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Reddit (Jul 2019)
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Trump falsely tells auditorium full of teens the Constitution gives him ‘the right to do whatever I want’
12496 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2019
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Men with an anime girl as your profile picture, why?
12496 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2019
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Good job lurkers
12491 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019
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Ever laughed at your own joke?
12483 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2019
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AITA For Never Telling My Son About The Existance Of His Twin Brother
12476 upvotes • comment • jul 22, 2019
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Just park it right here, skipper.
12474 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2019
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He almost figures it out
12469 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2019
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Ricky Gervais is full of rare insults
12468 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019
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Why are people like this??
12467 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2019
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Freddie Mercury crash lands on Earth circa 1978
12456 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2019
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Father catches pedophile trying to have sex with underage daughter.
12442 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019
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To tag your Dad in a different context
12439 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019
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[Update] I [25M] got ghosted by my girlfriend [23F] of 2 years.
12431 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019
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I take your bald tire on a minivan on snow, and raise you a tire with a cool design on it
12426 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2019
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Boobies
12426 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2019
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Cursed_WhoSays
12412 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2019
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Crystal Geyser accidentally emailed the Chronicle its strategy to put a bottling plant in Randle, WA including an astroturf PR campaign and suing opposed neighbors "get them to the table." The company is now threatening to sue the paper for publishing.
12409 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2019
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How the Brits actually feel about tea. [NSFW](language)
12407 upvotes • comment • jul 22, 2019
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Decisions, decisions
12406 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2019
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You just don't know until it happens to you
12397 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019
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The ultimate Banana Guide
12376 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019
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Why is everyone on reddit so rude?
12365 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2019
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This is why women are leaving STEM jobs
12360 upvotes • comment • jul 24, 2019
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Welcome to Best Buy
12357 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2019
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When you finish cooking and leave your dishes in the sink to "soak"
12354 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2019
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You wouldn't believe who I just ran into..
12351 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2019
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What astronauts see as they re-enter the atomosphere
12314 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2019
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TIL star rappers Post Malone and Childish Gambino got their famous stage names by inputting their real name into the "Wu-Tang Name Generator" and using the first nickname to pop up.
12312 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2019
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Good thing he brought his IcyHot.
12306 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2019
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Insult to self injury
12305 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2019
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It was over a month since we talked and I had previously already turned her down😬
12305 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2019
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Zoomie around the beach
12300 upvotes • comment • jul 24, 2019
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The shadows cast from this cargo ship look like skyscrapers
12292 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019
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Correction to a post on r/memes
12271 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2019
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The whole family may go to prison, even Baron & Tiffany.
12252 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2019
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AITA for cutting my sister and future nephew out of my life over a "joke" her husband made?
12246 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2019
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This kind of graffiti...
12245 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2019
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Let's do this with Fallen Kingdom now B)
12244 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2019
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Geography
12236 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2019
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Good thing I respawned Rocky Balboa for the endgame KO
12234 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2019
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[Charania] Kevin Durant says he will now wear No. 7 as he begins his Brooklyn Nets career, switching from No. 35.
12229 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2019
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Vettel and Verstappen crash at club!
12226 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2019
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Messi: “I didn't went to receive the medal because i didn’t wanted to be part of this corruption” and “this cup is set up for Brazil”
12203 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2019
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Just became homeless and have $130 and a bike, what do i do?
12201 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2019
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TIL that Anonymous sent thousands of all-black faxes to the Church of Scientology to deplete all their ink cartridges.
12201 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2019
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PsBattle: this small dik dik
12200 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2019
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[Jaws theme intensifies]
12192 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2019
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The Tub Dub is coming early
12188 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019
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To be patriotic
12185 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019
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A Dallas-born citizen picked up by the Border Patrol has been detained for three weeks
12185 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2019
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I’m Brett Gelman aka Murray from Stranger Things. AMA.
12179 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2019
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Ha, no backsies!
12171 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019
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ISIS fanatics who beheaded Scandinavian hikers to die by firing squad in Morocco
12171 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2019
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My coworker admitted to making false reports against my ex-boyfriend to get him disqualified from becoming a police officer.
12153 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2019
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AITA for telling the cashier to fuck off and subsequently demanding her to get her manager because she had a condescending attitude towards me buying condoms?
12150 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2019
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WHERE'S THE SAUCE
12149 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2019
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Walk away. No one saw it.
12148 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2019
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Dumb idea: update the Udyr animations in all skins except Definitely not Udyr making it a walking meme for the years to come
12147 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2019
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Fiancé has Dropbox folder of all nudes and of sexually explicit acts from all of his past exes and hookups—including coworkers who doesn’t know he has them and women he’s said he’s never been with.
12134 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2019
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PsBattle: This expressive wasp
12129 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2019
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HMC whilst trying to eat the world's hottest chilli pepper (Carolina Reaper)
12110 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019
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Levitating mattress
12098 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2019
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My grandmother on her wedding day to my PawPaw around 1951 or so.
12095 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2019
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Isn't it annoyingly commendable that Kawhi Leonard is following free agency rules?
12093 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2019
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Served
12087 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2019
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A young American prisoner asking a fellow inmate for a dance held at a U.S. internment camp, circa 1942
12087 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2019
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The Clippers should move back to San Diego as a last second, all-in push to sign Kawhi
12079 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019
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Ogling the man with the evil eyes [OoT]
12076 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019
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5th wheel used to aid in parallel parking on car in 1933
12075 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2019
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It's like nothing ever happened.
12070 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2019
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When you're late for class, teachers say, "You weren't here when the bell rang, so you are late, l don't make the rules". But when the dismissal bell rings, they say "The bell doesn't dismiss you, l do."
12063 upvotes • comment • jul 22, 2019
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The effect of Tinder on roommate relations
12057 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019
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Some POS tossed this poor girl out of their car and drove off. It was reported that she chased after the car as it drove away. She is scheduled to be put down soon if no one adopts her :(
12042 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2019
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Crabbo, Fitness Lord
12040 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019
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What is the best thing about sleeping in bed with another person?
12030 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019
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AITA for blasting my horn at a person using their phone whilst driving?
12028 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2019
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Well that's true.
12024 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2019
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LOL HBO trying to push the toxic fan culture narrative on us so we'll feel bad for D&D and them.
12018 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2019
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Lauterbrunnen, Switzerland
12015 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2019
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Bernie Sanders says Social Security is the most successful government program. He's right
12012 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019
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Create exact genetic copies of your best fruit trees with this grafting tool
12006 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2019
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The key to my AirBnB is 4-sided
12001 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2019
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Need one of those
11997 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2019
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A female Dwight Schrute
11995 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019
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TIL Hawaii allows people to throw their beloved's ashes into their volcanos, as long as you pay a $25 permit and do it discreetly.
11974 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2019
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Liam Neeson has now officially killed as many people in all his other films as he saved in Schindler's List thus achieving true balance in the force.
11971 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019
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In an attempt to not be racist We have created a generation more focused on race and ethnicity than the previous generation.
11970 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2019
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Pretty nook for the plants
11960 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2019
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[Image] New Work Shirt Vs Old - after 7 months
11957 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2019
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What a legend!
11956 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2019
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I was in a staples, and I was bored. I discovered that a long aisle of monitors were all connected to a single PC. I located the mouse and keyboard, and then achieved the greatest thing in my life, I have no regrets.
11947 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2019
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[Update] I (19F) snooped on my brother (23M) and found something horrifying
11939 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2019
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Gemas, Alfredo Vieira, Oils, 2010
11935 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2019
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Elon Musk, Bill Gates and Warren Buffett agree: Now is the best time to be alive - “I think a lot of times people are quite sort of negative about the present and about the future, but really if you are a student of history, when else would you really want to be alive?”
11934 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2019
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Mike Pence, who openly values Christian Scripture over the Constitution -- doesn't give one single fuck about Exodus 22:21, which says "Do not mistreat or oppress a foreigner" -- instead, he tours his detention centers where caged people go for 10-20 days without a shower, and can't even lay down.
11925 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019
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What about second recess?
11916 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2019
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everyones reaction when they see something posted from this sub
11903 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2019
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Never seen a U-turn only light before
11893 upvotes • comment • jul 22, 2019
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Overused plot device - one person not telling some very important information to other person and going out to do it by himself and of course, something bad happens and boom - we have plot for another two episodes of X tv show. Make it stop.
11878 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2019
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Using facts to promote cancer prevention on social media is more effective than anecdotes, suggests a new study, which found that clear information from trusted organizations has greater reach on social media than personal anecdotes of patients, so social media may be effective for preventive care.
11873 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2019