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  1. I know nobody cares but I am 1 year sober today. Few months in I decided to set another goal to work out at least 30 minutes a day. I have no one to share with so I am celebrating with you guys!

    39769 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2021

  2. Life savings

    39740 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2021

  3. LPT: When driving, do not do something unexpected in order to be polite. For example, if you do not have a stop sign, don't suddenly stop to let someone into traffic from an adjacent road. Sure, it was nice for the person turning, but the truck behind you expected you to keep going.

    39739 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2021

  4. Under Trump Sen. Cotton Voted Twice for Relief Checks for Prisoners. Now Blasts Practice as 'Crazy Democrat Idea'

    39739 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2021

  5. If a black hole the size of a penny landed on earth

    39720 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2021

  6. "I do NOT see the humor in this"

    39716 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2021

  7. WCGW launching a drone

    39703 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2021

  8. New body cam video shows man telling officers 'I can't breathe' before he died in 2017

    39703 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2021

  9. “Thank you for your service.”

    39670 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2021

  10. me_irl

    39659 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2021

  11. Such a wholesome story

    39609 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2021

  12. 1 step forward, 2 steps back

    39606 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2021

  13. WCGW if we do backflips off seesaws

    39605 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2021

  14. sea of thieves

    39600 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2021

  15. Matt Gaetz reportedly under DOJ investigation for possible sex trafficking of 17-year-old; he says he's being extorted

    39590 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2021

  16. Biden has put portraits of Clinton and Bush back on display in the White House after Trump removed them

    39574 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2021

  17. Strange when a woman tries to make fun of a man for acting like a woman

    39566 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2021

  18. Girl refuses to wear a mask and gets mad at the uber driver

    39560 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2021

  19. BBC News

    39509 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2021

  20. [Serious] What’s something creepy that has happened to you that you still occasionally think about to this day?

    39508 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2021

  21. The Strength is in the Sushi

    39497 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2021

  22. $1400 Away From Retirement

    39486 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2021

  23. 'Like mother, like daughter.' New image from action thriller Gunpowder Milkshake starring Karen Gillan, Lena Headey, Michelle Yeoh, Angela Bassett and Carla Gugino

    39439 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2021

  24. Beloved children’s author Beverly Cleary dies at 104

    39439 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2021

  25. bald people

    39396 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2021

  26. But isn't that too RaDicAl..

    39388 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2021

  27. Counting to 1 million...

    39384 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2021

  28. Kid wearing the wrong mask in the wrong place at the wrong time.

    39365 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2021

  29. Horny helicopter

    39356 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2021

  30. New Zealand just approved a new measure allowing for paid leave after miscarriage. The legislation is believed to be among the first in the world, applying to couples who lose a baby at any point

    39348 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2021

  31. Official unfunny meme day.

    39322 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2021

  32. Shrek Returns to Theaters for 20th Anniversary

    39281 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2021

  33. This man is sorely missed...

    39270 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2021

  34. Brats.

    39266 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2021

  35. The time has come...

    39265 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2021

  36. DEEP FALCON VALUE

    39261 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2021

  37. Fake Facebook conspiracy claims AOC pocketed millions in congress while she’s actually one of DC’s poorest lawmakers

    39253 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2021

  38. In Deadpool 2 (2018), Wade wears a shirt that says: "Olivia & Meredith. Best Friends Purrrr-ever". The two cats actually belong to Taylor Swift. The production crew had to get permission from her to use their image.

    39246 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2021

  39. NBA players with their kids

    39243 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2021

  40. The way this owls face changes

    39242 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2021

  41. No thanks

    39226 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2021

  42. I teach high school, which means I explain things to idiots every day. If you still don't understand call options, I got you.

    39204 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2021

  43. In Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021), Barry Allen breaks a Window by merely touching it. This is because Windows no longer supports Flash.

    39191 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2021

  44. Technically i ain't wrong

    39189 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2021

  45. Thanks, I hate rats under my floor

    39165 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2021

  46. Kyrsten Sinema (AZ Democrat) voting no on the $15 minimum wage amendment. Even when they have the power to help you, democrats will gleefully say no.

    39156 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2021

  47. Found some real cringe for you guys.

    39154 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2021

  48. Hubby ordered from his favourite pizza place after a long day of work and got this

    39145 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2021

  49. Friend ordered a pizza today, asked for a joke on the box. They did not disappoint.

    39129 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2021

  50. Grade A required to unlock

    39126 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2021

  51. LPT: If you’re on the fence about buying anything ask yourself “if I had to choose between being given this item or it’s equivalent value in money, which would I take?”

    39117 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2021

  52. 'Words are not enough:' UN official urges world to act after at least 114 killed in Myanmar in one day

    39114 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2021

  53. Man finds out he no longer has to pay for child support

    39094 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2021

  54. Cursed_shower

    39091 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2021

  55. The world's largest ocean sunfish compared to their size at birth

    39089 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2021

  56. TIL that the most common national holiday around the world is independence from the British.

    39089 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2021

  57. No one tell Apple.

    39085 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2021

  58. Quarantine changed us

    39081 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2021

  59. a painting by Oleg Shuplyak, pareidolia

    39079 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2021

  60. Aimee Challenor is no longer employed by Reddit.

    39036 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2021

  61. Shave them or else

    39013 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2021

  62. I made a game where you literally do nothing except fly around a to-scale map of London looking for your one pigeon soulmate out of 1,000,000 NPC pigeons

    39008 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2021

  63. As I do not have a surname, bank decided to give me one

    38998 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2021

  64. FBI facing allegation that its 2018 background check of Brett Kavanaugh was ‘fake’

    38996 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2021

  65. Packing up a tower crane

    38984 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2021

  66. Megathread: House Passes $1.9 Trillion COVID Stimulus Bill

    38977 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2021

  67. People living in Japan, what are your stories about neckbeards that have visited your country?

    38968 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2021

  68. hell na

    38951 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2021

  69. me irl

    38941 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2021

  70. A complete traitor.

    38926 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2021

  71. Missouri police officers beat up and kick man in groin at police station

    38906 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2021

  72. What are some great examples of the Streisand Effect?

    38902 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2021

  73. I’m a fan of “subtle” gaming decor

    38894 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2021

  74. Canadian lobbyists attack Netflix children’s film for ‘anti-oil propaganda’

    38892 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2021

  75. This belongs here, what a kind guy

    38888 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2021

  76. An Alarming Decline in Sperm Quality Could Threaten the Future of the Human Race, and the Chemicals Likely Responsible Are Everywhere

    38888 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2021

  77. Me, watching my portfolio burn up, when all of the sudden.. 💎🦸

    38878 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2021

  78. Oh no, how will he ever live this down..?

    38868 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2021

  79. Chicha from The Emperor’s New Groove (2000) is the first pregnant female character to appear in a Disney animated feature film, according to the DVD commentary. She’s also one of the first mother characters in a Disney film not to be killed off or villainized.

    38865 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2021

  80. Staranger danger

    38865 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2021

  81. Plot twist: both the same numbers

    38826 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2021

  82. Cops using my car as cover from a house across the street

    38823 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2021

  83. I'm a bodypainter and a huge fan of Borderlands so I turned myself into a Psycho. I hope you like it!

    38785 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2021

  84. Sounds like a reddit thing

    38776 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2021

  85. They just can’t figure it out

    38753 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2021

  86. Watching Madonna’s Truth or Dare is like viewing the world through the eyes of a sociopath

    38729 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2021

  87. someone needs to create a new video platform..

    38725 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2021

  88. US army halts gender neutral fitness test as women struggle

    38718 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2021

  89. This High Schooler Invented Color-Changing Sutures to Detect Infection - After winning a state science fair and becoming a finalist in a national competition, Dasia Taylor now has her sights set on a patent

    38712 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2021

  90. What a dick

    38711 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2021

  91. You’re an American, Harry

    38678 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2021

  92. Got a light?

    38674 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2021

  93. Smort dog

    38662 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2021

  94. Honestly tho

    38661 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2021

  95. This is why Europe won't consider allowing Americans back over there yet

    38625 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2021

  96. Puppy

    38622 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2021

  97. 'Getting Nervous'? Bezos Told Amazon Execs to Hit Back at Critics Amid Historic Union Drive | "He's afraid that if Amazon workers in Alabama vote to unionize, it'll give workers all over America the courage to take on his greed and win economic justice."

    38603 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2021

  98. He's like a dog but smaller.

    38602 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2021

  99. My father as “Ick” Ikigami (to the right of Val Kilmer) in the film “Real Genius” 1985

    38594 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2021

  100. [redacted]

    38584 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2021