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  1. Deer bows for a cookie!

    76531 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2019

  2. New dating app idea??

    76458 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2019

  3. Neil deGrasse Tyson Cleared by Misconduct Investigation, Will Keep Museum Job

    76426 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2019

  4. Supervisors with ‘bottom-line mentality’ driven by profits to the exclusion of caring about other outcomes, like employee well-being, environment or ethics, could be hurting their bottom lines by losing the respect of their employees, who counter by withholding performance, according to a new study.

    76394 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2019

  5. TIL the bishop of Orlando is also bishop of the moon, due to a canon law that says "any newly discovered territory would fall under the bishopric from whence the discovering expedition departed." His is therefore the largest Catholic diocese, at over 14,000,000 square miles.

    76283 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2019

  6. Save the doggos!

    76184 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019

  7. Parry this you casul

    76097 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2019

  8. Reddit version for obvious reasons

    76067 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2019

  9. After almost 9 years in this country and thanks to all the hardwork and sacrifices made my parents, I am proud to call myself an American citizen today!

    76049 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2019

  10. My best friend Marley crossed the rainbow bridge on the 5th and yesterday I called Chewy.com to cancel all of his food and medication auto ships. Today I found these flowers outside my door. Such a simple gesture from a large company that meant so much.

    75917 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019

  11. Poor PSVita

    75897 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019

  12. 🔥 Goose drowns a Gull that repeatedly invaded her nest

    75890 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2019

  13. There's no age limit on fun! Enjoy life while you can!

    75851 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2019

  14. A year ago my little sister left this world. This weekend her heart recipient met my mom and shared her heart beat.

    75757 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019

  15. There’s a solution

    75676 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2019

  16. My daughter’s one year old picture didn’t go quite as planned...

    75516 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019

  17. For people who like to listen to full albums, what are your favorite albums to binge?

    75212 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2019

  18. Thou shalt not murder

    75126 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2019

  19. TIL Serial killer Ed Kemper befriended the very police officers investigating his murders, and would socialize with them at a bar called the “Jury Room”. They called him “Big Ed” and never suspected him. When he initially confessed, they thought he was pulling a prank.

    74958 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019

  20. This definitely belongs here

    74730 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2019

  21. Scary but true

    74727 upvotes • comment • jul 24, 2019

  22. Red Bull just made the fastest pit stop in F1 history, 1.90 seconds

    74677 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2019

  23. It’s funny cuz it’s true

    74557 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019

  24. Obama surprises interns in Chicago

    74470 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2019

  25. Mount Toblerone, Zermatt Switzerland.

    74454 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2019

  26. I quote myself, “wholesomeness on a higher level”

    74448 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2019

  27. If gasoline cars ever become obsolete, the reason behind calling the right pedal “the gas” might eventually become a fun fact

    74432 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2019

  28. TIL that Charles Dickens’ novels were hugely popular even among the illiterate poor. They would pool their money to hire a reader, and then gather together to listen to the stories.

    74417 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2019

  29. The amount of growing my snail has gotten done in under a year. From a 4cm shell to a 17cm shell.

    74412 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2019

  30. Climate protest in Cologne. They're standing on ice blocks

    74401 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019

  31. This is Jasper. He is my neighbor’s dog. I can’t leave the house much due to health issues, so anytime he sees me he RUNS back inside his house to bring me back out one of his favorite toys. Today was his duck. His record is 3 toys and a stick, all at once. What a champ. Be like Jasper.

    74217 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2019

  32. Bees under attack from hornets recover a fallen soldier

    74202 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019

  33. 4th of July Fireworks in NYC as seen from a moving Subway

    74195 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019

  34. Researchers first to uncover how the cannabis plant creates important pain-relieving molecules that are 30 times more powerful at reducing inflammation than Aspirin. The discovery unlocks the potential to create a naturally derived pain treatment for relief of acute and chronic pain beyond opioids.

    74180 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2019

  35. Infinity War and Incredibles side by side.

    74171 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2019

  36. This is Della. She knows she is not allowed to have the squeekers out of toys, so she shamefully brings them to us when she gets one out, so we can take it and throw it away. She is a very good pup!!

    73965 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2019

  37. We've reached an oddly secure place as a species when we're rooting for the number of tigers and lions in nature to increase.

    73913 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2019

  38. The USA won the match but lost the war

    73779 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2019

  39. My god damn coworker keeps adjusting the thermostat. I bought a laser thermometer to make sure I wasn’t crazy. She’s making everyone in our office sweat their asses off! It’s 74 degrees outside!

    73766 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2019

  40. Dedicating a book

    73747 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2019

  41. Very nice

    73686 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2019

  42. A woman from Florida claimed her current fiancée was abusing her. Here is the recording, which shows that she beats herself and hysterically screams

    73574 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2019

  43. Oh darn, just missed it

    73510 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2019

  44. Sounds like the episode from the office where he promises tuition for the class.

    73502 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019

  45. Jason Statham removes a bottle cap

    73473 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2019

  46. Painting Restoration done right

    73444 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2019

  47. TIL that Nike had conditions before giving rookie Michael Jordan a record contract: Either be rookie of the year, or average 20 ppg, or be an all star, or sell $4 mill worth shoes in a year. Jordan was rookie of the year, scored 28.2 ppg, named all star, and Nike sold $100 mill of shoes in 1984-85.

    73207 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2019

  48. Bill's not the most generous.

    72972 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2019

  49. My mom crocheted my dog a cigar...

    72513 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019

  50. I made the worlds longest meme! (20 memes)

    72418 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2019

  51. Toke smoke

    72293 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2019

  52. the strongest guy

    72266 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2019

  53. There’s a stranger out there who probably has a memory that involves you in it that they think about from time to time.

    72226 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2019

  54. My mechanic telling it how it is. Support artists and labor folk!

    72182 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2019

  55. America's Ass on this 4th of July [OC]

    72112 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019

  56. Hockey player thinks his penalty is "bullshit", until he watches the replay.

    72099 upvotes • comment • jul 22, 2019

  57. Bring Back Hand-Drawn Disney Animation

    72039 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2019

  58. Your first defense

    72021 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2019

  59. Look at her expression! She is truly treasuring this moment

    72000 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2019

  60. The witcher

    71997 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2019

  61. Far-right extremism to be included in official terror warnings alongside Islamist threats for first time

    71930 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2019

  62. Nintendo was still putting out adult ads in 2006.

    71823 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019

  63. For my newest unnecessary invention I am equally disgusted yet in love. I made the first ever pair of Crocs Gloves.

    71804 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2019

  64. I dropped my headphones in the sand and all the iron collected on the magnets

    71774 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2019

  65. Disney bought Marvel for $4 billion in 2009, a decade later it's made more than $18 billion at the global box office

    71722 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2019

  66. Artist, Tom Björklund draws neanderthals as people, not as biological specimens.

    71539 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2019

  67. That's so cute.

    71526 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2019

  68. Convicted pedophile YouTuber Austin Jones is now in prison serving a 10 year sentence as of 29/6/2019.

    71525 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2019

  69. I found a kitten on my construction site today, 0 work got done after that.

    71517 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2019

  70. WCGW if I annoy people on a busy underground train?

    71510 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2019

  71. Rodney mows my nana's yard once a month or so. His organization, Raising Men Lawn Care, mow yards for the single moms, veterans, and anyone else that can no longer do it themselves.

    71484 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2019

  72. The nicer the house, the harder to find the kitchen trash can.

    71473 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2019

  73. LPT: if you need somewhere to work/relax with friendly staff, nice AC, plenty of seating, free WiFi, and available all across the US, you’re in luck! There are more public libraries in the US than there are Starbucks or McDonalds! And you’re under no obligation to buy anything to sit there

    71460 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2019

  74. off to Gulag you go!

    71447 upvotes • comment • jul 22, 2019

  75. How about something other than celebrities and parents? LA, ca. 1980

    71398 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2019

  76. Trying to stop the person from filming their ride's photo

    71341 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2019

  77. Security camera footage of me freaking out

    71211 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2019

  78. TIL that in 2005 graffiti artist David Choe was offered $60K to paint multiple murals at Facebook headquarters. He chose to take his compensation in stock which was eventually worth more than $200 million

    71170 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2019

  79. Wearable Wings With Jets Engines

    71122 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019

  80. US Coast Guard boards drug smuggling submarine

    71026 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2019

  81. TIL Switzerland is the only country in the world which could fit 114% of its population into bunkers in case of an emergency

    70976 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2019

  82. Construction workers put High-Visual jacket on black cat so it doesn't get hurt

    70928 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2019

  83. Why are families that hunt always so intense? 😭

    70848 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2019

  84. Lady deflating beachballs at a children’s concert

    70729 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2019

  85. TIL That a German shepherd named Talero stayed next to the body of his owner for 23 days, after he had died in a snow storm. He prevented animals from attacking the body, and tried to keep his owner warm by sleeping by his side.

    70595 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2019

  86. And the system is working as planned

    70550 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2019

  87. Times Square with ad block enabled.

    70541 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2019

  88. My dad wasn’t exactly a feminist but he always told me “why are you gonna pay someone to do it when you can just do it yourself!?!?! Alls you need to do is...” So I present to you all the shower I just tiled.

    70308 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2019

  89. TIL George Lucas approved of Mel Brooks’ Star Wars parody Spaceballs and signed off on a fair use agreement. The only condition was that no Spaceballs merchandise would be made to compete with Star Wars merchandise. This is why there’s never been any Spaceballs figures, cereal, or flamethrower.

    70249 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019

  90. Seeing a wonderful community of amputees as of late - this is mine! Lost to cancer two years ago and still fighting multiple relapses. But very proud of how far I've come!

    70192 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2019

  91. What did a fictional character say that stuck with you?

    70046 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2019

  92. Octopus goes into stealth mode.

    69933 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2019

  93. The kid on the right successfully trolled the State Education Department on the cover of a publication that has now been sent out to a million families

    69808 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2019

  94. People shooting off guns for the fourth in the city. Bullets are still affected by gravity...

    69801 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019

  95. Pup does a prank

    69762 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2019

  96. ‘Avengers: Endgame’ Finally Conquers King of The World James Cameron’s ‘Avatar’ To Becoming The Highest Grossing Film Of All-Time

    69728 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2019

  97. Faithful little desk buddy

    69652 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2019

  98. When everyone wants to storm Area 51, but they forgot that someone already did that in 1992.

    69414 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2019

  99. TIL when France was occupied by the Germans in 1940, Citroen was forced to produce vehicles for the Nazis. They chose to move the fill line on their oil dipsticks lower, causing the trucks to seize under stress from low oil.

    69401 upvotes • comment • jul 24, 2019

  100. TIL when the "Red Baron" was shot down and killed in combat, his enemies buried him with full military honors and a wreath that said: "To Our Gallant and Worthy Foe"

    69397 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2019