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  1. Going through my first New Years sober. I've been sober for 15 days now and I'm worried about tonight breaking me. Could use a pick me up to gather the strength to not drink tonight.

    67653 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019

  2. The "Stick Library"

    67607 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019

  3. As a console player, ouch

    67602 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2019

  4. Time to drink!

    67594 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019

  5. Though I wouldn't mind having better drugs

    67592 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019

  6. My little helpers.

    67469 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2019

  7. My phone was stolen last week in London and I just got a notification saying it had been located...

    67458 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019

  8. Hugh Jackman wears the infamous Christmas sweater one year later.

    67443 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019

  9. Fallon Sherrock just became the first woman to beat a man at the World Darts Championship

    67430 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2019

  10. Bernie Sanders getting arrested for protesting segregation in 1963

    67373 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019

  11. Naming is hard

    67320 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2019

  12. Sanders says he'll enact national drinking water standards

    67248 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019

  13. Adam Sandler builds up to a major acting performance once every ten years by slogging it in throw away comedies like he’s charging up his ultimate.

    67126 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2019

  14. "If there's one Jedi left, it's not you." Stormtrooper destroys lightsaber-wielding man at Disneyland

    67074 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019

  15. Major League Baseball and player's union agree to opioid testing; marijuana removed as 'drug of abuse'

    67070 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019

  16. The struggles of selling a microphone online.

    67048 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2019

  17. Cursed_planecrash

    66987 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019

  18. My cat insists I hold his paw while he sleeps on my lap. Never once has scratched me. It's a very trusting relationship kind of thing.

    66975 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019

  19. This is a good mother .

    66750 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019

  20. Hong Kong protesters rally against China's Uighur crackdown. Many Hong Kongers are watching the scale of China's crackdown in Xinjiang with fear. A protest in support of the Uighurs was violently put down by riot police.

    66575 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019

  21. Elli was born with tuxedo markings and turned almost completely white in three years due to vitiligo

    66538 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2019

  22. My mom got to visit Snow White - her favorite princess since she was a little girl. My mom retired Friday and this was her first trip to Disney ever.

    66421 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019

  23. Boy cries when missing dog returns home

    66377 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019

  24. Do not...peck...the trunk...

    66373 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019

  25. Lil Bub. She helped to raise more $500,000 for animals in need and helped change thousands of feline and canine lives. What a hero.

    66326 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2019

  26. There is no such thing as a stupid question

    66266 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019

  27. Roman coin I found in France while metal detecting. Emperor Constantine I. Minted in Trier (Treveri) Germany. Bronze. ~AD 306-337

    66224 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019

  28. Some parents have noticed that their autistic children’s behavioral symptoms diminished after a fever. A new study from MIT and Harvard in mice found that an immune molecule sometimes produced during infection suppresses a small region of the brain’s cortex linked to social behavioral deficits.

    66193 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019

  29. I live in a condo. My nieghbors moved out and left their cat behind. A week later the cat has made its way into the shared wall trying to escape the empty home. I broke through the bathroom wall to get him out. After a bath, water, and food he is feeling much better. We are going to the vet tomorrow

    66188 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2019

  30. A Cuban doctor waiting for asylum in the United States has become the only full-time physician at a makeshift encampment for 2,500 migrants in Mexico.

    66169 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019

  31. Andrew Yang: What good are record-high profits if we have record-high stress, anxiety, student loan debt

    65967 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019

  32. My man with the best 10 year challenge I seen so far

    65911 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019

  33. I was not a popular child. 1995.

    65857 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019

  34. I love my parents

    65766 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2019

  35. The Canadian apocalypse

    65654 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019

  36. Bottom Left

    65638 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2019

  37. TIL that Harriet Tubman once pretended to read a newspaper on a train to avoid being recognised by a former master. Because the man knew Harriet was illiterate, he ignored the black woman reading on the train.

    65605 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2019

  38. Wait, what

    65586 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2019

  39. Three former executives of a French telecommunications giant have been found guilty of creating a corporate culture so toxic that 35 of their employees were driven to suicide

    65580 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019

  40. Guess I’m not really popular...

    65556 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019

  41. 9 Year Old Boy Slaps His Mom After Finding Her High On Heroin On The Street.

    65505 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019

  42. Newly elected member of the Whampoa West District Coucil, Dr. Kwong Po-yin managed to fend off the police. She repeats: "Nobody is touching you, don't come closer'

    65499 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2019

  43. One of the bravest pictures ever taken

    65449 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019

  44. TIL that a person with a one-hour commute has to earn 40 per cent more money to be as satisfied with life as someone who walks to the office.

    65427 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019

  45. ‘Tis the season

    65402 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2019

  46. This mother of the year

    65402 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019

  47. LPT: Some tips for buying a used car for people that know nothing about cars

    65345 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2019

  48. Help a brother out

    65256 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019

  49. All that time they spent teaching us cursive, they could've spent teaching sign language instead

    65222 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2019

  50. Charming all da ladies ;)

    65091 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019

  51. What are some dumb purchases you made?

    65026 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019

  52. If "Bullshit" means fake and "Batshit" means crazy what do the other "shits" of the animal kingdom mean?

    64988 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019

  53. "I have the best words."

    64957 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019

  54. My girlfriend has been in the ICU since Thursday, and we weren’t sure if she would make it to Christmas. Today, she gets to come home! Merry Christmas everyone!

    64913 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019

  55. City that thinks it's "weird" starterpack

    64901 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019

  56. What it looks like when a cat licks cheese

    64879 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019

  57. This is the way

    64842 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019

  58. He saw an opportunity

    64839 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019

  59. How do you tell if someone is attracted to you or just being very friendly?

    64830 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019

  60. How degenerate and inhuman do you have to be to do something like this?!

    64828 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019

  61. In a split second, clothes makes a person more competent in the eyes of others, suggests new study. Faces were judged as significantly more competent when the clothing was perceived as “richer.” This judgment was made almost instantaneously. When explicitly asked to ignore, the bias still remained.

    64826 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019

  62. Engineer Jordy Moos programmed his Christmas tree lights to play Snake.

    64824 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019

  63. If sexual experiences were like trading cards what would be your rarest card?

    64760 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019

  64. They did us dirty

    64751 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019

  65. Gym goers of Reddit, what is something (protocol, etiquette, tips, etc.) that new year resolution-ers should know about the gym?

    64706 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019

  66. St. Louis ain't on that bullshit.

    64682 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019

  67. Happy New Year, fellow Europeans

    64654 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019

  68. Ahhhhhhhh she dead !!!

    64607 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019

  69. Tories break promise on minimum wage hike just a week into their administration

    64593 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019

  70. BREAKING: Boeing CEO Fired

    64567 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019

  71. There is nothing better than realizing, right after you wake up, that you won't have to face repercussions for the terrible choices you made in your dream.

    64560 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2019

  72. This guy didn't spend all morning painting himself silver to be treated some kind of idiot.

    64524 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019

  73. South Africa now requires companies to disclose salary gap between highest and lowest paid employees

    64505 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019

  74. Petition for this sub to become non-specific to any show and instead be the free folk of fantasy media

    64452 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019

  75. The most wonderful time of the year!

    64432 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019

  76. I'm not too late

    64257 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019

  77. PlayStation got released exactly 25 years ago today. (3 December 1994)

    64143 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2019

  78. Due to the existence of fireworks in the LOTR universe, middle earth historically speaking is probably only a few hundred years away from guns and military explosives

    64123 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2019

  79. Literally who does this benefit?

    64036 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019

  80. Petition to change this subreddit into Witcher subreddit

    64030 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019

  81. Thanks Reddit

    63991 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019

  82. 6 y/o me was very worried

    63984 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019

  83. H.Res.757 - Calling for the resignation and disbarment of United States Attorney General William P. Barr, and for other purposes.

    63955 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019

  84. TIL that a NYC man was exonerated and released, after being held in jail for transporting child pornography, when pornstar Lupe Fuentes flew from spain to appear at his trial with her ID and passport proving her age.

    63945 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019

  85. Clean and Simple

    63872 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019

  86. Pouring water on extremely hot sand

    63868 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019

  87. In my opinion, this half-century old machine is still the most menacing-looking thing that mankind has ever built.

    63866 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019

  88. This guy rides solo up into the arcade, walks up to TIME CRISIS and plays the game start to finish on one coin using both guns. That means he's players 1 and 2 at the same time.

    63813 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019

  89. A little girl in Northern Iraq helping to block a flare from hitting my lens 😅

    63799 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019

  90. LPT: if your child does something (like cleaning) out of the norm, don't ridicule them for it. Positively reinforce it.

    63791 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019

  91. For my birthday this year, my wife asked what kind of cake she should make... and I told her that, honestly, I've always wanted to try Peach's thank-you cake from the end of Super Mario 64.

    63790 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019

  92. We love them compliments.

    63707 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2019

  93. This picture of my kitten in his cat tree always makes me laugh

    63699 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2019

  94. 🔥 A massive grouper (toilet on the left for scale)

    63686 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2019

  95. A summer night in Japan

    63662 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2019

  96. Hello Reddit! This is Bernie Sanders. Please help us reach our goal of 5 million donations by midnight tonight. Together, we are going to defeat Trump and transform the country into one that works for all of us.

    63613 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019

  97. Thanks gram gram

    63564 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019

  98. Nobel Prize Winning Economist Paul Krugman

    63479 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2019

  99. Cursed_depression

    63425 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019

  100. TIL that Super Mario is named after real-life businessman Mario Segale, who was renting out a warehouse to Nintendo. After Nintendo fell far behind on rent, Segale did not evict them but gave them a second chance to come up with the money. Nintendo succeeded and named their main character after him.

    63361 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019