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Reddit (Jul 2019)

  1. Little girl and her favorite trash man

    63820 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2019

  2. This good boy is still stealing hearts a year later

    63733 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019

  3. Replacement phone I got exploded in my face the other day. Luckily my work got it on video.

    63689 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2019

  4. Amazon delivery driver tosses my brother's expensive package, reverses into his basketball hoop and shatters it, runs over his grass, and then leaves.

    63550 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2019

  5. Recently single, downloaded to see what the dating world is like. First message.

    63477 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2019

  6. *Cries in failure*

    63455 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2019

  7. I made a free alternative to Photoshop, that is used by 3 millions of people. Ask me Anything!

    63291 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2019

  8. this is what 80 lbs of love looks like

    63239 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2019

  9. TIl The reason Roger Moore stopped being James Bond was because of how much older he was than his female co-stars. He was in his 50s, and they were in their 20s. In his own words: “Well, the leading ladies were young enough to be my grand-daughter and it becomes disgusting.”

    63171 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2019

  10. That last cherry tomato in your salad

    63120 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019

  11. We have been catching fish using the same trick for centuries and they never learned their lesson.

    63100 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2019

  12. Bee kind.

    63072 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2019

  13. ‘Best Selling Author’ vs Research Director

    63068 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2019

  14. Hardware store with the best customer service

    63052 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2019

  15. Tourists urged not to ride elephants in Thailand as disturbing photos reveal how elephants are tortured for entertainment.

    63037 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2019

  16. TIL an undercover investigation found that Apple charges $1200 for a computer repair that a local repair store was able to fix in 1 minute and charged $0 for.

    62996 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2019

  17. we’re wizards ✨

    62963 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019

  18. A really wholesome moment spotted

    62961 upvotes • comment • jul 22, 2019

  19. Before and after limb Lengthening.

    62945 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2019

  20. Bye, bye you piece of *great person*

    62842 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2019

  21. He’s supposed to be exercising but ok.

    62795 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019

  22. This Handmade Drone.

    62779 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2019

  23. What Happens When a Lithium Polymer Battery is Pierced and Exposed to Oxygen

    62764 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2019

  24. The fact that humanity cannot agree on a universal plug and wall socket is enough evidence to show that we will always be at odds with each other

    62694 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2019

  25. R. Kelly Arrested on Federal Sex Trafficking Charges

    62617 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2019

  26. The sweetest grandpa ever

    62570 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2019

  27. I hope this hasn’t been posted

    62490 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2019

  28. Free refills on burns

    62374 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2019

  29. Payment for work? That’s socialism!

    62274 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2019

  30. Russian citizen in Moscow protesting against their corrupt government.

    62243 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2019

  31. Sexual images are just as arousing for women as they are for men, suggests new brain scan research (n=1,850), which found that women’s brains react to pornography just as much as men’s, challenging the widespread belief that men get more turned on by visual stimuli.

    62165 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2019

  32. spiderman

    62164 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2019

  33. TIL: The red flag, when used by pirates, came to mean "no quarter given", meaning that no mercy would be shown, and no life would be spared, while a black flag usually meant that those who surrendered without a fight would be allowed to live.

    62087 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2019

  34. June was the hottest month ever recorded on Earth

    62070 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2019

  35. Mom leaves baby in car for 20 + min , while she's in the liquor store. Gets arrested the moment she comes out.

    62013 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019

  36. This is u/escapefromreality42 my friend that I met off Reddit. We found out we lived 10 minutes apart and hung out for the first time the other day.

    62009 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2019

  37. White supremacist engulfed in flames after pouring petrol on synagogue

    62005 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019

  38. US Customs just seized a ship owned by JPMorgan after authorities found $1 billion worth of drugs on it

    61986 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2019

  39. Back in my day we just destroyed the environment for the hell of it!

    61974 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2019

  40. Don't go to the VR bar with this guy...

    61897 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019

  41. LPT: for those of you going to college for the first time this month: GO TO CLASS! No matter how hungover, tired, or busy you may be, being present is the most important factor in succeeding in your first year as you adjust to living independently. Missing class is a slippery slope to failing out.

    61881 upvotes • comment • jul 24, 2019

  42. F. For my boy

    61842 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2019

  43. LPT - If you need to wait until your boss is in a good mood to ask for something as simple as time off, you're in a toxic work environment and you need to take steps to exit sooner than later.

    61798 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019

  44. In Malaysia we have green toast infused with a fragrant leaf called pandan

    61794 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019

  45. The landlord gotta make ends meet somehow

    61766 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2019

  46. Heard you like Cosplay girls.

    61680 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2019

  47. TIL A boy whose whole body looked like an open wound because of a genetic condition which led his skin to be paperthin, had a skin sample taken, its DNA repaired, & the modified skin cells grown to make skin grafts totalling 0.85 sq m. He now leads a normal life.

    61671 upvotes • comment • jul 22, 2019

  48. A trillion new trees could be the best solution to climate change, study says

    61502 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2019

  49. Mental health is important

    61481 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2019

  50. What did you say to me?

    61442 upvotes • comment • jul 22, 2019

  51. This is how little a lot of rich people care about the environment.

    61412 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2019

  52. People told me to flex with my karma so i did (BILLIE EILISH UPDATE)

    61204 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2019

  53. Oh boy the catholic church just got murdered

    61126 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2019

  54. Posing in front of my finished mural

    61080 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2019

  55. Avenger’s Endgame Officially Passes Avatar To Become The Highest Grossing Movie Of All Time

    61062 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2019

  56. In 1996 at Brookfield Zoo, Illinois, a 3 year old boy fell into the gorilla enclosure suffering multiple injuries from the 20ft fall. Binti Jua the gorilla pictured, carefully cradled him in her arms and carried him to the service entrance so that the boy could be saved

    61050 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2019

  57. Treat yourself, Mandy

    61017 upvotes • comment • jul 22, 2019

  58. Horse pedicure

    61016 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2019

  59. Border Patrol Detained a 9-Year-Old American Girl on Her Way to School for 32 Hours — It didn't matter that she had her U.S. passport with her.

    61006 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2019

  60. Trump's NASA Administrator Says There's No Denying The Ice Caps Are Melting

    60907 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2019

  61. One of 8 Kittens that live in our barn!

    60890 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2019

  62. TIL about shrinkflation, the practice of stealthily reducing a product's size while maintaining its price so that consumers may unknowingly pay the same for less. According to the UK’s Office of National Statistics, 2,529 supermarket products decreased in size or weight between 2012 and 2017.

    60821 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2019

  63. 3am jokes be like

    60814 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2019

  64. WCGW if my fucking dumbass neighbor put hot charcoal from his grill into a trashcan

    60783 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2019

  65. Ladies and Gentlemen - Boris Johnson, our new Prime Minister...

    60750 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2019

  66. I dont think you want

    60618 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2019

  67. Brave man fends off an ocelot and a leopard single handedly

    60584 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2019

  68. get some sleep!

    60545 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2019

  69. A glass lamp I just finished making.

    60506 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019

  70. Asked my mom to take a picture of my cat. Was not disappointed

    60478 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019

  71. Make America great again is still being used after 2.5 years

    60458 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2019

  72. From a Friend: After this he went home, cried, ate a lasagna, listed the bike for sale.

    60384 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2019

  73. TIL The parents of one of John Wayne Gacy’s victims, John Butkovich, called police more than a hundred times to urge them to investigate him further. Their son had vanished in 1975, and had been one of Gacy’s employees.

    60321 upvotes • comment • jul 24, 2019

  74. all too familiar a sight here

    60318 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2019

  75. Donald Trump tells AOC and Ilhan Omar to 'go back' to their 'original' countries

    60273 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2019

  76. Ladies and Gentlemen.. meet the 1%

    60254 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2019

  77. Hey England!

    60242 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2019

  78. Holocaust survivor(102) meets nephew after thinking all family died in war

    60141 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2019

  79. Thermometers are speedometers for atoms

    60136 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2019

  80. She blamed the incident on anxiety

    60080 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2019

  81. My grandma always used to tell us about this kid that would sing at the resort on her vacations in Hawaii. Turns out that kid was Bruno Mars.

    60057 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2019

  82. Damn you Netflix and your smoking!!

    60047 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2019

  83. New drug-delivery system disguises chemotherapy drugs as fat, fooling quick-growing and hungry tumor cells that consume the nutrients much faster than normal cells. The drug then activates, suppressing tumor growth. The drug also is lower in toxicity than current drugs, leading to fewer side effects

    60013 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2019

  84. I’m working on a texture pack that makes Minecraft look like a drawing

    59920 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019

  85. Kid throws home run ball back

    59911 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2019

  86. The gender bender bathroom sega continues!

    59855 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019

  87. TIL Pill Bugs are not insects but land crustaceans related to lobsters and shrimp. They breathe through gills, can drink through their anus, and excrete gas through their exoskeleton instead of urinating.

    59826 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019

  88. Amazon staff will strike during Prime Day over working conditions.

    59777 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019

  89. Mom had an affair 18 years ago, I [18M] am the product of it. My dad just informed me of all this, and told me he will not pay for my college, while my siblings got their college experience paid by our dad.

    59675 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2019

  90. My dad and uncle looking like 80’s drug dealers

    59613 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2019

  91. Guess I’ll just creep around now...

    59476 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2019

  92. Thanks to this tweet, filming has just started

    59310 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019

  93. ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP - Official Trailer (HD)

    59300 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2019

  94. I'm a bus driver and this is my bus for the day...

    59277 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2019

  95. I M G F L I P

    59133 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2019

  96. 140 million year old, 500kg dinosaur femur discovered in France

    59127 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2019

  97. Sanders: I wrote the damn bill!

    59126 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2019

  98. When the comment gets more upvotes then the post

    59119 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019

  99. TIL when Kylie Jenner tried to trademark her name Kylie™ in 2016, Australian pop star Kylie Minogue successfully got the request blocked, with her lawyers telling the US government Kylie Minogue is “internationally renowned” while Kylie Jenner is a “secondary reality TV personality.”

    59109 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2019

  100. Mueller tells House panel Trump asked staff to falsify records

    59035 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2019