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Reddit (Jan 2020)

  1. I'm 100% OK with homeless people using my money for booze and cigarettes.

    41866 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2020

  2. I dont know if this makes the cut, but I make these wooden mushrooms on my spare time.

    41847 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2020

  3. I can’t stop looking at this guy’s smile.

    41831 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020

  4. "Judge"

    41820 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2020

  5. Oh.. how the tables have turned

    41818 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020

  6. ACAB

    41799 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2020

  7. TIFU by putting toothpaste on my dick and sending it to a girl

    41796 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2020

  8. Rescue Kitty yells when I cease petting

    41795 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020

  9. TIL that Steven Spielberg, while filming Raiders of the Lost Ark in Tunisia, avoided the dysentery that afflicted Harrison Ford & most of the cast & crew. Spielberg's secret weapon? The suitcases full of SpaghettiOs he brought with him on the shoot.

    41794 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2020

  10. Worst hold music ever.

    41789 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020

  11. What skaters are really thinking

    41770 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020

  12. Carving his own path

    41762 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020

  13. Stephen King’s Pet Sematary Remake Had Cats From Shelters Who Were Trained To Become Cat Actors

    41758 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020

  14. Thousands of carrots and potatoes being air dropped to help the endangered wallabies species survive in Australia

    41750 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020

  15. Scenes like this made rebels good.

    41727 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2020

  16. Postal workers union with 200,000 members endorses Sanders

    41727 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020

  17. I just spent half an hour out by the pool trying to perfect these light spirals

    41705 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2020

  18. A hole in the floor.

    41692 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2020

  19. 🔥 The who's and why's of Animal Eyes 🔥

    41685 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020

  20. 'Brink of extinction': Steep drop in platypus numbers as drought bites

    41669 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020

  21. After Kellyanne Conway Says She Does Not Know Lev Parnas, Photo of them together resurfaces

    41662 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2020

  22. Just a paper towel on fire

    41655 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020

  23. He's Obviously A Dad!

    41649 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2020

  24. Emotional Schiff Speech Goes Viral, Delighting the Left and Enraging the Right

    41643 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2020

  25. It wouldn't last long, we know that much

    41643 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2020

  26. Best protest sign goes to this bloke

    41614 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2020

  27. South African prison break

    41605 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020

  28. LockPickingLawyer Opens Gun Safe With Orange Juice Bottle

    41603 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2020

  29. Seriously it does look like that.

    41593 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2020

  30. SO FAR THIS IS WHAT THIS IS WHAT IS GOING ON. WW3 NEWS.

    41591 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2020

  31. After my post yesterday someone sent me this

    41583 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020

  32. Shoulda just let the kid live. smh...

    41573 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020

  33. Conservative pastor says Jesus would have "beat the crap" out of John Bolton

    41561 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020

  34. I want a Tesla, yes this is a real tweet

    41549 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2020

  35. Trump impeachment scandal emails released, moments before midnight deadline | Redacted documents reveal ‘more evidence of president’s corrupt scheme’, says campaign group

    41521 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2020

  36. Just trying out new beds at the pet store!

    41503 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020

  37. Because driving what you enjoy is shameful

    41503 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020

  38. Milled trenchers for housing the pipes for underfloor heating

    41490 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2020

  39. NPR reporter Mary Louise Kelly says Mike Pompeo cursed her out for asking about removal of Ukraine ambassador

    41480 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2020

  40. Today I completed the American library of Nintendo 64 games, 297 to be exact!

    41480 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020

  41. Treacherous run

    41471 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2020

  42. My most famous project ever made in Minecraft, never posted it on Reddit!

    41457 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2020

  43. None Shall Pass

    41444 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020

  44. The courtroom joint guy...

    41427 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020

  45. Cheers to the Pimp

    41417 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020

  46. Ivanka and Trump Organization linked to Suleimani’s front company: New Yorker writer

    41389 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2020

  47. Neighbours helping out strangers during the Australian bushfires. Everything helps and it all adds up!!

    41362 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2020

  48. Greatest Jeopardy roast of all time

    41350 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2020

  49. Flipping up loose stick back to his teammate

    41349 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2020

  50. Expensive potato that barks at the wind

    41334 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020

  51. Video of Trump Warning 'Our President Will Start a War With Iran Because He Has Absolutely No Ability to Negotiate' Resurfaces: "The only way he figures that he's going to get reelected—and as sure as you're sitting there—is to start a war with Iran," Trump said of Obama in 2011.

    41332 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2020

  52. F.B.I. Wants to Interview Prince Andrew About Jeffrey Epstein

    41330 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020

  53. cursed_condom

    41283 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2020

  54. Of all the possible things to gain social momentum, the sheer abundance of Rick Astley "Never gonna give you up." videos is proof that humanity is by nature playfull and good.

    41275 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020

  55. Waiting for departure, Me, Digital, 2020

    41254 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020

  56. What's the name of my food

    41238 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020

  57. why choose your house color, have the neighbors do it.

    41230 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020

  58. Pretty impressive..

    41225 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2020

  59. WCGW if I try to show off in my performance car...

    41174 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020

  60. Starting from January 12th 2020, doors will become illegal. That means all existing doors will be removed regardless of their purpose. What do you do now?

    41169 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2020

  61. Paris

    41107 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020

  62. It's almost like they don't expect us to use our eyes

    41091 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020

  63. Republicans fear "floodgates" if Bolton testifies

    41059 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020

  64. Found on r/unexpected, had to share it

    41052 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020

  65. World’s first slaughter-free lab grown fish - A San Diego foodtech startup has grown fillets of yellowtail fish entirely from cells, making the local company one of the most scientifically advanced in the world of lab-grown seafood.

    41023 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020

  66. Cute rat taking a bath

    41008 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020

  67. Being a cross-campus gal bro

    41001 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020

  68. Fucking scary. Paula White, Trump's "spiritual adviser" and a prominent Christian hustler, claimed that Democrats, liberals and others who oppose Trump are possessed by the devil and demonic forces. calling for those who oppose Donald Trump ("satanic forces") to have their babies die in the womb.

    40996 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020

  69. Cornerman Jumps Into The Cage to Save Fighter from Terrible Referee

    40967 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020

  70. Does This Belong Here?

    40947 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2020

  71. No no, that goes here

    40939 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2020

  72. Uncanny resemblance

    40928 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2020

  73. Schwarzenegger with his son Patrick and Eastwood with his daughter Francesca, 1993

    40909 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020

  74. Back in the day, what website did you spend way too many hours of your life on?

    40904 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2020

  75. This meme comes from experience :(

    40897 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2020

  76. Manager put my day off work in his Calendar

    40895 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2020

  77. U.S. embassy urges citizens to depart Iraq immediately: statement

    40883 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2020

  78. Obama was right, Alito was wrong: Citizens United has corrupted American politics

    40868 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020

  79. Hello guys, Puerto Rican here. So this shitshow has spread like wildfire all over Twitter and Facebook. A warehouse in Ponce filled with abandoned supplies for those affected by Hurricane Maria has been discovered. Intentionally hidden from the public since 2017.

    40844 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020

  80. Iranian state TV reports Iran will no longer abide by any limits of its 2015 nuclear deal.

    40829 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2020

  81. me_irl

    40820 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020

  82. But your store is cute!

    40805 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2020

  83. Very unusual sequence of events

    40783 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020

  84. Guy drove like a dick and sped through a school zone only to end up at the same parking lot

    40781 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2020

  85. 🔥 A crow doing his part to save the planet 🔥

    40775 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2020

  86. This guy is an idiot for real

    40755 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020

  87. We need a President who will help all Americans -- not just the rich

    40732 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2020

  88. Living his best life

    40721 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2020

  89. Being an adult can't start at age 18 and 21. Make everything either completely 21 or 18.

    40704 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2020

  90. Michigan medical marijuana seller gets prison: ‘Federal law has not changed,’ judge says

    40690 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020

  91. Tied the firecrackers on the dog for fun, the dog freaked out and ran into the house. House burned down.

    40654 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020

  92. To describe the size of a boulder.

    40651 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020

  93. Attempt to shame turns into solid life advice.

    40644 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020

  94. Huge stacked burgers suck. There’s nothing worse than a burger with too many toppings that spill all over the place and make a mess.

    40643 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2020

  95. Fluffiest little kitten

    40637 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020

  96. IT'S RAIN, MATES!!!

    40633 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2020

  97. Second choice

    40625 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2020

  98. Me and my daughter attending the last Skywalker Saga movie with her wearing MY shirt from the first trilogy FORTY YEARS AGO!

    40595 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020

  99. Jupiter’s

    40587 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2020

  100. Judging by how much quality gets buried and forgotten, there are probably hundreds of unpublished novels and unmade movies out there that are even better than the classics we know.

    40553 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2020