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  1. Today Is The Mondayest Thursday Ever.

    91470 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019

  2. rate my setup

    91373 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019

  3. not sure if this is the right place to post but my dad is 52 y/o and his hobby is making these weird heads? he doesn’t think they’re any good but considering he makes them from scratch i think they’re amazing!

    91185 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019

  4. No time traveling.

    90316 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2019

  5. The hero we need

    90003 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019

  6. My girlfriend and similar lookin' horse

    89965 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019

  7. This woman brings a bag of hats to the shelter every year, which she knits from January to December

    89910 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2019

  8. Sister-in-law orders a Japanese whiskey for me every Christmas. I don’t think she read the description this time when she shipped me a $50 bottle of soy sauce.

    89787 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019

  9. I made "The Donald" at work today. It's simple - add an orange peel to a white Russian.

    89440 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2019

  10. It’s so bloody hot here in Australia at the moment, and I wondered why birds weren’t using our bird bath

    89281 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019

  11. In my country the cereal can’t have cartoons in the boxes

    89171 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019

  12. To make millenials look bad

    89095 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019

  13. TIL Bill gates purchased the Leonardo da Vinci's Codex for $30,802,500. Three years later he had its pages scanned into digital image files, some of which were later distributed as screen saver and wallpaper files on a CD-ROM as part of a Microsoft Plus! for Windows so everyone could enjoy them.

    89054 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019

  14. Nice try

    89049 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2019

  15. Pvt. Mittens, awaiting inspection.

    89019 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019

  16. TIL Many products are getting smaller due to 'shrinkflation', for example Mars shrank its Maltesers, M&Ms by up to 15%. In the past, companies blamed the rising price of raw materials. Recently, these prices dropped back, but the shrinkage continued as manufacturers try to stealthily boost profits

    88965 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019

  17. 20 years of friendship

    88959 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019

  18. Nearly 500 million animals killed in Australian bushfires

    88823 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2019

  19. Recreational marijuana becomes legal in Illinois on New Years Day

    88657 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019

  20. TIL that Sir Christopher Lee(who played Saruman in "The Lord of the Rings") read the trilogy every year from the year it was published to his death in 2015. He was also the only member of the cast and crew ever to have met J.R.R Tolkien himself.

    88487 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2019

  21. This UPS Driver going out of his way to make sure the delivery is well hidden

    88237 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2019

  22. She hit the target right in the middle.

    88188 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019

  23. These drug prevention posters from a campaign in Norway are spot on

    88153 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2019

  24. TIL according to Matt Groening, FOX was never supportive of Futurama, as they moved the show around from time slot to time slot unpredictably for four years, which resulted in poor ratings and its cancellation in 2003. This move left many Futurama fans and production crew shocked and angry.

    87882 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2019

  25. Somethings not right

    87849 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019

  26. The way my plate broke in almost even pieces

    87799 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2019

  27. TIL that George Washington declined to run for a third term of office because he believed his death in office would create an image of a lifetime appointment. The precedent of a two-term limit was created by his retirement from office.

    87333 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019

  28. This is a drawing. My most challenging project, done in charcoal, graphite, and 145 hours. That's it folks, last drawing of the year.

    87294 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2019

  29. Fallon Sherrock just became the first woman to beat a man at the World Darts Championship

    87155 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2019

  30. Nestlé cannot claim bottled water is ‘essential public service’, court rules

    87136 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2019

  31. Is Reddit actually making it so you can get coins for upvoting?

    87090 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019

  32. Soldier runs into a firefight to save a kid

    87063 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2019

  33. If TVs had volume in decibels instead of arbitrary numbers, it would not only prevent unexpected loud scenes, but also teach everyone how loud a decibel was.

    86772 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019

  34. If drug cartels just started selling insulin, cancer drugs and other life saving meds they’d probably be viewed in a much more positive light.

    86721 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019

  35. Police officer fired after "fabricating" story about being served McDonald's coffee with "f***ing pig" written on cup

    86682 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019

  36. Cats can always spot the non cat person.

    86630 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019

  37. Nativity 2019

    86321 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2019

  38. My wedding dress didn’t arrive in time so I wore my mom’s 1960s wedding dress and it was perfect for our backyard ceremony.

    86263 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2019

  39. TIL that the Sony PlayStation was never meant to be a product. It was intended to be a new console that would play exclusively Nintendo games on CDs. Instead Nintendo backed out of the deal at the last minute. Sony went ahead and launched what would become the most successful console of all time.

    86179 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019

  40. So, some guy decided to cosplay as Johnny Depp's character in a movie - ALL of them.

    86172 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2019

  41. Finally won it! 625 bombs, 50x50

    85971 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2019

  42. Worker unclogs drain causing highway flood

    85784 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019

  43. Me neither

    85738 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019

  44. Mom bringing her kitten a fish.

    85738 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2019

  45. These tumbleweeds that piled up in front of my brother's house

    85421 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019

  46. 😂

    85268 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019

  47. Found in my doctor’s office

    85227 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019

  48. What could go wrong if I don’t make sure this dog gets on the elevator. Shoutout to the hero for being at the right place at the right time!

    85200 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019

  49. Cursed Rape

    85073 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019

  50. To shame people

    84980 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2019

  51. How I deal with my problems

    84722 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019

  52. No filters. Australia is red from wildfires.

    84683 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019

  53. You are given a baby on your 21 first birthday, the child turns out to be you as a baby. Raising him won’t change your life, only his. How would you raise this child to give it a better life than the one you have?

    84608 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019

  54. Lisa Simpson is easily the most famous female saxophone player of all time.

    84582 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019

  55. Street art in France

    84450 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2019

  56. There are two types of car owners. The first is upset when it rains because the rain is getting their car dirty. The second is happy when it rains because the rain is getting their car clean.

    84285 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019

  57. Armadillo's armor not tickle-proof

    84213 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019

  58. Creating Supplement

    84132 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019

  59. California Explained [OC]

    84094 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2019

  60. Thinking outside the box

    84071 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019

  61. Vladimir Putin tries to rewrite history in speech pretending that the Soviets didn't help the Nazis start WWII. Polish PM furious.

    83865 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019

  62. After a 12 year battle, I am Cancer Free for the Fourth Time.

    83847 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019

  63. I'll just grab the pope's hand, WCGW?

    83821 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019

  64. Facebook fails to convince lawmakers it needs to track your location at all times

    83737 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019

  65. Fired 200 rounds !

    83511 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019

  66. TIL about Klepetan, a male stork who migrates from South Africa to Croatia every year for the last 15 years to be with Melena, a female stork who can't fly after being shot by a hunter. She lives indoors until his return and they stay in a nest on a roof until he leaves. They've had over 40 babies.

    83332 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019

  67. My buddy’s wife got an embroidery machine, this is the first thing he made on it.

    83300 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019

  68. Finished.

    83032 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2019

  69. TIL about Congressman Charlie Wilson's revenge. When he was 13, his neighbor, Charles Hazard poisoned his dog by mixing glass into its food. Years later, when Hazard was running for office, Wilson drove 96 people to the polls, telling them how Hazard had killed his dog. Hazard lost by sixteen votes.

    82670 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019

  70. TIL that Donald Harvey, a nurse who killed 37 of his patients, was only caught because a medical examiner who performed the autopsy on one of his victims had the genetic ability to smell cyanide. This prompted an investigation and Harvey was discovered.

    82586 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019

  71. Mr Beast got robbed

    82453 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019

  72. We’ve come full circle

    82367 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019

  73. Tesla Does It Again

    82356 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019

  74. Cat yoda

    82279 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019

  75. Scared deer gets helped off the road by a man picking her up to the sidewalk.

    82271 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019

  76. “Yeah, I can’t come out tonight, I’m super busy staying wild.”

    82206 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019

  77. Group of students learning the strength of a proper shield wall

    82074 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019

  78. It do be like that

    81920 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019

  79. Your boss is not your family

    81822 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019

  80. Am taking it

    81586 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019

  81. BuzzFeed hypocrisy summed up in 2 images

    81373 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019

  82. A popular saying is "Nothing ie ever lost on the internet" but what is something you have been searching for years and you haven't found it yet?

    81352 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019

  83. boo bees

    81319 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019

  84. The turn has tabled

    81178 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2019

  85. When it's not your first cattle guard

    81161 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2019

  86. Who wants a belly rub?

    80986 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019

  87. Research on Altruism in Baby Humans

    80976 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019

  88. To every redditor who feels lonely: Hi, how was your day?

    80958 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019

  89. Happy Holidays!

    80843 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019

  90. Cristiano Ronaldo casually leaps off of one leg, reaching heights up to 2.56 Meters

    80824 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019

  91. Bought my dad a Lego Porsche this Christmas, he’s been busy building ever since

    80747 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019

  92. 2meirl4meirl

    80656 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2019

  93. The middle one is a savage

    80619 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019

  94. There is a well known saying that goes "Always give the hardest job to the laziest person because they will find the easiest way to do it" what is the best real-life example to this you have seen?

    80434 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2019

  95. Kristen Stewart forgot she had cut her hair

    80370 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019

  96. This little dude and I have had breakfast/lunch together everyday for the last 4 weeks, always bring him something to eat and he just sits next to me for my entire break at work. My dude.

    80359 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019

  97. Either body soap or hair soap, Grafo not dum dum

    80253 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019

  98. I saw the Google Earth cursor moving over Sweden yesterday.

    80243 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019

  99. TIL of ablaut reduplication, an unwritten English rule that makes "tick-tock" sound normal, but not "tock-tick". When repeating words, the first vowel is always an I, then A or O. "Chit chat" not "chat chit"; "ping pong" not "pong ping", etc. It's unclear why this rule exists, but it's never broken

    80017 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019

  100. Dropped my school hard drive and it stopped working. On the way to get it fixed, lost my 1982 Cadillac Seville because a guy made an illegal left hand turn. A day later, my pet bird died. Worst week of my life.

    79770 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2019