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Reddit (Dec 2019)
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I use birth control because I love sex and don't want children. And yes, I would abort without shame or guilt. Die mad about it.
38232 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019
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Mitch McConnell Brags About Blocking Obama For 2 Years, Then Laughs About It | The Senate majority leader boasts about stacking the courts with conservative judges under Trump.
38228 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019
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🔥 Just a 40 ton humpback whale getting two third of his body out of the water.
38218 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019
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California celebrates 1 million solar roofs - Arnold Schwarzenegger: “13 years ago, we set a huge goal: to build a million solar roofs in our state by 2019... Today, we celebrate the vision and the hardworking Californians that made a million solar roofs a reality.”
38196 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019
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This building has cartoon windows
38190 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2019
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Nice dance moves
38184 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019
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WE AIN’T FOUND SHIT!
38178 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019
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Hongkonger jumps from 2nd floor in the mall to escape from HK police on Christmas Eve
38165 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019
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Florida man passes out marijuana 'because it was Christmas'
38113 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019
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Which quote is most improved by tacking "here, in the middle of this Olive Garden" to the end of it?
38097 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019
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A neat demonstration of how buildings of varying heights can be affected by seismic waves of different strengths
38077 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019
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Typical Chinese job offer
38013 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2019
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When Referees TROLLS Players
38011 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2019
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Just a typical day at Walgreens
37985 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019
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You're looking out your window and you spot a monkey in the trees, watching you with a pair of binoculars. When you spot him, he gives a military hand signal to several other monkeys and they all disappear into the trees. What do you do?
37925 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019
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The cookbook I got for Christmas has the same plates I do.
37923 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019
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Authorities use stun gun three times on Florida grandmother on her 70th birthday
37918 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2019
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"You're home early!!"
37915 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019
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US diplomat's wife charged over Harry Dunn death
37907 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019
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We see through your disguise, himmler.
37894 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019
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lmao someone asked Drake "Who Invited You"
37892 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019
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WCGW if i swim with my wedding dress.
37875 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019
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In “The Goonies” (1985) director Richard Donner wanted an authentic reaction from the kids when they saw Willie's ship for the first time, so they didn't get to see it until it was time to shoot. The scene had to be reshot due to the cast swearing as part of their reaction.
37839 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2019
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TIL The reason Arizona drinks are so cheap is because they put $0 into advertising.
37801 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019
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Boss Sherman
37795 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019
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"I got this big box from Amazon. The cat's over here. Let's see how long it takes him to make this his new house...."
37790 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019
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Playful Golden Doggo Gets a Little Fren
37766 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019
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They're having so much fun :D
37749 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019
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Seattle Police officers were recorded running into pedestrians with their bikes and arresting the victims for assault.
37748 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2019
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Australia’s democracy has been downgraded from ‘open’ to ‘narrowed’
37697 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019
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AOC proven right: Amazon expands into NYC without taking billions in public cash
37688 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2019
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Sirius radio making sad attempts at gaining listeners
37666 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019
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No Laika no!
37665 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019
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They have pet carts in grocery stores in Italy
37663 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019
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My insane parents keep trying to guilt me into shutting up about my brother, who is a pedo that raped me. My parents forced me to lie to the police when I was 14 saying my brother would die in jail and the family would fall apart. 11 years later I am reopening the charges and my mom is trying to me.
37651 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019
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He’s 190lbs but still scared of EVERYTHING
37647 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019
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This Christmas tree lighting up
37639 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019
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She just hit Trump with an “ok boomer”
37638 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019
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In 28 Days Later... (2002) Frank puts out containers to collect rainwater. I don't think he's going to get very far with a laundry hamper.
37622 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2019
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First Poster for Drama 'Three Christs' - Starring Peter Dinklage, Richard Gere, Walton Goggins and Bradley Whitford. - True story about a doctor treating three paranoid schizophrenic patients who all believe they are Jesus Christ.
37618 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019
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To claim racism
37582 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019
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LPT: When meeting new people, don't make a joke with their name, however funny or harmless you may think it is. They're probably sick of it. At best you come off as boring, at worst you're a dick.
37555 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019
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cursed_sex
37552 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019
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Anon fears for his life
37528 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019
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Poor guy.
37506 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019
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It's sad that my family is the only one in this theater here in the Philippines. Seems like we're the only biggest fans of Star Wars in our small city.
37502 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2019
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Delete your ass in real life
37502 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019
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Female TV reporter seeks criminal charges against man who slapped her backside on camera
37496 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019
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Hmmmmm
37487 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019
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The Open Book Fountain in Budapest
37462 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019
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I'm not telling my kids to never hit girls
37447 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019
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Over 500 law professors say Trump engaged in 'impeachable conduct' in his dealings with Ukraine
37429 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2019
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Jennifer Aniston gets pranked on set (We’re the millers)
37403 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019
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"No Time To Die" First Trailer
37394 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019
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I think that’s a Noooo
37381 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019
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Poster for the Restored Re-Release of 1985's 'Come And See' - Generally viewed as one of the most brutal, important anti-war movies ever made.
37379 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019
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Decade rewind
37378 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019
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My week old daughter shredding a sick air guitar solo
37374 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019
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Just a little bit to the right
37372 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019
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People who write "Ur" instead of "Your", what do you do with all the time you saved?
37364 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019
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Spongebob me boi, use me knowledge I beg of you
37362 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019
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Anon questions some design choices
37313 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019
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fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
37296 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2019
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This golden record/rocket pizza cutter
37292 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2019
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His excuse? I honestly didn't see him.
37284 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019
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When a starving predator is chasing prey they are both running for their lives.
37279 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019
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Will buy pics
37277 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019
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Our ability to recognize dogs’ emotions is shaped by our cultural upbringing, suggests a new study. Participants who had grown up in a European, dog-positive culture were better at recognising dog emotions than those who had grown up in a Muslim country (even if they later moved to Europe).
37264 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019
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My definitive trashy Snoo. I utilised feedback from my previous trashy Snoo. This one is way more trashy but I changed the facial expression because Snoos are meant to be cute no matter how trashy.
37257 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019
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Marilyn Monroe's last photo shoot, 1962
37246 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019
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It's a gift.
37218 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019
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Always thought this fence was green...
37192 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2019
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No words for this idiot
37186 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2019
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Came for legal advice, got murdered instead
37175 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019
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Cattle have stopped breeding, koalas die of thirst: A vet's hellish diary of climate change - "Bulls cannot breed at Inverell. They are becoming infertile from their testicles overheating. Mares are not falling pregnant, and through the heat, piglets and calves are aborting."
37159 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019
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We're like Dr. Strange out here.
37143 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019
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Alamo Drafthouse revenues climb despite box office downturn. The chain played 2,083 different films over the past 12 months, including traditional studio releases, indie, and arthouse films showing. Comparatively, the next highest number of movies offered by an exhibitor chain is 1,142 films.
37134 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019
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Kitten discovers the best bed
37132 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019
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TIL In 2011 two Hollywood films opened just 5 months apart from each other that had the exact same runtime, exact same plot and same ending. “No Strings Attached” with Ashton Kutcher/Natalie Portman and “Friends With Benefits” with Justin Timberlake/Mila Kunis. They both grossed 150 million dollars.
37131 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019
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Amy McGrath Files to Challenge Mitch McConnell in Kentucky Senate Race
37130 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019
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*succ*
37119 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019
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Mark Zuckerberg had a secret dinner with Trump in October, and he really doesn't want to share what they talked about
37115 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019
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99.999% of Guys on here
37109 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019
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I Bought a $2500 Love Doll
37094 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019
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Might as well represent yourself.
37093 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019
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Opening a dam
37062 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019
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TIL the United States Postal Service is the single largest employer of veterans (22% of the postal workforce) and nearly a third of the veterans are disabled.
37057 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2019
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McConnell appears to break with the Constitution on Trump impeachment: "I'm not an impartial juror" | Lawmakers take an oath pledging to act as an "impartial justice" before engaging in the trial, per the Constitution
37049 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019
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Nashvillians Want Their McDonald's
37041 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019
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me_irl
37040 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019
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I think I like Santa just a lil bit more.
37038 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2019
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Law professor tells Congress if Trump's actions aren't impeachable, 'then nothing is impeachable'
36982 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019
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Hallmark to reinstate same-sex marriage commercial it pulled
36978 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019
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Picked this guy up today
36969 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019
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First Image of Julia Louis-Dreyfus & Will Ferrell in Comedy-Drama 'Downhill' - Directed by Nat Faxon & Jim Rash ('The Way Way Back') - A family on a winter vacation is rattled in the aftermath of an avalanche during which the father behaved cowardly.
36944 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019
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Rock, Paper, Scissor
36941 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019
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Cash in on the political market!
36932 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2019
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Google’s Larry Page gave $400 million in Christmas donations. Not a penny went straight to charity. How Silicon Valley billionaires skirt charity rules each holiday season.
36923 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019
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Megathread: Sen. Kamala Harris Drops Out Of Presidential Race
36912 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2019
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#KremlinKevin Trends After People Point Out Top House Republican Kevin McCarthy Took Donations From Lev Parnas
36899 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019