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Reddit (Jan 2020)
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"Take 10 seconds of silence. I'll watch the time."
46753 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020
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My Tinder is a joke account where I tell people train facts and answer questions about trains. I research railway history.
46742 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2020
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Good ol times
46726 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2020
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Because that's what heroes do.
46644 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2020
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I want some, but I don’t want to make it too obvious .
46634 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020
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What has been your biggest fuck-up leading up to this point in life?
46629 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2020
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“Throw it little hooman!!!l
46618 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2020
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Guy accidently shows entire family his last Pornhub viewing on xbox.
46603 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2020
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How do you tell a depressed friend or partner that you don’t have the mental resources to listen to them be depressed anymore, without coming across as a massive asshole?
46577 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020
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Lady filled with hate gets put in her palce
46567 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2020
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Very glad I saw this
46550 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2020
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Cuddling
46542 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2020
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30-second timelapse of 24 hours of snowfall in Newfoundland, Canada.
46510 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020
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If 13 year old you made a time machine and came to visit you today for 24 hours, what would you do with them?
46497 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2020
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TIL Pharrell Made Only $2,700 In Songwriter Royalties From 43 Million Plays Of ‘Happy’ On Pandora
46494 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2020
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Paper Plane Design That Uses a Flappy Wing Design
46477 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020
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Peaceful Madlad
46468 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2020
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I work at a rental car company and this is a truck that got returned today.
46429 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020
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I never thought that the greatest roast I'd ever hear came from the Jeopardy GOAT tournament from tonight
46423 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2020
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Thousands Take to Streets in More Than 70 Cities Across US to Protest Trump's | "Reckless Acts of War" Against Iran "The American people have had enough with U.S. wars and are rising up to demand peace with Iran."
46367 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2020
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Dog killer dies after pet owner rams him into a brick wall with his car
46361 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2020
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US neo-Nazi faces $12.9m fine for sending racist robocalls
46337 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020
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watch this little birb take a shower
46335 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2020
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Shaun Weiss from Mighty Ducks was arrested last night for burglary under the influence of meth
46303 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020
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Rest In Paradise Kobe Bryant
46299 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2020
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To shame atheists and take away their holidays
46296 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2020
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Just watch
46279 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020
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One way or another. It's a hard life for a warthog
46278 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2020
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Even C-SPAN Is Piqued: The Senate will control the cameras during the impeachment trial, limiting what viewers see, and reporters will be confined to roped-off areas
46261 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020
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[OC] Every night, my middle school son draws a new comic on his bedroom door white board. They're pretty funny, so I started taking pics and posting them to an Instagram account . Here's today's post.
46248 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020
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Everyone deserves someone
46211 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2020
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Bernie Sanders defeats Donald Trump to become president (2020)
46205 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2020
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Everybody talks about missing or ignoring red flags, but what are some subtle green flags to watch for on a date or with your crush?
46199 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2020
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Say it louder
46197 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020
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Playing around with the wide lens camera on my phone, ended up capturing the greatest picture of my cat
46196 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2020
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how wholesome
46193 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020
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An ancient aquatic system older than the pyramids has been revealed by the Australian bushfires
46171 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2020
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You've been granted a wish, but only if it's one you had as a child. What is your wish?
46151 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2020
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Semi tire getting loose
46119 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2020
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Lindsey Graham Was 'In the Loop' About Efforts to Get Information on Bidens in Ukraine, Lev Parnas Claims
46117 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020
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Fixing holes in fabrics
46114 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020
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Lockpickinglawyer picks a gun lock with a lego
46109 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2020
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The Braille on the "ALARM" and "STOP" button on this bus are the same
46092 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020
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A man records his wife hearing again for the first time since she was 2 years old. (Happy Freakout)
46084 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2020
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My attempt at a LEGO Saturn V display
46064 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2020
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Chaotic Good.
46001 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020
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Ah yes , sometimes
45993 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2020
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She trynna balance the books
45989 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020
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My friend hit a camel on his way to work today
45981 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020
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Ozzy Osbourne reveals he has been diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease.
45976 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2020
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Australia Won’t Stop Burning. Though polls report that most Australians are concerned about climate change, the country’s government has so far been unable to pass pretty much any climate policy.
45933 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2020
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Old man smoking while pumping gas. When the attendant told him he couldn’t smoke while pumping gas, he replied “It’s diesel, not gas.”
45923 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2020
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People who fetishized a city or country, like NYC or Japan, and then actually took a leap of faith to move there, how has your opinion changed since?
45918 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2020
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Support for Trump’s Removal Grows
45895 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2020
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My wife turned this old industrial wire whip for an 80 qt mixer into a light in our kitchen
45884 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020
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Meatloaf’s ears officially stood up this morning 🥺 and they are just so big
45867 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2020
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I posted this in oddlysatisfying but people said it belongs here.Here it is:When I was married to a narcissist I wanted to grow my hair for donation but he bullied me out of it.I started growing it the day I left. Today I cut my first donation and later realized it was 3 years ago today that I left.
45866 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2020
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TIL that notorious bank robber, Pretty Boy Floyd, allegedly destroyed mortgage documents at the banks he robbed. This meant that many debts were "erased."
45864 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2020
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A friend is a friend
45836 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2020
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Use my knowledge. I beg you.
45787 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2020
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Recommendations!
45769 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2020
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Big dogs can be scared at the vet too!
45762 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2020
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How Regions Evolved
45753 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020
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2meirl4meirl
45745 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020
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Cat Tax
45712 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020
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Telling it how it is
45707 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020
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Who The F*ck Uses Celsius?
45706 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2020
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No one cared who I was... until I put on the mask
45666 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2020
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NOM NOM NOM NOM
45666 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020
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Kobe Bryant Dies in Helicopter Crash in Calabasas
45644 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2020
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Trump says he stands with Iranians amid anti-government protests. But he's banned them from US travel, threatened to bomb their cultural sites, and mocked the way they dress.
45630 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020
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This unnecessarily zig-zag’d sidewalk
45629 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020
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SpongeBob madlad (credit in comments)
45625 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2020
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My newest painting, I’ve never been more proud
45593 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020
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What are signs that someone is secretly unhappy?
45565 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020
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Call the banners. We’re going to Instagram
45526 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2020
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J.K. Rowling originally wanted to make Harry visit all four Hogwarts House common room, but couldn't think of a valid reason to visit the Hufflepuff common room. If you were Rowling, what valid situation would you make where Harry had to visit the Hufflepuff common room? Why?
45520 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2020
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You go girl!
45519 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2020
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me🐦irl
45501 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2020
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Sense of humor.
45497 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020
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The number of people already infected by the mystery virus emerging in China is far greater than official figures suggest, scientists have told the BBC.
45489 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2020
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A man diagnosed with Wuhan coronavirus near Seattle is being treated largely by a robot
45435 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2020
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Wuhan virus death toll jumps to 106, nearly 1,300 new cases in China
45428 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020
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Trump Is The Most Unpopular President Since Ford To Run For Reelection
45384 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2020
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Who said chivalry was dead?
45370 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2020
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Homeless man teaches different rats multiple tricks.
45341 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2020
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TIL that when the Red Army captured Hitler's bunker on 2 May 1945, the only person they found alive was mechanic, Johannes Hentschel. He had stayed behind after everyone else had either fled of committed suicide to keep the field hospital in the building above supplied with water and electricity.
45341 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2020
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This life-like Animatronic
45338 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2020
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This is how a grown woman decided to act toward someone peacefully protesting a fur store
45320 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020
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A Senator Wants To “Unilaterally” Release Information On Jamal Khashoggi’s Killing If The Trump Administration Won’t
45278 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2020
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“I’ve known Jeffrey Epstein for 15 years. Terrific guy, he’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.” - Donald Trump
45274 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2020
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The power or BASS made me look perfect 😎 Good luck roasting me LMAO
45269 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2020
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In honor of the Blackmamba, here’s Kobe Bryant jumping over a pool of (many) snakes with the Jackass crew.
45257 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020
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It’s all about the angle
45252 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2020
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NGL that's pretty deep.
45223 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020
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Fahaka puffer feeding
45205 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2020
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You are meeting your new boyfriend/girlfriends parents at their house for dinner for the first time. Your new bf/gf leaves to go to the bathroom. What do you say to their parents to create a maximum level of awkwardness for the rest of the evening before they come back from bathroom?
45182 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020
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My cat uses his thumbs to grab things
45147 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2020
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Everyone who got an oculus quest for Christmas
45140 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2020
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TIL that James Doohan (i.e. Scotty in the Original Star Trek) helped a suicidal fan by personally requesting her attendance to a convention, after 8 years of silence he received a letter from her thanking him for what he did, and stating she had earned her Masters degree in Electronic Engineering.
45119 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2020