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Reddit (Dec 2019)

  1. My buddy is a tattoo artist. He’s also my personal hero.

    79769 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2019

  2. Russian guy beats the bank at their own game

    79716 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019

  3. LPT: Keep inviting that friend who always says no

    79695 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019

  4. Oh no

    79682 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019

  5. My grandfather’s leather coin pouch

    79673 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2019

  6. Boy brings his entire kindergarten class to his adoption.

    79262 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2019

  7. I had a good time that Xmas

    79145 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019

  8. Make this a Christmas card

    79069 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019

  9. What do you want for Christmas?

    79054 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019

  10. Christmas Movie Posters with White Heterosexual Couples Wearing Red and Green Starter Pack

    78988 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019

  11. The comments are full of things like this

    78948 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2019

  12. Australian school runs out of water as commercial trucks take local water to bottling plants for companies including Coca-Cola. “Now the government is buying water back from Coca-Cola to bring here, which is where it came from in the first place.” The future of privatized water is happening today.

    78901 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019

  13. My 6 year old got tattoo markers for Christmas and disappeared for half an hour. Bonus: we can't get it to come off.

    78865 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019

  14. Really hits the nail on the head

    78664 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019

  15. Trump rails against windmills: 'I never understood wind'; Trump claims the production of wind turbines causes a large carbon footprint.

    78603 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019

  16. Better listen to my man Johnny

    78521 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019

  17. ToTok, a popular Emirati messaging app that has been downloaded to millions of phones, is actually a spying tool used by the government of the United Arab Emirates to try to track every conversation, movement, relationship, appointment, sound and image of those who install it.

    78435 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019

  18. The way the chef makes and plates this tornado omelette

    78434 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2019

  19. TIL that in 2013 a French businessman died of a heart attack while having sex with a stranger while on a business trip. A French court subsequently ruled that this was an industrial accident and that his wife and family were entitled to compensation

    78407 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019

  20. Not my fault y'all wasting money on other people..

    78371 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019

  21. For those who didn't know, this is how pineapples grow

    78349 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019

  22. I photoshopped a magpie and a killer whale together

    78247 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019

  23. Large U.S. study finds that marijuana laws (both recreational & medical) appear to significantly reduce prescription opioid use.

    78198 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019

  24. Your choice was right

    78066 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019

  25. A friend sent me this picture today.

    77976 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019

  26. Sometimes the truth hurts

    77855 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019

  27. Justin Trudeau moves forward with ban on LGBT+ conversion therapy across Canada

    77775 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019

  28. How else would you eat them?

    77734 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019

  29. Netflix's 'The Witcher' is one of the biggest shows in the US despite poor reviews from critics

    77561 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019

  30. TIL while Apple was buying rural land for a new building, one couple refused to sell their 1 acre plot of land they had originally purchased for $6,000. After rejecting every single offer, Apple just told them to name a price. They sold it for $1.7 million.

    77525 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2019

  31. call out cultural appropriation

    77200 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019

  32. I enjoy photoshopping stupid things together, so I did this.

    77001 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019

  33. Back in action in KTown.

    76961 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019

  34. That’s what happens when you skip the trailers 🤷🏾‍♂️

    76907 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2019

  35. TIL Titanic crew member William Murdoch who was portrayed as shooting a passenger and then commiting suicide in the movie, was in fact last seen trying to fill as many life boats as possible and heroically went down with the ship.

    76693 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019

  36. Some saved koalas cooling off from the fires

    76581 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019

  37. if society collapsed, amazon warehouses will be fought over fiercely for being giant real-life lootboxes

    76436 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2019

  38. At Age 71 Jack Wilson Eliminates Would Be Mass Shooter With A Headshot 30ft Away.

    76374 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019

  39. When galaxies collide... Simulation pauses to show real images from Hubble...

    76366 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019

  40. 140 million year Old, 500 Kg dinosaur femur discovered In France, 2019.

    76365 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019

  41. Expert hider of the reindeer.

    76319 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019

  42. Cmon hoomam, you can do better

    76309 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019

  43. The Witcher books writer Andrzej Sapkowski confirms Henry Cavill now is the definitive Geralt!

    76176 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019

  44. fat tony

    76175 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019

  45. Being disabled changes the way people see you and how you see yourself. To boost my confidence when using my mobility aids and to diminish their stigma, I punk-ed out my rollator. 🤘

    76165 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019

  46. Mr. Lovenstein makes the best wholesome comics

    76161 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019

  47. Genius cosplay

    76129 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019

  48. Med students send message with plantation photo: We are our ancestors' wildest dreams

    76098 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019

  49. A punk about to knockout a klan member.

    76088 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019

  50. In korea, a middle school student hacked the electrick board today. It says, "newspaper company electrick board, you've just got hacked by a middle school student" Sorry about the English. I just wanted to let you know about this😂

    76078 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2019

  51. real monsters

    76015 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019

  52. According to historical analysis, Reddit will experience one of the worst hyperinflations in history

    75984 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019

  53. What was your first Console?

    75900 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019

  54. The "actually the decade will end in 2021" starterpack

    75846 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019

  55. Pray for me.

    75807 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2019

  56. To misinform

    75468 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019

  57. Baby boomers are more sensitive than millennials, according to the largest-ever study on narcissism

    75465 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2019

  58. Man who ate $120,000 art banana said he would've done it sooner, but wasn't hungry yet

    75348 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019

  59. My mom painted this outlet to match the rocks.

    75280 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019

  60. Black Forest, Germany

    75245 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2019

  61. how to start a fundamentalist cult in a few simple steps

    75141 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019

  62. Breast cancer linked to permanent hair dye and chemical hair straighteners in study of almost 50,000 women

    75123 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019

  63. I missed out on some serious cash :(

    75065 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019

  64. H.Res.755 - Impeaching Donald John Trump, President of the United States, for high crimes and misdemeanors

    75023 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019

  65. Pinky and the Brain

    74997 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019

  66. Built a Pyramid PC

    74882 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019

  67. Entertainment Weekly watched 'The Witcher' till episode 2 and then skipped ahead to episode 5, where they stopped and spat out a review where they gave the show a 0... And critics wonder why we are skeptical about them.

    74815 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019

  68. Just finished wrapping my white elephant gift. Everyone needs an angle grinder!

    74774 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2019

  69. Dale Murphy is my dad and was one of the greats. Today is his last chance to make it into the Hall of Fame. I made this comic to show how I feel about it.

    74686 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2019

  70. It's unfair!

    74656 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2019

  71. DC deserves a murder for mishandling Superman this badly

    74630 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2019

  72. This was not the way it was supposed to go

    74603 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019

  73. A vegan couple have been charged with first-degree murder after their 18-month-old son starved to death on a diet of only raw fruit and vegetables

    74566 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019

  74. WE JUST HIT 20 MILLION TREES!!!! CONGRATULATIONS

    74555 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019

  75. Coal miners sell their bodies too guys

    74522 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019

  76. People who pile on generic YouTube comments like “Who’s watching in 2019”, why do you do this?

    74507 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019

  77. TIL that, in 1954, Betty White was criticized for having Arthur Duncan, a black performer, on her show. When the show went national, affiliates from southern states complained and Betty said "I'm sorry. Live with it" and gave Duncan more airtime. The show was soon cancelled.

    74501 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019

  78. You can tell a lot about an organisation by the quality of the toilet paper they provide for their employees

    74460 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019

  79. Due to most people not having full blown professional kitchens, a cooking show that only uses basic ingredients and a microwave to create dishes would probably be pretty popular.

    74442 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019

  80. Danny Devito introducing Bernie Sanders at a rally

    74431 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2019

  81. Didn't expect me huh?

    74382 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019

  82. Jail video surveillance from Jeffrey Epstein's first suicide attempt in July is missing, prosecutor says, according to reports

    74290 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019

  83. Upvote if you want to impeach:

    74202 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019

  84. This was a wild ride from beginning to end

    74166 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019

  85. The prongs weren't cut on this fork.

    74069 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019

  86. Rick Moranis, the supreme leader of the 1980s cool geeks

    73979 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019

  87. 70% of Americans would support a nationwide mandate requiring that solar panels be installed on all newly built homes. The survey showed that the support for this measure is highest among younger adults.

    73906 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019

  88. Leaked audio: Trump adviser says Republicans 'traditionally' rely on voter suppression

    73856 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019

  89. Not only did grandpa already have this shirt, he was wearing it when he unwrapped it.

    73738 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019

  90. What are some lesser-known secondary uses for an everyday product?

    73689 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2019

  91. Then there was flood

    73641 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2019

  92. News does a report on missing/murdered aboriginal women and they use a white girl at coachella wearing a headdress as the picture.

    73613 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019

  93. Was confused when it didn't sound like it hit the floor

    73516 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019

  94. My Gf Proposed to me today.

    73500 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019

  95. How do you like it???

    73489 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2019

  96. The “you missed the point my idolizing them” Starter Pack

    73394 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019

  97. No ambulance needed, they already dead.

    73359 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2019

  98. Crowds of people line up for first day of legal marijuana sales in Michigan

    73337 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019

  99. TIL a man from New Zealand memorized every french word in the french scrabble dictionary and won the French Scrabble Championship. He still doesn't speak any french.

    73297 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019

  100. It Really Be Like That

    73239 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019