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Reddit (Mar 2021)

  1. Is it the matter? They said.

    81415 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2021

  2. Most desirable face?

    81393 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2021

  3. Sheriff says Atlanta shooting suspect was “fed up” and had a “really bad day”

    81345 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2021

  4. Chipotle goes all-out advertising that for the next week delivery is free, and then casually makes the delivery menu priced higher than the regular one.

    81305 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2021

  5. ABSOLUTE COSMIC POWER!!

    81152 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2021

  6. good guy Einstein

    81140 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2021

  7. Not a fun thing to do

    81136 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2021

  8. Yoda getting the girls

    81084 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2021

  9. Random woman tries to convince kids to be Christian and not be gay

    81014 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2021

  10. Dominion Voting sues Fox for $1.6B over 2020 election claims

    80922 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2021

  11. Jessica Walter Dies: Emmy-Winning ‘Arrested Development’, ‘Archer’ Actress Was 80

    80796 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2021

  12. I've never seen so much violence in a robot or a bot match.

    80760 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2021

  13. TIL that at an Allied checkpoint during the Battle of the Bulge, US General Omar Bradley was detained as a possible spy when he correctly identified Springfield as the capital of Illinois. The American military police officer who questioned him mistakenly believed the capital was Chicago

    80738 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2021

  14. TIL that Wayne Gretzky is the only Hockey player to have scored over 200 points in a season, and did so a total of four times. His stunning success as a Hockey player was immortalized in the fact that not only did is own team retire 99, Gretzky's Jersey number, but the league as whole did as well!

    80701 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2021

  15. The worst timeline

    80676 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2021

  16. Barack Obama and his mother-in-law watch as it becomes clear he has won the presidency in 2008

    80633 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2021

  17. I’ll keep this between you and me pop

    80598 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2021

  18. Congressman calls for service members, veterans who stormed the Capitol to be stripped of benefits

    80592 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2021

  19. LA officially becomes 'no-kill' city as animal shelters achieve 90% save rate

    80452 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2021

  20. Golden mouse with wavy fur!

    80255 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2021

  21. Reddit’s most popular subreddits go private in protest against ‘censorship’

    79980 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2021

  22. Got tired of fighting with the dipping so I designed a bowl with a inward fold. [OC]

    79961 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2021

  23. When I got my COVID vaccine, they gave me some candy in a pill package.

    79873 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2021

  24. We all know who won this battle.

    79796 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2021

  25. cost customers?

    79781 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2021

  26. My great country

    79708 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2021

  27. Freeloading bear taking a bath in someone's backyard jacuzzi

    79570 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2021

  28. President Jimmy Carter after being Vaccinated

    79541 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2021

  29. What to do now

    79525 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2021

  30. I just want a bigger pocket please, is that too much to ask for? Sincerely, Women everywhere

    79502 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2021

  31. APES. TOGETHER . STRONG.

    79450 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2021

  32. Honestly, you're not important enough to be microchipped

    79427 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2021

  33. Like try something different!

    79332 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2021

  34. Uber driver gets attacked by rowdy passengers asking one of them to put on a mask.

    79204 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2021

  35. Come Election Day, Remember This

    79186 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2021

  36. Yes, that's a cat!

    79140 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2021

  37. 'Murica

    79137 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2021

  38. Judge reinstates third-degree murder charge against ex-cop charged in George Floyd's death

    79112 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2021

  39. TIL that McDonalds tried to sue an Irish restaurant chain called "Supermacs", saying it violated the Big Mac trademark, even though Supermacs was in business before the trademark was issued. McDonalds lost the case, and they lost the Big Mac trademark across the entire European Union.

    79046 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2021

  40. A tsunami evacuation pod for sale in Japan

    79003 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2021

  41. Free yoga

    78879 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2021

  42. This is amazing

    78871 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2021

  43. The Trump campaign's non-disclosure agreements have been voided by a court, opening the door for whistleblowers

    78815 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2021

  44. TIL Billy Joel got into an argument with a younger man about what the worst era to be young in was. The younger man told Joel that at least he got to grow up in the 50s when "nothing happened." Flabbergasted, Joel began listing the events of the 50s, which later became "We Didn't Start the Fire"

    78755 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2021

  45. Just my luck

    78723 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2021

  46. Such a good boy

    78693 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2021

  47. We need more of this

    78589 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2021

  48. I design fake products and today I built the Smoke Deflector for cooking in the kitchen.

    78536 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2021

  49. Lowkey Genious

    78500 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2021

  50. Nature wants some food

    78479 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2021

  51. Girl eats the ice cream cones to troll the ice cream guy

    78337 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2021

  52. The term pro-life is pretty ironic

    78280 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2021

  53. My dad was worried my deafblind dog wouldn’t recognize him after a year of quarantine but I think she did

    78237 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2021

  54. I was born without finger or toe prints.

    78201 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2021

  55. Fuck you, Scottie

    78178 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2021

  56. FBI: Trump-appointed State Department aide arrested in connection with Capitol riot

    78171 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2021

  57. NYPD officers are no longer protected from civil lawsuits after city council passes police reform legislation

    78021 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2021

  58. The Shima Enaga, a Japanese bird who looks like a ball of cotton.

    77977 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2021

  59. Not to mention insurance.

    77974 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2021

  60. George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, 1775

    77932 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2021

  61. This gate that allows horses but not vehicles

    77912 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2021

  62. Residents of two German islands (and their guests) are allowed to use local railroad track in their personal self-built trains. Drivers must be at least 15 years old and hold a moped licence.

    77814 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2021

  63. ELI5

    77811 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2021

  64. Move to Hawaii, it is a paradise, people say...

    77746 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2021

  65. Happens in every game

    77656 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2021

  66. Putting my ad blocker to good use 💎🤲

    77570 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2021

  67. These corporates take it too far. Whats next?

    77346 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2021

  68. NASA Is the Latest to Offend China by Calling Taiwan a Country

    77335 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2021

  69. How to escape a rear naked choke

    77214 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2021

  70. One of planet Earth's largest uncut diamonds. It is worth about... 52 million dollars.

    77138 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2021

  71. WCGW asking a police officer "what are you gonna do, arrest me?"

    77121 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2021

  72. This is the way

    77106 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2021

  73. 9-year-old girl calmly evades creepy guy

    77048 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2021

  74. Yep

    76983 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2021

  75. Living in a (*"ship"*)

    76941 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2021

  76. kinda gross imo

    76890 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2021

  77. Pretty much

    76853 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2021

  78. This post makes me feel old

    76840 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2021

  79. It’s already been a year, that’s insane

    76806 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2021

  80. Hi Reddit, meet Bennie! It’s been a dream to have a corgi, and I can’t believe he’s finally here!

    76790 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2021

  81. I participated in my first craft fair today and I’m so proud of myself!

    76784 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2021

  82. Kitty got caught creepin' so he totally nonchalantly ducks out with "the elevator" move.

    76757 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2021

  83. There was a quack in the ice.

    76744 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2021

  84. TIL When the British raised taxes on beer in the 17th century, they inadvertently made gin the cheapest alcoholic beverage in the country. The ensuing widespread consumption of gin led to substantial alcoholism problems in Britain, with the death rate overtaking the birth rate during this period

    76578 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2021

  85. 1972 Nissan Datsun 240z

    76543 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2021

  86. Her first family moved and left her. We are now moving and she won’t leave the truck. I tried explaining that she is staying with us forever.

    76476 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2021

  87. Slowly but surely making progress

    76392 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2021

  88. Get over here!

    76362 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2021

  89. Now that's a good company!

    76345 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2021

  90. Embarrassing

    76311 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2021

  91. TIL in 1928, the founder of Juilliard overheard an audition of someone improvising on a Rachmaninoff classic. Appalled, he went to confront the blasphemer, but found an 8yo Black girl (Hazel Scott), whose hands were too small to hit all the right keys. She was deemed a prodigy & accepted immediately

    76302 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2021

  92. So what were you saying-

    76284 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2021

  93. no wait!

    76222 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2021

  94. California is banning companies from using 'dark patterns,' a sneaky website design that makes things like canceling a subscription frustratingly difficult

    76159 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2021

  95. Alexei Navalny broke his silence from Russian prison, describing 24/7 surveillance and being woken up every hour

    76158 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2021

  96. Told my dad there was a leak under the sink

    76140 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2021

  97. German Comedy

    76139 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2021

  98. When your joke backfires and you accidentally advance women's rights

    76078 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2021

  99. It do be like that

    76053 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2021

  100. An elegant and fun solution to get people to use stairs instead of escalators

    76046 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2021