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Reddit (Jan 2023)

  1. LPT: For Americans DIYers….buy a tape measure that also has metric. After 20+ years of home improvement projects using standard measurements. I find the metric measurements a MILLION times more accurate and easier to remember. 4.7 cm is much less confusing than 1 and tad more than 13/16th.

    31168 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2023

  2. The camouflaged camera man had some dedicated fans!

    31160 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2023

  3. What is your sexual fantasy that will remain a fantasy?

    31144 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2023

  4. Woman screaming her lungs out mid air

    31134 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2023

  5. We Need Jail Time For These Thieves

    31090 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2023

  6. Everyone’s childhood dream

    31087 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2023

  7. Bruh turned into Sonic the hedgehog

    31085 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2023

  8. Experts Worried Elderly Billionaires Will Become Immortal, Compounding Wealth Forever

    31072 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2023

  9. This diner offers burgers up to 105 lbs

    31068 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2023

  10. me_irl

    31058 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2023

  11. The Virginia GOP is proposing that pregnant women register their pregnancy with the government, so they can be issued a pass to use highway commuter lanes while alone in their car.

    31054 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2023

  12. Guy walking his dog encounters a baby crawling into the road

    31016 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2023

  13. Russia-affiliated journalist paid for Quran burning in Sweden - I24NEWS

    30987 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2023

  14. Weird woman who was chatting me up at an atm left this receipt in the machine while I was leaving

    30985 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2023

  15. Asking cops the same silly questions they ask us

    30967 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2023

  16. to impress Sting with a cover of his song

    30965 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2023

  17. Short term memory.

    30953 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2023

  18. What's the best response to "Dad, I think I'm gay"?

    30939 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2023

  19. Grandma With Gun

    30938 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2023

  20. January sea glass haul. I may have a problem.

    30929 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2023

  21. Microsoft under fire for hosting private Sting concert for its execs in Davos the night before announcing mass layoffs

    30908 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2023

  22. Nerves

    30907 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2023

  23. What widely-accepted reddit tropes are just not true in your experience?

    30874 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2023

  24. In 1998 Sony had the chance to buy the rights to almost every Marvel character for 25 million. They opted to only buy the rights to Spider-Man for just 7 million, stating, "Nobody gives a shit about the other Marvel characters."

    30873 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2023

  25. The Adventures of Asian Superman

    30868 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2023

  26. To scare the cat

    30859 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2023

  27. Alec Baldwin to be charged with involuntary manslaughter in ‘Rust’ Shooting

    30854 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2023

  28. Madlad on Capitol Hill.

    30847 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2023

  29. Purrfectly synchronized.

    30822 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2023

  30. My parents place in the north of Sweden during winter!

    30816 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2023

  31. Great villain

    30791 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2023

  32. To convince Dad to get a boyfriend.

    30771 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2023

  33. TIL that a Kentucky man won $450,000 in a lawsuit against his former employers who allegedly fired him for having a panic attack and leaving his own surprise birthday party.

    30749 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2023

  34. [oc] My cat always looks like she's trying to take an order by the window so i edited her into a mcdonalds employee. 🤣

    30739 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2023

  35. My school uses a 51 star flag to say the Pledge of Allegiance.

    30728 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2023

  36. New Poster for Ari Aster's 'BEAU IS AFRAID'

    30725 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2023

  37. Zelenskiy promises to swiftly confront Ukraine corruption

    30724 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2023

  38. The absolute truth.

    30710 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2023

  39. The anatomy of conjoined twins Brittany and Abby

    30679 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2023

  40. Great start to my vacation

    30678 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2023

  41. The "Advice from Reddit" starter pack

    30676 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2023

  42. House covered in wisteria in London

    30660 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2023

  43. So my parents took in a family of 4 from Ukraine almost a year ago in a extra house. This is what the two kids gave em for Christmas.

    30650 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2023

  44. Just in Huge Protest in Paris due to pension reform

    30648 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2023

  45. Helping the needy.

    30573 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2023

  46. Made a blueberry pie and my dad said it’s “good, but not a traditional pie”. He said it should be sweeter and more syrupy and should be much taller. Basically he wants canned filling and for it to look like the pie slice picture on the can. Can’t please everyone but I think it’s absolutely perfect!

    30572 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2023

  47. Two guys thought it was a good idea to prank a BJJ instructor in his gym for their social media clout

    30570 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2023

  48. Ken Block in this Audi EV

    30561 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2023

  49. "If you don't show up, you are FINished with this job!"

    30556 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2023

  50. Niece asked me for shelving/basketing that could be stowed away easily off season. I would up making 22 of these these things for her and her friends.

    30548 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2023

  51. If you touch my feet I'm gonna do it- Hi Ya

    30543 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2023

  52. I received a comedically large spoon

    30536 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2023

  53. she already doing it

    30536 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2023

  54. Anthony Borges was 15 when he shielded twenty students from the Parkland shooter by blocking a classroom door almost 5 years ago (Feb 14, 2018). Taking several bullets himself and surviving while securing the door, he was dubbed "the real Iron Man".

    30524 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2023

  55. Not being careful enough in elevator

    30519 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2023

  56. TIL more than 300 million people globally don’t have a single friend, according to Gallup data

    30518 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2023

  57. Year 2022 was ruthless. RIP.

    30512 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2023

  58. me irl

    30499 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2023

  59. Blursed_concorde

    30456 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2023

  60. I'm single. Am I doing it right?

    30454 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2023

  61. LPT: Procedure you know is covered by insurance, but insurance denies your claim.

    30442 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2023

  62. Presenter and two people cannot work out how to shake hands simultaneously in front of an audience

    30408 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2023

  63. A baby was losing weight and vomiting. At the hospital, doctors discovered he was starving from an almond milk diet.

    30374 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2023

  64. the male members of the inbred Whitaker family from Odd, West Virginia. The family is guarded by armed neighbors and local deputies discourage people to visit them.

    30367 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2023

  65. Danny Devito brings his own stool.

    30361 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2023

  66. What's a dark fact about Star Wars that is rarely addressed?

    30313 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2023

  67. Plaque installed by Donald J. Trump denoting where he shot a hole in one, including his witnesses

    30308 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2023

  68. LPT: Check in with your kids to make sure they understand your idioms

    30264 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2023

  69. Poverty character flaw

    30246 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2023

  70. A terminally ill 77-year-old man named Jerry Gilland made a pact with his wife that if his health does not improve, he wanted his 76-year-old wife, Ellen Gilland, to kill him, The New York Times reported.

    30244 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2023

  71. Cursed_PowerOfChrist

    30229 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2023

  72. Man Shoots & Kills unarmed neighbor for speeding down street, claims he is the victim when police arrive

    30200 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2023

  73. Siuuuuu

    30199 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2023

  74. Incredible how nowdays it dosent seem a normal thing

    30195 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2023

  75. My $100 dispensed by casino cash out machine had cocaine stuck to it.

    30183 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2023

  76. Trump makes shocking comments about trusting Putin over US ‘intelligence lowlifes’

    30163 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2023

  77. Audience becomes angry with speaker during a Q&A session.

    30142 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2023

  78. EasyJet allowed a plane to take off with a backless seat, then asked OP to delete the tweet before word spread

    30131 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2023

  79. Unlikely friends: Leopard and Golden Retriever

    30129 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2023

  80. Me_irl

    30117 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2023

  81. M as in Mancy?

    30116 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2023

  82. The remains of this hammer stuck in asphalt

    30104 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2023

  83. I'm not quite sure this is the burn they think it is.

    30080 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2023

  84. Lately...

    30070 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2023

  85. Nicole Brown Simpson 911 call

    30061 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2023

  86. Trump invited the press to a 'media availability' slot at Mar-a-Lago. Not a single cable news network covered it.

    30056 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2023

  87. Kittens napping in food container

    30056 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2023

  88. In case you didn't know, dragons in skyrim can look like this

    30055 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2023

  89. Artist Jonathan Harris and his painting titled “Critical Race Theory”

    30032 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2023

  90. Let me try this, I know I can learn it!

    29969 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2023

  91. Getting the grumpy cat a kitten

    29963 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2023

  92. Dude attacks hotel worker. BUT WHAT IS THIS? IT'S THE SECURITY GUARD WITH A STEEL LAMP!

    29958 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2023

  93. To prove a point

    29955 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2023

  94. The same man is behind multiple road rage incidents in California

    29950 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2023

  95. Silverado vs. 2 Trucks

    29949 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2023

  96. Guy tried to rob a taqueria in Houston last night. Gets shot and killed by a customer

    29892 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2023

  97. Study: 63% of severe alcoholics exhibit significant cognitive improvements within 18 days of abstinence

    29880 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2023

  98. Dude and his daugh- .... lady.

    29875 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2023

  99. Wizards of the Coast Employee breaks silence, says WotC "see consumers as obstacles between them and their money" and slams the company on the OGL

    29836 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2023

  100. My vasculature (left), compared to my man Cody’s (right)

    29835 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2023