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  1. 'We thought it was a prank': Girl, 6, finds China prisoner plea in Tesco charity card. The note urged whoever purchased the cards to contact a British man who had been imprisoned in China in the same jail.

    56412 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019

  2. Party time kids

    56411 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019

  3. TIL of Albert Hofmann, who synthesized LSD. On 16 April 1943, he accidentally consumed some LSD and discovered its powerful effects. Three days later, he intentionally ingested 0.25 mg of LSD, whose effects he began to feel as he rode home on a bike. This was the first LSD trip.

    56327 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2019

  4. Wtf are they doing ?

    56310 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019

  5. *barks in evil*

    56301 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2019

  6. Using your daughter’s entire college fund to pay for your crappy pyramid scheme products.

    56301 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019

  7. Like father like son

    56292 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019

  8. Hello from the other side. Feel like I got hit by a truck but the surgery was successful.

    56288 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2019

  9. #PresidentSanders Trends As Vermont Senator Reportedly Leads Democratic Fundraising Race

    56264 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019

  10. FROM DAY TO NIGHT. Today, the protest in Hong Kong marks it's half year anniversary. Over 800 thousand people took the streets today, which is about 11% of the population.

    56262 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2019

  11. What is a song which seems to be upbeat and happy until you listen to the lyrics?

    56237 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019

  12. I photoshopped an Orca whale getting hit by a plane

    56150 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019

  13. If stealthing (non-consensual removal of a condom) is rape, so should lying about being on birth control

    56135 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019

  14. This wearable microphone one of my students gave me to beam directly to his hearing aids

    56110 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019

  15. TIL Henry Heinz deliberately put his ketchup in clear glass bottles which was uncommon due to a lack of food safety standards. unethical companies used colored bottles to hide shoddy product and he worked with a chemist who went on to find foods containing gypsum, brick dust, borax, formaldehyde etc

    56036 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019

  16. why

    56024 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019

  17. VR is truly the future of gaming

    55993 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2019

  18. Samuel L. Jackson gives zero fucks about snowflake Trump supporters.

    55969 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019

  19. Al Franken mocks McConnell: 'Like listening to Jeffrey Dahmer complain about the decline of dinner party etiquette'

    55953 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019

  20. TIL The bezel on a dive watch only turns counterclockwise so that if the bezel is bumped accidentally during a dive it will only move in one direction, subtracting time from the dive and prompting the diver to surface early rather than staying under for too long.

    55945 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019

  21. Cries in 100kbps

    55935 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019

  22. what are the downsides of weed that people don't talk about ?

    55930 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2019

  23. You gotta be shittin' me

    55915 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019

  24. Has anyone here actually finished a stick of chapstick? If so, how did you manage to accomplish such feat?

    55888 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019

  25. New female flirtation study suggests that direct pick-up lines by women on men were most successful, and innocuous lines least effective. Men rated all forms of pick-up lines from attractive females as effective. For women perceived as less attractive, flippant pick-up lines had most male interest.

    55819 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2019

  26. Rescue dog can thrive thanks to her four new prosthetic limbs

    55781 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2019

  27. LPT: parents of teens, give your child an innocuous sounding phrase to text you as a code for “get me out of here” when they want to avoid peer pressure but not look like they are bailing/lame

    55761 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019

  28. What’s something $100 or less but is a total game changer? [serious]

    55757 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019

  29. Bribery at its finest

    55701 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019

  30. If your username is the answer, what is the question?

    55676 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019

  31. This path of frozen bamboo

    55641 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019

  32. A summary of this subreddit's Christmas.

    55630 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019

  33. Broken Sign Still Accurate

    55629 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2019

  34. Quick! Act natural

    55608 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2019

  35. Pro tip

    55584 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2019

  36. [OC] I got annoyed with FedEx and created a visualization of my package's journey.

    55528 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2019

  37. Double King

    55517 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019

  38. Greta Thunberg is Time's 2019 Person of the Year

    55495 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019

  39. Guy catches Gymnast and prevents a hard landing.

    55465 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019

  40. LPT: Learn excel. It's one of the most under-appreciated tools within the office environment and rarely used to its full potential

    55447 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019

  41. I've never seen this kind of cooking before, I thought he was digging a grave at first

    55446 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019

  42. Moose may be a little clumsy but he is trying his best

    55404 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019

  43. Canadian geologist who revealed fraud in a Dubai-based company detained since 2015

    55400 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019

  44. I hope this belongs here. I am a dog Walker and I took this photo of one of the puppies I walk. He loves running at me full force. I think this may be the best photo I have ever taken!

    55398 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019

  45. This morning I accidentally left my winter gloves in the library next to the computer I used to print my final paper. After handing in my final, I went back to the library to try to find them. I was told everything left in the library gets put on the free cart. Guess whos gloves were gone in 30 min?

    55394 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019

  46. Friend’s husband doesn’t want to pay me for babysitting because I won’t paint a free painting from them. Even when I told them I’d do it for very cheap if they bought the canvas.

    55290 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019

  47. What women really want

    55287 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019

  48. Yes, he's implying what you think he is. Some next level blatant racism right here.

    55274 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019

  49. saw this 5 minutes ago and i am still cringing

    55247 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019

  50. I can only hope.

    55237 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019

  51. TIFU by using a nose hair trimmer to manscape my nether regions (and subsequently revealing mankind's most horrible secret on Reddit)

    55187 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2019

  52. Bernie Sanders unveils plan to boost broadband access, break up internet and cable titans

    55182 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2019

  53. Ocean surface coffee table

    55159 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019

  54. “Goodbye there”

    55146 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2019

  55. If you're gonna do it, do it right

    55121 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019

  56. Right place right time

    55111 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019

  57. They don’t let you smile in passport photos because they want you to look the same as if you were standing in line at customs for an hour

    55078 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019

  58. It's weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, nuclear furnace.

    55058 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2019

  59. Kevin Spacey gang affiliated at this point

    55042 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019

  60. C

    55040 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019

  61. Getting a speeding ticket on your towed car

    55005 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019

  62. Subreddit That Hates on ‘Game of Thrones’ Is the Most Popular TV Subreddit of 2019

    54996 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019

  63. Cop is Not Okay with EMT Trying to Protect a Severely Injured Man from being Tased by said Cop

    54985 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019

  64. Going on dates just for the free “expensive” food. About as trashy as it gets.

    54967 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019

  65. Idiot keeps brake checking... until justice is served

    54959 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019

  66. Independent Nation of Samoa Arrests Anti-Vaccination Activist As Measles Death Toll Rises

    54947 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019

  67. So cats was a disaster waiting to happen.

    54916 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019

  68. Remember the spinning ballerina illusion? This is somehow twice as confusing.

    54862 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019

  69. 🔥 A wildlife photographer was photographing elephant seals on a beach and a baby came over to check him out 🔥

    54857 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019

  70. School Resource Officer in North Carolina Throws Boy to the Ground—Twice—in School

    54797 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2019

  71. 9 lives. Cat's eyes

    54769 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2019

  72. LPT: It's cheaper to give yourself a platinum award every month than actually buying Reddit premium

    54752 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019

  73. Hell opens up in Australia. Thoughts go out to our brave fire fighters.

    54722 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2019

  74. Tulsi Gabbard Becomes Most Disliked Democratic Primary Candidate After Voting 'Present' On Trump's Impeachment, Poll Shows

    54697 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019

  75. Nice balls

    54673 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019

  76. I am the IT department

    54666 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019

  77. Galaxy's Edge Rey

    54654 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2019

  78. Honestly I don’t see how people can use 20 side buttons

    54651 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2019

  79. Leave catfishing in 2019

    54640 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019

  80. My view for the past 8 hours and the next 23. I won't be seeing my family this Christmas. 31 hours straight, I took this shift cause I'm the only one with no kids from our company. I wanted my co workers to spend the holidays with their kids, so I took the shift no one wanted.

    54611 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019

  81. Who wore it better?

    54593 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2019

  82. Wholesome moment at Galaxy's Edge

    54579 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019

  83. Guy seamlessly edits himself hitting a bong on Americas Got Talent

    54574 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019

  84. he left

    54571 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2019

  85. (WV) Gov. Justice approves firing of all involved in Nazi-like salute

    54567 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019

  86. Firefighters driving through raging Australian wildfires

    54566 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019

  87. Have you made contact with your lifegiver in this instance of time?

    54560 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2019

  88. I'm not pro-life or pro-choice I'm actually pro... choice

    54539 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019

  89. “It’s a downgrade”

    54508 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2019

  90. Every character played by the same actor is now a part of one continuous story. Which actor has the best story arc?

    54505 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2019

  91. Snowboard CB returns on another account after finding posts [PART 3]

    54460 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2019

  92. You been scribbling where you shouldn’t, Blue? [OC]

    54403 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019

  93. Ten years ago I purchased a $50 Groupon for professional acting headshots. The results were... unfortunate. Please destroy me for this choice.

    54375 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019

  94. a bunch of teenagers just left a showing of Frozen 2 like this

    54337 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019

  95. Empty Wrapping Paper Tube Starter Pack

    54331 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019

  96. WCGW If I inline skate too close to cars

    54318 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019

  97. How he can one up himself

    54309 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019

  98. Healthy balanced relationships are wholesome relationships

    54256 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019

  99. Go get the car

    54247 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019

  100. If Order 66 has taught me one thing, it's that you should never bring a lightsaber to a blaster fight.

    54235 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019