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  1. He hasn't responded.

    27695 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2023

  2. "Full head of hair"

    27680 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2023

  3. Extremely low contrast label at Target that I genuinely couldn’t read

    27658 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2023

  4. The good ole days were savage

    27626 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2023

  5. Someone hacked Tucker’s Twitter 😭

    27609 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2023

  6. (Serious) People who know murderers- Were there any signs that something was off? If so, what were they?

    27587 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2023

  7. Apple is threatening to take action against staff who aren't coming into the office 3 days a week, report says

    27585 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2023

  8. Kinda true though

    27564 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2023

  9. In 1991, with the Soviet Union and communist rule close to collapse, METALLICA played at its first ever open air rock concert in Moscow. Over 1.6 million people attended

    27553 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2023

  10. Homeplate umpire Randy Rosenberg ejects JT Realmuto

    27530 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2023

  11. guy catches a rare lancetfish known for living thousands of feet down in the ocean’s “twilight zone”

    27520 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2023

  12. I would've added more but I ran out of room

    27486 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2023

  13. Play online games with a female friend on mic. I dare you.

    27454 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2023

  14. What was the reason lmfao

    27427 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2023

  15. Michael Knowles Says Transgender Community Must Be ‘Eradicated’ at CPAC

    27353 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2023

  16. I’m painfully aware that I am still fat, thank you, but I’ve got a new costume in the works that I’ve made with a 10$ budget, of Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite: Burial at Sea!

    27324 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2023

  17. Hmmm.

    27311 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2023

  18. Staying at a dive hotel where some idiot thought it'd be a great idea to put a window between the shower and the main family room. So my family gets a front row seat to watch Dad shower.

    27270 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2023

  19. Thanks, Obama

    27247 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2023

  20. left to nature's devices

    27239 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2023

  21. Girlfriend plays a "prank" to wake up her boyfriend

    27234 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2023

  22. This pineapple seed got infected and turned into some Lovecraftian nightmare.

    27223 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2023

  23. 🔥 A pig observing the sea

    27221 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2023

  24. 2 Cameras and a Doorbell cam and these Amazon drivers still think they slick. Glad we have the cameras otherwise Amazon would be like.. Too bad.

    27220 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2023

  25. Boys, what is something you didn't know about girls until you got with one?

    27220 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2023

  26. China ships assault weapons and body armor to Russia via UAE and Turkey

    27175 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2023

  27. When it’s hard not to believe this statement

    27165 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2023

  28. Prisoners allowed to adopt cats: The idea behind this initiative is to take animals from a cat shelter and place them in the correctional facility so inmates could take care of them. The program quickly proved to be beneficial for both the adorable cats and inmates.

    27160 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2023

  29. Nuclear power plant leaked 1.5M litres of radioactive water in Minnesota

    27155 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2023

  30. Did him dirty

    27155 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2023

  31. Staple cube

    27153 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2023

  32. Yesterday had to reissue stickers for a kid who just bought a car from us. Cop accused him of using counterfeit stickers and ripped one off.

    27106 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2023

  33. Americans who are against the Biden student loan forgiveness, why?

    27087 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2023

  34. Dude in car hates motorbikes I guess?

    27029 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2023

  35. Waterproof (hopefully) Phone takes a dive to show us a glimpse of the submerged world.

    27025 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2023

  36. Tenacious D covers Wicked Games

    27021 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2023

  37. This is why global variables are bad

    27018 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2023

  38. I'm a dog groomer and my sister left me with her dog while she was on vacation. Do you think she'll notice?

    26987 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2023

  39. Good way to spend $2.5k

    26971 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2023

  40. Jennifer Aniston Says ‘A Whole Generation of Kids’ Finds ‘Friends’ Offensive: ‘You Have to Be Very Careful’ With Comedy Now

    26958 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2023

  41. Restoring thrifted shoes

    26929 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2023

  42. 🔥 A cub Puma admiring his mother

    26928 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2023

  43. 🔥 This is how a chameleon gives birth. Doesn't take long for the young chameleon to get used to its surroundings.

    26914 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2023

  44. Happy to be here sir

    26841 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2023

  45. Strikes are very effective

    26835 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2023

  46. Gottfrid Svartholm, one of the co-founders of the pirate bay website, at his work station

    26830 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2023

  47. Not just Florida: The entire GOP is waging a nationwide racism-fueled war on public education

    26821 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2023

  48. Lord of the Rings

    26814 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2023

  49. 🔥 A marine iguana

    26805 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2023

  50. How to massage your Eagle.

    26803 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2023

  51. Watch Jon Stewart verbally eviscerate these hypocrites gives me hope.

    26791 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2023

  52. to smuggle drugs inside watermelons

    26791 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2023

  53. My new "Where is Wally?" poster [OC]

    26777 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2023

  54. My new car tells you how much time is left on red traffic lights

    26769 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2023

  55. Tucker: Vaporeon is the most breedable Pokémon

    26768 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2023

  56. Election-denying former Colorado clerk guilty of obstruction

    26754 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2023

  57. She got this

    26749 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2023

  58. The clown "Brincos Dieras" was performing a show in Atlanta. Part of the show involved bringing a woman from the audience up on stage to perform a sultry dance together. Everyone seemed to be enjoying the show, except for the participant's husband, who came on stage in anger to berate his wife.

    26729 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2023

  59. He is the right one

    26711 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2023

  60. This is from where i worked a few years ago but i thought it would fit right in here.

    26691 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2023

  61. TIL Frank Sinatra had a heart attack during the time the Seinfeld finale aired. The ambulance got there fast because everyone was at home watching Seinfeld. Sinatra died that day.

    26675 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2023

  62. Jamie Lee Curtis Wins Best Supporting Actress Oscar for ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once’

    26657 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2023

  63. Literally can’t go tits up

    26653 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2023

  64. Putin admits sanctions may hurt Russia's economy

    26652 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2023

  65. A sticky situation

    26649 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2023

  66. [OC] The share of Latin American women going to college and beyond has grown 14x in the past 50 years. Men’s share is roughly ten years behind women’s.

    26643 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2023

  67. Stalker ex-GF freaks out because her ex-BF won’t take her back. She’s been stalking him to the point of sleeplessness and being afraid at night.

    26633 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2023

  68. The Sleep Police

    26616 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2023

  69. Are they for real?

    26611 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2023

  70. This would be amazing

    26601 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2023

  71. I waited years (lots of difficulty for my wife and I) to tell my family this way, and nobody got it. Hope you guys get the reference!

    26596 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2023

  72. Sometimes we need to hear this...

    26577 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2023

  73. Good boy was found with a fishing hook in his mouth

    26550 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2023

  74. White House says Russian pilot who ran into a US drone and broke it was, at best, 'an idiot'

    26546 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2023

  75. TIL of John Galvan, a wrongfully convicted man was released after 35yrs thanks to Mythbusters. He was forced to sign a confession to lighting a Molotov with a cigarette, killing two men. One day, in his cell, watching a rerun of Mythbusters, MB proved this to be impossible, and so he was freed.

    26533 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2023

  76. Activated my trap card

    26521 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2023

  77. My dad is an avid outdoorsman, he’s been hoping to see the Northern Lights for years. A week ago he sent me this

    26492 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2023

  78. The (now defunct) Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in Norman, OK

    26451 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2023

  79. “Young people can’t even do simple tasks, so useless”

    26448 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2023

  80. Oh god, now a train has derailed in Springfield, Ohio. Hazmat crews dispatched

    26431 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2023

  81. Yes, this is a real debate happening in Missouri’s State House right now

    26430 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2023

  82. Retired US general about the plan to take over 6 Muslim countries because "we didn't know what to do"

    26414 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2023

  83. What nobody wants anymore is...

    26403 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2023

  84. A meme about Rick and Morty

    26383 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2023

  85. Get your ‘upset’ OUTA MY FACE!!!

    26376 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2023

  86. I am very good!

    26366 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2023

  87. [OC] Flying to the next adventure

    26357 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2023

  88. Attractive women wield more power in their households, study finds

    26344 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2023

  89. Lance Reddick has passed

    26343 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2023

  90. Nearly 40% of software engineers will only work remotely

    26339 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2023

  91. Road rage goes too far in Texas

    26338 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2023

  92. True madlad

    26335 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2023

  93. I’ve also seen this happen with authors

    26330 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2023

  94. 🔥 Ice fishing in 40' water on a very clear Lake Superior

    26303 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2023

  95. Russian soldier commits suicide after being hit by drone dropped grenade

    26290 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2023

  96. I’m so happy this all turned out!

    26289 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2023

  97. This friend made my friend’s underwater proposal PERFECT.

    26283 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2023

  98. This sign at my kid’s kindergarten

    26283 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2023

  99. Straight raw dogging vscode

    26280 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2023

  100. hate it when stupid dog owners let their dog off leash and can’t control them

    26276 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2023