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Reddit (Mar 2021)

  1. TIFU by calling my cat a “fucking rat bastard” in front of my online middle school students

    42055 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2021

  2. Lifes all about that positive nihalism

    42018 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2021

  3. Tinder date ends like this

    42010 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2021

  4. So i pretended to be a girl on discord

    42009 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2021

  5. Alabama House Votes to Overturn Ban on Yoga in Schools – But ‘Namaste’ Is Still Forbidden

    42003 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2021

  6. The British way

    42002 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2021

  7. if you get killed , you die

    41999 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2021

  8. People who do this are assholes

    41973 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2021

  9. Only once in a lifetime.

    41973 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2021

  10. This one hurts a little

    41960 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2021

  11. Biden’s signature won’t appear on stimulus checks: ‘This is not about him — this is about the American people’

    41957 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2021

  12. Doesn't apply to me personally, but i still see this happening.

    41944 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2021

  13. holup

    41940 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2021

  14. LPT: Don’t say anything bad about your boss to your coworkers; even if they agree with you. You never know if someone would backstab you and let your boss know.

    41935 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2021

  15. Biden called off second Syria strike after last minute warning of woman and children at target site

    41933 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2021

  16. Saw this in New York City a few years ago. #PlayItForward

    41931 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2021

  17. Microsoft in Talks to Buy Discord for More Than $10 Billion

    41930 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2021

  18. Imagine feeling absolutely no shame in condemning millions of people to poverty, then telling them to be grateful for crumbs

    41907 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2021

  19. trans women are women.

    41904 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2021

  20. people are so dumb

    41846 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2021

  21. It’s the only option

    41837 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2021

  22. Senators call on FCC to quadruple base high-speed internet speeds

    41818 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2021

  23. Come Back! I just wanna talk...

    41802 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2021

  24. So it was fake

    41772 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2021

  25. Plan to take over the office?

    41760 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2021

  26. Biden says he supports reforming Senate filibuster in ABC News exclusive interview

    41717 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2021

  27. i’ve been growing out my hair for 3 years after i first heard you can give them to a charity that makes wigs for children with cancer. today was the day to cut them all of, send them in and start over again. hopefully i can make as much kids as possible happy with a new set of hair

    41712 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2021

  28. In Forrest Gump (1994), the girl on the bus who refuses to let Forrest sit next to her is played by Elizabeth Hanks, the daughter of Tom Hanks.

    41707 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2021

  29. People that have woken up in bed with a stranger, what’s your story?

    41694 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2021

  30. Take my money

    41690 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2021

  31. Cramer is losing it.

    41688 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2021

  32. Boobs? Cancer took them. Husband? COVID took him. Job? Pandemic took it. Smile? I still got it!!

    41682 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2021

  33. Took my pups to town...

    41667 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2021

  34. $GME shorties yesterday vs today

    41654 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2021

  35. Drifting at full speed...

    41647 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2021

  36. Didn’t know what flair to use

    41629 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2021

  37. Language differences between America and UK

    41618 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2021

  38. My neighbors dog had puppies and this guy waddled up to me...

    41610 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2021

  39. Back pain meds on the bottom shelf

    41579 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2021

  40. No, no...like this. There ya go buddy.

    41521 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2021

  41. Boomer cringe

    41521 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2021

  42. Give them another chance

    41508 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2021

  43. Just men being boys kinda thing

    41488 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2021

  44. Third Time's the Charm! SpaceX successfully aces landing of Starship SN10 prototype

    41453 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2021

  45. When reincarnation goes wrong.

    41441 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2021

  46. High-speed trains. Fast internet. Clean water. Solar energy: These should be USA's goals now

    41435 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2021

  47. When you forget you’re not on xbox anymore. (From r/publicfreakout)

    41435 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2021

  48. C'mon man! [OC]

    41411 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2021

  49. Rude misogynistic guy gets bodied

    41399 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2021

  50. The fuzz on my sock looks like a flamingo

    41397 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2021

  51. Cop arrest man for jumping over them

    41393 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2021

  52. White House backs bill to expand voting rights, curb gerrymandering

    41388 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2021

  53. The notion of parents charging their children rent is absolutely insane, and anyone who does that has failed in their responsibility as a parent.

    41359 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2021

  54. We all have peaked

    41355 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2021

  55. Cursed_Bill

    41345 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2021

  56. This Regal Panther Sprawled on a Tree

    41337 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2021

  57. Cursed_lesson

    41323 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2021

  58. Working from Home

    41320 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2021

  59. It was the diabeetus

    41319 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2021

  60. Scientists want to store DNA of 6.7 million species on the moon, just in case

    41309 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2021

  61. Girlfriend thinks heartfelt proposal is a prank 😆

    41305 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2021

  62. Florida Traffic Jam

    41305 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2021

  63. Congress moves to ban military gear for police

    41276 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2021

  64. TIL that Stevie Nicks wrote the Fleetwood Mac song "Dreams" in about 10 minutes. The rest of the band disliked the song, with Christine McVie calling it "boring." Nicks begged them to record it and they eventually relented. It is the band's only US number one single.

    41246 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2021

  65. Baltimore will no longer prosecute drug possession, prostitution, low-level crimes

    41244 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2021

  66. It’s fun tho

    41241 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2021

  67. Have a wholesome day!

    41230 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2021

  68. WSB and Apes rn

    41225 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2021

  69. u/SquishedPeter's Cat Megathread for March 2nd, 2021

    41222 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2021

  70. The mechanism of an ancient Egyptian lock

    41213 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2021

  71. White House says direct deposits from covid-19 bill will come as early as this weekend

    41176 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2021

  72. We know who he’s talking about!

    41167 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2021

  73. I am not sure, how to feel about this

    41155 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2021

  74. Tony Hawk and his father Frank Hawk, 1987

    41135 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2021

  75. A hidden beer fridge

    41111 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2021

  76. Off duty cop harassing an innocent person.

    41108 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2021

  77. Improvise adapt overcome

    41104 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2021

  78. Hmm

    41095 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2021

  79. Professionals trading options vs. WSB trading options

    41077 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2021

  80. Kid: That’s a risk I’m willing to take.

    41066 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2021

  81. Desires? Fulfilled.

    41063 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2021

  82. Getting a groom a stripper at his Bachelor party/stag-do is weird as fuck.

    41060 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2021

  83. Maybe he should stop making bad decisions

    41055 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2021

  84. The richest man in history

    41035 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2021

  85. Upvote if the Hedgies failed!

    41027 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2021

  86. TIL Jackie Chan is actually a trained opera singer and has recorded over 20 albums with over 100 songs in over 5 different languages. In the 80’s, he would sing the theme songs to his films over the closing credits. In 1984, he won the Best Foreign Singer Award in Japan

    41027 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2021

  87. Pentagon issues policy allowing transgender troops to serve in preferred gender, reversing Trump ban

    41013 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2021

  88. The orange zone is for immediate loafing and unloafing

    41011 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2021

  89. Potato skins

    40998 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2021

  90. 🔥 A school of fish following a duck

    40974 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2021

  91. Awwwwweeee

    40964 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2021

  92. How dare you eat mints!!!!

    40953 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2021

  93. Twice the blades, double the shock!

    40952 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2021

  94. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez far more popular with Democrats than Joe Manchin: Poll

    40951 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2021

  95. I'm honestly surprised this came from Cyanide and Happiness of all places

    40948 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2021

  96. Breaking: Lower class gut punched with gold plated brass knuckles

    40945 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2021

  97. Thanks, I hate honey

    40939 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2021

  98. Aren't kids the purest souls?

    40922 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2021

  99. Suggested "Gifts for men" starter pack

    40918 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2021

  100. A bathroom with a beautiful view in Capri, Italy

    40899 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2021