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  1. Closed on our new house. My 76 year old mother fell down the stairs.

    17737 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2023

  2. meirl

    17703 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2023

  3. Hugh Jackman Is ‘Bulking’ Up for Wolverine by Eating Over 8,000 Calories a Day: Chicken Burgers, Salmon and More

    17697 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2023

  4. [Highlight] Embiid buries the fadeaway for the lead with 1.1 seconds to go after not leading the entire game

    17689 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2023

  5. Learning ventriloquism.

    17677 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2023

  6. MADDAD.

    17677 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2023

  7. ‘Star Wars’ Shakeup: Kevin Feige and Patty Jenkins Movies Shelved, Taika Waititi Looking to Star in His Own Film

    17673 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2023

  8. To take a smoke break.

    17672 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2023

  9. How did somebody you know ruin their life in one day?

    17670 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2023

  10. Jesus Wi-Fi

    17666 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2023

  11. A very slow flushing toilet led to my discovery of the most ironic toilet clog. Kids suck sometimes.

    17666 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2023

  12. After telling my wife about the penny trick to tell how much tread is left, I asked her to send me a picture of it, and she sent me this…

    17654 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2023

  13. meirl

    17640 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2023

  14. That was spicy AF

    17636 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2023

  15. What the fuck does ‘Kraken' even smell like?!

    17627 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2023

  16. This Crane looks like its wearing my sneakers

    17617 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2023

  17. Bruh...

    17606 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2023

  18. Grandma's cooking hacks

    17593 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2023

  19. Body bags in DC

    17591 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2023

  20. City of Philadelphia drinking water might have been contaminated due to a toxic spill in Delaware's river. A mass text has been sent to the citizens of Philly to not drink the water.

    17562 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2023

  21. Man Does A Full Frontal Flip From An Incline Plank Position.

    17558 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2023

  22. 2023 Oscars Draw 18.7 Million Viewers, Up 12% From Last Year

    17553 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2023

  23. So what? So let’s dance!

    17548 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2023

  24. Welcome home

    17547 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2023

  25. Blind from birth guitarist (Thanh Điền Guitar and Diễm Hương vocals)

    17545 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2023

  26. Smoking in the voting booth.

    17520 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2023

  27. Hmmm interesting

    17519 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2023

  28. The innocence of a baby needs to be protected at all cost...hugs for everyone

    17515 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2023

  29. Could a Balrog beat Smaug?

    17512 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2023

  30. A friend’s cat had surgery. I made a portrait of the cat, had it printed, framed it, and gifted it to her. Just a nice little recovery gift. She reached out wanting a matching set. Her replies just tipped me over the edge.

    17512 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2023

  31. Lauren Boebert Says She Wants To Abolish the Department of Education

    17489 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2023

  32. What is the worlds worst country to live in?

    17486 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2023

  33. Wholesome Teacher

    17486 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2023

  34. Perfection!

    17475 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2023

  35. SVB collapse was driven by 'the first Twitter-fueled bank run' | CNN Business

    17474 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2023

  36. To give you an idea of just how large Saturn’s “hexagon” storm is

    17472 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2023

  37. New finance podcast about to launch!

    17463 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2023

  38. epic

    17448 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2023

  39. Arnold Schwarzenegger after receiving his American citizenship (1983)

    17444 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2023

  40. UK is going places!

    17442 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2023

  41. we will never know..

    17430 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2023

  42. So we asked our daughter to take the cat food out of the boxes and stack the cans on the counter...

    17428 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2023

  43. The break room at my job

    17419 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2023

  44. This year I’m keeping count

    17413 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2023

  45. People, no matter how hard they hate. They will always be the better person.

    17402 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2023

  46. No one saw that, just keep a straight face...

    17393 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2023

  47. To try and assault a girl in a subway full of dudes

    17384 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2023

  48. 🔥 Warthogs in Uganda rid themselves of annoying ticks by a group of mongooses

    17366 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2023

  49. That's not acceptable.

    17355 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2023

  50. Christian t-shirt

    17340 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2023

  51. Finally got my surgery, a friend included this in a care package and I laughed so hard it hurt

    17327 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2023

  52. meirl

    17316 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2023

  53. A bottle falls from a shelf, pops its top, then gets propelled back into the plastic wrapper it came from

    17298 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2023

  54. Who keeps reinventing this shit?

    17294 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2023

  55. Kanye West Says He’s No Longer An Anti-Semite After Watching Jonah Hill in 21 Jump Street

    17290 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2023

  56. Shoeshiner working on a pair of boots

    17282 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2023

  57. Justice Dept: Trump can be sued by police for Jan. 6 actions

    17253 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2023

  58. Oh, my sweet summer child...

    17247 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2023

  59. Woofsome!!

    17245 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2023

  60. This is Blossom. He likes to dig. And he's as smart as he looks.

    17231 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2023

  61. Baby penguin flippy flaps.

    17225 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2023

  62. In 2021, Haraldur Þorleifsson had to sit outside a shop in Iceland, unable to go inside with his wife and young son because there was no wheelchair access. After selling his design company to Twitter, he built more than 450 ramps across the country and aims to complete 1,600 in the next three years.

    17222 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2023

  63. TIL In 1983 heavy metal fan and author Stephen King was so annoyed when the local radio station changed its rock format that be bought the station to switch back to play what he wanted

    17220 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2023

  64. BANK RUN, this is Boston Private Bank, recently acquired by Silicon Valley Bank

    17207 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2023

  65. 🔥 A bald eagle seen in the USA

    17203 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2023

  66. What could go wrong?

    17194 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2023

  67. to make someone accept reality

    17154 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2023

  68. Herb Jones appears to tell Draymond he’s getting subbed out as Draymond is trash talking

    17154 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2023

  69. Intel inside, incel outside

    17148 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2023

  70. Visited my parents this weekend to break these guys out of jail

    17131 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2023

  71. Norfolk Southern hires a company known for cover-ups

    17125 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2023

  72. The video of a Russian SU-27 Fighter Jet colliding with a US MQ-9 Reaper drone

    17117 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2023

  73. 6 hours worth of work and brand new fixed teeth. Upper and lower all on fours. (I’m the dental technician that made the teeth)

    17105 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2023

  74. [Marc Stein] Basically the CBA says if there is a firearm on team premises (or on a team plane), that’s an automatic 50-game suspension. That’s why the league is trying to ascertain where was the gun before the Instagram video

    17101 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2023

  75. No water for children. I quit today.

    17095 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2023

  76. Tifu by telling my 6 year old about the sun exploding

    17094 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2023

  77. What famous person didn't deserve all the hate that they got?

    17091 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2023

  78. Gravestone that looks like a maze

    17086 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2023

  79. Finally something AI not very good at

    17073 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2023

  80. What if, hypothetically speaking, I post this for the billionth time?

    17069 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2023

  81. Guy thought it'd be fun to steal every electric scooter in the city that was accessible to everyone

    17053 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2023

  82. Could they be anymore targeted to children. My 13 year old daughters stash of these vile things.

    17050 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2023

  83. Danny Carey aka the octopus from the band TOOL, playing insane polyrhythms in their song Pneuma

    17026 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2023

  84. Didn’t even phase him

    17018 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2023

  85. Jaden Smith opens up a restaurant where homeless people can eat for free.

    17002 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2023

  86. This has a Minecraft Birthday (Original by johnny_JD)

    17002 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2023

  87. Sometimes it just takes a minute to make someone’s day better

    17001 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2023

  88. Runes are just slices of erdtree branches

    17000 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2023

  89. What single trope can cause you to fully lose interest in a movie/show?

    16993 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2023

  90. thanks uno, but no

    16980 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2023

  91. My 3 year old daughter did this today to my favorite thesaurus which I held perfect for almost 20 years since school 😩

    16968 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2023

  92. [Image] Sophie Scholl's last words

    16945 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2023

  93. The final version after your feedbacks. Thank you for your help.

    16943 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2023

  94. Wholesome Sailor Moon's creator

    16943 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2023

  95. It's Time to End Excessive Off-Exchange Trading - The most important comment letter I've ever written

    16942 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2023

  96. my spirit animal is this chicken

    16940 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2023

  97. Can't have your cake and eat it

    16934 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2023

  98. Straight men who don’t like performing oral- why not?

    16931 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2023

  99. Do you remember what she said?

    16909 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2023

  100. It's true, Bernie Sanders does have a pretty consistent record.

    16899 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2023