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Reddit (Jan 2023)

  1. Putin deploys frigate to Atlantic Ocean armed with hypersonic Zircon cruise missiles

    23782 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2023

  2. Inconsiderate Neighbors

    23772 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2023

  3. In Avatar (2009), the protagonist Jake Sully turns blue. This is because he is a Marine and ate too many blue crayons.

    23743 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2023

  4. We tried -

    23727 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2023

  5. The glutes of a female bodybuilder who is contest ready

    23721 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2023

  6. How’s it going?

    23715 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2023

  7. Shell-shocked WW-I veteran terrified of his own uniform

    23694 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2023

  8. Your mom was originally offered the lead role in The Whale (2022), but she couldn't commit to the dramatic weight loss required.

    23672 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2023

  9. If they're old enough to pay taxes, they're old enough to have a say!

    23665 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2023

  10. no rapper can really do that! heard him?

    23659 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2023

  11. The first puff of smoke he blows forms a toroidal field around the original smoke ring.

    23638 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2023

  12. Guardsman collapsing at the Queen’s birthday ceremony due to high temperatures and thick clothing.

    23634 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2023

  13. A friendly reminder

    23607 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2023

  14. Put down by faith

    23575 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2023

  15. "You were never a nobody, Max "

    23571 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2023

  16. "Thunder Sleet" Storm in Oklahoma

    23567 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2023

  17. My (ex)bosses very mature response to my two weeks notice :)

    23559 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2023

  18. Am I the idiot?

    23558 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2023

  19. Umm...what?

    23554 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2023

  20. I'm not for piracy, I'm all for legacy

    23548 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2023

  21. Michigan school board member who tweeted "whiteness is evil" doubles down and refuses to apologize

    23536 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2023

  22. life of introverts

    23519 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2023

  23. people who know 💀

    23513 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2023

  24. The generation that put 'parental advisory explicit content' stickers on music is complaining about trigger warnings.

    23511 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2023

  25. Advice (Rollercoaster Edition™️)

    23506 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2023

  26. First Image of John Malkovich from 'SENECA' - Deals with the relationship between the famed Stoic philosopher, Seneca and Nero, the infamous Roman Emperor he mentored since childhood, and who accused him of plotting his assassination

    23478 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2023

  27. my dad posted this... I dont even get the gas stove thing I literally have never heard of this- also gives antivax vibes and I dont like it

    23448 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2023

  28. My $120(AUD) jeans fraying here after 3 months of use

    23437 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2023

  29. Removing ivy from a house

    23434 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2023

  30. Is Today Friday the 13th?

    23429 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2023

  31. This happens after China tried to ban fireworks

    23425 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2023

  32. Tess who?

    23414 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2023

  33. The real gauge of friendship is how clean your house needs to be before they can come over.

    23409 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2023

  34. Right before I left the trampoline park, I put back on my blue shoes. It wasn’t until I got home I realized I didn’t wear my blue shoes to the trampoline park.

    23385 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2023

  35. Good job, internet: You bullied NFTs out of mainstream games

    23384 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2023

  36. This Turtle was Found by U.S. Coast Guard with $53 million Worth of Cocaine Attached to It.

    23375 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2023

  37. 🔥Hero without a cape. Pollinator bat completely covered in pollen.

    23371 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2023

  38. Rainmeter was a Great Suggestion.

    23361 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2023

  39. To Guess The Average American Salary

    23357 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2023

  40. Germany to send Leopard tanks to Kyiv, allow others to do so

    23350 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2023

  41. What are y... oh okay.

    23329 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2023

  42. Well played

    23316 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2023

  43. So he just brought his police gang to do it

    23296 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2023

  44. When you try to steal from Guitar Center.

    23259 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2023

  45. Phoebe the kitten nanny

    23246 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2023

  46. [OC]...lets try this again.First day of my new career. Finally turned my life around at the age of 30!

    23231 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2023

  47. The top of this van has a joke few people get to see

    23231 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2023

  48. Ultimate delivery driver😳

    23224 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2023

  49. Jet has TAKEN OFF from Austin, Texas, United States at approx. 18:09 UTC, 2023-01-16

    23219 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2023

  50. It just never stops

    23213 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2023

  51. Good reply. Understood the assignment

    23207 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2023

  52. Woman and Biden Bad

    23198 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2023

  53. Welcome home, buddy

    23198 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2023

  54. After finding these 4 babies under the back porch then fostering them through the holidays, I'm happy to report that each of them have been adopted into a loving home (OC)

    23194 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2023

  55. Sen. Lindsey Graham said he's 'tired of the s*** show' and that the US and Germany should send tanks to Ukraine: 'World order is at stake'

    23188 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2023

  56. Funny because it hurts!

    23183 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2023

  57. milk crate

    23173 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2023

  58. Only for 69.99!!!

    23158 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2023

  59. Stanford Scientists Warn That Civilization as We Know It Is Ending

    23143 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2023

  60. Dating tips for women from Parade Magazine back in 1938.

    23141 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2023

  61. Coffee Shop in Derbyshire, England

    23128 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2023

  62. What's the "m" word?

    23117 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2023

  63. Microwave full of tannerite, what could go wrong?

    23117 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2023

  64. What a gentleman

    23089 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2023

  65. this off brand Pepto bismol is just called "stomach"

    23081 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2023

  66. Starting his day...

    23070 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2023

  67. What are some red flags in an interview that reveals the job is toxic?

    23065 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2023

  68. meirl

    23056 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2023

  69. When you put it like that.....

    23052 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2023

  70. The James Webb Space Telescope Is Finding Too Many Early Galaxies

    23047 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2023

  71. Sha'a Gi reigns supreme!

    23039 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2023

  72. My grocery store no longer sells "almond milk." It's now called "almond beverage."

    23036 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2023

  73. This guy might be the devs of the game, and he had punished the hacker.

    23028 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2023

  74. me_irl

    23026 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2023

  75. 15 Years on, 'The Wrestler' Is Darren Aronofsky’s Best Portrayal of Broken Masculinity

    23021 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2023

  76. "You ok buddy?"

    23003 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2023

  77. TIL that over 95% of farm raised salmon are deaf

    22974 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2023

  78. To show affection at age 6

    22972 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2023

  79. Almost ten years as friends, three years dating, three months since he had me pick my wedding stone at a gem show, first week living together. He's gonna make me so happy.

    22969 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2023

  80. Today I became a father! My life has come so far from the bad days. My little boy is so precious.

    22964 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2023

  81. Wedding rings removed from Holocaust victims before they were executed, 1945

    22955 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2023

  82. TIL that Perdiccas, the man who was supposed to rule Alexander the Great empire after he died, refused the job the first time so that the others would beg him to take it, but instead they just accepted his refusal and divided it among themselves

    22954 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2023

  83. Cursed_dish

    22948 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2023

  84. TODAY IS THE BIRTHDAY OF VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY🥳🥳🥳

    22945 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2023

  85. Ran over a pin on a ride. An incredibly chaotic neutral event. [OC]

    22938 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2023

  86. Le monde. But it's weird.

    22912 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2023

  87. Father knows the best

    22909 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2023

  88. She's not going outside anytime soon.

    22905 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2023

  89. This one had me laugh so loud my boss came to see. What's your fav deleted scene?

    22878 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2023

  90. Razor Blade Advertisement In Germany

    22875 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2023

  91. I forgot I was cooking rice and it burned. I've been scrubbing for an hour and it won't clean! my parents are gonna kill me

    22871 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2023

  92. Decades of rightwing talk radio and TV propaganda. Plus, their fear mongering.

    22852 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2023

  93. A McDonald’s location has opened in White Settlement, TX, that is almost entirely automated. Since it opened in December 2022, public opinion is mixed. Many are excited but many others are concerned about the impact this could have on millions of low-wage service workers.

    22852 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2023

  94. The first guy really thought he was doin something by messaging randos to criticize their pronouns

    22846 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2023

  95. When Mario maker hits too close to home

    22844 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2023

  96. Pornhub users in Louisiana now have to submit government ID to access the site

    22841 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2023

  97. Dragging feet though bioluminescent water

    22834 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2023

  98. The Salvation Army having a Confederate Flag as an auction-able Item

    22832 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2023

  99. Democrat Katie Hobbs to take office as Arizona governor

    22820 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2023

  100. He always tries to lie on top of the eggs, so we put ping pong balls in the egg carton

    22817 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2023