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Reddit (Jul 2019)

  1. Passed on a nut, kept a friend.

    53738 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2019

  2. Anchorage was 90 degrees on July 4. That's not a typo

    53735 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019

  3. If Seth Rogen called you out, you really fucked up. Welcome to the freefolk

    53735 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2019

  4. A CD player that is off vs a CD that is on, In space.

    53732 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019

  5. Back when Colbert was a correspondent for The Daily Show, he was known for being ultra-serious in hilarious situations. This is one of the few times he wasn't able to keep it together.

    53687 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2019

  6. A 6.55” Monster Megalodon Tooth found off the coast of North Carolina.

    53651 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2019

  7. Let's end this shitty trend.

    53615 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019

  8. Son got his eye removed on Tuesday due to cancer

    53560 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2019

  9. Water Style : Water Wall Jutsu

    53542 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2019

  10. There are very old marine animals still alive, who remember the time before motors and sonars when oceans were silent.

    53496 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019

  11. Upgraded it u/Tragolith

    53443 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2019

  12. Can we get an F for the reporter?

    53431 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019

  13. I honestly feel bad for this

    53372 upvotes • comment • jul 24, 2019

  14. We need a purge

    53343 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2019

  15. be carefull fellas

    53334 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2019

  16. His dad should be proud of him

    53318 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2019

  17. What about the Nazis' feelings?

    53297 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2019

  18. As backlash against Trump’s ‘go back’ comments builds, here’s Ronald Reagan’s ‘love letter to immigrants’: ‘You can go to live in Germany, Turkey or Japan, but you cannot become German, Turk or Japanese. But anyone, from any corner of the Earth, can come to live in America and become an American.’

    53293 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2019

  19. After 22 years in an emotionally/physically abusive, and extremely religious household, and living in fear of modern medicine, vaccines, and doctors in general, I got two vaccinations today at my first ever doctor's appointment.

    53291 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019

  20. Israel is systematically removing from the archives evidence of 1948 expulsion of Arabs, including shocking testimony of massacres, rape and looting

    53290 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019

  21. Backseat Comfort of a Rolls Royce

    53286 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2019

  22. We probably lived through several world events that will later be in history books and marked as important, and we basically just shrugged and went on with our lives.

    53217 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2019

  23. The leaning tower of Pisa is empty on the inside.

    53197 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2019

  24. TIL that in 1999, Philip Morris attempted to convince the government of the Czech Republic that smoking was highly beneficial to the country, as more people would die earlier as a result, thus letting the government save millions on pensions, hospitals, and housing for elderly citizens.

    53186 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2019

  25. I waited 26 years to have her, and she's everything I ever wanted! Reddit meet peach 🍑

    53166 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2019

  26. He assumes any bath I run is for him 🛁

    53165 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019

  27. Monument to those killed at the Battle of Dulles International Airport, 1779

    53099 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2019

  28. Sometimes words do hurt a bit

    53079 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019

  29. I synchronized a motorcycle race using only my voice and half an hour of crushing boredom.

    53042 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2019

  30. I'm working on a turn-based RPG where humans fight each other, pokemon-style. Here's a Teacher VS a Senator!

    52976 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2019

  31. Let’s act like a football hooligan on the tube.

    52975 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2019

  32. Just helping with the oil change...

    52965 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2019

  33. Imagine selling your sons prized possessions for $50

    52889 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2019

  34. Been playing this 2048 game for a couple years now on and off and it finally stopped me at a score of 20 million after getting the 1 million block

    52887 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2019

  35. If you had the entire world's attention for 30 seconds, what would you say?

    52885 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2019

  36. She wants the free

    52860 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2019

  37. This photo taken in Paris perfectly captures the spirit of an era.

    52832 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2019

  38. My neighbor asked me to stop jogging because her son was watching

    52820 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2019

  39. Petition to make the logo both the Teenager Snoos (OC)

    52813 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2019

  40. Former Tesla employee admits uploading Autopilot source code to his iCloud - Tesla believes he stole company trade secrets and took them to Chinese startup, Xiaopeng Motors

    52793 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2019

  41. Wearing a suit to your job used to be something of a status symbol. Now being able to wear jeans and a t-shirt is.

    52745 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2019

  42. Proud after peeing outside. Of course he got a treat

    52716 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019

  43. Incriminating Video Shows Cop Run Stop Sign, Cause Crash, and Arrest Innocent Driver

    52700 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2019

  44. Welcome to NYC

    52679 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019

  45. The perfect symmetry of this plant

    52668 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2019

  46. ULPT: Look up your buildings washer/dryer model on eBay and order a key for it. I haven’t paid for laundry in years and it cost me $8.00! Sleep like a baby knowing you’re not paying for on-site laundry.

    52570 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2019

  47. The Flood from Halo are larger than you think. Their faces say it all

    52554 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2019

  48. Hong Kong's Legislative Council is stormed by hundreds of anti-extradition law protestors

    52520 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2019

  49. TIL Vitaminwater is basically sugar-water, to which about a penny's worth of synthetic vitamins have been added. A bottle of vitaminwater contains 33 grams of sugar, making it more akin to a soft drink than to a healthy beverage

    52515 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2019

  50. This happened to me the other day.

    52495 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2019

  51. TIFU by hiding my staple addiction and making my family think I was a heroin junkie

    52430 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2019

  52. Jon Stewart's Outrage Forced Washington to Actually Do Something Good | The 9/11 first responders bill passed the Senate Tuesday, 97-2.

    52419 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2019

  53. TIL that 9 out of 10 people who are stopped from committing suicide do not kill themselves at a later date.

    52406 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2019

  54. Supermodel antelope (kudu) if I have ever seen one

    52397 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019

  55. Ever since a close family friend had died in 9/11 I developed an irrational fear of flying and became an avid road tripper. After years of therapy I'm finally taking my first flight! I just needed to tell someone about my accomplishment!

    52386 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2019

  56. Doctors and nurses of Reddit who have delivered babies to mothers who clearly cheated on their husbands, what was that like?

    52383 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2019

  57. headphone bbq party seems lit

    52342 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2019

  58. Boris Johnson becomes new UK Prime Minister

    52332 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2019

  59. Then she lied to her insurance and said I hit her from behind.

    52254 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2019

  60. Game night with hubby and our friends. We’ve been doing this thirteen years strong.

    52245 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2019

  61. Florida beekeeper says someone is poisoning his honey bees, 7 million possibly dead

    52237 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2019

  62. Riot shield training

    52229 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2019

  63. Mad lad quality?

    52225 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2019

  64. I'm surrounded by idiots

    52204 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2019

  65. Wasps made a nest on my wasp spray bottle

    52134 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2019

  66. Alyson Tabbitha as Dark Knight Joker

    52113 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2019

  67. The last of a generation

    52056 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2019

  68. My kitten has hearts behind her ears!

    52047 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2019

  69. Your President

    52037 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2019

  70. My orange toolbox looks like a real life pickup item under my room's blue light.

    52016 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019

  71. High quality animations from a Chinese bootleg pokemon game

    51995 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2019

  72. My parents bought me a shirt that said “5UCK MY D1CK” and send me to school with it, not knowing what it meant. (We are German). My teacher explained to my mom what it meant and how inappropriate it was. This was about 12 years ago.

    51985 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019

  73. This uber drive dresses up as walter white and gives blue candy to the clients

    51920 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2019

  74. Even the little one is impressed.

    51913 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019

  75. Trump speaks in front of fake presidential seal mysteriously manipulated to feature Russian eagles and golf clubs

    51901 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2019

  76. Friend just found a set of keys in the park. They have tomorrow's date engraved on the chain, and GPS coordinates!

    51872 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2019

  77. Say it louder for the people on the back

    51808 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2019

  78. Mueller to Congress: Trump’s Wrong, I Didn’t Exonerate Him

    51806 upvotes • comment • jul 24, 2019

  79. Never trust a magician!

    51769 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2019

  80. Hi! Can i interest you in a ball?!?!

    51759 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2019

  81. All You can eat buffet workers what are your horror stories?

    51754 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2019

  82. The City of Cleveland installed the fucking brightest street lights I have ever scene in my front yard.

    51711 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2019

  83. Swedish Prime Minister Says Rapper A$AP Rocky Won’t Get Special Treatment Because of Donald Trump: “I will explain that the Swedish judicial system is independent. In Sweden, everyone is equal before the law, and this includes visitors from other countries.”

    51709 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2019

  84. We’re doing something wrong, and it’s not right

    51708 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2019

  85. You may take my paw tiny human

    51695 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019

  86. Shadow and slope makes it look like he’s floating

    51585 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2019

  87. Four different alpha males pitted again at each other, with sharpshooter level accuracy in their descriptions

    51489 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2019

  88. The best of times and the best of grinds.

    51470 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2019

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    51379 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2019

  90. Airport in Singapore has a slide that will take you into the terminal

    51350 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019

  91. Kids have it too easy now

    51336 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2019

  92. Give that man a cookie

    51306 upvotes • comment • jul 22, 2019

  93. Tragic backstories

    51280 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2019

  94. One year later and I’m still happy about my divorce.

    51279 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019

  95. This street art in california

    51268 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2019

  96. Found my great-great grandfather in national museum in Bogota Colombia. Prospero Pinzon. He died at 45 I was 52 in this picture.

    51242 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019

  97. what have i done

    51234 upvotes • comment • jul 24, 2019

  98. A Desert Eagle's "Ring of Fire"

    51233 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019

  99. Misogynistic guy degrading female workers gets tackled

    51228 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019

  100. The 1950s must have smelled SO BAD: Everyone smoked indoors, terrible car exhaust, coal smog clouds, hotdog jello salads...

    51220 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2019