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Reddit (Dec 2019)
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What is a non-sexual equivalent of premature ejaculation?
8117 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019
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Ohio State sued after trying to stop sports network from using letter 'O' in logo
8112 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019
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You really couldn’t give it to me?
8107 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019
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I figured it could do without the text
8101 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019
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Simpsons had some great jokes
8051 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019
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Never Lose Your Dignity
8051 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2019
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An amazing combo
8049 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019
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I am a former Jewel Thief. I stole over 15 million dollars worth of diamonds and jewels up and down the East Coast. AMA!
8045 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019
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Translate in Google Sheets
8036 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2019
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Resident Evil 3 Announcement Trailer
8016 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019
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finals 😤
8010 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019
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PISA 2018 results
7990 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2019
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Britain's youngest MP vows to only take home £35,000 of her £79k salary. Labour's Nadia Whittome, 23, will donate a huge chunk of her salary to Nottingham charities - saying until wages rise for the likes of nurses and firefighters, she will only take a "worker's wage"
7956 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2019
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Worst christmas ever
7952 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019
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Every CB this time of year
7946 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019
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TIL about Luis Arroyo, who, while awaiting trial for murder, escaped from jail and was caught and sentenced to 99 years for the escape attempt. A year later, he was found not guilty of murder. He remains in prison for the escape attempt which freed him for only one hour.
7943 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019
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Girl does stand-up, essentially making zero jokes and ends up lecturing the audience.
7927 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019
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Appreciating each other's craft.
7924 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019
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Why do many people care about carrying on the family bloodline/ name?
7878 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019
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The commitment to make this funny and creative dance
7878 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019
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PvP focus is non-existent and for some players this is the whole game.
7864 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019
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Hmmm
7859 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019
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A completely normal poll I was asked to fill out by the Trump campaign
7853 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2019
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The Statue of Liberty in its original copper color (current greenish color comes from years of salty sea air) before she was transported to New York 1880s
7825 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019
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This is Maya. Her owner built her a luxury cabin so that people passing by can say hello and even talk to her while he's at work.
7813 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2019
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Are nazis actually bad? Should they even be banned from Steam? A large part of r/pcgaming don't think so and point to communism as the main culprit.
7812 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019
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So payday loans are getting ridiculous
7811 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2019
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What's something that wasn't around 20 years ago that makes you feel like we're living in the future?
7796 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019
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9NEWS giving us false hope.
7777 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019
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China to rewrite Quran, Bible to fit 'socialist values'
7764 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019
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Don't talk to the police, in the US, they will only be your friend to hurt you. Know to close your mouth around the police.
7759 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2019
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Exhausted firefighters in Australia
7737 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019
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Still searching!
7706 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019
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Blursed_misunderstanding
7706 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019
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Researcher who lost job for tweeting 'men cannot change into women' loses employment tribunal
7701 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019
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According to Ethan Strauss of the Athletic; Karl Anthony Towns is unhappy with the Minnesota Timberwolves.
7689 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019
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This customized Volkswagen bus
7688 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019
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[NSFW] What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
7683 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019
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If you had the No. 2 overall pick the success of your season most likely hinged on whether you took CMC over Kamara. Through 14 games McCaffrey has outscored Kamara 309-116 (standard) and 416-199 (PPR). No more proof is needed that fantasy is to a large degree, luck—or the avoidance of bad luck.
7653 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019
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I’ve won, but at what cost?
7636 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2019
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That dog’s excitement is adorable
7622 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019
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What to cut with which knife
7604 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019
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Thresh was/is the greatest support champ ever made.
7602 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2019
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Intel is still sneakily sabotaging AMD performance using their compiler, despite being investigated by the FTC and ordered to stop 9 YEARS ago
7601 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2019
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Woof irl
7598 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2019
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White House won't participate in first Judiciary impeachment hearing
7596 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019
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When people do this
7559 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2019
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L-bow
7509 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019
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Some got 1000 coins, others got 250, i got______
7509 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019
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A wonderful idea for bus stop seating on the Isle Of Skye, Scotland.
7507 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2019
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What real police work looks like
7503 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019
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[Highlight] Refs call this a missed dunk by Harden
7495 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019
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This looks like a dude who's about to get fired...
7476 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2019
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Hey it's Merry Christmas not happy holidays; roast me libtards.
7446 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019
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AITA For asking my wife to pay for a new glass?
7391 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2019
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Conspiracy theorists are crazy
7377 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019
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Tennessee Introduces Bill Requiring School Sports Participation To Be Based On Biological Sex
7345 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019
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guys will do anything for pussy
7335 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2019
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Inflation fetish
7299 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019
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Just got hit with a $90,000 hospital bill... EVERYONE told me it would be covered
7296 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019
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The Chicago River Tonight..
7284 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019
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Sarah will come when she's called (most of the time). But it's in her own time and she makes her own route 😂😂 No negative comments please, this is a special needs pup. She has some neurological issues that effect her balance and coordination.
7270 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2019
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Top 10 greatest roast battles
7269 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019
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EM yanks my mum's prosthetic arm off after demanding disabled parking spot
7263 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2019
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Too soon
7251 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019
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“overpriced celebrity caveman merch” starter pack
7240 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2019
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Humans these days...
7223 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019
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Does anybody wants this - "Indentation habit improvement compiler"?🤣
7211 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019
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Nightbot has been banned
7205 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2019
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I sell a lot of my old furniture and come in contact with a lot of CBs. I’ve learned to have fun with them for my entertainment and yours.
7202 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019
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[Post Game Thread] The Dallas Mavericks (13-6) end the 10-game winning streak of the Los Angeles Lakers (17-3) with a 114-100 victory.
7196 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2019
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Trying to push him in the pool WCGW
7187 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019
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If satan were a web developer
7125 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019
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Most concise explanation of a gearbox I've seen so far
7123 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019
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Bill Simmons: ''Flashing back to the 2018 Draft — when we did a Ringer live draft show and lost our minds because 3 teams passed on Luka Doncic. Important: THIS WAS CRAZY AT THE TIME.''
7090 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019
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[Post Game Thread] Dallas Mavericks (18-8) without Doncic, end the Milwaukee Bucks (24-4) win streak by winning 120-116
7081 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2019
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Aww the best one for me
7075 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019
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This asshat stole my post and claimed it as their own
7069 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019
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12/6/19 - Patch Notes!
7052 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2019
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[Forbes] The Highest-Paid Athletes Of The Decade: 1. Mayweather $915M 2. Cristiano Ronaldo $800M 3. Lionel Messi $750M 4. LeBron James $680M 5. Roger Federer $640M
7038 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2019
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Professor Overflow
7038 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019
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U/srsly_its_so_ez pulls the receipts on Bernie suppression in media coverage
7015 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2019
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The logic
7007 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2019
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Liverpool ready to move for Red Bull Salzburg’s Takumi Minamino in January. He has a release clause of just £7.25million
6994 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019
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Every. Single. Time.
6992 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2019
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Took a break from obsessively cleaning my glasses to post this. Bet you can’t bully me better than I bully myself
6986 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2019
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AITA for cutting off my father if he skips my wedding to go on vacation with his new wife/step kids?
6944 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019
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Chill baby grey whale.
6940 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019
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Psychiatric disorders have been linked to increased risks of physical illnesses and even premature death. It is likely that accelerated cellular aging is involved in anxiety. A new study found improvement in indices of cellular protection after psychological treatment for social anxiety disorder.
6938 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019
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When you accidentally made an Italian logo of the game
6933 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019
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If your car horn could say words instead of honk what would you want it to say?
6923 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019
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Harry and Marv are idiotic thieves in the film Home Alone that like to steal things. This is a reference to u/Planet-comic, an idiotic thief who stole my post and got tons of karma and awards.
6897 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019
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AITA for reacting selfishly in (what I thought to be) a life or death scenario?
6879 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019
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Say his name.... twice.
6878 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019
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Gay men of reddit, how do you feel about your partners penis size compared to your own?
6847 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2019
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Chris Petersen to step down as Washington head coach. DC Jimmy Lake named as replacement
6841 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019
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AITA for exposing my anime watching younger brother to my ultra-religious dad?
6833 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019
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‘The Witcher’ Is Already Netflix’s Highest Rated Original Series On IMDB
6826 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019
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Jeremy Corbyn announces he will resign as Labour Party leader
6783 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019
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Ryan Reynold's Aviation Gin Spoofs Peloton's ad
6783 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019