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Reddit (Dec 2018)

  1. New to reddit, soon to be engineering student, thought this would be a great use of time. Roast me more than my parents did when they put me up for adoption, I dare you.

    6785 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2018

  2. A cold starry night on Mount Hood, OR [OC][1533x2300]

    6773 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2018

  3. DOES ANYONE UNDERSTAND THIS COMIC???

    6758 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2018

  4. I got mad at my girlfriend today and opened her MacBook Air I had wrapped under the tree and rewrapped it and addressed it to my son.

    6752 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2018

  5. George Papadopoulos’ wife forgot to switch to her burner account

    6751 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2018

  6. What's the worst well-inentend romantic gesture a SO ever did for you?

    6745 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2018

  7. Holy shit, a falling klieg light!

    6732 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2018

  8. But was it the priest or a pastor?

    6726 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2018

  9. Innocently caught the car dealership taking advantage of me, crushing 10 years of a trusted relationship

    6724 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2018

  10. BethesdaGameStudios_ official community account apologizes for lack of communication and says they'll let us know what the studio is working on, then releases unannounced stealth Nerfs across the board. Community no longer trusts a word that comes out of community manager's mouth.

    6721 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2018

  11. Chanandler bong

    6720 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2018

  12. You are a soldier on the front lines in WW1 or WW2. What is the best injury to get?

    6714 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2018

  13. Your pets really love you.

    6681 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2018

  14. 🔥 Kelp forest

    6679 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2018

  15. [Image] Dont be that person.

    6675 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2018

  16. Sleeping perspective

    6661 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2018

  17. Got a job!

    6654 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2018

  18. Yeezy caught lackin by Kim

    6645 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2018

  19. Twitch Streamer Physically Abuses SO live on stream.

    6638 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2018

  20. Michael Peña Has Slowly Become One of the Most Versatile Supporting Actors in Hollywood

    6634 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2018

  21. AITA for telling my husband he needs to box up his deceased wife’s stuff so we can move into their old bedroom?

    6633 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2018

  22. Nothing spectacular here. Just a cat tax.

    6620 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2018

  23. House adjourns, ensuring a government shutdown

    6615 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2018

  24. I wish that every time I dab Donald Trump dab at the same time

    6578 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2018

  25. "Welcome to Japan" by Wata Boku, Digital, 2018

    6577 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2018

  26. Lol, but yes, This is Truth

    6573 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2018

  27. Snowden: We are becoming too dependent on Facebook as a news source; "To have one company that has enough power to reshape the way we think, I don’t think I need to describe how dangerous that is"

    6570 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2018

  28. Coworker keeps showing up late, scribbles out my end of shift times, and then proceeds to write down that she arrived on schedule. I'm having to stay an extra 45 minutes per shift and I'm not getting paid for it. I want to consider suing either her or the company I work for.

    6563 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2018

  29. Despite having abusive parents, having a heroin addiction, being homeless and being in and out of jail more times than I care to mention, I found out that my application for college graduation this semester was approved. Basically how I'm feeling

    6523 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2018

  30. AITA for kicking a special needs child out of my restaurant?

    6516 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2018

  31. No one under the age of 13 should have a smart phone or tablet.

    6481 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2018

  32. Steve Buscemi, FDNY, 1980.

    6480 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2018

  33. LPT: Never do business with family or friends.

    6468 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2018

  34. How I Comment My Code

    6464 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2018

  35. When you dump everything into Dexterity [Blade and Sorcery]

    6437 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2018

  36. Surface tension.

    6431 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2018

  37. This morning, Trump tweeted that if his wall doesn’t get the votes and the govt shuts down, then it will be a “Democrat Shutdown”. How can you square this with the fact that just last week, Trump said he would take responsibility for a shutdown?

    6425 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2018

  38. Ups!

    6424 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2018

  39. Embarrassing your teen son 101

    6422 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2018

  40. AITA for denying my terminally ill wife the chance to be a mother?

    6416 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2018

  41. The first ever shaving commercial to feature women with body hair was released in 2018. What changes would you like to see in advertising directed at women in 2019?

    6400 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2018

  42. I’m down.

    6363 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2018

  43. Packers have fired Mike McCarthy and named Joe Philbin interim HC.

    6360 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2018

  44. Straight to the point.

    6359 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2018

  45. Soda plays marble game to decide what game to play

    6354 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2018

  46. ULPT: Learn how to read braille and create a cheat/answer sheet for a test and put it in your hoodie pocket. You can feel the answers with your fingers without looking away from your test.

    6343 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2018

  47. As an young amputee, I’m a cringe magnet.

    6335 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2018

  48. ELI5: How does shaving gel work when shaving? Wouldn't any foam-like substance help the same for shaving?

    6326 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2018

  49. It ALWAYS has to be a social issue, doesn’t it.

    6312 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2018

  50. Ask and ye shall receive. This is the POV of the player from my last post.

    6307 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2018

  51. Kahoot done right

    6290 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2018

  52. Dont worry there’s no shame in coming out

    6255 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2018

  53. Teachers don’t like Wikipedia because it’s easy and available.

    6253 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2018

  54. Emma Stone dancing behind people's back

    6248 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2018

  55. I'm not racist, my __________ is black!

    6202 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2018

  56. Every evening he vents to us about his day...(volume up)

    6184 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2018

  57. Im rich, im handsome, you cant roast me

    6183 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2018

  58. What are some grooming/hygiene/beauty tips that you had to pick up on as an adult that seem obvious to others?

    6181 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2018

  59. Is removing pubic hair a modern fad or did any historical cultures engage in the practice?

    6172 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2018

  60. Reddit, what were the best comebacks you’ve ever heard?

    6161 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2018

  61. I had no idea Fallout New Vegas was this based

    6131 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2018

  62. Refuse to clean up your cat’s litter? Let’s take this SHIT to the next level.

    6126 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2018

  63. u n d e s i r e d

    6122 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2018

  64. The Undertaker and his grandma - 1990s

    6119 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2018

  65. Megathread: Trump names Mick Mulvaney as acting WH Chief of Staff

    6098 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2018

  66. Honk if you get this

    6097 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2018

  67. Another School-Confiscated-A-Phone post, EXCEPT: LAOP is the parent and their kid’s phone is used to monitor their glucose for their Type One Diabetes, which they have a 504 for. Bonus: principal told the kid to just “eat less sugar”.

    6097 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2018

  68. Not my dog

    6078 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2018

  69. We all know one

    6071 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2018

  70. Good god no

    6065 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2018

  71. "We are releasing Kareem immediately" - Statement from KC Chiefs org.

    6064 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2018

  72. If there were a serial killer that only targeted overweight people and they dubbed them “the weight watcher” or “the fat killer” people would be more offended by the nickname than the actual murders.

    6040 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2018

  73. A little knowledge goes a long way

    6027 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2018

  74. ULPT Buy property next to a popular bar/club/restaurant, open a 'by appointment only' art gallery on it that never opens, convert most of the area to a car park for customers only, clamp and tow every car that parks there = profit.

    6024 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2018

  75. I wish for the ability to switch between normal sight, and sight that makes me see all the people that want to have sex with me.

    6008 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2018

  76. My bad!

    6006 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2018

  77. Wanna 🙋🏾‍♂️Sprite 🥤😎Cranberry🍒💦? (OC)

    5998 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2018

  78. Upvote the correct American flag while they sleep

    5994 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2018

  79. Most regrettable Christmas present ever

    5974 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2018

  80. Hah.... I don’t remember it going this way.

    5963 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2018

  81. Just bloody watch it

    5961 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2018

  82. What's the best thing about living with a partner or SO?

    5932 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2018

  83. Donald Trump just called US military spending “Crazy” and it appears that he now wants to find ways to cut military spending

    5931 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2018

  84. You can gain any ability on this subreddit by upvoting it. You gain all the abilities you've already upvoted.

    5896 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2018

  85. Netflix

    5893 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2018

  86. Insomniac was a hero, I just couldn't see it

    5889 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2018

  87. AITA for being mad at my boyfriend for getting a lap dance?

    5872 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2018

  88. Ignored and made fun of because I had a budget

    5864 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2018

  89. Campfire in Finland.

    5860 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2018

  90. 🔥 Crab riding an Albino Crocodile 🔥

    5855 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2018

  91. Hijack | Default Diaries #031

    5854 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2018

  92. Man who stabbed Irish lecturer, 66, to death outside Paris univerity claims he 'insulted Prophet Mohammed' before being murdered

    5848 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2018

  93. Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte, Who Bans All Illegal Drugs Due to His Drug War, Admits to Using Marijuana.

    5830 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2018

  94. “But you look like you work here!”

    5827 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2018

  95. People who don't rerack weights at the gym, can you remember specifically when your parents failed you as a child?

    5797 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2018

  96. CMV: Taxes are not equal to theft, they are the cost to of being a part of society.

    5782 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2018

  97. Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker running all over Gotham

    5750 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2018

  98. Were you listening, jimmy?

    5720 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2018

  99. They Shall Not Grow Old (2018)

    5686 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2018

  100. JonTron drama resurfaces again after a new video by him is posted on /r/videos.

    5676 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2018