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  1. I was pulled over after 12AM. I was speeding. My bumper sticker is Rasta & says ‘Positive’.

    11658 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2018

  2. Deception 100

    11635 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2018

  3. It's a shame...

    11629 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2018

  4. Up gingerbread house

    11626 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2018

  5. Republican Cindy Hyde-Smith did not return over $50,000 in donations following scandal-plagued campaign

    11625 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2018

  6. TIL Fred Astaire started skateboarding in his 70's, got a lifetime membership to the Nat'l Skateboard Society, and broke his wrist skateboarding at age 78.

    11623 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2018

  7. woof_irl

    11619 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2018

  8. TIFU by hanging up on a customer who called me a stupid retarded n****r

    11602 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2018

  9. Google review of Chernobyl

    11600 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2018

  10. Dutch’s Law

    11577 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2018

  11. If 5 years ago you could see now you at this exact moment, what would you think?

    11563 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2018

  12. Never trust a Chinchilla to hold a balloon.

    11553 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2018

  13. In Iceland they have a Christmas Eve tradition called Jolabokaflod where you exchange books with your friends and family and afterwards you all read your books together while eating chocolate.

    11552 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2018

  14. Andy Serkis just posted a video of himself doing the Gollum voice while dressed up as Theresa May.

    11551 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2018

  15. James Franco, circa 1975. JK it’s my dad.

    11542 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2018

  16. Just got off a 12hr 🤒night shift, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE. And to all those working night shifts throughout the holiday 😍 you got this.

    11531 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2018

  17. I’m ded at the bottom right pic.

    11522 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2018

  18. Walking into Costco

    11516 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2018

  19. I am a 16 year old astrophotographer and have been doing astronomy for less than two years. This is currently my best image I've taken of M42 - the Orion nebula.

    11515 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2018

  20. He really is a cunt thou

    11515 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2018

  21. Update on LAOP who was violently raped 6 yrs ago and found out her assailant was trying to become an officer. Turns out the man isn't going to be an officer but LAOP still went through with reporting it.

    11512 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2018

  22. SLEIGHER!!!

    11512 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2018

  23. Gamers of Reddit, which games have aged really well?

    11512 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2018

  24. Doggo keeping a close eye on the little guy.

    11511 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2018

  25. LPT: when getting an Uber, don’t just ask “are you my Uber” or “are you [name].” Instead, ask them to tell you YOUR name, or ask them “who are you here to pick up?” If they can’t answer you, don’t get in the car.

    11500 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2018

  26. US says 8-year-old Guatemalan boy has died in custody

    11488 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2018

  27. The riskiest click is turning off your alarm and resting your eyes for five more minutes.

    11481 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2018

  28. You have 1 hour to hide a golf ball sized object somewhere in your home and a stranger then has 12 hours to find it by any means necessary. The winner gets $1,000,000. Where do you hide it?

    11474 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2018

  29. Casually admitting that you traumatize children

    11471 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2018

  30. Florida man starts GoFundMe campaign for Trump's border wall, sets $1 billion goal

    11463 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2018

  31. Name a scam

    11462 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2018

  32. The Perfect Snowball

    11447 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2018

  33. siCK FUckIng BaStARDs EAt ThEir DOg alIVe

    11427 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2018

  34. Roses are red, my humor may worsen,

    11426 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2018

  35. My cat is grieving more than my baptist evangelical grandparents

    11421 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2018

  36. My IQ is 250. That means I'm legally _______!

    11421 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2018

  37. I’ve had this shot in mind for a couple of years & finally everything lined up! :)

    11420 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2018

  38. (Ohio) Cop blocking my driveway and harassing me and my wife.

    11419 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2018

  39. Canceling momentum

    11390 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2018

  40. My cousin thinks she’s unroastable... someone humble her

    11385 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2018

  41. Can I get an AMEN!

    11384 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2018

  42. Sorry guys 🤷‍♂️

    11364 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2018

  43. Got anymore?

    11355 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2018

  44. LPT: Use a spent, empty Visa giftcard to sign up for all those free 1st month trials. You never have to worry about being overdrafting or your personal info being compromised.

    11354 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2018

  45. AITA for not wanting to pay for my stepkid's education despite paying for my own kid?

    11351 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2018

  46. In the movie "black panther" at 1:43:07, the underside of the ship going above is the shape of the black panther mask

    11342 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2018

  47. I work at his restaurant and I can prove he sometimes smiles.

    11330 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2018

  48. TIL when NBC decided to air 'The Office' after the Super Bowl, execs encouraged the show's producers to cast celebrity guest stars. They booked Jack Black, Jessica Alba, and Cloris Leachman but instead of writing them in with the regular cast, they stared in a fake movie the cast watched.

    11327 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2018

  49. Me and five of my friends formed a gaming company, now 3 out of 5 are voting to boot me because "anyone can write"

    11325 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2018

  50. Braille at the ATM, Covered in glass

    11324 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2018

  51. Lance Armstrong calls out Joe Rogan and the Golden Snitch in IG comments section

    11313 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2018

  52. Now this is music

    11307 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2018

  53. It took seven miles to pull over a Tesla with a seemingly asleep driver - The driver was arrested for drunk driving.

    11306 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2018

  54. Love this.

    11300 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2018

  55. HMB and gimme the bowling ball, this is how a lazy pro does it.

    11290 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2018

  56. Whats the one gameplay feature that impressed you the most, ever, in any game?

    11267 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2018

  57. In The Force Awakens Rey's X-wing pilot helmet is salvage from the wreckage that litters Jakku. The writing on the side translates to Ræh, a former Rebel pilot. This most likely means that Rey isn’t her birth name and she just took it from the helmet.

    11260 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2018

  58. Frenchman explains the riots in France

    11256 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2018

  59. Almost winter in Norway

    11238 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2018

  60. Fighter helps opponent relocate his shoulder.

    11232 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2018

  61. At least he tried

    11230 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2018

  62. woof_irl

    11226 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2018

  63. IamA Guy Who Setup a Low-Latency, Net-Neutral Rural Wireless ISP That launched last January. AMA

    11217 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2018

  64. One of my better comebacks.

    11199 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2018

  65. I'm a bill collector. Roast your debts away.

    11197 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2018

  66. It's not wrong to have sex with your step sister/brother

    11181 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2018

  67. Be happy

    11176 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2018

  68. Incredible Parenting.

    11167 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2018

  69. Canadian government looking at national basic income as way to help Canadians cope with job instability: “At some point, there will be a universal guaranteed minimum income in Canada for all Canadians.”

    11161 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2018

  70. NPR Names Childish Gambino's "This is America" as #1 song of 2018

    11161 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2018

  71. Is this true?

    11160 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2018

  72. I (29M) just spent another awkward holiday with my girlfriend's (28F) rich family

    11152 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2018

  73. 🔥 Beautiful Okapi also known as forest giraffe, lives in democratic Republic of Congo in central Africa 🔥

    11147 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2018

  74. Guess I'll have to dumb it down for you

    11140 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2018

  75. This car

    11134 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2018

  76. Launching a spiraling paper disc

    11125 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2018

  77. What not butter!

    11123 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2018

  78. YouTube re____

    11123 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2018

  79. Fashion priorities

    11121 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2018

  80. Graduated with a Computer Engineering Degree Today

    11109 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2018

  81. TIL John F. Kennedy’s Eternal Flame has only ever gone out twice since 1963. The first time was less than a month after it had been lit when a child accidentally extinguished it with holy water. Luckily one of the grave workers was a smoker and had a lighter on hand to relight it.

    11096 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2018

  82. How did you survive being this stupid for so long?

    11095 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2018

  83. I need context lol

    11089 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2018

  84. Anti- Vaxxers are extreme minority in America. Reddit makes it looks like common

    11072 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2018

  85. You are given 9 trillion dollars and every idiot who ever asked this question on reddit is locked up and tortured at your leisure. Do you take it?

    11067 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2018

  86. Donald Trump Signing MAGA Hats For Troops During Iraq Trip Is 'Truly Disgusting,' Says Ex-White House Ethics Chief

    11042 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2018

  87. It's Official: The President Is an Idiot and This Tweet Is The 'Smocking' Gun

    11014 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2018

  88. Headquarters of the Union of Architects in Romania

    10997 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2018

  89. What was the weirdest rumor you’ve ever heard about yourself?

    10983 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2018

  90. Do any other species besides humans bury their dead?

    10983 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2018

  91. I’m planning a charity event for people who struggle to achieve an orgasm

    10968 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2018

  92. Diabetes

    10967 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2018

  93. College bookstore power-tripping​ clerk

    10966 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2018

  94. [NSFW] So, Tumblr just decided to ban pornography. How long do you think it will be (after the ban takes effect on Dec 17) before Tumblr falls off completely?

    10960 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2018

  95. How Louisiana Stays Poor (2018) “With all Louisiana’s in natural resources and industry, why do we stay poor? [15:25]

    10951 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2018

  96. What are your goals for 1019?

    10934 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2018

  97. kiss kiss

    10926 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2018

  98. (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞

    10923 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2018

  99. Hopefully this isnt done yet.

    10911 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2018

  100. After the indulgence of Christmas......

    10911 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2018