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Reddit (Dec 2018)

  1. Kevin Hart was “upset” that there was a Rubik’s Cube portrait made of the Rock but not him. This was made to even things out.

    72858 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2018

  2. Our family has a 35+ year tradition of disguising Christmas gifts. This took over 80 hours to build.

    72855 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2018

  3. The Christmas card I made to mail out to family this year

    72829 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2018

  4. My boss knows what's up

    72827 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2018

  5. Undercover PD in my town attempt to solicit drugs off Facebook, guy meets up, sells him flowers and calls him out instead. Still gets arrested

    72823 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2018

  6. White Referee Fired After Forcing Black Wrestler to Cut Dreadlocks

    72803 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2018

  7. 24 Amazon workers sent to hospital after robot accidentally unleashes bear spray

    72712 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2018

  8. Kitty logic vs doggo logic

    72516 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2018

  9. Funny how that work

    72470 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2018

  10. Staring out the car window starter pack

    72394 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2018

  11. Ouija boards would be much scarier if they weren’t made by Hasbro and instead were the only product of an obscure, 300 year old company located in a remote village in eastern Europe

    72174 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2018

  12. I think someone has a crush on my Christmas light decoration

    72080 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2018

  13. Nuclear war is like bringing a hand grenade to a knife fight, on an elevator.

    71970 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2018

  14. New Folder [OC]

    71933 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2018

  15. The map chipped into this post

    71907 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2018

  16. My coworker is a flat earther and it's his last day

    71876 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2018

  17. Here, lemme fix it for you

    71855 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2018

  18. Twenty years from now, kids are gonna think "Baby it's cold outside" is really weird, and we're gonna have to explain that it has to be understood as a product of its time.

    71766 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2018

  19. The best last name

    71650 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2018

  20. TIL that most states require car manufacturers to sell through the dealers. Even if your order directly from the factory, the order must go through the dealer. This dealer distribution system adds around 30% to the price of the cars.

    71420 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2018

  21. US, Saudis and Russia block climate report

    71396 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2018

  22. My school's library has noise-level guides that change colour when it gets too loud

    71302 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2018

  23. A cute amazon review I revisit just for a smile. An 88 year old woman and her 92 year old husband attend a Halloween party. Btw they liked the bee costume.

    71270 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2018

  24. I fired a flashgun in my mouth and lit my face from the inside.

    71231 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2018

  25. TIL the quietest place on Earth is in a small studio in Minneapolis, Minnesota. At -13 dBA it’s so quiet you can hear the internal workings of your body.

    71221 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2018

  26. American-born citizen sues sheriff after he was nearly deported to Jamaica

    71197 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2018

  27. My eggs look like they are frowning back at me

    71154 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2018

  28. Sad day in my hometown

    71136 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2018

  29. This is the last time you can upvote this for an entire year

    71087 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2018

  30. A collection of "The Carlton" dance in video games

    71067 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2018

  31. This 3 sec video touches my heart

    71035 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2018

  32. It says more than a thousand words

    70726 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2018

  33. There are probably a bunch of parents who think their children are fussy eaters, when in reality they're just horrible cooks.

    70712 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2018

  34. Dark Side of the Loom.

    70598 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2018

  35. Congress To Make Members Pay Out Of Pocket For Sexual Harassment Settlements

    70540 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2018

  36. Peacock

    70397 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2018

  37. I just got my boy from the pound, where he has spent the last two months. This was his incredibly happy reaction to feeling a bed.

    70255 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2018

  38. Climate Change Conference Erupts Into Laughter As US Rep Promotes Coal

    70222 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2018

  39. Christmas Jessica Rabbit cosplay by msmajorsam

    70193 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2018

  40. Loki's 1st birthday is today. He's still carrying around his favorite toy!

    70186 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2018

  41. TIL that NYE revelers in Times Square are often locked into place for up to twelve hours and cannot move, so many of them wear adult diapers and the kids just go on the street.

    70168 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2018

  42. Holocaust memorial in Budapest. At this place, Jewish people were ordered to take off their shoes before they were shot into the Danube River.

    70001 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2018

  43. 3D printed these bad boys!

    69965 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2018

  44. How my mother decided to celebrate Hanukkah while her kids are away at college

    69931 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2018

  45. In 2019 let's have less of this bullshit

    69910 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2018

  46. TIL Charles Manson tried out Scientology and subsequently declared it as "too crazy"

    69882 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2018

  47. It was the only way to get 5 out of 5 stars.

    69766 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2018

  48. New Years resolution

    69696 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2018

  49. Bandit turned 25 years old on December 7th!

    69689 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2018

  50. TIL that even though he owned slaves in the past, Benjamin Franklin became more opposed to slavery later in his life. Eventually becoming the president of an abolitionist society, he even included a provision in his will that required his child to free her slave in order to gain his inheritance.

    69666 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2018

  51. Fifteen years ago, my mom lost the diamond to her wedding ring. For most of her marriage, she didn't wear a ring. Today my dad surprised her.

    69287 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2018

  52. This... game

    69271 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2018

  53. Dad recorded himself every single day for a month trying to drop a k-cup off his head into the keurig until one day...

    69066 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2018

  54. Whoop whoop

    69017 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2018

  55. Trump Foundation agrees to dissolve under court supervision

    68954 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2018

  56. Recordable greeting card: $20. A 4-year-old voicemail: $0. Seeing my mom, aunt, and uncle hear their late mom wish them a Merry Christmas⁠: PRICELESS

    68951 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2018

  57. Trump is “worst perpetrator of false information” in America, U.N. official monitoring freedom of expression says

    68881 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2018

  58. Trump becomes first president since 2002 not to visit troops at Christmastime

    68865 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2018

  59. Be willing to grow and learn by acknowledging your past

    68860 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2018

  60. The 6 levels of GIF quality

    68858 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2018

  61. Made our own Christmas tree where we are deployed

    68753 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2018

  62. Millennials.

    68713 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2018

  63. Obsidian is certainly not pulling punches with this one

    68659 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2018

  64. Corgi is terrified of going to the vet, so he brings his companion along for comfort

    68596 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2018

  65. I took a photograph at the exact same time this photographer took hers - and caught her flash lightning the scene.

    68566 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2018

  66. 43 weeks of chemo/6 weeks radiation and 1 cancer free 7 year old!!!

    68533 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2018

  67. Federal Prosecutors ‘Concluded that President of the United States Committed a Felony’

    68352 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2018

  68. Introverts can feel out of place within our Western culture that values extraversion. A new study found that introverts become unhappy with themselves if they compare themselves to an extraverted cultural ideal, but if they accept their authentic, quiet selves, they can flourish and be fulfilled.

    68213 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2018

  69. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez working as a bartender at a Mexican restaurant months before defeating Crowley and being elected to US congress.

    68145 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2018

  70. LPT: Try not to be mean or toxic in online games today and tommorow as there are a lot of people who have no family and want to distract themselves from this time of year. Instead be kind and thoughtful. This goes for all year round.

    68107 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2018

  71. Abraham Lincoln removed from Mt. Rushmore after racist tweets resurface. (2018)

    68087 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2018

  72. Another whole new level of CONFIDENCE

    68058 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2018

  73. There’s two types of girls at every party

    68052 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2018

  74. Thank the lord

    67978 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2018

  75. screw led lights

    67977 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2018

  76. This date looks like it's going well

    67957 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2018

  77. Brick laying efficiency.

    67872 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2018

  78. Chimp can understand that people think like he does

    67853 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2018

  79. I’m finally a dad. Look at those cheeks!

    67753 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2018

  80. Dad gets adoption papers from someone he raised since he was 3 as Christmas present.

    67720 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2018

  81. Mother stabs rapist to death after catching him attacking her daughter

    67696 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2018

  82. My wife found out that 60% seniors in nursing homes have no visitors and get nothing for Christmas. So she held a small fundraiser and put together 61 gift bags for a local nursing home. Each bag contains chapstick, lotion, tissues, a word search book a pen, and a blanket.

    67665 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2018

  83. I remember when every game came with a little instruction booklet and also had bits of lore.

    67594 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2018

  84. Oscar was born in it

    67456 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2018

  85. TIL that in 2016 one ultra rich individual moved from New Jersey to Florida and put the entire state budget of New Jersey at risk due to no longer paying state taxes

    67438 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2018

  86. A Redditor in r/picrequests asked if someone could Photoshop their cell phone pic into a frameable family portrait. I'm just proud of my work.

    67414 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2018

  87. TIL A theme park in France employ ravens to clear the park off cigarette butts in return for a reward (bird food).

    67381 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2018

  88. Amazing physics in RDR2

    67346 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2018

  89. TIL Several computer algorithms have named Bobby Fischer the best chess player in history. Years after his retirement Bobby played a grandmaster at the height of his career. He said Bobby appeared bored and effortlessly beat him 17 times in a row. "He was too good. There was no use in playing him"

    67261 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2018

  90. Yennefer cosplay

    67196 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2018

  91. Deception level 99

    67187 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2018

  92. To make fun of British people

    66935 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2018

  93. TIL Ray Lewis grew up using a deck of cards to do push ups and sit ups. If he drew a 7 he would do 7. An ace was 25 and a Joker 30. He would go through the whole deck. In the nfl, he would do it 3 times for each exercise. Also the reason he wore 52 was because of the number of cards in the deck

    66804 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2018

  94. Mars, if it still had a magnetic field, atmosphere and water

    66787 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2018

  95. That time I modelled for a clip art company at 16 and ended up on dildo batteries

    66752 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2018

  96. Last New Year's, I stopped drinking & started reading. These are all the books I've read this year.

    66730 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2018

  97. There's a rubber duck store near my house.

    66425 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2018

  98. We got a new puppy yesterday. I asked my 4 year old to put him to bed. This is what I came back to

    66404 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2018

  99. How we brought the newborns out to their moms on Christmas Day when I was a Labor & Delivery nurse in 1980!

    66372 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2018

  100. My cat was so facinated watching birds on TV, he didn't even notice I put a Santa hat on him.

    66297 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2018