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Reddit (Jan 2020)
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Amusement Park Operator Freaks Out An Already Terrified Guy Before Launch
60501 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2020
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I told my dad that I bought the game “Risk” and wanted to play it with him. He said he’d never played. I show up to his house and find him with printed out battle plans and map strategies
60500 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020
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Gun-rights advocates pick-up trash after protesting peacefully in Richmond | 8News
60457 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2020
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Our Jackbox room had a 1 in 456,976 chance to randomly generate this code.
60360 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2020
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This shit is going overboard quick. y'all mfs need to chill!
60357 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020
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Sanders calls out Jamie Dimon for criticizing socialism
60314 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2020
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A Father's Love
60305 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020
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Who thought this would be a good idea??
60281 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2020
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TIL Nepalese farmers create a honey called 'mad honey' which is produced by bees pollinating rhododendron plants. The honey is psychoactive and its effects can range from euphoria and lightheadedness to being similar to a full-blown acid trip.
60278 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020
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LPT: If a child tells you they are uncomfortable around an adult, please listen.
60265 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2020
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Attempting to sacrifice own kid for insurance fraud
60242 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020
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Detroit man settles race discrimination lawsuit, then bank won't cash his check
60215 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2020
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[Megathread] Kobe Bryant has passed away at age 41
60193 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2020
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Pentagon chief says no specific evidence Iran was plotting to attack four U.S. embassies
60180 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020
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In Batman (1989 )a painting the joker has his eyes on is featured in The joker( 2019 )
60155 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020
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How to find Kentucky on the map!
60118 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2020
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WCGW if I try to make all these sinners repent?
60091 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020
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You try to embarrass Conan, Conan embarrasses you.
60085 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020
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I think her parents faces say it all
60081 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2020
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You wake up 2 hours late for work. Would you still go? Why/why not?
60047 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2020
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Puerto Rico fires two more officials after Hurricane Maria aid found unused amid current earthquake aftermath
59996 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020
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Pro tip: don't create your username when you're depressed
59988 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2020
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Well that's nice
59890 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2020
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Move over Simone Biles. These frozen pants just stuck the landing.
59888 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020
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Sweet dreams are made of these
59863 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020
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Truth be told
59825 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2020
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Dog trying to escape from wolves
59788 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2020
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This is why I don't go shopping
59721 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020
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We have reached peak stupid
59633 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2020
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🔥 Bagworm moth caterpillar collects and saws little sticks and constructs elaborate log cabins to live in!
59597 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020
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They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
59574 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2020
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Trump attacked for spending '1 in every 5 days' at a golf club in 2019. President famously told voters in 2016 he would be too busy ‘working for you’ to play.
59569 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2020
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Not all she deserves but a good start.
59515 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020
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#ILikeBernie Trends After Hillary Clinton Says 'Nobody Likes' Bernie Sanders
59507 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2020
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He’s too late
59421 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020
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Trump Brags About Serving Up American Troops to Saudi Arabia for Nothing More Than Cash: Justin Amash responded to Trump's remarks, saying, “He sells troops”
59416 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020
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I hold da han
59409 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2020
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Not all are idiots in cars some are Idiots on Buffalo’s !
59401 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020
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Whatcha doing there?
59354 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2020
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I mixed a cat with a moth for your amusement
59323 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2020
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TIL over 80,000 dams in the United States produce no hydroelectric energy. 54,000 of them have the potential to add 12+GW of total hydropower capacity, powering 4 million households.
59130 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2020
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Idea I had for a couple Grass/Fire type Pokemon, just looking for thoughts. It's not allowed on r/Pokemon so I thought I'd try here.
59096 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2020
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Having the time of his little life. Enjoy big things in short life.
59091 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020
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A protest in Sydney. Liberals are the Tories of Australia
59081 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2020
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LPT: Don’t pay for turbo tax
59070 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2020
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it's a good life
59044 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020
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George Carlin being arrested after performing the controversial routine "Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television" May 27th 1972
59018 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2020
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Check, mate
58956 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2020
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Finally finished!!!! The Office LEGO!! With all the minifigures in place this time around. Super proud of this, happy to be done because I get to see it finished but also sad to be done building. Gonna go through and touch things up to make it better if I can but I think it pretty much good to go.
58876 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020
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Lev Parnas says Mike Pence was tasked with getting Ukraine president to announce investigation into Bidens: "Everybody was in the loop"
58827 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2020
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To ask for gold
58817 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020
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In Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017), Rey’s training on the cliff matches Kylo Ren’s fight with Luke Skywalker
58795 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020
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My interpretation of the parachute in Counter Strike
58759 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020
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My dog stole my boyfriend and then sassed me
58749 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020
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Iran unfurls red flag to show they are ready for war after US airstrike -- It is the first time in history that the red flag has been hoisted on top of the Jamkaran mosque in the Iranian city and comes after warnings of harsh retaliation against the US
58704 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2020
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When you understand the workings of the universe
58689 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2020
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Grand Rapids, MI reporter gets her new license plate.
58685 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2020
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You ain't slick, buddy
58683 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2020
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Blackface? Really?
58634 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020
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This Minnesota Vikings fan came to the game prepared
58589 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020
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British Reporter encounters Drop Bear (Carnivorous Koala)
58576 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2020
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a few words of encouragement can generate great effects
58567 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020
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>Nooo, you can't take a picture of our picture that's stealing!
58565 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020
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It's always nice to see good sportsmanship
58561 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020
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My mother (left) and her friend Nina, circa 1975
58545 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020
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What’s an invention that’s still around today but has lost sight of its original purpose?
58499 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020
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Shaq: "I'm 47 years old. Lost two grandmothers. Lost a Sarge. Lost my sister. And now, I lost a little brother."
58492 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020
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My wife and I were told we would never be able to have kids... two days ago we met our daughter for the first time. I’ve never been this happy and I’ve never experienced a love like this one! IM A DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
58470 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020
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I am a painter in this house. Was in another room, heard a snap and a thud. Came to see what it was.
58447 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2020
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I made a promise to myself a week ago that no matter what I’d draw a grumpy animal every single day this year. it’s day 7 and I alarm myself
58411 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2020
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He knows it
58396 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020
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In Once Upon A Time In Hollywood (2019), as Brad Pitt drives through LA, the speedometer is at zero...the entire drive...
58393 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020
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Person in front of you going too slow? No problem, hit them with the trusty PIT maneuver
58390 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2020
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His name is George, but we call him Turkey.
58381 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020
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This service dog received his Master’s Degree in Occupational Therapy from Clarkson University after attending every single class with his human.
58358 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2020
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I propped my PS4 on top of four wine corks to improve airflow in this tight space. I noticed it running cooler immediately.
58304 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2020
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Louis always falls asleep while he’s watching the fishes.......
58254 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2020
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Amazon promises to create 1m jobs in India as Jeff Bezos trip descends into PR nightmare - World's richest person is dubbed an 'economic terrorist' as anti-Amazon protests and criticisms from officials overshadow three-day visit
58224 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2020
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TIL that in 2012 an 11 year old boy accidentally flew to Rome alone without any money, passports, or boarding passes while running away from his mom in a mall. No one realized until the plane was already halfway to Italy.
58189 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020
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Bernie Sanders rides enthusiasm to top showing in latest Iowa Poll
58185 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2020
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You just got an offer for $600K...but to collect it, you gotta have sex with the main character of the last tv show you watched. Who will it be?
58181 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2020
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Just a small act, but this random guy in the gym was just walking by and went out of his way to spot for this man while he benches.
58049 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2020
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Breaktester gets what he deserves
58045 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2020
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Try and deny this globehead
58007 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2020
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Forgetting to roll up the window all the way
58002 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2020
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Having birthday sex is kinda like having sex to celebrate your parents having had sex
57952 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2020
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Gamers of Reddit, what are some underrated games do you think more people should play?
57930 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2020
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The new Samuel L.
57925 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020
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How is that legal?
57914 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020
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This 14 month-old was helping his dad shovel in Newfoundland after yesterday’s 15-inches of snowfall - when he glitched
57893 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020
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Caught my crow buddy mid-blink, making her look very sinister.
57859 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2020
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Americans under the age of 30 support removing Trump from office by a nearly 3-to-1 ratio
57839 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2020
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He just need a hug!
57831 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2020
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Happened to a friend, she was almost finished
57799 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2020
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My gf's reaction after I do the dishes
57796 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020
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TIL in 1963, Alweg (known for Disneyland's Monorail) offered to fund/build a monorail transit system throughout Los Angeles County at no cost to county taxpayers. Instead, L.A. County authorities killed off the project due to being pressured from Standard Oil of California and General Motors.
57746 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020
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Indeed
57686 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020
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TIFU by secretly learning German
57670 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2020
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Came across this when I was wasting my life away in YouTube
57641 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020
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Australia, Melina Illustrates, 2019
57638 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2020