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  1. me irl

    13813 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2023

  2. Do I sound gay?

    13808 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2023

  3. To bully an old person

    13806 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2023

  4. AI Ethics

    13772 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2023

  5. In "The Simpsons" (1989 - ∞) Homer is shown to have simple black 'dot' style nipples, while Marge is shown to have pink nipples and detailed ariolas (as seen in a 2009 issue of Playboy). I mention this because WHY THE HELL WAS MARGE SIMPSON IN PLAYBOY IN 2009!?

    13770 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2023

  6. Man sues Buffalo Wild Wings, claims pricey boneless wings are basically nuggets

    13767 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2023

  7. appstore for you

    13761 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2023

  8. American colleges in crisis with enrollment decline largest on record

    13758 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2023

  9. [Highlight] Hunter Renfroe makes the most unbelievable no-look catch.

    13756 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2023

  10. Just found out why my friend’s wife hates me

    13740 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2023

  11. Does anyone else refuse to sleep with conservative men?

    13731 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2023

  12. Why?

    13713 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2023

  13. Once Upon a Time, There was an Anti-Electricity Movement

    13707 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2023

  14. Man sees brother dead after motorcycle accident. He comes home and girl is in middle of the bed. She is absolutely evil as she spews hate towards his dead brother.

    13706 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2023

  15. Creepy kid

    13701 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2023

  16. I humbly submit a photo from circa 1987 for your approval. A photo of me, my dog wearing sunglasses, and my 1984 Fiero SE.

    13686 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2023

  17. Five regions want to break away from Russia, referendum shows

    13678 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2023

  18. Emotional damage

    13653 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2023

  19. Farmer saves bloated cow by stabbing it

    13650 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2023

  20. TIL Simeon Stylites lived on top of columns for 37 years. Simeon did this as a form of asceticism because when he lived in a cave people kept making pilgrimages to him and asking him religious questions. Ultimately his column life drew in even bigger crowds who would climb ladders to talk to him.

    13639 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2023

  21. Pauly Shore on Watching His Encino Man Co-Stars Go on to Oscar Glory

    13635 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2023

  22. Amazing performance art

    13618 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2023

  23. When your son loves the new toy trucks in daycare.

    13612 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2023

  24. Uh oh

    13586 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2023

  25. Putting this back today since it was removed on Monday 😊

    13575 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2023

  26. I travelled 5,000 miles to take this scenery in

    13573 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2023

  27. maybe maybe maybe

    13566 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2023

  28. For couples choosing the sex of their offspring, a novel sperm-selection technique has a 79.1% to 79.6% chance of success

    13552 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2023

  29. Feeding my bosses baby goat. (I work in I.T. Not on a farm)

    13551 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2023

  30. Ever noticed how much weight zuko loses after being exiled for a few years?

    13528 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2023

  31. It's a stick ... and a hat

    13527 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2023

  32. let's say you can only pick one, which would you choose?

    13524 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2023

  33. Japanese Artists Kohei Ohmori spends more than 200 hours on each project!!!

    13520 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2023

  34. Blue hair is all it takes

    13507 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2023

  35. We Ride to Aman, Eternal and Chrome

    13507 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2023

  36. Facts About An Ermine From National Park Service.

    13503 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2023

  37. Giant flying bug found at Arkansas Walmart turns out to be "super-rare" Jurassic-era insect

    13498 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2023

  38. I don’t know what else to do, this is my profile and no matter what I do I can’t get a match, is there anything wrong with the pictures or that I’m doing wrong

    13487 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2023

  39. Bro didn't let that slide

    13474 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2023

  40. Gerrymandering sucks ass this was a 51.3-48.7 and a Dem win.

    13471 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2023

  41. Woman in Target says the spring clothes in the kids’ section are pushing an agenda to make boys look like girls

    13468 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2023

  42. [OC] Updated size of bank failures since 2000

    13465 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2023

  43. In 'John Wick' (2014), Lance Reddick plays Charon, the concierge of the Continental Hotel. In Greek myth, Charon is the ferryman of Hades, offering passengers in the underworld safe passage in exchange for a single coin.

    13459 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2023

  44. Interesting spin to say the least

    13443 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2023

  45. How much of an idiot am I?

    13437 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2023

  46. Why are people like this?

    13416 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2023

  47. TIFU by asking my boyfriend a question about our sex life

    13414 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2023

  48. To casually stroll thru a wild mosh pit. The more u watch the better it gets

    13410 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2023

  49. Impeccable timing like always

    13406 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2023

  50. Old Town in Kraków, Poland

    13405 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2023

  51. Oh hell no… I know this is real. I’ve seen this scenario happen in person.

    13401 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2023

  52. My wireless charger charges my aluminium mug

    13383 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2023

  53. Large octopus moving into a hole on the beach

    13377 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2023

  54. A pigeon snuck in and laid an egg on my T-shirts while I was at work

    13373 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2023

  55. TIL Burt Ward once claimed that his penis was so big that ABC prescribed him penis-shrinking pills.

    13333 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2023

  56. LPT: Single people at work are often expected to pick up the slack (with no extra remuneration) when their colleagues set good limits because they have families. It's OK to have a life and have boundaries with your job to spend time doing things other than being with kids or a partner.

    13332 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2023

  57. Motorcyclist crashes into car after the driver was on his phone and making the wrong turn.

    13323 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2023

  58. Scaramucci- If Donald Trump was President during Russia's invasion of Ukraine, President Putin’s forces would be in Poland right now

    13314 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2023

  59. LPT Request - What small purchase have you made that has had a significant impact on your life?

    13270 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2023

  60. Alpine's poster for the Australian GP

    13258 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2023

  61. Moldova police say they foiled Russia-backed unrest plot

    13253 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2023

  62. It's the best spell for a reason!

    13236 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2023

  63. Veronica & Mona: "What if they were... in the Mafia?"

    13234 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2023

  64. A man suing Buffalo Wild Wings over their 'boneless wings' has also sued Tom's Mouthwash, KIND granola, and Hefty recycling bags. An attorney says it's possible he's 'just being annoying.'

    13231 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2023

  65. I lost my buddy Sean. Sean was a great Climber. Fuck Cancer

    13212 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2023

  66. They grow up so fast

    13211 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2023

  67. Stand up for science

    13203 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2023

  68. to pass through a border checkpoint.

    13177 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2023

  69. To ask for a supervisor

    13168 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2023

  70. i know what i am

    13168 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2023

  71. Comforting sister during labor.

    13161 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2023

  72. Mad lads gonna steal your calcium

    13153 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2023

  73. Chapter 181 [English]

    13139 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2023

  74. sums it up

    13137 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2023

  75. Billionaire bollocks be bussin back to back

    13125 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2023

  76. Proper Sportsmanship #KeepingUpWithTheVerstappens

    13115 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2023

  77. would you look at that

    13111 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2023

  78. Opening a dam after it was closed for years.

    13110 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2023

  79. Wedding Mirrors [OC]

    13094 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2023

  80. I mean if you got it, you might as well.

    13093 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2023

  81. Having a Black Widow Spider a pet.

    13089 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2023

  82. Republicans Accept No Blame For Bank Failures After They Voted To Deregulate Banks

    13080 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2023

  83. Kindergarten teacher Helen Hulick, who was a witness to a burglary, was given a five-day sentence and sent to jail because she wore pants to her courtroom testimony in Los Angeles, 1938.

    13072 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2023

  84. Harder! [OC]

    13050 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2023

  85. Japanese troops using Sikh British Indian Army PoW's as target practice, 1942

    13045 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2023

  86. That was the last time I tried using Wildshape for stealth

    13034 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2023

  87. Come on Barbie, let’s go party

    13027 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2023

  88. My boy Dunkleosteus pre nerfing

    13011 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2023

  89. Don’t be shy now

    12993 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2023

  90. [Art, OC] I painted an “Anime Last Supper” parody scene on a 5 foot canvas!

    12984 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2023

  91. I met David Cross!

    12978 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2023

  92. Protester in Russia wearing a Rorschach test being confronted by police

    12971 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2023

  93. This dial showing your credit score is purposely designed to make your score look worse than it actually is. This shows a score of 757 as 120 degrees filled when it should be closer to 150 degrees.

    12947 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2023

  94. my turn

    12945 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2023

  95. Literally everything a woman does is seen as sexual

    12942 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2023

  96. He lives in a skip and only pays £50 on rent a month.

    12939 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2023

  97. So, how much time does an unnecessary overtake save? Let's find out!

    12936 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2023

  98. Remember when Taylor's isolated vocals were leaked?

    12909 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2023

  99. Who would win a fight?

    12893 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2023

  100. A part of the human population can voluntarily control the tensor tympani. tensor tympani is a muscle within the ear. Contracting this muscle produces vibration and sound. The sound is usually described as a rumbling sound.

    12889 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2023