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  1. 🔥 Scientists have revived a plant from the Pleistocene epoch. This plant is 32 thousand years old! The oldest plant ever regenerated has been grown from 32,000-year-old seeds, beating the previous record by some 30,000 years.

    32738 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2023

  2. Drag artist says George Santos was a left-wing Lula supporter in Brazil before going to the US and turning into 'this crazy thing'

    32719 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2023

  3. Boiling milk in a non-stick pot

    32704 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2023

  4. [OC] One-in-five teens are almost constantly on YouTube

    32683 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2023

  5. What screams “this person peaked in high school” to you?

    32673 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2023

  6. Velma becomes the #1 worst rated animated show in history on IMDb

    32673 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2023

  7. A raise for me but not for thee.

    32670 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2023

  8. This dude is so lucky he didn’t get shot

    32654 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2023

  9. Educate yourself

    32653 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2023

  10. I'm not crying u are

    32648 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2023

  11. one of my drunk "friends" burnt me with a lighter last night.

    32611 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2023

  12. I asked my mother, who works in HR, for advice and she told me that employees shouldn't discuss wages.

    32586 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2023

  13. Blursed

    32582 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2023

  14. Artist banned, told to “find a different style” since his is too similar to AI-made art

    32579 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2023

  15. Not today, bird

    32524 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2023

  16. Someone knitted a sweater for their car's emblem

    32503 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2023

  17. TIL about Ken Fritz, an audiophile that spent close to 30 years developing in his home what he and others consider the worlds greatest stereo sound system and listening room that boasts 35,000 watts, nine-foot-tall speakers, and a 1,500-pound turntable.

    32468 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2023

  18. My dinner companion asked for “a salad, but just cheese and ranch”

    32398 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2023

  19. I felt better knowing this guy was on guard at my local burrito barn

    32396 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2023

  20. Cat checks the stability of a table

    32372 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2023

  21. Texas K-9 sniffs out $1.7M worth of marijuana, mushroom-laced candy bars

    32365 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2023

  22. I mean, seriously. At least they’re trying.

    32341 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2023

  23. I am a video editor. I got tired of dragging my full tower and monitor around, so I am prototyping this all-in-one luggable centered around the smallest 4k monitor I could find. More details in the comments.

    32337 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2023

  24. USA is weird.

    32336 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2023

  25. a bullet I found under my bed while staying at a hotel

    32326 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2023

  26. Well done kiddo!! Well done 👏🤣🤣🤣

    32316 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2023

  27. 1972-Girlfriend in 12th grade, wife today

    32311 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2023

  28. The New World’s Largest Cruise Ship

    32298 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2023

  29. Fermentation In Action, no Pump Involved, all that Movement is Natural

    32297 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2023

  30. Testing your brand new VW Polo autonomous emergency braking

    32288 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2023

  31. Middle school breakups are rough these days...

    32285 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2023

  32. A very passionate coach

    32283 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2023

  33. Ireland seen from the International Space Station

    32264 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2023

  34. to snowboard in peace.

    32258 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2023

  35. Manager tries to crackdown on dress code, I respond by wearing yoga pants to work.

    32235 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2023

  36. TIL most so-Called “Medieval Torture Devices” are fake actually made up by hoaxers, showmen, and con artists in the late eighteenth and early nineteenth centuries

    32228 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2023

  37. George Santos Fraudulent Signature Could Be Final Nail in Coffin

    32171 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2023

  38. Art professor sues after firing over Prophet Muhammad images

    32159 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2023

  39. You seemed to like my vintage poster with the bug Pokémon, now it's time for the aquatics!

    32146 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2023

  40. TIL: In 2020, a study was performed by asking pedestrians to cross a street hundreds of times and found that the likelihood of a car slowing down decreases by 3% for every $1000 in car value. The study followed up a Finnish study which concluded Audi, BMW, and Mercedes drivers were unempathetic.

    32143 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2023

  41. One year since this.

    32132 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2023

  42. Cat broke into Lynx's cage and now they are best buds.

    32118 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2023

  43. Our office received a pallet jack on a pallet today

    32099 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2023

  44. Boss with good humor

    32081 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2023

  45. (OC) Today is 60 days clean and sober.

    32062 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2023

  46. Lauren Boebert Says 'Conspiracy Theorists' Shouldn't Be on Committees

    32046 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2023

  47. It feels good to be a Canadian aye

    32045 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2023

  48. Old Velma was so much better

    32005 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2023

  49. I found 2 concrete safes buried in my backyard. Can't wait to see what treasures are hiding inside...

    31998 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2023

  50. To peruse someone through a cemetery

    31986 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2023

  51. “Fall seven times and stand up eight.” – Japanese Proverb

    31953 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2023

  52. Made this cartoon, thought y’all might like it :) 🥶😇🤘🏻

    31951 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2023

  53. me_irl

    31913 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2023

  54. The Elders

    31910 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2023

  55. A daughter tries to explain why her mom isn’t able to retain good employees

    31903 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2023

  56. Brother in Law hasn't watched Breaking Bad. Had these guys try and convince him.

    31894 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2023

  57. Wife asks husband to choose his weapon

    31888 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2023

  58. 2022 brought me a brain tumor but I’m still kickin! Bring it on 2023 I have some LIVING to do!

    31884 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2023

  59. Found this gem today

    31871 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2023

  60. TIL about fertility doctor, Dr Donald Cline who fathered 94 children by secretly discarding the sperm donated by the patients’ husbands and instead used his own sperm to inseminate them.

    31849 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2023

  61. Henchmen For Hire

    31822 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2023

  62. Pelosi's attacker is proud of himself. The GOP emboldened him: Of course, the Pelosi suspect feels supported — the GOP is the party of political violence now

    31807 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2023

  63. J6 the one day she doesn't have to be ANTIFA or one of Nancy Pelosi's FBI plants to make all the mental gymnastics work

    31753 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2023

  64. First Image of Jesse Eisenberg & Odessa Young in 'MANODROME' - An Uber driver and aspiring bodybuilder is inducted into a libertarian masculinity cult and loses his grip on reality when his repressed desires are awakened | A film by John Trengove ('The Wound')

    31752 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2023

  65. 2 woman throw garbage on the ground while a guy tries to clean

    31741 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2023

  66. $147,000,000,000

    31737 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2023

  67. ChatGPT passes MBA exam given by a Wharton professor.

    31727 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2023

  68. They are never going away

    31673 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2023

  69. These lights are red so they don’t disturb bats.

    31672 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2023

  70. If Instagram Was Around in the 1990's

    31658 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2023

  71. Rory got spayed and gave my wife the most unsurest grin.

    31650 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2023

  72. This is not the way of space

    31648 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2023

  73. it's the heaven for them

    31632 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2023

  74. No better way to show your love

    31617 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2023

  75. They're doing hunger strikes for McCarthy 🤔

    31593 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2023

  76. Study finds "incel" traits are linked to paranoia and other psychopathological issues

    31529 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2023

  77. [OC] Momma Bean (left) and her baby Pinto (8 months old).

    31516 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2023

  78. The LA river right now

    31514 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2023

  79. They tried to subtract?? from the total?? of their meal????

    31510 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2023

  80. More than 7 *THOUSAND* nurses are on strike in NYC starting TODAY. This sign says it all: "If the nurses are outside, something is wrong inside." (via @jessie_eli on tw)

    31508 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2023

  81. Brock lesnar’s teeth

    31499 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2023

  82. Drunk Magnus Carlsen wins a 2484 player taking over a losing position in a bullet game, while barely registering what's happening.

    31440 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2023

  83. Just been sent this...

    31420 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2023

  84. We’re all super rich, right?

    31417 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2023

  85. meirl

    31410 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2023

  86. What's 100% a scam but we accepted it in our society?

    31406 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2023

  87. 🔥Polar bear family together in the snow

    31397 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2023

  88. A little brush with death.

    31394 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2023

  89. Foreign home buyers officially banned from purchasing real estate in Canada

    31385 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2023

  90. Wife asked me how the score could be a negative.

    31369 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2023

  91. Just watch JoJo, bro

    31362 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2023

  92. Young woman gets adopted by stray cat

    31347 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2023

  93. Velma Currently Has A 8 Percent Audience Score On Rotten Tomatoes.

    31323 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2023

  94. Why tf do they worship this obese orange?

    31296 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2023

  95. Microsoft Edge reinstalled itself on my pc

    31282 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2023

  96. Gen Z strikes again 😲😲

    31270 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2023

  97. New Poster for ‘Scream VI’

    31267 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2023

  98. What’s something you learned “embarrassingly late” in life?

    31220 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2023

  99. Better not fire anyone now

    31213 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2023

  100. Note to self; Next time you buy some fertiliser pellets for the garden, don’t buy hydrogen peroxide (for my fish tank) in the same week. We all had a giggle in the end.

    31206 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2023