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  1. o o f

    85587 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020

  2. Did not do the math

    85584 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2020

  3. The Gang Gets Whipped Cream

    85530 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2020

  4. Colonoscopy tomorrow. Rate my setup

    85493 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020

  5. I guess you could always get them hemmed

    85131 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2020

  6. Same mirror, but one year apart! Anorexia recovery has been hard but seeing these pictures makes me proud of how far I've come <3 <3

    85116 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020

  7. Just a casual Karen

    85066 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020

  8. Gus just wants to help you work out!

    85048 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2020

  9. The fame didn’t change em.

    85016 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2020

  10. Prisoners in Indiana was rewarded with a cat for good behavior. This is a prisoner with his cat and the nice hat he knit for him

    84766 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020

  11. TIFU by thinking a woman was a boy, and groping her boob. (kind of NSFW, though it happened at work)

    84718 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020

  12. We adopted an 11-year old cat from a Chicago shelter. He and my 13-yo daughter fell in love. This is them after she got back from a week at camp.

    84658 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2020

  13. Tyson Steele survived for 23 days in subzero temperatures in rural Alaska after a fire burned his house and killed his dog. He built himself a snow cave to sleep in for the first few nights, before building a makeshift shelter around the still burning stove from leftover tarp and scrap timber.

    84638 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020

  14. My pit has been extremely affectionate with my sister ever since she got pregnant.

    84604 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2020

  15. Just a normal guy out walking his dogs

    84413 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020

  16. spacex boosters coming back on earth to be reused again

    84066 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2020

  17. 78% of suicide rates world wide are men, what can we do to help them?

    83921 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2020

  18. TIL that Robert Downey Jr. only got clean because his girlfriend (now wife) saw him on drugs, then gave him an ultimatum of quitting or losing her. He stopped at a Burger King on the coast and threw his drugs in the ocean. She is now known around Hollywood as "the Miracle That Saved Robert Downey."

    83839 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2020

  19. Her reaction to seeing my face after our nap

    83764 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020

  20. My friend just texted "Adopted a dog yesterday".... with this pic

    83692 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2020

  21. When a 6.8 earthquake hit Olympia, Washington in 2001, a shop owner found that a sand-tracing pendulum recorded the vibrations.

    83674 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2020

  22. Took me 2 months to paint this! Glad to be able to finally share it

    83359 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2020

  23. Outdoor restaurant in Italy, Covered by lemon plants and lemon

    83353 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020

  24. when u get a B- on a super hard test that you studied hours for, get yelled at for the grade, then realize you’ll never be able to please your parents because nothing is enough for them

    83226 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2020

  25. This is what happens when your VR and real life apartment match

    83141 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2020

  26. This is how much food you can get for the cost of a pack of cigarettes in Australia.

    83127 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020

  27. 🔥 Sea foam fills the streets of Spain after a storm hits the country

    83115 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2020

  28. People no longer believe working hard will lead to a better life, survey shows

    83033 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020

  29. Office building that's inside.... But looks like it's outside.

    83021 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2020

  30. TIL NYPD officer John Perry was turning in his retirement papers on 9/11 when the first plane struck. He asked for his badge back and ran to help. He was killed while assisting a woman in the south tower as it collapsed.

    82996 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2020

  31. People who shoved their school papers in their backpack with no binder/folder etc, Where are you now?

    82957 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020

  32. Maggie's Sealegs

    82867 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020

  33. Fed Up Veteran Speaks Powerful Truth About America's Wars

    82835 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020

  34. A literal all terrain vehicle...

    82623 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2020

  35. Anti-vaxxer accidentally advocates for vaccines

    82524 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020

  36. Jeff Goldblum stopped my brother in LAX a few years back after commenting that they looked a lot alike. He was thrilled to say the least (:

    82495 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2020

  37. Politician tries to communicate, cop grabs his goggles twice and sprays him

    82247 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2020

  38. Dad off to fight fires in NSW.

    82031 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2020

  39. When you’re in time-out but your best bud won’t let you do time alone

    81917 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020

  40. Instant regret Uber

    81650 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020

  41. We should totally trust the billionaires to tell us how to run the economy

    81631 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2020

  42. This dog who saved seven people during an earthquake

    81474 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020

  43. When Snoop Dogg passes the blunt, you kinda just have to accept it

    81174 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2020

  44. I hate maths

    81168 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020

  45. Woke up this morning to my car looking like this...

    81156 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2020

  46. My friend is allergic to everything.

    81140 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020

  47. TIL a Florida man accidentally locked his 1 yr old daughter in his car, and 5 prisoners out on work detail used a coat hanger to break her out. The mother who took a video of it said: "Them prisoners bust that s*** right open, so thank god for the criminals in the world."

    80735 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2020

  48. My parents chose to not attend their only daughter’s wedding and I couldn’t be happier. Sucks to be them!

    80596 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020

  49. TIL For generations Doctors figured the appendix had no function. But recently it is determined it “acts as a good safe house for bacteria". Sometimes bacteria in the intestines die or are purged. The appendix’s job is to reboot the digestive system in that case.

    80510 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020

  50. Fashion these days

    80436 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2020

  51. US to deploy thousands of additional troops to Middle East following Soleimani killing

    80096 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2020

  52. This barber specializes in making personalized wigs.

    80046 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2020

  53. P.M Morrison Said He's Thankful Nobody Died In Kangaroo Island Bushfire That Killed Two

    79915 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2020

  54. BBCs Dracula billboard is 1000 IQ advertising

    79806 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2020

  55. Baby kangaroos saved from the Australia fires

    79639 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2020

  56. Golden Globes host Ricky Gervais roasted Apple for its 'Chinese sweatshops' in front of hordes of celebrities as Tim Cook watched from the audience

    79450 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2020

  57. Friend is upset I won’t let him use my new car to get laid

    79336 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2020

  58. Now this is a photo to be proud of

    79325 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020

  59. Can we just make this mandatory?

    79283 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2020

  60. Amazing dog

    79262 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2020

  61. 4 people from the same town who fought in different wars.

    79139 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2020

  62. In Avatar (2009), the evil imperialists' room is shaped like an American flag.

    79111 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2020

  63. TIL that a nest full of Squirrels is EXTREMELY adorable

    79111 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020

  64. Ricky Gervais roasts the golden globes

    79102 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2020

  65. Tarantino Made ‘Right Decision’ Refusing to Edit ‘Hollywood’ for China

    78905 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2020

  66. Ocean swimming

    78764 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2020

  67. My husband doesn't want the case to get scratched and cause an "eyesore"

    78725 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2020

  68. Twitch streamer said the n word and used the defence that she’s “part black” so it’s okay

    78662 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020

  69. Indian police slapping Men who were travelling in the ladies coach of the New Delhi's metro

    78642 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2020

  70. I follow a professional painter who is dealing with some corporate choosing beggars. Wtf?

    78627 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2020

  71. Eating hemp dog treats

    78565 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2020

  72. [IMAGE] The time will pass anyway, might as well use it wisely

    78549 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2020

  73. Gotta see 'em all!

    78492 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2020

  74. Someone just decided blue ink pens were equally as acceptable as black and everyone just played along.

    78418 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2020

  75. When a porch pirate sees the camera

    78413 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2020

  76. THE LAST MEME OF THE DECADE (posted with 14 seconds left to spare)

    78336 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2020

  77. Neil Peart, drummer for Rush has passed away at age 67

    78327 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2020

  78. Man who was just sentenced to 25 years for the murder of his infant son gets punched in the face by the baby’s uncle as he’s leaving court.

    78243 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020

  79. She set the record straight

    78237 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2020

  80. Dan Wootton’s worst take

    78192 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2020

  81. I SHOULD BE ABLE TO SKIP

    78160 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2020

  82. A tiny snake giving finger hugs

    78006 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2020

  83. Girl raises over $100K for the wild fires in Australia. Other girl thinks that prayers would be more helpful.

    77919 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2020

  84. Car Problems

    77906 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020

  85. 24 Australians arrested for deliberately setting fires

    77902 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2020

  86. My neighbours built a deck that looks directly into my bedroom.

    77796 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020

  87. "Game of Thrones" failed to win a single Golden Globe for its eighth and final season

    77752 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2020

  88. It’s the principle though...

    77665 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020

  89. Popping a limestone nodule

    77641 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2020

  90. You Can Now Go to Jail in China for Criticizing Beijing’s Coronavirus Response: The Chinese government is ramping up its propaganda, and cracking down on criticism, as the virus spreads.

    77506 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020

  91. You aint a prize

    77503 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020

  92. "It's always so cold in our house. Our furnace sucks." -Wife Jan2020 -32C

    77502 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2020

  93. Joaquin Phoenix Wins Best Actor for 'Joker' - SAG Awards

    77482 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020

  94. TIL in 1990, the high school dropout rate in Sevierville, Dolly Parton’s hometown, was over 30%. In 1991, she launched The Buddy Program, offering 7th and 8th graders $500 if they graduated. The dropout rate for those classes dropped to 6%, and has generally retained that average to this day.

    77407 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020

  95. Kangaroos taking shelter in suburban areas to escape the fires

    77393 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2020

  96. President Trump told his national security adviser in August that he wanted to continue freezing $391 million in security assistance to Ukraine until officials there helped with investigations into Democrats including the Bidens, according to unpublished manuscript by former adviser, John R. Bolton.

    77310 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020

  97. Facebook has decided not to limit how political ads are targeted to specific groups of people, as Google has done. Nor will it ban political ads, as Twitter has done. And it still won't fact check them, as it's faced pressure to do.

    77275 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2020

  98. PM Trudeau says Canada has intelligence from multiple sources that the plane was shot down by an Iranian surface to air missile.

    77157 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2020

  99. Tame coyote playing with the cat it grew up with

    77141 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2020

  100. This guy's bluff

    77063 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2020