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  1. telling my best friend that i'm h*rny

    40033 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2023

  2. Counter-Strike 2: Responsive Smokes by Valve

    40012 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2023

  3. Wholesome tall people

    40012 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2023

  4. quick meme for my forgotten cake day

    39963 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2023

  5. After a successful job interview I updated my resume references thinking it would help land this dream job. Got a call saying they'd love to have me onboard after calling references. They called back saying the first reference went terribly and was told do be careful who I use next time. FML.

    39898 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2023

  6. Silicon Valley Bank is shut down by regulators, FDIC to protect insured deposits

    39889 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2023

  7. Both parties are not the same!

    39879 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2023

  8. meirl

    39867 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2023

  9. After 83 Hours, I Completed My Charcoal Drawing of Arthur Morgan!

    39863 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2023

  10. Afro Bougainville

    39827 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2023

  11. Newly opened Museum of Failure celebrates bad ideas, silly designs and overhyped products

    39800 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2023

  12. The best bugs

    39769 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2023

  13. I hate when this happens

    39752 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2023

  14. Ommmm

    39676 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2023

  15. getting some real Stormcloak vibes here

    39605 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2023

  16. me_irl

    39592 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2023

  17. Manhattan DA: Trump created false expectation of arrest, Republicans interfered

    39576 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2023

  18. Congressman who represents the Nashville district involved in deadly school shooting posted a gun-toting family photo for Christmas in 2021

    39535 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2023

  19. Elon Musk apologises to sacked Twitter worker over online row

    39529 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2023

  20. Ukraine says if Russia tries to invade from Belarus again, this time, it's ready - with "presents"

    39525 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2023

  21. A man drank colloidal silver for over a decade and his skin turned blue

    39501 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2023

  22. Terry Crews revives ‘Idiocracy’ President Camacho at SXSW campaign teaser

    39491 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2023

  23. 😂😂😂

    39469 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2023

  24. Yes, this is a real debate happening in Missouri’s State House right now

    39460 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2023

  25. meirl

    39438 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2023

  26. Does anyone else think the sequels would have been more interesting if Finn was the main character?

    39397 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2023

  27. Yesterday this bus driver for my daughter's high school went completely insane on the kids, left the bus and quit her job. It's absolutely glorious to watch

    39389 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2023

  28. TIL: A sex toy maker agreed to pay customers up to C$10,000 each for selling a “smart vibrator,” which tracked owners’ use without their knowledge. Two hackers had demonstrated the company was collecting information about users, including device temperature and vibration intensity.

    39376 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2023

  29. Don't drink the contents of the battery...

    39358 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2023

  30. Lauren Boebert rails against sex-ed then announces her teen son is having a baby

    39347 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2023

  31. A skull from the Civil War. Fatal wound inflicted by exploding 12 pound artillery shell.

    39338 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2023

  32. I found proof Mario doesn't hit Yoshi, he just points with his finger.

    39175 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2023

  33. I think he looks nice

    39169 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2023

  34. UK supermarket has a tag you can add for carts with wonky wheels

    39143 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2023

  35. US investigates Tesla for steering wheels that can fall off

    39140 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2023

  36. Gov. Whitmer signs bill expanding Michigan civil rights law to include LGBTQ protections

    39130 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2023

  37. BREAKING: law enforcement is prepping for a trump indictment as early as next week.

    39118 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2023

  38. Actors kissing their oscar!

    39101 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2023

  39. Zelenskyy says he wants to talk to Xi Jinping, but didn’t receive return offer

    39057 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2023

  40. This mad ninja mastering the spin move.

    39049 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2023

  41. To hook up with a stranger for consensual sex.

    39031 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2023

  42. Wake up, globetards

    38987 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2023

  43. New Florida bill would require bloggers who write about the governor to register with the state. Ron Desantis wants to Control the media, right out of Putin, Mussolini, Stalin's playbook

    38969 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2023

  44. Only person to qualify from her school. Wins all 4 events and breaks 3 state meet records

    38912 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2023

  45. Meirl

    38902 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2023

  46. Mom Hijacks Fox News Airwaves to Call for Gun Safety: ‘Aren’t You Guys Tired of Covering This?’

    38854 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2023

  47. It sucks to be a male anglerfish. They're puny compared to female and incapable of surviving on their own. Immediately after hatching it latches to nearest female fusing with it for good. They lose most organs becoming a sperm banks

    38816 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2023

  48. Florida courts could take 'emergency' custody of kids with trans parents or siblings — even if they live in another state

    38790 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2023

  49. Lone Wolf

    38783 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2023

  50. Tylenol at my store is over $10, generic is $2

    38771 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2023

  51. My mom found my Christmas list from 1999

    38754 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2023

  52. Been feeding a stray cat for a few days, and today i let her in the shop because of the rain. He immediately felt like home, so i decided to let him stay in his new home.

    38752 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2023

  53. Federal prosecutors reveal Proud Boys witness was informant

    38727 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2023

  54. Eyeing a run for president, Ron DeSantis wants to 'Make America Florida'

    38723 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2023

  55. Amazing

    38681 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2023

  56. The intro to 28 Weeks Later is so intense, its put other zombie content to shame for 16 years.

    38679 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2023

  57. To wave a Palestinian flag at a protest for democracy

    38669 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2023

  58. Maybe maybe maybe

    38630 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2023

  59. TikTok could be banned in U.S. with bill to prohibit foreign tech

    38605 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2023

  60. What's the dog thinking about?

    38593 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2023

  61. If you could place any object on the surface of Mars, purely to confuse NASA scientists, what would it be?

    38581 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2023

  62. Russian soldiers execute Ukrainian PoW after he says ''Glory to Ukraine''

    38575 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2023

  63. (OC) A redditor who I will name in the comments has built me a new finger after insurance turned me down for one. They took an existing design and customized it with my feedback and made me whole again. It should be known that Limb Labs wanted 15 to 20 thousand dollars for one.

    38559 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2023

  64. A local restaurant has a board of tickets of prepaid meals for those who may not be able to afford to eat a decent meal.

    38548 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2023

  65. TIL The Japanese government fearing that the Americans occupying Japan would behave as Japanese troops had overseas, set up a front organization (Recreation and Amusement Association) to establish brothels, asking patriotic Japanese women to sacrifice themselves as "comfort women" for the Americans.

    38539 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2023

  66. To pullover a Lamborghini without license plates

    38510 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2023

  67. Canada rules that flipping the middle finger is a 'God-given' right

    38470 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2023

  68. Suicide Rate per 100,000 population in 2019

    38433 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2023

  69. Meirl

    38392 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2023

  70. I made a spice rack

    38383 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2023

  71. Airbnb Is Banning People Who Are ‘Closely Associated’ With Already-Banned Users | As a safety precaution, the tech company sometimes bans users because the company has discovered that they “are likely to travel” with another person who has already been banned.

    38371 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2023

  72. The Tennessee House Just Passed a Bill Completely Gutting Marriage Equality | The bill could allow county clerks to deny marriage licenses to same-sex, interfaith, or interracial couples in Tennessee.

    38369 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2023

  73. 8 year old Mongolian boy born in the US was just named as the reincarnation of the third most important spiritual leader in Tibetan Buddhism by the Dalai Lama.

    38363 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2023

  74. AI image of Pope in a puffer jacket fooled the internet, and experts fear there's worse to come

    38330 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2023

  75. LPT: Go ahead and take that raise into a higher tax bracket! You'll still be bringing home more money than before

    38318 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2023

  76. Keanu is just an amazing human being

    38286 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2023

  77. France tonight. A man with a magic wand forces the police to retreat.

    38271 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2023

  78. Apparently no one in my building cares for kids

    38238 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2023

  79. This pup loves to copy his grandpa's every move

    38192 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2023

  80. Found in a river in the Peak District, UK. No idea how old or what it came from.

    38169 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2023

  81. Who will charter a bus?

    38087 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2023

  82. A hot take that is just vomitrocious

    38086 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2023

  83. “I didn’t like what the real dentist advised because I’m a crunchy mom and all. Now I’m asking random people on the internet how to deal with my kid’s rotted out teeth!”

    38079 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2023

  84. Be cautious about your expensive gadgets when kids and pets are around😬

    37971 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2023

  85. My ex accidentally used my bank account to pay her mortgage and I got this response when I asked her to pay me back

    37967 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2023

  86. Another Idaho hospital announces it can no longer deliver babies

    37960 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2023

  87. This man is Pedro Rodrigues. He known for killing over 70 people. He killed murderers & rapists, and had already murdered 10 people before he reached the age of 18. Many call him the 'perfect psychopath' because of who he chose to kill. He is now a YouTuber.

    37915 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2023

  88. me_irl

    37907 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2023

  89. Car rides together

    37878 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2023

  90. TIL that Chicago's Museum of Science and Industry has bred nearly 8,000 chicks annually (around 20 a day) as part of a Chicken Hatchery exhibit since 1956. The chicks are kept on exhibit for Museum Visitors to view for a week. After that, most are fed to animals at the Lincoln Park Zoo.

    37869 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2023

  91. As long as she doesn't make it into a candle, I'm like, whatever.

    37860 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2023

  92. Billion dollar industry? This psycho clearly doesn’t understand numbers

    37834 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2023

  93. Ohtani strikes out his Angel teammate Mike Trout for the final out and wins the WBC for Japan!

    37828 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2023

  94. Taking a video of from Eiffel tower

    37813 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2023

  95. "Chicago river dyed green for 2023 St.Patrick's Day!"

    37800 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2023

  96. Professional arm wrestler Jeff Dabe has 19-inch forearms (49cm) and hands large enough to hold basketballs

    37776 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2023

  97. Truly the best time to be a cs student

    37770 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2023

  98. Can't believe it man

    37740 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2023

  99. Bro thinks he’a a playwright

    37737 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2023

  100. Good news

    37720 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2023