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  1. Mid 40's, bald, hairy, 2 kids, dad bod, desk job. Bring it on.

    11869 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2019

  2. Does anyone else feel like TV shows are too dark nowadays? Like in terms of lighting?

    11856 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2019

  3. From “Thanks, I Hate It”

    11852 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2019

  4. Hope this works! ^_^

    11846 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2019

  5. Geez, I wonder why the most educated people in society aren’t conservatives

    11842 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2019

  6. My husband got a vasectomy this morning, so I got him a cake for taking one for the team

    11838 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2019

  7. Like a fiddle

    11837 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019

  8. Because the heat

    11829 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2019

  9. Cody Johnson from Some More News does an excellent job in this video breaking down how conservative commentator Ben Shapiro paints himself as a rational thinker who believes in science and logic, while clearly working backwards to his prior religious conclusions

    11812 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2019

  10. CUT MY HAIR BRO!!!

    11802 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2019

  11. She signed a modeling contract and needs to be prepared

    11801 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2019

  12. Modern problems require modern solutions

    11795 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2019

  13. Met the inventor of SUCK IT at a golf tournament and he was repping a DM polo

    11794 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2019

  14. Why even bother having kids???

    11791 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2019

  15. Detroit: Become Human (with Heavy Rain and Beyond: Two Souls) is replacing Pro Evolution Soccer as this month's free PS+ game

    11786 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2019

  16. [NO SPOILERS] Daenerys Targaryen, in true 4k.

    11779 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2019

  17. Stock Tank

    11777 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2019

  18. Does this count?

    11777 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019

  19. Moved from coast to coast to start a new job, and had to share my setup.

    11772 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2019

  20. Chelsea FC on Instagram: “HE’S HOME! @FrankLampard is the new Chelsea head coach! ✍️ #WelcomeHomeFrank #CFC #Chelsea”

    11764 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019

  21. hmmm

    11757 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2019

  22. Stonetoss is a nazi. But Chris Pratt certainly isn't.

    11748 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2019

  23. Just turned 19, do your worst

    11742 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2019

  24. The logos for every single Thor movie get crazier and crazier each film, and I absolutely love it.

    11739 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2019

  25. Proud gaming dad moment🏆 me(lifeline) and my 8 son(pathfinder) got our first ever win on apex legends, albeit the 3rd member carried us the full game but we both got 4 kills each and he's now went to bed singing we are the champions. These are gaming moments that'll live with me forever.

    11734 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2019

  26. Beautiful loft in the winter

    11729 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019

  27. The cartoon Scooby-doo is playing on the tv in The Curse of La Llorona when linda Cardellini walks in. Cardellini played velma in the live action scooby-doo

    11721 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2019

  28. Barcelona are €888 million in debt

    11720 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019

  29. You can eat the dip cup

    11719 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2019

  30. My boyfriend and I found a curly fry that looks like a treble clef

    11710 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019

  31. Gotta be a boy my dudes

    11708 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019

  32. While in a lasik eye surgery office I glanced up and saw this

    11707 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2019

  33. OMG that Extreme self control

    11698 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2019

  34. Let’s take a second to appreciate the OG hydrohomie

    11697 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2019

  35. [MEME] Half of this subreddit

    11681 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019

  36. How seamlessly he flips and sticks the landing

    11666 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019

  37. Support Black Businesses

    11665 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2019

  38. What’s one thing you’ve learned about women that has saved you a lot of stress ?

    11643 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2019

  39. HMF while I ninja dodge a hipster retaliatory attack.

    11642 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2019

  40. My Mother-in-law keep complaining that her kindle wouldn’t charge...

    11635 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2019

  41. Yo mama so fat she _______

    11625 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2019

  42. Symbolism in Star Wars

    11614 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2019

  43. This guy left this note outside for his package

    11604 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2019

  44. Ya'll too pessimistic. Glass's not always half empty

    11599 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2019

  45. Active shooter at Gilroy Garlic Festival in California

    11593 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2019

  46. IE will never die baby

    11587 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2019

  47. Greatest Raptor of all time. Upvote so this shows up before Kawhi Leonard when you search up “greatest raptor of all time”

    11582 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2019

  48. Smash Burgers for the Fourth of July!

    11580 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019

  49. Cousin needs a life-saving hysterectomy but insurance doctor won't approve because "She's not done having babies."

    11568 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2019

  50. Wikipedia co-founder slams Mark Zuckerberg, Twitter and the ‘appalling’ internet

    11563 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019

  51. XQC BANNED FOR 3 DAYS

    11556 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2019

  52. Almost had her

    11545 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2019

  53. Kissing family members on the lips (even just a peck) is nasty and weird

    11538 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2019

  54. She’s far more impressive than Trump’s Buttplug. AKA Piers Morgan

    11537 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2019

  55. Jeffrey Epstein's personal pilot deletes Instagram after Kellyanne Conway pic surfaces

    11533 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2019

  56. Black Kites follow wildfires in order to capture fleeing prey. The myths that claim they spread the fire are false.

    11526 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019

  57. Real Madrid: Bale played golf while his Real Madrid teammates lost to Tottenham

    11526 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2019

  58. I Get Paid To Do Nothing

    11524 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2019

  59. Vikings are never woke

    11523 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2019

  60. Jos Verstappen at Hockenheim 1994

    11522 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2019

  61. Sheriff's Vehicle Hit By A Drunk Driver On The Wrong Side Of The Road

    11519 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2019

  62. New ice cream challenge

    11510 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019

  63. Thanks Skyrim very cool

    11509 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2019

  64. Just a heads up for the raiders

    11499 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2019

  65. Hero Video!

    11482 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2019

  66. That colour effect

    11473 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2019

  67. At first I thought my wife's friend was also looking at the camera.

    11455 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2019

  68. No a fucking octopus

    11447 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2019

  69. Every single video

    11417 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2019

  70. Man is unaware the 5 gallons of gasoline he poured has created an explosive bomb

    11389 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2019

  71. fvck

    11385 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019

  72. Jagex: You want my honest feedback, here it is

    11378 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2019

  73. Could I “Pavlov” my gf into getting wet from just forehead kisses?

    11376 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2019

  74. Very Fast

    11371 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2019

  75. Ahoy there

    11369 upvotes • comment • jul 24, 2019

  76. Rip

    11369 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2019

  77. Always makes me laugh

    11368 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019

  78. Was I raped?

    11365 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2019

  79. this is my life meow

    11363 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2019

  80. I think we need to take this time to pay respects to a forgotten, underused but perfectly nice character from season 1

    11363 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2019

  81. PSG Statement — Neymar absent from training without consent

    11359 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019

  82. This is what you get when you create a slingshot that shoots arrows

    11355 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2019

  83. $1.00 is too much.

    11353 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2019

  84. What a Lovely Day: ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ Sequel Will Happen, According to Director George Miller

    11350 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2019

  85. Norma Jean Banana, Me, Banana, 2019

    11348 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2019

  86. Black hospital patient claims police arrested him for allegedly trying to steal IV that was in his arm

    11341 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2019

  87. Thinking about abandoning pregnant GF...

    11327 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2019

  88. Fixed that for you

    11326 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2019

  89. I looked away for one second and the mofo stole my chips ! Look at his face when he realizes I’m watching him !

    11325 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2019

  90. Not a big fan of plays but I’d be willing to check this out

    11312 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2019

  91. Genetics: First ever picture I have seen of my paternal grandmother around my age (mid twenties)

    11308 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019

  92. Critics Name Inglourious Basterds Quentin Tarantino’s Best Film

    11307 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2019

  93. AOC decries ‘violent culture’ exposed in secret Border Patrol Facebook group

    11301 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2019

  94. Spoiled Kid Gets Mad When Tow-Truck Scratches His WRECKED Car.

    11298 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2019

  95. Oregon, USA [1080x1350][OC]

    11292 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2019

  96. Spending this 4th of July with my religious family has been a nightmare. I was doing fine at keeping my mouth shut until my uncle decided he wanted to play the gotcha game.

    11291 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019

  97. What in oblivion is that

    11286 upvotes • comment • jul 22, 2019

  98. TIL about Xennials, a micro-generation described as having had "an analog childhood and a digital adulthood"

    11285 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019

  99. Murdered by words

    11276 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2019

  100. I’m glad he appreciated it

    11274 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019