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Reddit (Jan 2020)

  1. "Take 10 seconds of silence. I'll watch the time."

    46753 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020

  2. My Tinder is a joke account where I tell people train facts and answer questions about trains. I research railway history.

    46742 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2020

  3. Good ol times

    46726 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2020

  4. Because that's what heroes do.

    46644 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2020

  5. I want some, but I don’t want to make it too obvious .

    46634 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020

  6. What has been your biggest fuck-up leading up to this point in life?

    46629 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2020

  7. “Throw it little hooman!!!l

    46618 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2020

  8. Guy accidently shows entire family his last Pornhub viewing on xbox.

    46603 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2020

  9. How do you tell a depressed friend or partner that you don’t have the mental resources to listen to them be depressed anymore, without coming across as a massive asshole?

    46577 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020

  10. Lady filled with hate gets put in her palce

    46567 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2020

  11. Very glad I saw this

    46550 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2020

  12. Cuddling

    46542 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2020

  13. 30-second timelapse of 24 hours of snowfall in Newfoundland, Canada.

    46510 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020

  14. If 13 year old you made a time machine and came to visit you today for 24 hours, what would you do with them?

    46497 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2020

  15. TIL Pharrell Made Only $2,700 In Songwriter Royalties From 43 Million Plays Of ‘Happy’ On Pandora

    46494 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2020

  16. Paper Plane Design That Uses a Flappy Wing Design

    46477 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020

  17. Peaceful Madlad

    46468 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2020

  18. I work at a rental car company and this is a truck that got returned today.

    46429 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020

  19. I never thought that the greatest roast I'd ever hear came from the Jeopardy GOAT tournament from tonight

    46423 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2020

  20. Thousands Take to Streets in More Than 70 Cities Across US to Protest Trump's | "Reckless Acts of War" Against Iran "The American people have had enough with U.S. wars and are rising up to demand peace with Iran."

    46367 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2020

  21. Dog killer dies after pet owner rams him into a brick wall with his car

    46361 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2020

  22. US neo-Nazi faces $12.9m fine for sending racist robocalls

    46337 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020

  23. watch this little birb take a shower

    46335 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2020

  24. Shaun Weiss from Mighty Ducks was arrested last night for burglary under the influence of meth

    46303 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020

  25. Rest In Paradise Kobe Bryant

    46299 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2020

  26. To shame atheists and take away their holidays

    46296 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2020

  27. Just watch

    46279 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020

  28. One way or another. It's a hard life for a warthog

    46278 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2020

  29. Even C-SPAN Is Piqued: The Senate will control the cameras during the impeachment trial, limiting what viewers see, and reporters will be confined to roped-off areas

    46261 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020

  30. [OC] Every night, my middle school son draws a new comic on his bedroom door white board. They're pretty funny, so I started taking pics and posting them to an Instagram account . Here's today's post.

    46248 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020

  31. Everyone deserves someone

    46211 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2020

  32. Bernie Sanders defeats Donald Trump to become president (2020)

    46205 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2020

  33. Everybody talks about missing or ignoring red flags, but what are some subtle green flags to watch for on a date or with your crush?

    46199 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2020

  34. Say it louder

    46197 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020

  35. Playing around with the wide lens camera on my phone, ended up capturing the greatest picture of my cat

    46196 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2020

  36. how wholesome

    46193 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020

  37. An ancient aquatic system older than the pyramids has been revealed by the Australian bushfires

    46171 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2020

  38. You've been granted a wish, but only if it's one you had as a child. What is your wish?

    46151 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2020

  39. Semi tire getting loose

    46119 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2020

  40. Lindsey Graham Was 'In the Loop' About Efforts to Get Information on Bidens in Ukraine, Lev Parnas Claims

    46117 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020

  41. Fixing holes in fabrics

    46114 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020

  42. Lockpickinglawyer picks a gun lock with a lego

    46109 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2020

  43. The Braille on the "ALARM" and "STOP" button on this bus are the same

    46092 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020

  44. A man records his wife hearing again for the first time since she was 2 years old. (Happy Freakout)

    46084 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2020

  45. My attempt at a LEGO Saturn V display

    46064 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2020

  46. Chaotic Good.

    46001 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020

  47. Ah yes , sometimes

    45993 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2020

  48. She trynna balance the books

    45989 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020

  49. My friend hit a camel on his way to work today

    45981 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020

  50. Ozzy Osbourne reveals he has been diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease.

    45976 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2020

  51. Australia Won’t Stop Burning. Though polls report that most Australians are concerned about climate change, the country’s government has so far been unable to pass pretty much any climate policy.

    45933 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2020

  52. Old man smoking while pumping gas. When the attendant told him he couldn’t smoke while pumping gas, he replied “It’s diesel, not gas.”

    45923 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2020

  53. People who fetishized a city or country, like NYC or Japan, and then actually took a leap of faith to move there, how has your opinion changed since?

    45918 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2020

  54. Support for Trump’s Removal Grows

    45895 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2020

  55. My wife turned this old industrial wire whip for an 80 qt mixer into a light in our kitchen

    45884 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020

  56. Meatloaf’s ears officially stood up this morning 🥺 and they are just so big

    45867 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2020

  57. I posted this in oddlysatisfying but people said it belongs here.Here it is:When I was married to a narcissist I wanted to grow my hair for donation but he bullied me out of it.I started growing it the day I left. Today I cut my first donation and later realized it was 3 years ago today that I left.

    45866 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2020

  58. TIL that notorious bank robber, Pretty Boy Floyd, allegedly destroyed mortgage documents at the banks he robbed. This meant that many debts were "erased."

    45864 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2020

  59. A friend is a friend

    45836 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2020

  60. Use my knowledge. I beg you.

    45787 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2020

  61. Recommendations!

    45769 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2020

  62. Big dogs can be scared at the vet too!

    45762 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2020

  63. How Regions Evolved

    45753 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020

  64. 2meirl4meirl

    45745 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020

  65. Cat Tax

    45712 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020

  66. Telling it how it is

    45707 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020

  67. Who The F*ck Uses Celsius?

    45706 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2020

  68. No one cared who I was... until I put on the mask

    45666 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2020

  69. NOM NOM NOM NOM

    45666 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020

  70. Kobe Bryant Dies in Helicopter Crash in Calabasas

    45644 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2020

  71. Trump says he stands with Iranians amid anti-government protests. But he's banned them from US travel, threatened to bomb their cultural sites, and mocked the way they dress.

    45630 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020

  72. This unnecessarily zig-zag’d sidewalk

    45629 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020

  73. SpongeBob madlad (credit in comments)

    45625 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2020

  74. My newest painting, I’ve never been more proud

    45593 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020

  75. What are signs that someone is secretly unhappy?

    45565 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020

  76. Call the banners. We’re going to Instagram

    45526 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2020

  77. J.K. Rowling originally wanted to make Harry visit all four Hogwarts House common room, but couldn't think of a valid reason to visit the Hufflepuff common room. If you were Rowling, what valid situation would you make where Harry had to visit the Hufflepuff common room? Why?

    45520 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2020

  78. You go girl!

    45519 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2020

  79. me🐦irl

    45501 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2020

  80. Sense of humor.

    45497 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020

  81. The number of people already infected by the mystery virus emerging in China is far greater than official figures suggest, scientists have told the BBC.

    45489 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2020

  82. A man diagnosed with Wuhan coronavirus near Seattle is being treated largely by a robot

    45435 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2020

  83. Wuhan virus death toll jumps to 106, nearly 1,300 new cases in China

    45428 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020

  84. Trump Is The Most Unpopular President Since Ford To Run For Reelection

    45384 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2020

  85. Who said chivalry was dead?

    45370 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2020

  86. Homeless man teaches different rats multiple tricks.

    45341 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2020

  87. TIL that when the Red Army captured Hitler's bunker on 2 May 1945, the only person they found alive was mechanic, Johannes Hentschel. He had stayed behind after everyone else had either fled of committed suicide to keep the field hospital in the building above supplied with water and electricity.

    45341 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2020

  88. This life-like Animatronic

    45338 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2020

  89. This is how a grown woman decided to act toward someone peacefully protesting a fur store

    45320 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020

  90. A Senator Wants To “Unilaterally” Release Information On Jamal Khashoggi’s Killing If The Trump Administration Won’t

    45278 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2020

  91. “I’ve known Jeffrey Epstein for 15 years. Terrific guy, he’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.” - Donald Trump

    45274 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2020

  92. The power or BASS made me look perfect 😎 Good luck roasting me LMAO

    45269 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2020

  93. In honor of the Blackmamba, here’s Kobe Bryant jumping over a pool of (many) snakes with the Jackass crew.

    45257 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020

  94. It’s all about the angle

    45252 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2020

  95. NGL that's pretty deep.

    45223 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020

  96. Fahaka puffer feeding

    45205 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2020

  97. You are meeting your new boyfriend/girlfriends parents at their house for dinner for the first time. Your new bf/gf leaves to go to the bathroom. What do you say to their parents to create a maximum level of awkwardness for the rest of the evening before they come back from bathroom?

    45182 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020

  98. My cat uses his thumbs to grab things

    45147 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2020

  99. Everyone who got an oculus quest for Christmas

    45140 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2020

  100. TIL that James Doohan (i.e. Scotty in the Original Star Trek) helped a suicidal fan by personally requesting her attendance to a convention, after 8 years of silence he received a letter from her thanking him for what he did, and stating she had earned her Masters degree in Electronic Engineering.

    45119 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2020