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Reddit (Mar 2023)

  1. No means no Microsoft!

    29383 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2023

  2. To exit the parking garage at work

    29363 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2023

  3. trust me bro. huge cock

    29322 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2023

  4. The taste of water

    29309 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2023

  5. To get the Uber driver to go the speed limit

    29284 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2023

  6. This owner managed to teach his cat some cool tricks that normally cats won't do.

    29281 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2023

  7. It’s been 84 years…

    29262 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2023

  8. TIL That, shortly after the Berlin Wall fell, Eugene Stoner, inventor of the AR-15, and Mikhail Kalashnikov, inventor of the AK-47, met near Washington DC and developed a friendship that lasted until Stoner's death seven years later.

    29220 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2023

  9. Time is going by TOO QUICKLY!

    29210 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2023

  10. TIL Salvador Dali once scammed Yoko Ono into paying him $10,000 for a single blade of dry grass. Yoko had offered to pay him that sum for just one of his mustache hairs. He substituted the piece of grass for the single hair because he believed Yoko Ono was a witch and might use it to cast a spell.

    29202 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2023

  11. I love my husband

    29179 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2023

  12. Brought to you by the Royal Society of Min-Maxing

    29141 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2023

  13. Real life Mario Kart around the city

    29137 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2023

  14. What famous person did horrible things that people largely forgot about?

    29134 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2023

  15. This is the most French video I've ever seen

    29111 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2023

  16. Bro was so into the role that he became Elsa

    29065 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2023

  17. 🔥 (Florida) This black bear was seen relaxing on someone's backyard hammock for over 15 minutes.

    29035 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2023

  18. The Room Where Michael Jackson Died (2009)

    29030 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2023

  19. NO BAILOUTS for Silicon Valley Bank - which lent exclusively to the ultra rich

    29030 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2023

  20. Republicans Protect Pedos

    29001 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2023

  21. Eras of Internet Memes

    28993 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2023

  22. India's tallest elephant, Thechikottukavu Ramachandran - Still alive at age 58 is branded as the most dangerous captive elephant in the state

    28989 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2023

  23. Karen starts trouble with Hells Angels in front of their compound

    28975 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2023

  24. Mother nature cannot catch a break right now. Barge carrying 1,400 tons of toxic methanol sinking in the Ohio River.

    28960 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2023

  25. Cities: Skylines II Announcement Trailer

    28944 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2023

  26. Wagner boss says the Kremlin won't talk to him anymore after he complained that Russia isn't giving his troops enough ammo

    28906 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2023

  27. An old video of my brother that I watch every day 💀

    28900 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2023

  28. she likes to show me a couple jumps & then look at me to see if I was impressed. I am always impressed

    28869 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2023

  29. Jonathan Majors Arrested in NYC Following Domestic Dispute

    28865 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2023

  30. Chicago man tries to rob woman who turned out to be an off duty officer resulting in a struggle and which he’s shot three times. He would later die from his wounds.

    28851 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2023

  31. What's an unwritten rule about the road that new drivers should know?

    28842 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2023

  32. Super relaxed hamster

    28839 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2023

  33. My wife never finishes water bottles. Just always grabs a new one! Hours ago I just cleaned up a ton of her left over ones.

    28829 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2023

  34. Checkmate, atheists!

    28789 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2023

  35. Kansas State's Markquis Nowell having a fake argument with his coach in order to distract his defender and then lobbing it up to teammate Keyontae Johnson who completes the play with a reverse dunk to give them the lead in overtime

    28752 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2023

  36. Lab grown diamonds, before they are cut and polished

    28743 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2023

  37. 2meirl4meirl

    28742 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2023

  38. Silicon Valley Bank employees received bonuses hours before government takeover

    28727 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2023

  39. Russian army to be replenished with 400,000 new conscripts

    28711 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2023

  40. We got her as a stray from our yard about two months ago. She's clearly excited to be with us. [OC]

    28708 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2023

  41. Throwback to Michael Moore getting booed at the 75th Academy Awards for condemning the Iraq War.

    28674 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2023

  42. A breakdancing Monster Truck

    28673 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2023

  43. inquiring minds want to know..

    28663 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2023

  44. me🐦irl

    28652 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2023

  45. Situationally aware skier saves the life of snowboarder stuck upside down in the snow (NSFW: language)

    28636 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2023

  46. What’s the hardest thing for you to comprehend about the American culture?

    28633 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2023

  47. Emotional damage

    28621 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2023

  48. Malcom X peering out of his window after receiving several death threats by the Nation Of Islam after he exposed his former mentor Elijah Muhammad for having children with underage girls. His house was later firebombed and he was later killed on the orders of Muhammad.

    28583 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2023

  49. that mf killing it tho

    28555 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2023

  50. Scrutiny

    28553 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2023

  51. University of Michigan Squirrel

    28531 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2023

  52. Go home Elon.

    28529 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2023

  53. meirl

    28522 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2023

  54. Urgency due to national security threat?

    28522 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2023

  55. The kind of support everyone need.

    28513 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2023

  56. This man is recycling old picnic coolers into shelters for stray cats for winter! How very cool is this?!

    28491 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2023

  57. Wealth Inequality in America visualized

    28477 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2023

  58. Well I almost died on my way home from work today. You can't really hear the first honk where I tried to get his attention before laying on the horn and slamming on the brakes. Semi really saved me by being aware.

    28470 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2023

  59. Medically responsible for patients vs. flippin burgers for the same wage

    28469 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2023

  60. My most recent oil painting for a reddit user, I'm particularly please with this one - I hope you enjoy!

    28469 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2023

  61. The design is very American

    28468 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2023

  62. Asteroid City - Official Trailer

    28458 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2023

  63. My old company wants to sue me for not providing password information - 4 years after they fired me!

    28440 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2023

  64. I’m taking this scratch-n-sniff test from my ENT doc to assess my poor sense of smell.

    28415 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2023

  65. The way they make these waffle-like bread

    28408 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2023

  66. US citizens bill on their heart transplant.

    28375 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2023

  67. Girl beats up guy that sex with her 11 year old sister

    28329 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2023

  68. do kids these days still play subway surfers and jetpack joyride?

    28326 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2023

  69. Girls are temporary, the Darksign is eternal

    28314 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2023

  70. Average number of sexual partners men have around the world

    28292 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2023

  71. My next upgrade makes me sad...

    28231 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2023

  72. The Guy's Skating Ability is the Definition of This Sub

    28208 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2023

  73. LPT: You can continue to lie about how much you make in interviews

    28197 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2023

  74. Guess the country

    28197 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2023

  75. $30 insulin

    28156 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2023

  76. This dog enjoying his spa day

    28123 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2023

  77. the fuck is this? so this guy just doesn't pay taxes at all?

    28118 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2023

  78. One Of My Students Made This For Me

    28103 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2023

  79. Michael Jackson getting pushed by Macaulay Culkin

    28097 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2023

  80. normalising it

    28080 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2023

  81. 🚨🟣 GameStop Reports Fourth Quarter and Fiscal Year 2022 Results 🟣🚨

    28077 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2023

  82. Feels wholesome to me idk why lol

    28067 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2023

  83. Oklahoma police captain arrested for DUI, repeatedly begs officer to 'turn your camera off'

    28027 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2023

  84. Researchers have shown that 18.4% of the general UK population report that certain sounds, such as loud chewing, and repetitive sniffing, cause a significant problem in their lives. The condition is known as misophonia

    28015 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2023

  85. Proud boys showed up in New York today, got no love from New Yorkers

    28007 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2023

  86. Chill, it's just a prank bro

    28003 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2023

  87. Oh my god, I can’t believe I found a copy of this in the wild

    27992 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2023

  88. 9th grader sues over Pledge of Allegiance confrontation

    27990 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2023

  89. David Attenborough, 96, voted as Britain's favourite TV presenter.

    27935 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2023

  90. How do you let your girlfriend know her vaginal area has an odor that might require additional maintenance without embarrassing her?

    27920 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2023

  91. to burglarize a residence multiple times.

    27884 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2023

  92. Dreamed he got a-salted

    27868 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2023

  93. Kid ruins gender reveal surprise

    27852 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2023

  94. We all want this type of friendship

    27826 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2023

  95. Lindsey Graham says Trump should 'smash some windows' and 'punch a cop' on his way to being booked

    27818 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2023

  96. Just a little

    27804 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2023

  97. Florida bill would require bloggers who write about governor to register with the state

    27789 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2023

  98. My wife's little office

    27759 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2023

  99. Women in Berlin can now swim topless in the city’s public pools, in a new measure introduced by authorities to end gender double standards. The change comes after a female swimmer said she was prevented from using one of the city’s pools without covering her chest in December of last year.

    27734 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2023

  100. it's Friday. I can't get a tire till Monday, this is happening.

    27709 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2023