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Reddit (Dec 2018)

  1. When your friend hands you an off-brand controller

    57122 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2018

  2. Mother asks me to buy my little brother a Switch for Christmas. She tells him it was from Santa Claus. Now she's asking for a "real" present from me.

    57078 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2018

  3. Mickey Rourke, and Axl Rose, look like they are lesbian bookshop owners named Jackie, and Karen.

    57053 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2018

  4. Woman in wheelchair at Disney asks this father not to encourage his children to distract her service dog and even says she is uncomfortable. Parents don’t care, begin to insult and record the woman, going so far as to mock her disability.

    57044 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2018

  5. It turned out to be the right move

    57040 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2018

  6. true heroes

    56918 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2018

  7. This sign in my kid’s elementary school fills me with nihilistic joy.

    56884 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2018

  8. My uncle's real estate agency sold a property a few months ago where the seller and buyer got in a disagreement over a chicken coop that had to be removed and replanted with grass. It just grew in.

    56835 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2018

  9. Legal age to purchase tobacco products joins alcohol and Cannabis at the age of 21 in Massachusetts.

    56634 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2018

  10. Gingerbread Xenomorph

    56582 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2018

  11. That weekend feel

    56578 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2018

  12. This just really made me laugh.

    56540 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2018

  13. Size comparison of my Maine Coon to my American Shorthair

    56436 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2018

  14. Thousands of mailed ballots in Florida were not counted

    56427 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2018

  15. Don’t let it get away!

    56367 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2018

  16. Sorry I can't hear yall over my air pods

    56364 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2018

  17. Minnesota Vikings player Anthony Harris adopted a teeny tiny cat last night!!

    56345 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2018

  18. An Alabama sheriff personally kept $1.5 million that was supposed to feed ICE detainees

    56337 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2018

  19. The "ol razzle dazzle"

    56327 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2018

  20. My grandpa found a really big icicle.

    56277 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2018

  21. Touchy da crabby? No, no touchy!

    56266 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2018

  22. Pain you never forget

    56237 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2018

  23. I make plushies. I think I'm pretty good.

    56193 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2018

  24. ‘Solo’ Score Disqualified From the Oscars Because Someone Forgot to Submit It

    56186 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2018

  25. Ajit Pai admits Russia interfered in net neutrality process amidst lawsuit

    56144 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2018

  26. Beyoncé The Barbarian

    56143 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2018

  27. China is holding 800k Muslims in internment camps

    56078 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2018

  28. It's not the piece of plastic

    56057 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2018

  29. Mark Zuckerberg did everything in his power to avoid Facebook becoming the next MySpace – but forgot one crucial detail… No one likes a lying asshole

    56028 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2018

  30. Sean Hannity busted deleting all his old Michael Cohen tweets

    55934 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2018

  31. gave my nieces and nephews nightmares for christmas

    55920 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2018

  32. I’m single and decided to celebrate the holidays by bringing this guy home today! Merry Christmas! They put him in a Christmas adoption sweater.

    55838 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2018

  33. Are you feeling blue?

    55742 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2018

  34. Low-key Office reunion

    55721 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2018

  35. Hey im new! Yesterday this guy put Ghost pepper popcorn in our industrial microwave at work for over 5 minutes. The office was filled with black smoke burning people's eyes no-one could breath. He basically maced the building. we were moved to the other end so we could keep working.

    55718 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2018

  36. So many choices...

    55717 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2018

  37. All 83 of the Ethics Complaints Against Justice Brett Kavanaugh Were Dismissed Because He's on the Supreme Court Now

    55705 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2018

  38. We live in a simulation. This cursor moving in the sky today.

    55686 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2018

  39. Best artwork at my office was just a window.

    55623 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2018

  40. Little human hold my hand

    55599 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2018

  41. TIL legendary saxophonist Charlie Parker's heroin and alcohol addictions were so severe, that after his death at 34 years of age, the coroner mistakenly estimated him to be between 50 and 60 years old.

    55565 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2018

  42. Trump was in the room during hush money discussions, NBC News confirms

    55520 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2018

  43. School turns students' lunch debt over to collection agency

    55387 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2018

  44. You are physically incapable of ever lying again, but you get $10,000,000. Do you take it, and why or why not?

    55382 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2018

  45. New job advised we can only have generic desktop backgrounds. So far no one has noticed...

    55360 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2018

  46. The German news weekly Der Spiegel is to publish a 23-page special report on how one of its award-winning reporters faked stories for years and dealt a blow to media credibility.

    55334 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2018

  47. Made my own xmas decorations out of plywood

    55275 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2018

  48. Chicago from above

    55264 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2018

  49. Johnson & Johnson shares drop on Reuters report that the company knew for decades of asbestos in its baby powder

    55253 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2018

  50. The movement of a building during high wind.

    55231 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2018

  51. Long exposure + zoom out of a backlit keyboard

    55228 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2018

  52. My EMT brother got me a very important medical bracelet this year.

    55209 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2018

  53. My wife leaving money for her sister.

    55157 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2018

  54. Going to try this on new years.

    55155 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2018

  55. Git gud

    55075 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2018

  56. Harvested some bananas that grew in my backyard. I guess, success?

    55055 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2018

  57. The guys at my dads work are so overweight that the company had to reinforce the toilets after so many of them broke from plopping down on them.

    55053 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2018

  58. Stan Lee Homage In Spiderman PS4

    55053 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2018

  59. My sister loves her (new) gift. You can really see it in her face

    54975 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2018

  60. Just like in GTA

    54971 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2018

  61. I'm going back home on Trainy McTrainface

    54934 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2018

  62. Harshmallow

    54928 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2018

  63. What a great idea...

    54888 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2018

  64. Turning 80 in April, she buys her own clothes.

    54851 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2018

  65. TIL of LeBron James' "Promise School" where at-risk students have 8 hour days, a longer school year and receive free meals, bikes, and tuition

    54811 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2018

  66. New Years plans

    54794 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2018

  67. I can’t park my own car in my drive way thanks to this dickhead

    54775 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2018

  68. TIL R. Lee Ermey did such a stellar job with his performance in Stanley Kubrick's 'Full Metal Jacket,' that he only needed 2 or 3 takes to get his scenes right. This was extremely rare for Kubrick who, as a perfectionist, was known to do well over 100 takes for his scenes.

    54772 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2018

  69. LPT: young people of Reddit, if your grandma or grandpa has a recipe you really like, ask them to show you how they make it now rather than later. It’ll serve as a bonding experience, and you never know when it’ll be too late

    54771 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2018

  70. Trump did meet with Putin at the G20, despite insisting meeting was off ahead of summit

    54769 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2018

  71. Guy got swept by the current, I did what I could...

    54739 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2018

  72. Scorched Pan Revival

    54732 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2018

  73. They banned dogs on the subway unless they can fit on a bag...

    54709 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2018

  74. 'Animals are not entertainment': Sea World has been forced to cancel two of its performing dolphin shows in a dramatic day on the Gold Coast, where protesters invaded the pools as part of a co-ordinated sting, leading to several arrests.

    54595 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2018

  75. TIL that the 8.9 magnitude earthquake that struck Japan in 2011 was so powerful, it shifted the earth's mass, shortening our days by 1.8 microseconds.

    54588 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2018

  76. What’s the adult version of “there is no Santa Claus”?

    54586 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2018

  77. Fix Our Water #Flint

    54552 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2018

  78. Whenever an artist like Taylor Swift releases a song about a breakup, the ex-boyfriend must be out there in the world somewhere thinking wtf.. what an overreaction...

    54540 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2018

  79. Contrary to predictions, teen marijuana use declined in Washington state after recreational pot was legalized in 2012, a new study finds.

    54538 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2018

  80. 'The Office' generates more viewing hours than anything else on Netflix

    54440 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2018

  81. Marriage goals

    54402 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2018

  82. Deadpool thought he was attending a sweater party

    54385 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2018

  83. Trump agrees to shut down his charity amid allegations he used it for personal and political benefit

    54380 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2018

  84. One in a million

    54361 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2018

  85. View from the outside of a building

    54350 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2018

  86. John McAfee, founder of McAfee Antivirus, hates what his former product has become. He makes outrageous videos like these in an attempt to damage McAfee's brand

    54341 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2018

  87. TIL Timothy, a female tortoise that died in 2004, was the last survivor of the Crimean War, which ended in 1856.

    54328 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2018

  88. What is your 2018 video game recommendation of the year?

    54315 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2018

  89. Everyone said buying condoms was no big deal and nobody would say anything....

    54309 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2018

  90. Earthquake safety

    54290 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2018

  91. My entry for the ugly sweater contest at work: “The Human Santapede”

    54251 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2018

  92. Priorities, I have them.

    54224 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2018

  93. His daughter took a laptop home from school to message a boy. So he decides to shoot the laptop that wasn’t even his property.

    54221 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2018

  94. What has been the best corporate Darwin Award? A decision made by a company that basically killed the business?

    54175 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2018

  95. Someone poured laundry detergent into the fountain in front of our neighborhood

    54170 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2018

  96. What are some things that sound like compliments but are actually insults?

    54113 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2018

  97. The Airbnb I stayed at a couple months ago had the sweetest cat

    54104 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2018

  98. Didn’t have the money for a big, beautiful ceremony, but we were happy to just be married in the courthouse today.

    54080 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2018

  99. Drawing a near perfect circle on snow by foot.

    54072 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2018

  100. Pretty much the world right now.

    54019 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2018