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Reddit (Dec 2019)

  1. I use birth control because I love sex and don't want children. And yes, I would abort without shame or guilt. Die mad about it.

    38232 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019

  2. Mitch McConnell Brags About Blocking Obama For 2 Years, Then Laughs About It | The Senate majority leader boasts about stacking the courts with conservative judges under Trump.

    38228 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019

  3. 🔥 Just a 40 ton humpback whale getting two third of his body out of the water.

    38218 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019

  4. California celebrates 1 million solar roofs - Arnold Schwarzenegger: “13 years ago, we set a huge goal: to build a million solar roofs in our state by 2019... Today, we celebrate the vision and the hardworking Californians that made a million solar roofs a reality.”

    38196 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019

  5. This building has cartoon windows

    38190 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2019

  6. Nice dance moves

    38184 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019

  7. WE AIN’T FOUND SHIT!

    38178 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019

  8. Hongkonger jumps from 2nd floor in the mall to escape from HK police on Christmas Eve

    38165 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019

  9. Florida man passes out marijuana 'because it was Christmas'

    38113 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019

  10. Which quote is most improved by tacking "here, in the middle of this Olive Garden" to the end of it?

    38097 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019

  11. A neat demonstration of how buildings of varying heights can be affected by seismic waves of different strengths

    38077 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019

  12. Typical Chinese job offer

    38013 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2019

  13. When Referees TROLLS Players

    38011 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2019

  14. Just a typical day at Walgreens

    37985 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019

  15. You're looking out your window and you spot a monkey in the trees, watching you with a pair of binoculars. When you spot him, he gives a military hand signal to several other monkeys and they all disappear into the trees. What do you do?

    37925 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019

  16. The cookbook I got for Christmas has the same plates I do.

    37923 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019

  17. Authorities use stun gun three times on Florida grandmother on her 70th birthday

    37918 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2019

  18. "You're home early!!"

    37915 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019

  19. US diplomat's wife charged over Harry Dunn death

    37907 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019

  20. We see through your disguise, himmler.

    37894 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019

  21. lmao someone asked Drake "Who Invited You"

    37892 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019

  22. WCGW if i swim with my wedding dress.

    37875 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019

  23. In “The Goonies” (1985) director Richard Donner wanted an authentic reaction from the kids when they saw Willie's ship for the first time, so they didn't get to see it until it was time to shoot. The scene had to be reshot due to the cast swearing as part of their reaction.

    37839 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2019

  24. TIL The reason Arizona drinks are so cheap is because they put $0 into advertising.

    37801 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019

  25. Boss Sherman

    37795 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019

  26. "I got this big box from Amazon. The cat's over here. Let's see how long it takes him to make this his new house...."

    37790 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019

  27. Playful Golden Doggo Gets a Little Fren

    37766 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019

  28. They're having so much fun :D

    37749 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019

  29. Seattle Police officers were recorded running into pedestrians with their bikes and arresting the victims for assault.

    37748 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2019

  30. Australia’s democracy has been downgraded from ‘open’ to ‘narrowed’

    37697 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019

  31. AOC proven right: Amazon expands into NYC without taking billions in public cash

    37688 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2019

  32. Sirius radio making sad attempts at gaining listeners

    37666 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019

  33. No Laika no!

    37665 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019

  34. They have pet carts in grocery stores in Italy

    37663 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019

  35. My insane parents keep trying to guilt me into shutting up about my brother, who is a pedo that raped me. My parents forced me to lie to the police when I was 14 saying my brother would die in jail and the family would fall apart. 11 years later I am reopening the charges and my mom is trying to me.

    37651 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019

  36. He’s 190lbs but still scared of EVERYTHING

    37647 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019

  37. This Christmas tree lighting up

    37639 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019

  38. She just hit Trump with an “ok boomer”

    37638 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019

  39. In 28 Days Later... (2002) Frank puts out containers to collect rainwater. I don't think he's going to get very far with a laundry hamper.

    37622 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2019

  40. First Poster for Drama 'Three Christs' - Starring Peter Dinklage, Richard Gere, Walton Goggins and Bradley Whitford. - True story about a doctor treating three paranoid schizophrenic patients who all believe they are Jesus Christ.

    37618 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019

  41. To claim racism

    37582 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019

  42. LPT: When meeting new people, don't make a joke with their name, however funny or harmless you may think it is. They're probably sick of it. At best you come off as boring, at worst you're a dick.

    37555 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019

  43. cursed_sex

    37552 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019

  44. Anon fears for his life

    37528 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019

  45. Poor guy.

    37506 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019

  46. It's sad that my family is the only one in this theater here in the Philippines. Seems like we're the only biggest fans of Star Wars in our small city.

    37502 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2019

  47. Delete your ass in real life

    37502 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019

  48. Female TV reporter seeks criminal charges against man who slapped her backside on camera

    37496 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019

  49. Hmmmmm

    37487 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019

  50. The Open Book Fountain in Budapest

    37462 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019

  51. I'm not telling my kids to never hit girls

    37447 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019

  52. Over 500 law professors say Trump engaged in 'impeachable conduct' in his dealings with Ukraine

    37429 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2019

  53. Jennifer Aniston gets pranked on set (We’re the millers)

    37403 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019

  54. "No Time To Die" First Trailer

    37394 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019

  55. I think that’s a Noooo

    37381 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019

  56. Poster for the Restored Re-Release of 1985's 'Come And See' - Generally viewed as one of the most brutal, important anti-war movies ever made.

    37379 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019

  57. Decade rewind

    37378 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019

  58. My week old daughter shredding a sick air guitar solo

    37374 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019

  59. Just a little bit to the right

    37372 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019

  60. People who write "Ur" instead of "Your", what do you do with all the time you saved?

    37364 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019

  61. Spongebob me boi, use me knowledge I beg of you

    37362 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019

  62. Anon questions some design choices

    37313 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019

  63. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

    37296 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2019

  64. This golden record/rocket pizza cutter

    37292 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2019

  65. His excuse? I honestly didn't see him.

    37284 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019

  66. When a starving predator is chasing prey they are both running for their lives.

    37279 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019

  67. Will buy pics

    37277 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019

  68. Our ability to recognize dogs’ emotions is shaped by our cultural upbringing, suggests a new study. Participants who had grown up in a European, dog-positive culture were better at recognising dog emotions than those who had grown up in a Muslim country (even if they later moved to Europe).

    37264 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019

  69. My definitive trashy Snoo. I utilised feedback from my previous trashy Snoo. This one is way more trashy but I changed the facial expression because Snoos are meant to be cute no matter how trashy.

    37257 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019

  70. Marilyn Monroe's last photo shoot, 1962

    37246 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019

  71. It's a gift.

    37218 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019

  72. Always thought this fence was green...

    37192 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2019

  73. No words for this idiot

    37186 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2019

  74. Came for legal advice, got murdered instead

    37175 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019

  75. Cattle have stopped breeding, koalas die of thirst: A vet's hellish diary of climate change - "Bulls cannot breed at Inverell. They are becoming infertile from their testicles overheating. Mares are not falling pregnant, and through the heat, piglets and calves are aborting."

    37159 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019

  76. We're like Dr. Strange out here.

    37143 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019

  77. Alamo Drafthouse revenues climb despite box office downturn. The chain played 2,083 different films over the past 12 months, including traditional studio releases, indie, and arthouse films showing. Comparatively, the next highest number of movies offered by an exhibitor chain is 1,142 films.

    37134 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019

  78. Kitten discovers the best bed

    37132 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019

  79. TIL In 2011 two Hollywood films opened just 5 months apart from each other that had the exact same runtime, exact same plot and same ending. “No Strings Attached” with Ashton Kutcher/Natalie Portman and “Friends With Benefits” with Justin Timberlake/Mila Kunis. They both grossed 150 million dollars.

    37131 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019

  80. Amy McGrath Files to Challenge Mitch McConnell in Kentucky Senate Race

    37130 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019

  81. *succ*

    37119 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019

  82. Mark Zuckerberg had a secret dinner with Trump in October, and he really doesn't want to share what they talked about

    37115 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019

  83. 99.999% of Guys on here

    37109 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019

  84. I Bought a $2500 Love Doll

    37094 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019

  85. Might as well represent yourself.

    37093 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019

  86. Opening a dam

    37062 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019

  87. TIL the United States Postal Service is the single largest employer of veterans (22% of the postal workforce) and nearly a third of the veterans are disabled.

    37057 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2019

  88. McConnell appears to break with the Constitution on Trump impeachment: "I'm not an impartial juror" | Lawmakers take an oath pledging to act as an "impartial justice" before engaging in the trial, per the Constitution

    37049 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019

  89. Nashvillians Want Their McDonald's

    37041 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019

  90. me_irl

    37040 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019

  91. I think I like Santa just a lil bit more.

    37038 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2019

  92. Law professor tells Congress if Trump's actions aren't impeachable, 'then nothing is impeachable'

    36982 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019

  93. Hallmark to reinstate same-sex marriage commercial it pulled

    36978 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019

  94. Picked this guy up today

    36969 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019

  95. First Image of Julia Louis-Dreyfus & Will Ferrell in Comedy-Drama 'Downhill' - Directed by Nat Faxon & Jim Rash ('The Way Way Back') - A family on a winter vacation is rattled in the aftermath of an avalanche during which the father behaved cowardly.

    36944 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019

  96. Rock, Paper, Scissor

    36941 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019

  97. Cash in on the political market!

    36932 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2019

  98. Google’s Larry Page gave $400 million in Christmas donations. Not a penny went straight to charity. How Silicon Valley billionaires skirt charity rules each holiday season.

    36923 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019

  99. Megathread: Sen. Kamala Harris Drops Out Of Presidential Race

    36912 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2019

  100. #KremlinKevin Trends After People Point Out Top House Republican Kevin McCarthy Took Donations From Lev Parnas

    36899 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019