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Reddit (Mar 2021)

  1. You're abducted by friendly aliens who kindly ask you to sing "the song of your people". What song do you sing for them?

    37403 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2021

  2. Sub goes private. Me:

    37398 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2021

  3. What about 5000?

    37395 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2021

  4. Ever wonder what it would be like if you had those super duper cute porcupines as pets?

    37395 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2021

  5. Rock on!

    37390 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2021

  6. There is simply no argument in this matter.

    37390 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2021

  7. Elton John sings an oven instruction manual

    37377 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2021

  8. 68% of Americans Support Biden's Pandemic Response, Most Say Lifting Restrictions Too Fast: Poll

    37373 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2021

  9. Sounds about right

    37349 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2021

  10. It’s insane what the difference 3+ years of recovery from addiction has done for me. This picture speaks 1000 words.

    37349 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2021

  11. Me and the boys

    37329 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2021

  12. A Polish high school student decided to launch a fake online shop to offer a lifeline to abuse victims.The idea is that the victim can hide requests for help from their abuser at home by appearing to be shopping online. Since its launch, more than 350 people have contacted the website.

    37313 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2021

  13. 1/3 ain't so bad

    37311 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2021

  14. These stairs

    37299 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2021

  15. Just 3% of the current US military budget

    37292 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2021

  16. Can you hear me now?

    37288 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2021

  17. Have you ever met a really intelligent person who didn’t really know how smart they were? What was your experience with them?

    37278 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2021

  18. Am i not the only one here who spends days off like this?

    37273 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2021

  19. Stray dog walks into a veterinary clinic in Brazil. He was treated for a cancerous tumor.

    37272 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2021

  20. I couldn't care less about Harry and Meghan, or the royals for that matter, and have no idea why people are so fucking obsessed with them and give them so much media time

    37264 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2021

  21. I found this photo, now its my new favorite photo.

    37245 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2021

  22. Wait a minute

    37240 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2021

  23. My aunt send this in our family group

    37240 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2021

  24. All white cars behind me (very mild)

    37219 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2021

  25. Magnus Carlsen, current reigning Chess World Champion plays a meme opening called The Bongcloud against Hikaru Nakamura during tournament play, solidifying it into the history books.

    37209 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2021

  26. Became friends with a crow, they brought me a marble

    37203 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2021

  27. Finished sorting my cards! And then I fell...

    37183 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2021

  28. Hey Siri, can you understand me?

    37154 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2021

  29. new wsb fomo traders yesterday

    37137 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2021

  30. LPT: If you can smell yourself a bit, others can smell you *a lot*. Whether we're talking about BO or breath, we're desensitized to our own Personal Fragrance™, so if it makes it past your brain's olfactory fatigue, it nasty.

    37128 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2021

  31. A mother is a mother!

    37103 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2021

  32. Researchers analyzed tweets corresponding to week before and week after Trump’s tweet with phrase, “Chinese Virus.” When comparing week before to week after, there was significantly greater increase in anti-Asian hashtags associated with #chinesevirus (P < .001). (Am J Public Health, 18 Mar 2021)

    37096 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2021

  33. Women cuffed after accusing cop of assault

    37079 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2021

  34. That's what you get

    37045 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2021

  35. A two-week course of high doses of Cannabidiol (CBD) helps restore the function of two proteins key to reducing the accumulation of beta-amyloid plaque, a hallmark of Alzheimer’s disease, and improves cognition in an experimental mouse model of early onset familial Alzheimer’s.

    37045 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2021

  36. Totally normal stuff

    37029 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2021

  37. So you had a bad day

    36998 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2021

  38. Haters will say it's too much.

    36988 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2021

  39. 'I Hate it Here' Trends on Twitter in Texas After Greg Abbott Lifts Mask Mandate

    36963 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2021

  40. Forgot to tell the wife I uncrossed the plugs...guess who doesn’t have a ready dinner now 🙁

    36950 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2021

  41. RIP Pete

    36939 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2021

  42. This meme made me smile

    36934 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2021

  43. French embassy in Dublin

    36914 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2021

  44. (title)

    36896 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2021

  45. They learn what they see

    36881 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2021

  46. The Suicide Squad | Official Trailer | HBO Max

    36876 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2021

  47. They did it. Those crazy sons of b...s, they did it.

    36868 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2021

  48. They should've called in Clint to reason with Wanda in the Hex. He seems to be have been the only person besides Vision who really understood Wanda and cared about her in a father/older brother relationship.

    36865 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2021

  49. White teacher interrupts anti-racism talk to argue, swear at Black presenter in front of students

    36858 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2021

  50. It’s one hell of a drug

    36852 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2021

  51. I mean finally...

    36842 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2021

  52. Oh wait..... what?

    36834 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2021

  53. Truth hurts

    36803 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2021

  54. Just music and vibes

    36785 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2021

  55. “Wow They’re So Good At Acting!!!!” Starterpack

    36763 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2021

  56. This animation of dropping bomb on Hiroshima.

    36759 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2021

  57. Pfizer says Covid vaccine 100 percent effective in children ages 12 to 15

    36722 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2021

  58. Cursed Movie Title

    36687 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2021

  59. 🚀🚀 $GME Premarket be like 🚀🚀

    36684 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2021

  60. Dont piss off the mods

    36682 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2021

  61. Cursed_sculptures

    36682 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2021

  62. Organization founded by LeBron James and other Black athletes turns focus to fighting GOP-backed bills restricting voter access

    36637 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2021

  63. My 10y/o brother is stupid AS HELL.

    36628 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2021

  64. Wild Geese Flying In Perfect Formation With A Boat

    36619 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2021

  65. Dog needs to go see a therapist now

    36594 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2021

  66. Hakuna Matata you beautiful apes!!!

    36583 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2021

  67. My teacher always does it to me smh

    36580 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2021

  68. Her: "He's probably cheating on me." Him:

    36576 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2021

  69. Time to slaughter some kids

    36549 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2021

  70. Retirement

    36546 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2021

  71. [I Ate] New York deli egg sandwich

    36540 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2021

  72. Cow being brushed at an animal sanctuary

    36532 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2021

  73. Robinhood is facing nearly 50 lawsuits over GameStop frenzy.

    36530 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2021

  74. Well he's an ethics professor, not a morals professor.

    36526 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2021

  75. Willy Wonka style

    36522 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2021

  76. So anyways I started blasting

    36522 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2021

  77. 1 1/2 years later... “Our product doesn’t last that long!” O_O

    36513 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2021

  78. This 11 year old collects diapers for those in his community that cannot afford them. This is an interaction with a woman who came to donate $200 and used to be homeless

    36513 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2021

  79. aussie luck

    36509 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2021

  80. That’s how

    36499 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2021

  81. [USA] Florida man throws another man off of a bridge in front of a Daytona Beach police officer

    36483 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2021

  82. What Happened to the Disciples? [OC]

    36471 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2021

  83. The problem isn't that robots are taking over our jobs, the problem is that we've created a world where that's somehow a bad thing.

    36470 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2021

  84. do what now?

    36466 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2021

  85. New York lawmaker wants to ban police use of armed robots

    36450 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2021

  86. TIL despite being depicted on California's flag, the California grizzly bear has been extinct since 1924.

    36448 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2021

  87. License plate on this Lambo reads “Buy Low”

    36437 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2021

  88. This women decided to weave one row of a scarf each day based on the temperature of that day for one year

    36427 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2021

  89. The Model Minority Myth of Asian Americans

    36424 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2021

  90. I hope Mace Windu doesn't mind

    36423 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2021

  91. Caught him slipping

    36418 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2021

  92. I like this human

    36417 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2021

  93. Ammon Bundy refuses to wear a mask in court, arrested for missing trial

    36408 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2021

  94. Come on, Name them

    36403 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2021

  95. Thanks I hate Smooth Yoda

    36381 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2021

  96. John Cleese to write "The Great Emu War" with Rob Schneider

    36374 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2021

  97. A cold civil war is being waged in America: Republicans who failed to overturn the 2020 presidential election are now trying to prevent future electoral defeats through voter suppression.

    36355 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2021

  98. Sketch I did today, to coop with boring zoom calls.

    36348 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2021

  99. Man loses land aged 6, wins it back 23 years later.

    36348 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2021

  100. Yesterday in Cancun during a gender reveal party

    36345 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2021