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Reddit (Dec 2018)

  1. Awful toast but great eggsecution

    16640 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2018

  2. They say some of the greatest minds are required for designing modern cars.

    16631 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2018

  3. If Instagram was a horny 18 year old dude

    16611 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2018

  4. Dr. Cox presents how Alcohol affects people of different ages.

    16600 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2018

  5. Spain Will Close Every Single Coal Mine by 2019

    16573 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2018

  6. Hmmmm

    16572 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2018

  7. Anon is friends with a girl

    16561 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2018

  8. Happy little Christmas Moo

    16558 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2018

  9. Beautiful corg angel flies straight into my heart

    16554 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2018

  10. In my son's book, when the pig has an idea, the light bulb is a compact fluorescent bulb.

    16548 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2018

  11. Hey! It’s been a while. We should grab coffee soon!

    16545 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2018

  12. Trump wandered right off the stage, leaving the Argentinian president all by himself. A staffer is then observed attempting to stop and retrieve Trump.

    16543 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2018

  13. This is a meme

    16542 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2018

  14. In Scooby Doo, they always show that the monster is a guy in a suit and his 'magical powers' were just illusions and everybody is like 'of course, there are no monsters and ghosts, we live in a normal world' and then hop on the mystery machine with their talking dog

    16542 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2018

  15. How the actual FUCK do I stop YouTube from recommending videos to me from Jordan Peterson and Ben Shapiro?

    16533 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2018

  16. My son is an amputee and sent me these gems. I needed to share them with the world.

    16531 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2018

  17. Most upbeat police department Google review ever

    16528 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2018

  18. hmmm

    16513 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2018

  19. A L A N

    16507 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2018

  20. LPT: Buy a small bottle of perfume you have never tried on before going for a vacation and use it for while you're there. At any point after your vacation, you get a sniff of it, it brings back those memories instantly.

    16493 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2018

  21. Jerk Chicken

    16488 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2018

  22. Short-term remembery loss

    16486 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2018

  23. not many dads like that one

    16484 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2018

  24. If the Simpsons stay on the air while self-driving cars continue to evolve, the day will come when Maggie has as much control at the wheel as Marge

    16482 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2018

  25. Adolf the Explorer

    16482 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2018

  26. Science Fiction

    16462 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2018

  27. hmmm

    16436 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2018

  28. Back when tv shows actually tried!

    16434 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2018

  29. "So I pierced my kittens ears..."

    16432 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2018

  30. Heckler gets kicked in his chest by comedian

    16424 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2018

  31. For some reason, this cartoon triggered a lot more redhats on Twitter than usual. I guess the hypocrisy cut just a bit too deep?

    16421 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2018

  32. What are some red flags from teachers that shout "drop this class immediately?"

    16417 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2018

  33. Jump!

    16393 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2018

  34. Dinner guests

    16384 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2018

  35. Ouh, that's true

    16382 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2018

  36. Changes everytime

    16382 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2018

  37. 21 year old recently diagnosed with end stage kidney disease. AMA!

    16377 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2018

  38. My proposal for new upvote/downvote buttons

    16371 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2018

  39. “too slow”

    16370 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2018

  40. Microsoft Admits Normal Windows 10 Users Are 'Testing' Unstable Updates

    16366 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2018

  41. Top minds of T_D proving that the sub is a breeding ground for sexist and racist content

    16354 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2018

  42. Lifehack: just accuse your teacher of a war crime

    16348 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2018

  43. You’re never truly safe

    16322 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2018

  44. 2meirl4meirl

    16321 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2018

  45. I'm in danger

    16304 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2018

  46. My dad was the only one at the office today, so he made this picture and sent it to my family

    16303 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2018

  47. New Poster for Peter Jackson's Critically-Acclaimed World War 1 Documentary 'They Shall not Grow Old'

    16289 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2018

  48. Industrial farming is one of the worst crimes in history: The fate of industrially farmed animals is one of the most pressing ethical questions of our time. Tens of billions of sentient beings, each with complex sensations and emotions, live and die on a production line — Yuval Noah Harari

    16286 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2018

  49. ACLU sues Texas over law that says contractors can't boycott Israel

    16285 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2018

  50. Bernstein: More Republicans beginning to believe Trump 'unfit to be the president'

    16271 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2018

  51. Cochem, Germamy looking like a fairy tale world

    16271 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2018

  52. My friends met last week, they just discovered their guitars were made one after the other

    16268 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2018

  53. Chameleons binocular vision

    16252 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2018

  54. Happy holidays

    16250 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2018

  55. Sometimes you just need a hug

    16243 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2018

  56. JUST ONE WORD....RIP

    16236 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2018

  57. Exact moment each world leader in turn realizes Trump mis-signed new NAFTA agreement

    16236 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2018

  58. Why Amazon is a ‘bully,’ and Facebook and Google are ‘the enemies of independent thought’

    16234 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2018

  59. Slurp

    16227 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2018

  60. Oof man, Oof.

    16226 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2018

  61. I went to a girl’s place, had super mediocre sex, pissed in her bed, left and ghosted her.

    16223 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2018

  62. What’re the odds

    16219 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2018

  63. Using technology to make childhood dreams comes true

    16217 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2018

  64. Got pulled over

    16212 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2018

  65. Recreating Smash Ultimate Victory Poses in Real Life

    16200 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2018

  66. I was forced into sex work from 12-14. People at school know because the people who forced me into it were arrested and I went into foster care. Some people act like I’m dirty because of it and don’t wanna date me. Would you date someone who’s been through this?

    16198 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2018

  67. About to make the biggest mistake of my life. I'm undertaking a journey to callous my mind from insult & criticism. Please roast the sh*t out of me.

    16188 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2018

  68. The screws inside the PS4

    16186 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2018

  69. This is a fact

    16177 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2018

  70. Smash?

    16167 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2018

  71. What is a highly underated advantage of living alone?

    16134 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2018

  72. Solid meme, invest now!

    16133 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2018

  73. The nurse at the sperm bank asked me if I'd like to masturbate in the cup...

    16129 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2018

  74. My grandparents' first photo together 1954 (Left) and my grandparents first photo together as a married couple 1971 (right) - both were taken in the same lake ❤❤❤

    16126 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2018

  75. French police are threatening to join protesters, demand better pay and conditions

    16113 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2018

  76. Half of all Nintendo Switch owners bought Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Mario Kart 8, and Super Mario Odyssey.

    16083 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2018

  77. The US deported a man who said he feared for his life 'on a daily basis' in Honduras and was trying to seek asylum. He was found murdered

    16065 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2018

  78. Hi, I am Alan Stern, head of NASA’s New Horizons spacecraft on its way to explore Ultima Thule, a Kuiper Belt object one billion miles beyond Pluto! AMA

    16062 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2018

  79. PSA: RobinHood won’t recognize your face if you’re crying. Make sure to regain your composure before logging in to panic sell.

    16061 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2018

  80. Cloverfield(2008) time:45:30 Just after they get the door closed on the ground monsters in the subway tunnels, the old footage of their fun day glitches in and before it glitches back, this image is ONE frame. I had to rewind and play/pause several times to be able to land on this specific frame.

    16059 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2018

  81. Wutang just posted this cover to their official Youtube channel

    16053 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2018

  82. When pussys cry.

    16052 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2018

  83. Jon Jones drug test nets ‘atypical finding,’ UFC 232 moved to Los Angeles on one week’s notice

    16051 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2018

  84. What’s the worst case of “rich kid syndrome” you’ve ever seen?

    16050 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2018

  85. Shit

    16043 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2018

  86. hmmm

    16034 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2018

  87. Misleading box art makes it seem like you get a pair. Literally just came with one wireless earphone

    16031 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2018

  88. TIL that in 1981, Disneyland was sued by the family of a nine-year-old girl, claiming that a performer in a Winnie the Pooh suit had hit her in the face, causing brain damage. The performer defended himself in court by wearing the costume and demonstrating that he was unable to hit anyone.

    16024 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2018

  89. Nope, not this year

    16023 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2018

  90. 🔥 I'm Groot 🔥

    16006 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2018

  91. He protect he attack but most important he’ll get the holy land back

    15990 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2018

  92. hmmm

    15967 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2018

  93. Good boy does the duck calls so his owner can focus on hunting

    15963 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2018

  94. A Rubik's Cube for blind people

    15956 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2018

  95. Answering life's most important questions.

    15955 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2018

  96. Philippine senator dares Duterte to take drug test after marijuana joke

    15944 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2018

  97. My husband was horrible during my labor. I still haven’t recovered from it. I don’t know if I can continue this marriage.

    15943 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2018

  98. We spend every second together when I’m home from university

    15941 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2018

  99. After an extremely successful limited release ($5.4M in 2 days), Peter Jackson's acclaimed World War 1 documentary 'They Shall Not Grow Old' will receive a traditional theatrical release starting January 11th, and expanding in February.

    15927 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2018

  100. Triple-jumped my son at checkers

    15912 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2018