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Reddit (Jan 2023)

  1. Complaining about what the food bank gave them, but they have a nice manicure that is clearly fresh.

    20818 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2023

  2. Salmon stuck to my new $200 non stick pan

    20802 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2023

  3. And no message could've been any clearer

    20787 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2023

  4. A Martin Fisherman's legs stuck to a railing due to the cold, they release it by warming up its legs.

    20785 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2023

  5. Blursed McFlurry

    20778 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2023

  6. This insane parent punishing their teenage son over a packet of ramen

    20772 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2023

  7. To give a speech

    20754 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2023

  8. Let's test which language is faster!

    20745 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2023

  9. Which one do I buy to game on PC?

    20714 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2023

  10. Peaceful Gun YouTuber who was not born in 1988 has a badass wife

    20708 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2023

  11. Quit because manager wouldn't let me work 10 hours in a week, while her and her best friend stay clocked in for 22hrs in a day. I quit, then promptly one day after Christmas, get a call from the police claiming the safe was stolen and the manager fingered me for it with no evidence.

    20705 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2023

  12. First time cat owner, are they always this cute??

    20700 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2023

  13. There's always time to help an elephant.

    20694 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2023

  14. What the actual fuck pathfinder

    20645 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2023

  15. Cute doggo wiping his mouth after drinking

    20633 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2023

  16. Russian Officials Throw a Tantrum After U.S. Diplomat Calls Putin ‘Small Man’

    20633 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2023

  17. Steam Awards 2022 winners

    20627 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2023

  18. Rep.-elect George Santos admitted to using stolen checks in Brazil in 2008, documents show

    20627 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2023

  19. My MIL had wooden laser cut ornaments made for each of her children and grandchildren this year. The ornament for Erick didn't turn out as planned.

    20621 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2023

  20. Legends 💜✨

    20620 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2023

  21. Maxine, the subway doggo

    20609 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2023

  22. Mountain biker meets lion cubs

    20605 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2023

  23. Oh yeah, it's all coming together

    20591 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2023

  24. We had a dress up day at work and my friend and I did a low budget Skywalker & Leia Reenactment!

    20579 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2023

  25. If J.J.J was in the DC universe, what hero would he talk about the most?

    20573 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2023

  26. awww yeaaaah

    20566 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2023

  27. "No deal, no problem! Leave means leave! ...Wait, why is everyone leaving?"

    20553 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2023

  28. My top 4 favourite comics I made last year

    20552 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2023

  29. Brazilian Insurrectionists cheered arriving Security Forces, thinking they were on their side. They were immediately arrested

    20543 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2023

  30. that person is right

    20540 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2023

  31. The number of young kids, especially toddlers, who accidentally ate marijuana-laced treats rose sharply over five years as pot became legal in more places in the U.S., according to new study

    20520 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2023

  32. My gf complained of the toilet seat being up, and I told her she’s the minority in this household. This was her reply…

    20510 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2023

  33. LMAO

    20504 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2023

  34. Good news for capitalists, but not for workers

    20500 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2023

  35. I'm bored. Let's caption this photo of Matt Gaetz angrily yelling at his colleagues on the House floor earlier today.

    20491 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2023

  36. Red Eyed Crocodile Skinks, definitely not baby dragons.

    20489 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2023

  37. Cookie

    20486 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2023

  38. Haitian gangs' gruesome murders of police spark protests as calls mount for U.S., Canada to intervene

    20473 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2023

  39. Scientists Have Reached a Key Milestone in Learning How to Reverse Aging

    20463 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2023

  40. Couldn’t figure out why I couldn’t put my shoes on. It’s cause my 6-year-old pulled a great prank.

    20461 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2023

  41. KAtts, protector of hoomans, masters of wrestling

    20448 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2023

  42. meirl

    20441 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2023

  43. Man attacks police officer, gets annihilated

    20441 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2023

  44. She is completely deaf, obese, nervous to be in a new home and very full of love. She is my first cat!

    20439 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2023

  45. Saving a stuck turtle

    20405 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2023

  46. I’m sure it’s just a coincidence…

    20393 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2023

  47. Zelensky strips 13 pro-Russia priests of citizenship - media

    20391 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2023

  48. Massive tree over a cemetery.

    20374 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2023

  49. What kind of a trend is this?

    20373 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2023

  50. From a museum, showing what sex looks like if we didn't have skin. It's fascinating, though maybe creepy to some.

    20367 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2023

  51. TIL the proposed area of Utah was much larger, but as silver, gold and other resources were found, the federal government stripped that land away and created parts of Nevada, Wyoming and Colorado. The Feds were nervous about what the Mormons would do if they had so much money.

    20347 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2023

  52. Owner abandons Pit Bull and throws him over razor wire fence in California

    20347 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2023

  53. the day I picked her out at the shelter

    20344 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2023

  54. Thanks I hate newborn pics

    20334 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2023

  55. Yup, this is the same couple in both photos, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne.

    20325 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2023

  56. John Deere memo: Farmers have NOT won, but that won't stop the news from pretending they did.

    20324 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2023

  57. What food can f*ck right off?

    20313 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2023

  58. to warn a cyclist

    20312 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2023

  59. So about that cop orgy … why all the hate goes towards the woman involved only ?

    20309 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2023

  60. Just Kidding

    20308 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2023

  61. Only gay men are allowed to wear makeup??

    20302 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2023

  62. I dare you

    20301 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2023

  63. According to the CDC, the average number of sexual partners in a lifetime for men aged 25-49 is 6.3 and for women 4.3

    20275 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2023

  64. Painting and camouflaging a bureau

    20250 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2023

  65. Lucky penny finds wife

    20243 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2023

  66. Guaranteed Egg Prices Won’t Ever Go Back Down Either

    20237 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2023

  67. Little Rascals

    20218 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2023

  68. Long exposure photo of wind turbines

    20205 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2023

  69. Clitoral knowledge and gendered sexual scripts appear to play a key role in women's orgasm experience

    20204 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2023

  70. Velma jokes in 2023

    20199 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2023

  71. The Mindy Kaling Backlash Has Lost All Nuance: Recent criticism of the comedian’s artistic laziness has fans reexamining her whole career.

    20182 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2023

  72. My dog didn't leave one for me

    20155 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2023

  73. Roll down window prank.

    20151 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2023

  74. Your life lifts me higher: World's tallest teen, 6ft 8in, strolling on a Brazilian beach with 5ft 4in boyfriend.

    20126 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2023

  75. Not great parenting by that child's parents or whoever is filming

    20112 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2023

  76. Recycling Plastics: It Works!

    20104 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2023

  77. Man survives fentanyl overdose

    20100 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2023

  78. Cursed_idea

    20083 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2023

  79. [OC] When social media is used for the good of society 👇🏼👏🏼🙌🏼🙂

    20074 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2023

  80. Fruit tree economics

    20071 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2023

  81. My HR manager got a new puppy

    20070 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2023

  82. New Image of Bill Skarsgård and Jessica Roth in Action-Thriller ‘Boy Kills World’

    20062 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2023

  83. Fuck this guy

    20060 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2023

  84. My work installed a finger print scanner INSIDE the bathroom to open the stall's door! and they'll fire us for using it for more than 10 minutes per day, I work 11-12 hour shifts, help

    20053 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2023

  85. The Real best friend.

    20045 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2023

  86. Michelle Yeoh posing with a t-shirt of Jamie Lee Curtis’ reaction to her Golden Globes win

    20022 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2023

  87. Lion Dance practise without the costume and the head.

    20017 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2023

  88. Wyoming wants to phase out sales of EVs by 2035 to “ensure the stability” of the oil & gas industry

    20014 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2023

  89. Messing with girls since 1945

    19994 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2023

  90. what

    19979 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2023

  91. I think your Cool :)

    19960 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2023

  92. My fingers turn deathly pale sometimes

    19956 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2023

  93. "I have 2 dogs at home... I mean 3"

    19935 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2023

  94. 🔥 A lynx with some serious paws

    19928 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2023

  95. Hilarious that this is seen as shocking news. Who can blame them? All job postings should provide salary listings, period.

    19923 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2023

  96. AITA for putting parental controls on my TV and royally pissing off my FIL?

    19923 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2023

  97. 🗿

    19919 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2023

  98. Brad Pitt at 60 in Cabo

    19907 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2023

  99. I was trapped inside my house by two German Shepherds on New Year's Day, called 911 and animal control for help, but nobody came because it was a Sunday and Holiday. Came home to this today.

    19905 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2023

  100. My 1822 stone farmhouse

    19884 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2023