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Reddit (Mar 2021)
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You're abducted by friendly aliens who kindly ask you to sing "the song of your people". What song do you sing for them?
37403 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2021
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Sub goes private. Me:
37398 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2021
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What about 5000?
37395 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2021
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Ever wonder what it would be like if you had those super duper cute porcupines as pets?
37395 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2021
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Rock on!
37390 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2021
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There is simply no argument in this matter.
37390 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2021
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Elton John sings an oven instruction manual
37377 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2021
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68% of Americans Support Biden's Pandemic Response, Most Say Lifting Restrictions Too Fast: Poll
37373 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2021
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Sounds about right
37349 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2021
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It’s insane what the difference 3+ years of recovery from addiction has done for me. This picture speaks 1000 words.
37349 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2021
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Me and the boys
37329 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2021
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A Polish high school student decided to launch a fake online shop to offer a lifeline to abuse victims.The idea is that the victim can hide requests for help from their abuser at home by appearing to be shopping online. Since its launch, more than 350 people have contacted the website.
37313 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2021
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1/3 ain't so bad
37311 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2021
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These stairs
37299 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2021
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Just 3% of the current US military budget
37292 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2021
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Can you hear me now?
37288 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2021
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Have you ever met a really intelligent person who didn’t really know how smart they were? What was your experience with them?
37278 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2021
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Am i not the only one here who spends days off like this?
37273 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2021
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Stray dog walks into a veterinary clinic in Brazil. He was treated for a cancerous tumor.
37272 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2021
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I couldn't care less about Harry and Meghan, or the royals for that matter, and have no idea why people are so fucking obsessed with them and give them so much media time
37264 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2021
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I found this photo, now its my new favorite photo.
37245 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2021
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Wait a minute
37240 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2021
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My aunt send this in our family group
37240 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2021
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All white cars behind me (very mild)
37219 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2021
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Magnus Carlsen, current reigning Chess World Champion plays a meme opening called The Bongcloud against Hikaru Nakamura during tournament play, solidifying it into the history books.
37209 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2021
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Became friends with a crow, they brought me a marble
37203 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2021
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Finished sorting my cards! And then I fell...
37183 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2021
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Hey Siri, can you understand me?
37154 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2021
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new wsb fomo traders yesterday
37137 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2021
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LPT: If you can smell yourself a bit, others can smell you *a lot*. Whether we're talking about BO or breath, we're desensitized to our own Personal Fragrance™, so if it makes it past your brain's olfactory fatigue, it nasty.
37128 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2021
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A mother is a mother!
37103 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2021
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Researchers analyzed tweets corresponding to week before and week after Trump’s tweet with phrase, “Chinese Virus.” When comparing week before to week after, there was significantly greater increase in anti-Asian hashtags associated with #chinesevirus (P < .001). (Am J Public Health, 18 Mar 2021)
37096 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2021
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Women cuffed after accusing cop of assault
37079 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2021
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That's what you get
37045 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2021
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A two-week course of high doses of Cannabidiol (CBD) helps restore the function of two proteins key to reducing the accumulation of beta-amyloid plaque, a hallmark of Alzheimer’s disease, and improves cognition in an experimental mouse model of early onset familial Alzheimer’s.
37045 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2021
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Totally normal stuff
37029 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2021
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So you had a bad day
36998 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2021
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Haters will say it's too much.
36988 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2021
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'I Hate it Here' Trends on Twitter in Texas After Greg Abbott Lifts Mask Mandate
36963 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2021
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Forgot to tell the wife I uncrossed the plugs...guess who doesn’t have a ready dinner now 🙁
36950 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2021
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RIP Pete
36939 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2021
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This meme made me smile
36934 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2021
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French embassy in Dublin
36914 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2021
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(title)
36896 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2021
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They learn what they see
36881 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2021
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The Suicide Squad | Official Trailer | HBO Max
36876 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2021
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They did it. Those crazy sons of b...s, they did it.
36868 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2021
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They should've called in Clint to reason with Wanda in the Hex. He seems to be have been the only person besides Vision who really understood Wanda and cared about her in a father/older brother relationship.
36865 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2021
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White teacher interrupts anti-racism talk to argue, swear at Black presenter in front of students
36858 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2021
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It’s one hell of a drug
36852 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2021
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I mean finally...
36842 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2021
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Oh wait..... what?
36834 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2021
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Truth hurts
36803 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2021
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Just music and vibes
36785 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2021
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“Wow They’re So Good At Acting!!!!” Starterpack
36763 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2021
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This animation of dropping bomb on Hiroshima.
36759 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2021
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Pfizer says Covid vaccine 100 percent effective in children ages 12 to 15
36722 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2021
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Cursed Movie Title
36687 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2021
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🚀🚀 $GME Premarket be like 🚀🚀
36684 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2021
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Dont piss off the mods
36682 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2021
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Cursed_sculptures
36682 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2021
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Organization founded by LeBron James and other Black athletes turns focus to fighting GOP-backed bills restricting voter access
36637 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2021
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My 10y/o brother is stupid AS HELL.
36628 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2021
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Wild Geese Flying In Perfect Formation With A Boat
36619 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2021
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Dog needs to go see a therapist now
36594 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2021
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Hakuna Matata you beautiful apes!!!
36583 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2021
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My teacher always does it to me smh
36580 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2021
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Her: "He's probably cheating on me." Him:
36576 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2021
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Time to slaughter some kids
36549 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2021
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Retirement
36546 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2021
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[I Ate] New York deli egg sandwich
36540 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2021
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Cow being brushed at an animal sanctuary
36532 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2021
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Robinhood is facing nearly 50 lawsuits over GameStop frenzy.
36530 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2021
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Well he's an ethics professor, not a morals professor.
36526 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2021
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Willy Wonka style
36522 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2021
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So anyways I started blasting
36522 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2021
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1 1/2 years later... “Our product doesn’t last that long!” O_O
36513 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2021
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This 11 year old collects diapers for those in his community that cannot afford them. This is an interaction with a woman who came to donate $200 and used to be homeless
36513 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2021
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aussie luck
36509 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2021
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That’s how
36499 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2021
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[USA] Florida man throws another man off of a bridge in front of a Daytona Beach police officer
36483 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2021
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What Happened to the Disciples? [OC]
36471 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2021
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The problem isn't that robots are taking over our jobs, the problem is that we've created a world where that's somehow a bad thing.
36470 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2021
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do what now?
36466 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2021
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New York lawmaker wants to ban police use of armed robots
36450 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2021
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TIL despite being depicted on California's flag, the California grizzly bear has been extinct since 1924.
36448 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2021
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License plate on this Lambo reads “Buy Low”
36437 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2021
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This women decided to weave one row of a scarf each day based on the temperature of that day for one year
36427 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2021
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The Model Minority Myth of Asian Americans
36424 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2021
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I hope Mace Windu doesn't mind
36423 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2021
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Caught him slipping
36418 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2021
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I like this human
36417 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2021
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Ammon Bundy refuses to wear a mask in court, arrested for missing trial
36408 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2021
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Come on, Name them
36403 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2021
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Thanks I hate Smooth Yoda
36381 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2021
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John Cleese to write "The Great Emu War" with Rob Schneider
36374 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2021
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A cold civil war is being waged in America: Republicans who failed to overturn the 2020 presidential election are now trying to prevent future electoral defeats through voter suppression.
36355 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2021
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Sketch I did today, to coop with boring zoom calls.
36348 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2021
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Man loses land aged 6, wins it back 23 years later.
36348 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2021
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Yesterday in Cancun during a gender reveal party
36345 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2021