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Reddit (Jan 2020)

  1. 🔥 Gorgeous lion giving a massive yawn 🔥

    38984 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2020

  2. Can I get an F in the chat

    38963 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2020

  3. Egg Friend.

    38962 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020

  4. Voting to acquit this noxious criminal is the point of no return for the Republican Party. Today Republicans make it official: Out of sheer lust for power, they've rejected democracy and basic decency

    38958 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020

  5. This guy did the OkGo Treadmill dance in his basement for 100 days by himself

    38909 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2020

  6. Dentist told me “See that there? That’s not normal” worst pain of my life.

    38909 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020

  7. Very weak, he is now.

    38908 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020

  8. Thousands chant 'death to America' at funeral of Iran's top general Qassem Soleimani

    38899 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2020

  9. Hello there.

    38896 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020

  10. Fox News poll finds independents want The Senate to convict and remove Trump by 19 point margin

    38879 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020

  11. The Pacific Ocean has now acidified so much due to CO2 release that it's dissolving certain crabs' shells

    38854 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020

  12. From professional to trash in a split second

    38800 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020

  13. Pam is the bad guy in the show, change my mind.

    38791 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2020

  14. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait....for.....it.

    38780 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2020

  15. What a bummer

    38759 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020

  16. ULPT: If you live near a US military base, it's a really good time to install Tinder.

    38738 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020

  17. This radio I found in my attic is built to resemble a Coca Cola vending machine.

    38738 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020

  18. Random annoying kid who joins your family at the public pool starter pack

    38709 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2020

  19. 🔥 bunch of baby shroos biting each other’s butts so they don’t loose track of mom

    38709 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020

  20. Interesting times

    38705 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2020

  21. Thankful koala holds kind man’s hand

    38675 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020

  22. Trump Brags About Concealing Impeachment Evidence: ‘We Have All the Material, They Don’t’

    38653 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2020

  23. Low unemployment isn't worth much if the jobs barely pay

    38650 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020

  24. Kitty practice lion dance for the Chinese New Year

    38646 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2020

  25. What would have been good advice in 1990 that would be terrible advice in 2020?

    38625 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020

  26. Best thing to encounter during snowstorm

    38623 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020

  27. To sound woke

    38619 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2020

  28. Pop! goes the corn...

    38592 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2020

  29. Protesters break into PM Scott Morrison’s home and vow to ‘s*** in his pool’ over wildfire outrage | "The police say 'the accused does not appear to feel any remorse for his crimes, and in fact appears to be quite proud of his actions'. And never, never, have the police so accurately described me."

    38576 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2020

  30. So True......

    38562 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020

  31. Just left me lone

    38559 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2020

  32. Illinois rings in New Year's Day with its first legal recreational marijuana sales

    38556 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2020

  33. TIL Sasha Baron Cohen once used an alter-ego to interview a concierge in Las Vegas who admitted to possess contact information for deliverance of kids down to the age of 8. Sasha left the scene out of his show and provided the footage to FBI who decided not to pursue the case.

    38544 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020

  34. Where will you be when the nip kicks in!

    38541 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020

  35. That dress reminds me of something.

    38539 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2020

  36. Chinese Spyware Pre-Installed on All Samsung Phones (& Tablets)

    38535 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2020

  37. You're worth a lot :)

    38504 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2020

  38. When a wild bird decides to trust a human

    38482 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2020

  39. The Northern white-faced owl going into intimidation mode

    38472 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020

  40. No need to be sad over the Cyberpunk 2077 delay.

    38459 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2020

  41. This rescued baby kangaroo.

    38433 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020

  42. A Grandfather lost hist wife to cancer after 50 years of marriage so his daughter made a quilt of her clothes to make him feel closer

    38427 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2020

  43. Wolves' Rui Patricio offers coat to a young fan after noticing he was cold

    38400 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2020

  44. Never forget

    38378 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2020

  45. What the hell happened here?

    38372 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2020

  46. Back in my day

    38352 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020

  47. 'Inequality in a nutshell' — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says the Dow's record high is meaningless for many Americans

    38338 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2020

  48. Welcome to Paris

    38313 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2020

  49. Progressively less training

    38313 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2020

  50. Koala feeding time for refugees from Kangaroo Island , Australia.

    38285 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2020

  51. Make it fair! Her kid is crying!

    38270 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020

  52. [Highlight] The Raptors and Spurs run out the 24 second shot-clock on their first possession

    38249 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2020

  53. Thanks, I hate this photo of a seal

    38243 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2020

  54. Blursed_furious

    38242 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2020

  55. There are three types of people.

    38220 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2020

  56. “American Christians have the right to ‘kill all males’ who support abortion, same-sex marriage or communism (so long as they first give such infidels the opportunity to renounce their heresies)” — Washington State Lawmaker Matt Shea, who is attempting to establish a “Christian State”.

    38200 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2020

  57. John Bolton Likes Tweet Saying Trump Should ‘Fire the Moron Who Hired John Bolton’

    38173 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020

  58. What are some ways to add Romance to your Relationship?

    38172 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2020

  59. Future looks like it’s gonna be awesome.

    38159 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2020

  60. Bruh... The N Word

    38128 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020

  61. Sounds good

    38128 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020

  62. Man gets stopped and frisked for "looking suspicious", asks for police officer's name. Cops tells him: "F*ck you is my name"

    38074 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2020

  63. While Bernie Sanders has always stood up for African Americans, Joe Biden has repeatedly let us down

    38067 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020

  64. Which one is the best?

    38035 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020

  65. Opening of Trump impeachment trial draws 11 million TV viewers

    38015 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2020

  66. Quitting smoking does not just slow the accumulation of further damage, but can also reawaken cells that have not been damaged. Quitting promotes replenishment of the bronchial lining with cells that avoided tobacco-related damage.

    38014 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020

  67. Man plays piano music for rescued elephants to help reduce their anxiety

    38005 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020

  68. It’s not racist to say Chinese citizens need to tighten up their food standards and stop eating low-grade meats.

    38003 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020

  69. TIL When quicklime is heated to 2400°C it emits an intense glow. Before the invention of electric lights, quicklime was used as a lighting source for theater productions, and this is where the phrase "in the limelight" when referencing celebrity comes from.

    38003 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020

  70. A must have on any road trip

    37987 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020

  71. Seẋual Assault of Men in Media Played for Laughs - Female Perpetrators

    37983 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020

  72. Illinois' legal weed tally: $3.2 million on day one

    37979 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2020

  73. tis the season

    37966 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2020

  74. Electronic patient records systems used by thousands of doctors were programmed to automatically suggest opioids at treatment, thanks to a secret deal between the software maker and a drug company

    37956 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020

  75. Rush drummer Neil Peart dead at 67

    37917 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2020

  76. TIFU by posting my dad's picture with David Bowie

    37916 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020

  77. That’s always a good feeling not gonna lie

    37916 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020

  78. Those that game together, stay together

    37902 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2020

  79. How a mother wakes up the child in the morning and feeds the child

    37893 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2020

  80. Madlad author

    37890 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020

  81. Tuition

    37882 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2020

  82. Wonder Woman cosplay

    37858 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020

  83. There is always that 1 friend

    37851 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2020

  84. You can buy a bat to “defend yourself” at a local ace hardware store in my city.

    37848 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2020

  85. Me_irl

    37840 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020

  86. An enderman picked up a block the FRAME before I jumped on it.

    37830 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020

  87. Bernie Sanders: War in Iran Would Be Bigger Disaster Than Iraq

    37824 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2020

  88. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Set to Host the 2021 Golden Globes

    37813 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020

  89. #LamarAlexanderIsACoward Trends After GOP Senator Admits Trump Did What Democrats Say But Won't Vote For Trial Witnesses

    37790 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020

  90. 2nd attempt of a homemade fry-up by an American living in London. I took your advice and added beans, a sausage wall, fried bread, an extra egg and crispy potatoes. I left out the tomato and mushroom on purpose. So far this is my best one!

    37772 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2020

  91. Screensaver prank

    37770 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020

  92. Resurfaced video shows Lindsey Graham arguing for witnesses to testify at Bill Clinton impeachment trial

    37763 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2020

  93. an epic duel

    37744 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020

  94. Perseverance [1985]

    37711 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020

  95. A left-handed check mark

    37704 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020

  96. I gotta walk but I hate to ruin it...

    37689 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020

  97. but don’t worry, he has no intention of “degrading” women

    37687 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020

  98. Absolute madlad kids drawings

    37685 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020

  99. The man wearing red got on the subway, he opened his folder and started reading. A few stops later, a man got on and asked him, "what are you studying for? You look confused; maybe I can help?" He said, "My son just failed a math test, and I am re-studying fractions so I can teach him."

    37680 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020

  100. Is reddit having a stroke or something?

    37680 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020