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  1. Amusement Park Operator Freaks Out An Already Terrified Guy Before Launch

    60501 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2020

  2. I told my dad that I bought the game “Risk” and wanted to play it with him. He said he’d never played. I show up to his house and find him with printed out battle plans and map strategies

    60500 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020

  3. Gun-rights advocates pick-up trash after protesting peacefully in Richmond | 8News

    60457 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2020

  4. Our Jackbox room had a 1 in 456,976 chance to randomly generate this code.

    60360 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2020

  5. This shit is going overboard quick. y'all mfs need to chill!

    60357 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020

  6. Sanders calls out Jamie Dimon for criticizing socialism

    60314 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2020

  7. A Father's Love

    60305 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020

  8. Who thought this would be a good idea??

    60281 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2020

  9. TIL Nepalese farmers create a honey called 'mad honey' which is produced by bees pollinating rhododendron plants. The honey is psychoactive and its effects can range from euphoria and lightheadedness to being similar to a full-blown acid trip.

    60278 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020

  10. LPT: If a child tells you they are uncomfortable around an adult, please listen.

    60265 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2020

  11. Attempting to sacrifice own kid for insurance fraud

    60242 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020

  12. Detroit man settles race discrimination lawsuit, then bank won't cash his check

    60215 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2020

  13. [Megathread] Kobe Bryant has passed away at age 41

    60193 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2020

  14. Pentagon chief says no specific evidence Iran was plotting to attack four U.S. embassies

    60180 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020

  15. In Batman (1989 )a painting the joker has his eyes on is featured in The joker( 2019 )

    60155 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020

  16. How to find Kentucky on the map!

    60118 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2020

  17. WCGW if I try to make all these sinners repent?

    60091 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020

  18. You try to embarrass Conan, Conan embarrasses you.

    60085 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020

  19. I think her parents faces say it all

    60081 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2020

  20. You wake up 2 hours late for work. Would you still go? Why/why not?

    60047 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2020

  21. Puerto Rico fires two more officials after Hurricane Maria aid found unused amid current earthquake aftermath

    59996 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020

  22. Pro tip: don't create your username when you're depressed

    59988 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2020

  23. Well that's nice

    59890 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2020

  24. Move over Simone Biles. These frozen pants just stuck the landing.

    59888 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020

  25. Sweet dreams are made of these

    59863 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020

  26. Truth be told

    59825 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2020

  27. Dog trying to escape from wolves

    59788 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2020

  28. This is why I don't go shopping

    59721 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020

  29. We have reached peak stupid

    59633 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2020

  30. 🔥 Bagworm moth caterpillar collects and saws little sticks and constructs elaborate log cabins to live in!

    59597 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020

  31. They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

    59574 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2020

  32. Trump attacked for spending '1 in every 5 days' at a golf club in 2019. President famously told voters in 2016 he would be too busy ‘working for you’ to play.

    59569 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2020

  33. Not all she deserves but a good start.

    59515 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020

  34. #ILikeBernie Trends After Hillary Clinton Says 'Nobody Likes' Bernie Sanders

    59507 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2020

  35. He’s too late

    59421 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020

  36. Trump Brags About Serving Up American Troops to Saudi Arabia for Nothing More Than Cash: Justin Amash responded to Trump's remarks, saying, “He sells troops”

    59416 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020

  37. I hold da han

    59409 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2020

  38. Not all are idiots in cars some are Idiots on Buffalo’s !

    59401 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020

  39. Whatcha doing there?

    59354 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2020

  40. I mixed a cat with a moth for your amusement

    59323 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2020

  41. TIL over 80,000 dams in the United States produce no hydroelectric energy. 54,000 of them have the potential to add 12+GW of total hydropower capacity, powering 4 million households.

    59130 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2020

  42. Idea I had for a couple Grass/Fire type Pokemon, just looking for thoughts. It's not allowed on r/Pokemon so I thought I'd try here.

    59096 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2020

  43. Having the time of his little life. Enjoy big things in short life.

    59091 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020

  44. A protest in Sydney. Liberals are the Tories of Australia

    59081 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2020

  45. LPT: Don’t pay for turbo tax

    59070 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2020

  46. it's a good life

    59044 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020

  47. George Carlin being arrested after performing the controversial routine "Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television" May 27th 1972

    59018 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2020

  48. Check, mate

    58956 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2020

  49. Finally finished!!!! The Office LEGO!! With all the minifigures in place this time around. Super proud of this, happy to be done because I get to see it finished but also sad to be done building. Gonna go through and touch things up to make it better if I can but I think it pretty much good to go.

    58876 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020

  50. Lev Parnas says Mike Pence was tasked with getting Ukraine president to announce investigation into Bidens: "Everybody was in the loop"

    58827 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2020

  51. To ask for gold

    58817 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020

  52. In Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017), Rey’s training on the cliff matches Kylo Ren’s fight with Luke Skywalker

    58795 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020

  53. My interpretation of the parachute in Counter Strike

    58759 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020

  54. My dog stole my boyfriend and then sassed me

    58749 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020

  55. Iran unfurls red flag to show they are ready for war after US airstrike -- It is the first time in history that the red flag has been hoisted on top of the Jamkaran mosque in the Iranian city and comes after warnings of harsh retaliation against the US

    58704 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2020

  56. When you understand the workings of the universe

    58689 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2020

  57. Grand Rapids, MI reporter gets her new license plate.

    58685 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2020

  58. You ain't slick, buddy

    58683 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2020

  59. Blackface? Really?

    58634 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020

  60. This Minnesota Vikings fan came to the game prepared

    58589 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020

  61. British Reporter encounters Drop Bear (Carnivorous Koala)

    58576 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2020

  62. a few words of encouragement can generate great effects

    58567 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020

  63. >Nooo, you can't take a picture of our picture that's stealing!

    58565 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020

  64. It's always nice to see good sportsmanship

    58561 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020

  65. My mother (left) and her friend Nina, circa 1975

    58545 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020

  66. What’s an invention that’s still around today but has lost sight of its original purpose?

    58499 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020

  67. Shaq: "I'm 47 years old. Lost two grandmothers. Lost a Sarge. Lost my sister. And now, I lost a little brother."

    58492 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020

  68. My wife and I were told we would never be able to have kids... two days ago we met our daughter for the first time. I’ve never been this happy and I’ve never experienced a love like this one! IM A DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    58470 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020

  69. I am a painter in this house. Was in another room, heard a snap and a thud. Came to see what it was.

    58447 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2020

  70. I made a promise to myself a week ago that no matter what I’d draw a grumpy animal every single day this year. it’s day 7 and I alarm myself

    58411 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2020

  71. He knows it

    58396 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020

  72. In Once Upon A Time In Hollywood (2019), as Brad Pitt drives through LA, the speedometer is at zero...the entire drive...

    58393 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020

  73. Person in front of you going too slow? No problem, hit them with the trusty PIT maneuver

    58390 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2020

  74. His name is George, but we call him Turkey.

    58381 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020

  75. This service dog received his Master’s Degree in Occupational Therapy from Clarkson University after attending every single class with his human.

    58358 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2020

  76. I propped my PS4 on top of four wine corks to improve airflow in this tight space. I noticed it running cooler immediately.

    58304 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2020

  77. Louis always falls asleep while he’s watching the fishes.......

    58254 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2020

  78. Amazon promises to create 1m jobs in India as Jeff Bezos trip descends into PR nightmare - World's richest person is dubbed an 'economic terrorist' as anti-Amazon protests and criticisms from officials overshadow three-day visit

    58224 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2020

  79. TIL that in 2012 an 11 year old boy accidentally flew to Rome alone without any money, passports, or boarding passes while running away from his mom in a mall. No one realized until the plane was already halfway to Italy.

    58189 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020

  80. Bernie Sanders rides enthusiasm to top showing in latest Iowa Poll

    58185 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2020

  81. You just got an offer for $600K...but to collect it, you gotta have sex with the main character of the last tv show you watched. Who will it be?

    58181 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2020

  82. Just a small act, but this random guy in the gym was just walking by and went out of his way to spot for this man while he benches.

    58049 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2020

  83. Breaktester gets what he deserves

    58045 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2020

  84. Try and deny this globehead

    58007 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2020

  85. Forgetting to roll up the window all the way

    58002 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2020

  86. Having birthday sex is kinda like having sex to celebrate your parents having had sex

    57952 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2020

  87. Gamers of Reddit, what are some underrated games do you think more people should play?

    57930 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2020

  88. The new Samuel L.

    57925 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020

  89. How is that legal?

    57914 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020

  90. This 14 month-old was helping his dad shovel in Newfoundland after yesterday’s 15-inches of snowfall - when he glitched

    57893 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020

  91. Caught my crow buddy mid-blink, making her look very sinister.

    57859 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2020

  92. Americans under the age of 30 support removing Trump from office by a nearly 3-to-1 ratio

    57839 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2020

  93. He just need a hug!

    57831 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2020

  94. Happened to a friend, she was almost finished

    57799 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2020

  95. My gf's reaction after I do the dishes

    57796 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020

  96. TIL in 1963, Alweg (known for Disneyland's Monorail) offered to fund/build a monorail transit system throughout Los Angeles County at no cost to county taxpayers. Instead, L.A. County authorities killed off the project due to being pressured from Standard Oil of California and General Motors.

    57746 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020

  97. Indeed

    57686 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020

  98. TIFU by secretly learning German

    57670 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2020

  99. Came across this when I was wasting my life away in YouTube

    57641 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020

  100. Australia, Melina Illustrates, 2019

    57638 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2020