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Reddit (Jan 2020)
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I'm 100% OK with homeless people using my money for booze and cigarettes.
41866 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2020
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I dont know if this makes the cut, but I make these wooden mushrooms on my spare time.
41847 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2020
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I can’t stop looking at this guy’s smile.
41831 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020
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"Judge"
41820 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2020
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Oh.. how the tables have turned
41818 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020
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ACAB
41799 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2020
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TIFU by putting toothpaste on my dick and sending it to a girl
41796 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2020
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Rescue Kitty yells when I cease petting
41795 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020
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TIL that Steven Spielberg, while filming Raiders of the Lost Ark in Tunisia, avoided the dysentery that afflicted Harrison Ford & most of the cast & crew. Spielberg's secret weapon? The suitcases full of SpaghettiOs he brought with him on the shoot.
41794 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2020
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Worst hold music ever.
41789 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020
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What skaters are really thinking
41770 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020
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Carving his own path
41762 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020
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Stephen King’s Pet Sematary Remake Had Cats From Shelters Who Were Trained To Become Cat Actors
41758 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020
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Thousands of carrots and potatoes being air dropped to help the endangered wallabies species survive in Australia
41750 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020
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Scenes like this made rebels good.
41727 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2020
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Postal workers union with 200,000 members endorses Sanders
41727 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020
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I just spent half an hour out by the pool trying to perfect these light spirals
41705 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2020
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A hole in the floor.
41692 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2020
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🔥 The who's and why's of Animal Eyes 🔥
41685 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020
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'Brink of extinction': Steep drop in platypus numbers as drought bites
41669 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020
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After Kellyanne Conway Says She Does Not Know Lev Parnas, Photo of them together resurfaces
41662 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2020
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Just a paper towel on fire
41655 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020
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He's Obviously A Dad!
41649 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2020
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Emotional Schiff Speech Goes Viral, Delighting the Left and Enraging the Right
41643 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2020
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It wouldn't last long, we know that much
41643 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2020
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Best protest sign goes to this bloke
41614 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2020
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South African prison break
41605 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020
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LockPickingLawyer Opens Gun Safe With Orange Juice Bottle
41603 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2020
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Seriously it does look like that.
41593 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2020
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SO FAR THIS IS WHAT THIS IS WHAT IS GOING ON. WW3 NEWS.
41591 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2020
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After my post yesterday someone sent me this
41583 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020
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Shoulda just let the kid live. smh...
41573 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020
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Conservative pastor says Jesus would have "beat the crap" out of John Bolton
41561 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020
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I want a Tesla, yes this is a real tweet
41549 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2020
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Trump impeachment scandal emails released, moments before midnight deadline | Redacted documents reveal ‘more evidence of president’s corrupt scheme’, says campaign group
41521 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2020
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Just trying out new beds at the pet store!
41503 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020
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Because driving what you enjoy is shameful
41503 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020
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Milled trenchers for housing the pipes for underfloor heating
41490 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2020
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NPR reporter Mary Louise Kelly says Mike Pompeo cursed her out for asking about removal of Ukraine ambassador
41480 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2020
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Today I completed the American library of Nintendo 64 games, 297 to be exact!
41480 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020
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Treacherous run
41471 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2020
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My most famous project ever made in Minecraft, never posted it on Reddit!
41457 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2020
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None Shall Pass
41444 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020
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The courtroom joint guy...
41427 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020
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Cheers to the Pimp
41417 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020
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Ivanka and Trump Organization linked to Suleimani’s front company: New Yorker writer
41389 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2020
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Neighbours helping out strangers during the Australian bushfires. Everything helps and it all adds up!!
41362 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2020
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Greatest Jeopardy roast of all time
41350 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2020
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Flipping up loose stick back to his teammate
41349 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2020
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Expensive potato that barks at the wind
41334 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020
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Video of Trump Warning 'Our President Will Start a War With Iran Because He Has Absolutely No Ability to Negotiate' Resurfaces: "The only way he figures that he's going to get reelected—and as sure as you're sitting there—is to start a war with Iran," Trump said of Obama in 2011.
41332 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2020
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F.B.I. Wants to Interview Prince Andrew About Jeffrey Epstein
41330 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020
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cursed_condom
41283 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2020
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Of all the possible things to gain social momentum, the sheer abundance of Rick Astley "Never gonna give you up." videos is proof that humanity is by nature playfull and good.
41275 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020
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Waiting for departure, Me, Digital, 2020
41254 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020
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What's the name of my food
41238 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020
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why choose your house color, have the neighbors do it.
41230 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020
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Pretty impressive..
41225 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2020
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WCGW if I try to show off in my performance car...
41174 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020
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Starting from January 12th 2020, doors will become illegal. That means all existing doors will be removed regardless of their purpose. What do you do now?
41169 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2020
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Paris
41107 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020
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It's almost like they don't expect us to use our eyes
41091 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020
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Republicans fear "floodgates" if Bolton testifies
41059 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020
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Found on r/unexpected, had to share it
41052 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020
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World’s first slaughter-free lab grown fish - A San Diego foodtech startup has grown fillets of yellowtail fish entirely from cells, making the local company one of the most scientifically advanced in the world of lab-grown seafood.
41023 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020
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Cute rat taking a bath
41008 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020
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Being a cross-campus gal bro
41001 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020
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Fucking scary. Paula White, Trump's "spiritual adviser" and a prominent Christian hustler, claimed that Democrats, liberals and others who oppose Trump are possessed by the devil and demonic forces. calling for those who oppose Donald Trump ("satanic forces") to have their babies die in the womb.
40996 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020
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Cornerman Jumps Into The Cage to Save Fighter from Terrible Referee
40967 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020
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Does This Belong Here?
40947 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2020
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No no, that goes here
40939 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2020
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Uncanny resemblance
40928 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2020
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Schwarzenegger with his son Patrick and Eastwood with his daughter Francesca, 1993
40909 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020
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Back in the day, what website did you spend way too many hours of your life on?
40904 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2020
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This meme comes from experience :(
40897 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2020
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Manager put my day off work in his Calendar
40895 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2020
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U.S. embassy urges citizens to depart Iraq immediately: statement
40883 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2020
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Obama was right, Alito was wrong: Citizens United has corrupted American politics
40868 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020
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Hello guys, Puerto Rican here. So this shitshow has spread like wildfire all over Twitter and Facebook. A warehouse in Ponce filled with abandoned supplies for those affected by Hurricane Maria has been discovered. Intentionally hidden from the public since 2017.
40844 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020
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Iranian state TV reports Iran will no longer abide by any limits of its 2015 nuclear deal.
40829 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2020
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me_irl
40820 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020
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But your store is cute!
40805 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2020
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Very unusual sequence of events
40783 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020
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Guy drove like a dick and sped through a school zone only to end up at the same parking lot
40781 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2020
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🔥 A crow doing his part to save the planet 🔥
40775 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2020
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This guy is an idiot for real
40755 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020
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We need a President who will help all Americans -- not just the rich
40732 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2020
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Living his best life
40721 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2020
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Being an adult can't start at age 18 and 21. Make everything either completely 21 or 18.
40704 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2020
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Michigan medical marijuana seller gets prison: ‘Federal law has not changed,’ judge says
40690 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020
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Tied the firecrackers on the dog for fun, the dog freaked out and ran into the house. House burned down.
40654 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020
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To describe the size of a boulder.
40651 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020
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Attempt to shame turns into solid life advice.
40644 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020
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Huge stacked burgers suck. There’s nothing worse than a burger with too many toppings that spill all over the place and make a mess.
40643 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2020
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Fluffiest little kitten
40637 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020
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IT'S RAIN, MATES!!!
40633 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2020
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Second choice
40625 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2020
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Me and my daughter attending the last Skywalker Saga movie with her wearing MY shirt from the first trilogy FORTY YEARS AGO!
40595 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020
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Jupiter’s
40587 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2020
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Judging by how much quality gets buried and forgotten, there are probably hundreds of unpublished novels and unmade movies out there that are even better than the classics we know.
40553 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2020