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  1. It's in Zambia, according to... (checks notes)... Elon Musk!

    11575 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2023

  2. My daughter 6, is showing lots of interests on planets, stars, galaxies etc more than usual. Any advice that you did/wished you did, with your little ones??

    11564 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2023

  3. Georgia quarterback Stetson Bennett IV arrested for public intoxication in Dallas, TX

    11562 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2023

  4. poor guy

    11560 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2023

  5. The part of The Ugly Duckling no one ever mentions is that, after a lifetime of bullying, the duckling grows into a swan, the undisputed biggest asshole of the bird kingdom.

    11559 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2023

  6. My name is Coffee and I'm 17 and I hate cats. Also, I'm taking care of these puppies since their mother disappeared. (OC)

    11545 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2023

  7. Not asking for much....

    11545 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2023

  8. What Unholy Combination Was Created?

    11535 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2023

  9. Random things women obviously had no input in…

    11524 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2023

  10. The fact that this is true hurts me but not surprising

    11523 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2023

  11. It explains so much.

    11514 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2023

  12. The Future is Yesterday For Us "Bottom Feeders"

    11498 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2023

  13. Ubisoft: We are not selling well. Also Ubisoft:

    11486 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2023

  14. In Vietnam 7-11’s they have these machines that make your drink instantly icy

    11481 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2023

  15. Australian Police Officer tries to subdue crocodile with small towel

    11465 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2023

  16. Man, he's pretty

    11462 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2023

  17. [OC] Electoral Votes Per 5 Million Capita

    11461 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2023

  18. Sand man, builder of castles

    11444 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2023

  19. Amber McLaughlin set to become first openly transgender woman executed in the U.S.

    11441 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2023

  20. TIL in 2005 a Judge in Oklahoma was convicted of masturbating while presiding over multiple court cases. Jurors heard whooshing sounds and thought the sounds of his fleshlight were him "playing games or tying fishing lures."

    11440 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2023

  21. 45% of women will be single, childless (and probably happier for it) by 2030

    11438 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2023

  22. John Williams Documentary in the Works from Steven Spielberg

    11436 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2023

  23. Jail

    11425 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2023

  24. What's the best job for someone who's given up?

    11405 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2023

  25. "Poor" households

    11403 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2023

  26. Imagine if he was 2-3kg more

    11396 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2023

  27. what the FUCK are you supposed to reply when your girlfriends father says "everything you do to her, I'll do to you"?

    11375 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2023

  28. He wasn’t holding back

    11366 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2023

  29. Endless possibilities

    11359 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2023

  30. CRIKEY!

    11342 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2023

  31. What do you name a kitten you find at a fire station?

    11328 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2023

  32. Ram's new electric pickup concept makes Tesla's Cybertruck look outdated

    11319 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2023

  33. I'm sure this point was completely lost to them

    11319 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2023

  34. (We never, ever go out to eat.) Had a gift card. Realized it’s for the wrong steak house

    11310 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2023

  35. 'Please help the robot that replaced you defeat the other robot that replaced a content moderator somewhere.'

    11307 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2023

  36. AITA for telling my son's mom that he's staying with me while he recovers?

    11305 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2023

  37. Just another reason to love the 99 ❤️‍🔥🌈

    11284 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2023

  38. I was offered s**ual favors by a girl who was clearly too high to know what she was doing. I refused, my friends are calling me an idiot. Does this mean that they are bad friends?

    11278 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2023

  39. Cursed compliment

    11275 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2023

  40. iNvInCiBlE dEmOn FiSh RiSeS fRoM tHe AsHeS dEsPiTe BeInG bUrIeD aLiVe, CaNnOt Be DeFeAtEd!

    11271 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2023

  41. me_irl

    11268 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2023

  42. TIFU by going my entire life without washing myself

    11254 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2023

  43. Been told gingers have no soul let see what you got……

    11251 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2023

  44. me_irl

    11236 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2023

  45. made my prom dress using a vintage 1960s pattern! 🕺✨

    11227 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2023

  46. A Con Man Is Succeeding Me in Congress Today

    11226 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2023

  47. "Lifetime of misery"

    11222 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2023

  48. Even in death, I still serve...

    11217 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2023

  49. In 1968, Samuel L. Jackson served as an usher at MLK’s funeral in Atlanta, GA

    11212 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2023

  50. Belgium presentor fumbles with flamethrower on live televisionshow for kids.

    11192 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2023

  51. But I'll still need to get a roommate

    11191 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2023

  52. Mob charging at a man for alleged blasphemy. This looks like that scene from world war z

    11172 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2023

  53. Innocent woman beaten by poorly raised brats in the Netherlands

    11161 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2023

  54. Mad Honey: used for medicinal, recreational purposes. Low dose causes euphoria, high dose causes hallucinations.

    11154 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2023

  55. Gravy Seals gathered in Virginia today to protest their gun rights

    11151 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2023

  56. Christian TikToker: Masturbation is a form of witchcraft

    11142 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2023

  57. similarity

    11122 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2023

  58. MEGATHREAD: Multiple Outlets Report WWE has been sold to Saudi Arabia's Public Investment Fund.

    11112 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2023

  59. married people, how do you initiate sex with your partner?

    11091 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2023

  60. Terrifying but interesting: National Airlines Flight 102 - crashed due to improperly secured cargo that broke off during the take-off.

    11088 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2023

  61. meirl

    11076 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2023

  62. Revealed: Trump secretly donated $1m to discredited Arizona election ‘audit’

    11070 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2023

  63. What are you trying to imply, Twix?

    11069 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2023

  64. r/Funnymemes

    11032 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2023

  65. Flat-Earther accidentally proves the earth is round in his own experiment

    11027 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2023

  66. It's just not his day.

    11025 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2023

  67. Ceiling Fixer at My House Found a Bunch of Old Wrapped VHS's Hidden Under the Insulation in My Roof Space.

    11008 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2023

  68. meirl

    10998 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2023

  69. Please tell me it’s a 5

    10981 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2023

  70. Zero difference between 1 and 3

    10974 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2023

  71. My husband of 5 years asked me for a threesome with my best friend and she agreed (TOMC Jan 2, '23)

    10974 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2023

  72. Trees can be very polite

    10967 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2023

  73. How to piss off a cook 101

    10942 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2023

  74. Supermassive Black Hole in Milky Way Core

    10925 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2023

  75. Eight people shot in California's third mass shooting in three days

    10913 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2023

  76. 22% of Canadians say they’re ‘completely out of money’ as inflation bites: poll - National | Globalnews.ca

    10909 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2023

  77. Value investor

    10906 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2023

  78. AITA for saying I can't attend my sister's child free wedding?

    10906 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2023

  79. [OC] DnD Player Wrap Giveaway! You funded my Kickstarter in Under an Hour, so I Wanted to Give Back. Mod Approved.

    10894 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2023

  80. This Dad Tattooed The Last Message His Lil Girl Made Sure He Had Before She Passed Away

    10893 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2023

  81. This defo fits here

    10889 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2023

  82. Saving the planet

    10887 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2023

  83. It's universal.

    10882 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2023

  84. Don’t say I didn’t warn you…

    10879 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2023

  85. Marine biologist

    10877 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2023

  86. When you see something like this, don't be afraid, don't call the firefighters or the police, don't move and don't kill them.

    10872 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2023

  87. GTA Cop logic

    10853 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2023

  88. Being an adult I still want it

    10840 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2023

  89. Blocking the route of a Enraged Charging BULL

    10831 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2023

  90. Who knows?? Vagina owners playing Russian roulette every month..

    10823 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2023

  91. Police say 3 dead, 4 hurt in latest California shooting

    10794 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2023

  92. Hair stylist shaves his head in solidarity with client who has cancer ❤️

    10794 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2023

  93. being racist aren't we. (new Scooby-Doo show)

    10785 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2023

  94. [image]

    10784 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2023

  95. This regret face.

    10780 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2023

  96. Internet fight.

    10777 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2023

  97. No cancer here

    10775 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2023

  98. I have to eat and got bills to pay

    10768 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2023

  99. American women who were denied an abortion experience a large increase in financial distress that remains for several years. [The study compares financial outcomes for women who wanted an abortion but whose pregnancies were just above and below a gestational age limit allowing for an abortion]

    10765 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2023

  100. Hogwarts Legacy Is Currently The Best Selling Game On Steam

    10724 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2023