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  1. So you're not a medical researcher?

    19899 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2021

  2. Female Ape from South America reporting in, with tons of effort I was able to buy 1 share! I hope it works soon because it represents 3 months of my salary, but I HAVE FAITH ❤️ Thank you DFV and the GME community ❤️🦍❤️🦍❤️🦍❤️

    19887 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2021

  3. Warzone and cold war players can relate

    19882 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2021

  4. Pfizer Covid vaccine produces ‘robust’ antibody response after first dose, new study shows

    19856 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2021

  5. My lord is that legal?

    19852 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2021

  6. Too cute.

    19848 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2021

  7. "I'M JUST A SMOOTH BRAIN APE, AND I JUST LIKE THE STOCK" - Linus "TechTips" Sebastian

    19840 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2021

  8. Me_irl

    19838 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2021

  9. Just broke my wrists watching this

    19837 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2021

  10. To make a recruitment advertisement

    19823 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2021

  11. Imagine Baggins

    19812 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2021

  12. Sir Patrick Stewart holding a 1 week old puppy.

    19793 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2021

  13. Proud of this response

    19787 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2021

  14. Me_irl

    19782 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2021

  15. Smart 😎

    19780 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2021

  16. Goodbye old friend: my mouse died today...I've had it so long it's almost worn completely smooth.

    19772 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2021

  17. My Cloud cosplay

    19764 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2021

  18. At positive social media engagement by a branch of the military

    19763 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2021

  19. Kid broke TV and his evil sister records all his pain

    19752 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2021

  20. We must salute

    19752 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2021

  21. "Christianity, the belief that a God created a universe 13.79 billion years old, 93 billion light years in diameter, consisting of over 200 billion galaxies, each containing an average of 200 billion stars, only to have a personal relationship with you"

    19746 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2021

  22. Before the dark times

    19737 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2021

  23. My local Gamestop does not have a Super Mario 3D World standee. They had an old Mario standee and a lot of sticky notes.

    19728 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2021

  24. Bernie Sanders tells Elon Musk to "focus on Earth" and pay more tax - Musk had said he was "accumulating resources to help make life multiplanetary."

    19727 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2021

  25. 4,100 PUT contracts, pretty dumb but I believe I narrowed the next market crash to this week. Tomorrow is the day I lose 10k or I turn into a millionaire with the crash and roll everything into GME. 🚀 💥

    19720 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2021

  26. Just a girl and her electrical outlet cover. No matter how many times we put this in the tool bag, she always picks it back out. Never tries to do anything to it; just holds it and sleeps with it.

    19702 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2021

  27. Why are mass shootings only perpetuated by males?

    19701 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2021

  28. Truly legendary and NxtFknLvl ❤️

    19682 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2021

  29. Federal Reserve to End Emergency Capital Relief for Big Banks

    19681 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2021

  30. Used that only once though

    19676 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2021

  31. Homegrown potato looks like the Reddit icon!

    19674 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2021

  32. Democrat launches campaign to unseat Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene

    19670 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2021

  33. Players vs Puzzles

    19667 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2021

  34. TIFU by taking ambien on a plane and teleporting

    19663 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2021

  35. Just learnt that this 8-ton creature (Orca) can leap at-least 15 ft into the air.

    19651 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2021

  36. Blursed_t-shirt

    19632 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2021

  37. Redditor responds to personal ad on Reddit, loses $400

    19625 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2021

  38. When your owner isn’t acting normal

    19619 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2021

  39. Posted in Nextdoor by a Neighbor

    19618 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2021

  40. A 1960s stove. A design that never caught on, but one I liked

    19617 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2021

  41. 18-year-old Arnold Schwarzenegger serving as a tank driver in the Austrian Army's tank corps. During his army service he went AWOL so he could take part in the Junior Mr Europe competition, and spent a week in military prison after winning that in 1965.

    19584 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2021

  42. Jim'll Paint It's "The Most 90s Picture Ever Created". Rendered entirely in MS Paint

    19580 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2021

  43. They don’t know. *Winks*

    19579 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2021

  44. Not eligible for a vaccine

    19570 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2021

  45. A short comic about Lenny (swipe to read) [OC]

    19546 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2021

  46. TIL Leonard Nimoy came up with the Vulcan neck pinch because he was tired of fight scenes and the Vulcan salute he created from his Jewish background.

    19528 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2021

  47. A tattoo made in two styles by French artist Mat Rule

    19494 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2021

  48. Today was intentionally a flat day to make short sellers bleed their reserve stock giving them less ammo during the gamma squeeze. Strap in for tomorrow / Monday! 🚀🚀🚀

    19493 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2021

  49. LOSERS SHIRT

    19492 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2021

  50. A very dapper gentleman

    19475 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2021

  51. Generoustreetbets

    19448 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2021

  52. What quote from a book actually made you think hard and sit back and go “Well, damn.”

    19446 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2021

  53. Kid Rock surprises a special needs fan named Dan at his B-day party. Dan's mom said they had no idea Kid Rock was coming & he didn't just stay for 5 minutes for publicity then leave but he stayed for over 3 hours & has since taken Dan to concerts,NBA games and has been a really good friend to Dan.

    19443 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2021

  54. Hold $GME retards

    19440 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2021

  55. Loyal doggo doesn't want human to get hurt

    19419 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2021

  56. This guy must be having the time of his life

    19412 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2021

  57. That's a critical hit!!

    19398 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2021

  58. The EVERYTHING Short

    19378 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2021

  59. [Highlight] Blake Griffin with his first dunk as a Brooklyn Net

    19374 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2021

  60. meirl

    19371 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2021

  61. the english and roman alphabets were fine... but then the greek alphabets came

    19361 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2021

  62. Can't keep telling us how to feel when you haven't worked in our shoes, stop that

    19356 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2021

  63. Origami kit where the paper has already been folded to fit in the box...

    19351 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2021

  64. They knew the entire time

    19340 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2021

  65. Tennessee man leaves $5 million to dog in his will: 'She’s a good girl'

    19335 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2021

  66. Me irl

    19331 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2021

  67. If your Sofa or Loveseat has one of these little flaps made out of the same material as the sofa, you should know it is provided to test cleaning agents on.

    19328 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2021

  68. Chinese social-media users burn their Nikes after the company says it's 'concerned' about forced labor of Uyghurs in Xinjiang

    19322 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2021

  69. Is anyone else really concerned about the future of this country?

    19319 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2021

  70. A boy and his best friend. Wish this was a full length movie.

    19315 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2021

  71. 200lb lateral load on a 1 inch bar without breaking - The core strength

    19311 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2021

  72. Little fun fact about Super Mario and Nintendo!

    19305 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2021

  73. He’s not wrong.

    19289 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2021

  74. blursed_kong

    19282 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2021

  75. They started to eat what? What are they eating?!

    19275 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2021

  76. Data Suggests Vaccinated Individuals Don't Carry Virus or Get Sick: CDC

    19268 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2021

  77. "Tentacle Lollipop" I just want to show off what I consider to be one of my most realistic Artworks.

    19263 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2021

  78. [OC] There's a terrible Hammer Time joke in here somewhere... New Hammer Giveaway! [mod approved]

    19257 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2021

  79. Screaming the way people do in metal and some rock music is impressive as fuck and I’m tired of people saying it’s not

    19252 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2021

  80. This is what a Desert Oasis looks like, I've always heard of them but never seen a picture.

    19246 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2021

  81. Meanwhile in birdland...

    19241 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2021

  82. We want the truth!

    19238 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2021

  83. Princeton debate club votes to strip Ted Cruz of prestigious honor for trying to overturn presidential election

    19232 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2021

  84. Malayan Leaf Frog lives up to its name.

    19231 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2021

  85. Madlad cheats the system, as the founding fathers intended.

    19210 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2021

  86. My Tifa Lockhart Cosplay

    19203 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2021

  87. The massive surge in numbers of those stupidly large American pickup trucks on our roads. You're in the centre of Leeds mate not a buffalo ranch in Wyoming.

    19201 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2021

  88. SLPT: Steal big

    19200 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2021

  89. My pup has a happy button and it’s his nose

    19173 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2021

  90. Alex Ovechkin spears Trent Frederic in the privates

    19163 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2021

  91. ‘It’s sick’: Biden blasts ‘despicable’ GOP voter suppression initiatives as ‘un-American’

    19163 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2021

  92. Anon is shocking disgusting and should not be allowed in society

    19151 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2021

  93. Anon is a gentleman

    19148 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2021

  94. We are all prisoners man

    19147 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2021

  95. Light Study, Me, Digital Paint, 2019

    19145 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2021

  96. Mini-avalanche

    19140 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2021

  97. ELI5: Why is fruit/vegetables so cheap despite the time and resources needed to produce them?

    19137 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2021

  98. Anon's dad has autism

    19136 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2021

  99. People are canceling musicians for making music videos they don’t find ‘appropriate’. It’s obvious these people want to live in some Veggie Tales bubble world where everything is tailored for their children. If you don’t want your kid seeing it, don’t give them a tablet at 5 years old.

    19121 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2021

  100. They deserve a shout-out though

    19113 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2021