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Reddit (Dec 2019)

  1. What is a non-sexual equivalent of premature ejaculation?

    8117 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019

  2. Ohio State sued after trying to stop sports network from using letter 'O' in logo

    8112 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019

  3. You really couldn’t give it to me?

    8107 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019

  4. I figured it could do without the text

    8101 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019

  5. Simpsons had some great jokes

    8051 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019

  6. Never Lose Your Dignity

    8051 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2019

  7. An amazing combo

    8049 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019

  8. I am a former Jewel Thief. I stole over 15 million dollars worth of diamonds and jewels up and down the East Coast. AMA!

    8045 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019

  9. Translate in Google Sheets

    8036 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2019

  10. Resident Evil 3 Announcement Trailer

    8016 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019

  11. finals 😤

    8010 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019

  12. PISA 2018 results

    7990 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2019

  13. Britain's youngest MP vows to only take home £35,000 of her £79k salary. Labour's Nadia Whittome, 23, will donate a huge chunk of her salary to Nottingham charities - saying until wages rise for the likes of nurses and firefighters, she will only take a "worker's wage"

    7956 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2019

  14. Worst christmas ever

    7952 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019

  15. Every CB this time of year

    7946 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019

  16. TIL about Luis Arroyo, who, while awaiting trial for murder, escaped from jail and was caught and sentenced to 99 years for the escape attempt. A year later, he was found not guilty of murder. He remains in prison for the escape attempt which freed him for only one hour.

    7943 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019

  17. Girl does stand-up, essentially making zero jokes and ends up lecturing the audience.

    7927 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019

  18. Appreciating each other's craft.

    7924 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019

  19. Why do many people care about carrying on the family bloodline/ name?

    7878 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019

  20. The commitment to make this funny and creative dance

    7878 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019

  21. PvP focus is non-existent and for some players this is the whole game.

    7864 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019

  22. Hmmm

    7859 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019

  23. A completely normal poll I was asked to fill out by the Trump campaign

    7853 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2019

  24. The Statue of Liberty in its original copper color (current greenish color comes from years of salty sea air) before she was transported to New York 1880s

    7825 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019

  25. This is Maya. Her owner built her a luxury cabin so that people passing by can say hello and even talk to her while he's at work.

    7813 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2019

  26. Are nazis actually bad? Should they even be banned from Steam? A large part of r/pcgaming don't think so and point to communism as the main culprit.

    7812 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019

  27. So payday loans are getting ridiculous

    7811 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2019

  28. What's something that wasn't around 20 years ago that makes you feel like we're living in the future?

    7796 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019

  29. 9NEWS giving us false hope.

    7777 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019

  30. China to rewrite Quran, Bible to fit 'socialist values'

    7764 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019

  31. Don't talk to the police, in the US, they will only be your friend to hurt you. Know to close your mouth around the police.

    7759 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2019

  32. Exhausted firefighters in Australia

    7737 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019

  33. Still searching!

    7706 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019

  34. Blursed_misunderstanding

    7706 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019

  35. Researcher who lost job for tweeting 'men cannot change into women' loses employment tribunal

    7701 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019

  36. According to Ethan Strauss of the Athletic; Karl Anthony Towns is unhappy with the Minnesota Timberwolves.

    7689 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019

  37. This customized Volkswagen bus

    7688 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019

  38. [NSFW] What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?

    7683 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019

  39. If you had the No. 2 overall pick the success of your season most likely hinged on whether you took CMC over Kamara. Through 14 games McCaffrey has outscored Kamara 309-116 (standard) and 416-199 (PPR). No more proof is needed that fantasy is to a large degree, luck—or the avoidance of bad luck.

    7653 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019

  40. I’ve won, but at what cost?

    7636 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2019

  41. That dog’s excitement is adorable

    7622 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019

  42. What to cut with which knife

    7604 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019

  43. Thresh was/is the greatest support champ ever made.

    7602 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2019

  44. Intel is still sneakily sabotaging AMD performance using their compiler, despite being investigated by the FTC and ordered to stop 9 YEARS ago

    7601 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2019

  45. Woof irl

    7598 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2019

  46. White House won't participate in first Judiciary impeachment hearing

    7596 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019

  47. When people do this

    7559 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2019

  48. L-bow

    7509 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019

  49. Some got 1000 coins, others got 250, i got______

    7509 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019

  50. A wonderful idea for bus stop seating on the Isle Of Skye, Scotland.

    7507 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2019

  51. What real police work looks like

    7503 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019

  52. [Highlight] Refs call this a missed dunk by Harden

    7495 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019

  53. This looks like a dude who's about to get fired...

    7476 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2019

  54. Hey it's Merry Christmas not happy holidays; roast me libtards.

    7446 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019

  55. AITA For asking my wife to pay for a new glass?

    7391 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2019

  56. Conspiracy theorists are crazy

    7377 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019

  57. Tennessee Introduces Bill Requiring School Sports Participation To Be Based On Biological Sex

    7345 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019

  58. guys will do anything for pussy

    7335 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2019

  59. Inflation fetish

    7299 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019

  60. Just got hit with a $90,000 hospital bill... EVERYONE told me it would be covered

    7296 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019

  61. The Chicago River Tonight..

    7284 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019

  62. Sarah will come when she's called (most of the time). But it's in her own time and she makes her own route 😂😂 No negative comments please, this is a special needs pup. She has some neurological issues that effect her balance and coordination.

    7270 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2019

  63. Top 10 greatest roast battles

    7269 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019

  64. EM yanks my mum's prosthetic arm off after demanding disabled parking spot

    7263 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2019

  65. Too soon

    7251 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019

  66. “overpriced celebrity caveman merch” starter pack

    7240 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2019

  67. Humans these days...

    7223 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019

  68. Does anybody wants this - "Indentation habit improvement compiler"?🤣

    7211 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019

  69. Nightbot has been banned

    7205 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2019

  70. I sell a lot of my old furniture and come in contact with a lot of CBs. I’ve learned to have fun with them for my entertainment and yours.

    7202 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019

  71. [Post Game Thread] The Dallas Mavericks (13-6) end the 10-game winning streak of the Los Angeles Lakers (17-3) with a 114-100 victory.

    7196 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2019

  72. Trying to push him in the pool WCGW

    7187 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019

  73. If satan were a web developer

    7125 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019

  74. Most concise explanation of a gearbox I've seen so far

    7123 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019

  75. Bill Simmons: ''Flashing back to the 2018 Draft — when we did a Ringer live draft show and lost our minds because 3 teams passed on Luka Doncic. Important: THIS WAS CRAZY AT THE TIME.''

    7090 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019

  76. [Post Game Thread] Dallas Mavericks (18-8) without Doncic, end the Milwaukee Bucks (24-4) win streak by winning 120-116

    7081 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2019

  77. Aww the best one for me

    7075 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019

  78. This asshat stole my post and claimed it as their own

    7069 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019

  79. 12/6/19 - Patch Notes!

    7052 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2019

  80. [Forbes] The Highest-Paid Athletes Of The Decade: 1. Mayweather $915M 2. Cristiano Ronaldo $800M 3. Lionel Messi $750M 4. LeBron James $680M 5. Roger Federer $640M

    7038 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2019

  81. Professor Overflow

    7038 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019

  82. U/srsly_its_so_ez pulls the receipts on Bernie suppression in media coverage

    7015 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2019

  83. The logic

    7007 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2019

  84. Liverpool ready to move for Red Bull Salzburg’s Takumi Minamino in January. He has a release clause of just £7.25million

    6994 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019

  85. Every. Single. Time.

    6992 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2019

  86. Took a break from obsessively cleaning my glasses to post this. Bet you can’t bully me better than I bully myself

    6986 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2019

  87. AITA for cutting off my father if he skips my wedding to go on vacation with his new wife/step kids?

    6944 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019

  88. Chill baby grey whale.

    6940 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019

  89. Psychiatric disorders have been linked to increased risks of physical illnesses and even premature death. It is likely that accelerated cellular aging is involved in anxiety. A new study found improvement in indices of cellular protection after psychological treatment for social anxiety disorder.

    6938 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019

  90. When you accidentally made an Italian logo of the game

    6933 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019

  91. If your car horn could say words instead of honk what would you want it to say?

    6923 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019

  92. Harry and Marv are idiotic thieves in the film Home Alone that like to steal things. This is a reference to u/Planet-comic, an idiotic thief who stole my post and got tons of karma and awards.

    6897 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019

  93. AITA for reacting selfishly in (what I thought to be) a life or death scenario?

    6879 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019

  94. Say his name.... twice.

    6878 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019

  95. Gay men of reddit, how do you feel about your partners penis size compared to your own?

    6847 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2019

  96. Chris Petersen to step down as Washington head coach. DC Jimmy Lake named as replacement

    6841 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019

  97. AITA for exposing my anime watching younger brother to my ultra-religious dad?

    6833 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019

  98. ‘The Witcher’ Is Already Netflix’s Highest Rated Original Series On IMDB

    6826 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019

  99. Jeremy Corbyn announces he will resign as Labour Party leader

    6783 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019

  100. Ryan Reynold's Aviation Gin Spoofs Peloton's ad

    6783 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019