just right.

    95449 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2018

  36. Cohen's lawyer says he's completely flipped and will give evidence that Trump colluded with Russia

    95432 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2018

  37. my girlfriend’s tattoo of her cat in a shark costume and her actual cat in a shark costume

    95267 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2018

  38. Sheep get themselves into the most interesting predicaments

    95028 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2018

  39. The exact moment of mobs breaking the head of a freelance journalist while trying to take his camera. Reddit we need to help them.. we need to show this to the world..

    94633 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2018

  40. Clear the Shelters day was a success here in Tampa

    94182 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2018

  41. My friends GIANT sunflower

    94043 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2018

  42. Please save us. Please help us. We need your help in Bangladesh. Our dictatorGovernment is killing us.

    94019 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2018

  43. Wait for me! OK, now you can.

    93719 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2018

  44. When they switch your pay from hourly to piece work

    92836 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2018

  45. 32 years ago I came to the US, a Muslim Arab, no English, I assimilated, obtained citizenship in 95, married the most beautiful girl in America, have two wonderful kids 🤘🏼,live on ranch in Texas, own a successful business and I have a commercial pilot license. I love this country with all my heart

    92791 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2018

  46. Justin explains the name behind his Nut Butter

    92622 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2018

  47. The greatest dad joke in movie history.

    92386 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2018

  48. Will you please do that one petting thing on my head?

    91523 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2018

  49. My mom has 5 sets of china (don't ask) and put them in her pool prior to being evacuated from fires in northern California. The dishware survived!

    91067 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2018

  50. Not yet available in stores.

    90658 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2018

  51. When you need a new Tinder profile pic...

    90635 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2018

  52. Depression recovery comes one step at a time!

    90351 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2018

  53. This is the cutest cosplay in the world

    90042 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2018

  54. Asked wife how the visit to the vet was going....

    90010 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2018

  55. Apparently, a lemon is not naturally occurring and is a hybrid developed by cross breeding a bitter orange and a citron. Life never gave us lemons; we invented them all by ourselves.

    89720 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2018

  56. Airport workers need fun, too.

    89382 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2018

  57. TIL that in the 1950's, donut shops were some of the first food businesses commonly open late at night. They became hot spots for police working the night shift since it gave them a place to grab a snack, fill out paper work, or even just take a break. This is why donuts became associated with cops.

    89250 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2018

  58. I went to paint night for a bachelorette party today and the instructor did not find my own artistic flair amusing at all.

    89186 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2018

  59. This window that makes my back yard look like it’s in 4 different seasons

    88743 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2018

  60. Flash drive donation station

    87723 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2018

  61. My wife took the toddler and left me with the baby yesterday morning. She’s a worrywart and I love photoshop. Lesson learned; don’t reply with just a photoshopped picture when she asks how things are going with the baby

    87692 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2018

  62. He rolled around in sidewalk chalk

    87590 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2018

  63. My boyfriend and I got a puppy two weeks ago. Today I left him for the first time to start college classes, and my boyfriend sent me this.

    87548 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2018

  64. Card not accepted

    87489 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2018

  65. Got quarantined at the vet and had to give Crouton a little pep talk that the other dogs DO wanna be his friend, he’s just too sick to play with them right now.

    87297 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2018

  66. Man adopts 45 dogs and sets them free on his 4 acre enclosed land.

    86767 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2018

  67. Sleepy boye

    86316 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2018

  68. Magic? Magic!

    86222 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2018

  69. School students have been protesting in demand for safer roads for 7 days in Bangladesh. Today, they were outnumbered and attacked by the student wing of the Bangladeshi government.

    85942 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2018

  70. "Here’s a video of my cat trying to get my dog’s tail through a glass door. it will brighten your day"

    85923 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2018

  71. After years of this guy using my email as a spam account, I got my revenge. He signed my email. Up for SiriusXM which also gives me the ability to beep his horn.

    85881 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2018

  72. He made a homemade toy for his kids....and they loved it.

    85863 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2018

  73. Saved this little guy from traffic at 5am.. Reddit meet Figero!

    85762 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2018

  74. My grandad a couple weeks ago on his 95th birthday. He said, "At least now I can stop worrying about dying young."

    85428 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2018

  75. Messi being Messi.

    84983 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2018

  76. The actual use of a treadmill.

    84636 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2018

  77. I used to work at a restaurant that purchased Land O'Lakes Buttered Milk in bulk...

    84636 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2018

  78. Verizon throttled fire department’s “unlimited” data during Calif. wildfire

    84462 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2018

  79. This is what a pregnant guinea pig looks like.

    83960 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2018

  80. Modern tomato vs one grown from 150yo seeds

    83868 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2018

  81. No matter how slow you go you're still lapping everyone on the couch.

    83351 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2018

  82. This is not real. This is a city made in Minecraft.

    82587 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2018

  83. You've been hit by a smooth criminal

    82136 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2018

  84. Weird doggo took big doggo bed

    81770 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2018

  85. Oregon construction worker fired for refusing to attend Bible study sues former employer

    81761 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2018

  86. Boy with Autism who has a tough time in public places went to Grocery Store with his Dad and said he wanted to stock the shelves. Store Clerk overheard and let the boy stock with him for over 30 minutes.

    81284 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2018

  87. A 92-year-old woman reunited with her son yesterday in North Korea after 68 years apart. They were separated during the Korean War.

    81142 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2018

  88. Rescued a senior Floofer this year, we call this her “retirement.”

    81057 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2018

  89. Did I ask you to stop, SLAVE!?

    80895 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2018

  90. Iguana photobomb

    80852 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2018

  91. Tanker truck explodes on Los Angeles highway, taco truck proceed to sell tacos in traffic jam

    80685 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2018

  92. Kid is extremely excited for his friends birthday.

    80550 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2018

  93. College Students are simultaneously stereotyped for not getting enough sleep and for sleeping all the time.

    80474 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2018

  94. Met the girl of my dreams today, returned twice, I'm giving her a forever home.

    80466 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2018

  95. After a year of living on the streets, Phil has landed a job at McDonald's — thanks in part to the Tallahassee police officer who gave him a shave and fresh clothes before his interview.

    80441 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2018

  96. musical.ly takes down PayMoneyWubby's video "What kids really do on musical.ly" despite clear adherence to Fair use

    80381 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2018

  97. Without saying what the category is, what are your top five?

    80232 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2018

  98. When the wind hits the ceiling of this beach bar

    79458 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2018

  99. When Now York guys hear the violin

    79166 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2018

  100. Humpback whales coming up in front of a lodge in Canada

    78892 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2018